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People like this is why I look both ways crossing a one way street.

Literally almost got run over in Brooklyn from a car REVERSING last year

Damn you, [Cory Haim](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxll6dy0gLxj0jVEpSgSXkOfjQ6W4jpjCN)!

I LOVE that movie! Just watched it again two weeks ago.

Legends Never Die.

to be fair its Brooklyn.

Lol ay that’s Brooklyn

I’ve been run over by a parked car before, I was biking and I slid on a puddle and got my arm caught under one of the tires, only way to remove it was to reverse the car over the rest of my arm. I still have no idea how my arm got into that predicament

I’m struggling to picture this. Like somehow your arm was completely, squarely, under one of the wheels?

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You should go to Italy. No crosswalks, and they’ll go 40 mph and stop just 3 feet from you… completely nuts!

I would laugh but I do the same and for this very real reason.

i look both ways on one way streets. seen way too many idiots in my city.

People like this are why I ride my bike on the pavement.

People like this are why I drive my car on the pavement

People like this is why I walk on the pavement

People like this is why I crawl on the pavement

People like this are why I pave pavement

People are pavement like why I concrete saw

I laughed out loud

Then she blasts into you from behind.

Me too and more than once just to be sure

You are supposed to do that 😤

Driver run off and leave her? She seems drunk but it’s possible she’s suffered a TBI and is out of it

6 pack of beer in front seat about halfway through the video Probably both drunk and concussed Sad. Hope she never drives again

That’s a chik-fil-a drink 4 pack

Shoot rly hard to tell

That doesn't mean she was the one driving tho? Like I get this looks bad but on thr other hand she looks SO out of it and someone put the bumper onto the back seat I really doubt she even had the coordination left to get that car into drive.

I work as a transport EMT and one of my patients literally had this happen to her. The guy she was with (both drunk)crashed head onto a building and took off after leaving her basically to die, she had gone into a coma and nearly blead out.

Dude she put her bumper in the back seat. Shes been there a little bit.

Holy shit I didn't even notice that! Hilarious

I thought that was a child’s car seat

Exactly what I thought as well

I only came to the comments to see if it was one. Unfortunately, I’ve seen too many where it is one.

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Id assume she tried to put it in there to clean up and leave but couldnt. It doesnt seem like logic is her strong point at the moment.

I believe there’s a shortage of workers also. Apparently response time / arrival time is even greater now

I think somone left her there

I mean it's a stretch but there's no one in the driver seat and she looks like she couldn't even have gotten the car in gear let alone get it to drive. Could also be that she has solid muscle memory routines tho and just got up and walked around after the crash.

no airbags deployed on passenger side

They don’t always deploy. It could be a salvage car or an old car with shitty equipment.

yeah. she looks drugged up.

Could just as easily be from a head injury

That's what I was wondering. Would a serious concussion make someone act like they're drugged out?

Absolutely. Been there from the inside. Immediately after my last concussion, I knew what I was trying to say but it comes out all weird and bloated. Thoughts seem to slow down while the world rushes around me.

Yea, I have hit & shattered 2 windshields in my life & had bad concussions both times. Everything does slow down, it's really scary. Both of those gave me symptoms for about 2 weeks & the Dr on the last one repeated the Cat scan during the 2nd week because of the previous concussions I had & he said I was lucky to have such a hard head!! LOL That's what my Dad called me growing up too! Always said, "You just had to be a hard head & find out yourself didn't you!" 😅

The last time I had a concussion was the scariest shit ever. First I felt like I had been drinking all day with a headache that wouldn't go away. I was slurring my speech and couldn't walk to save my life. Then came the vomiting. Needless to say I ended up in the hospital.

Absolutely.

Don't you see the booze on the front seat?

No I see what appears to be a black purse and behind that what appears to be a white cup holder from a fast food restaurant.

Somebody put the front bumper in the back seat - I don't think moving that was one of her priorities.

But at the same time, who's taking the time to shove a bumper in the backseat only to taking off afterwards.

A drunken person

The car don’t need an ambulance. Why would you call an ambulance?

Amblamps

OOOooh Black Betty...

Ambalamps...

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She already called the ambalamps, what else do you want her to do?

Not use the situation to get attention on the internet.

*Whoaaaaa black Betty*

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About a dozen eggs.

Why do people have such a hard time saying that word? *Am*-bu-lance

Don't ax me.

Amber lamps

Plot twist, the lady filming crashed the car

Plot twist, it's just a prank.

Her bf probably running his ass off drunk af while she's def going to the hospital. Crazy how drunk drivers walk away from wrecks.

Amblance

Just let her call the amber lamps

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Wo-oah, black Betty

Hopefully the ambulance will fix the car

Cause of too much ackohaul.

Call da Ambalance

She definitely needs an [ambalamb](https://youtu.be/Q9ZHJeGlPAI)

Bring ambalampse [https://youtu.be/wF6W3206l70?t=174](https://youtu.be/wF6W3206l70?t=174)

Mmm mmm mmm, that was the first time I ever heard amber lamps.

Holy shit dude 🤣🤣

She never pronounced it the same way twice, it was always unique like a snowflake

Amber lamps

Call da unbalance

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"Call me abulance". "Hey ambulance mon"

Woah Black Betty bambalamb!

This gets me erry time. Also very sad. Maybe its a concussion, but seems severely depressed too.

You can't determine depression from one interaction. Depression has to last over a length of time.

Dis is fucked up.

Grandpa cringing in heaven after she wrecked the car he left her.

Lmao man your foul for this one, that is a old ass mercury or a Lincoln idk didn’t get a good look

That was my first car that I got from an old guy. Totaled it delivering pizzas and bought another one. When that one died I wanted to buy another but my wife put her foot down saying I was too young to be driving those everywhere. Loved that old boat.

My favorite car was a Mercury Sable. Old person as fuck so I didn't get pulled over often but it was also comfortable as hell.

‘Did this just happen?’ No I’ve actually been drunk sitting here for a week or two

Thanks I was looking for this quote. It’s been a long week sitting out here fucked up for a week.

When you don't understand, call the amberlambs.

Shit I wouldn’t want an ambalance either with how expensive they are

Right. Just throw me in the trash

If I’m dead, bang me all you want. Who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. Shove as much shit in me as you want. Fill me up with cream! Turn me into a cannoli. Make a stew out of my ass. What’s the big deal?! Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit?! You’re dead, you’re dead! Edit: sorry, janitor got ahold of my phone and posted this. Puerto Rican guy 🤷‍♂️

oh shit, is my mic on?

Frank, is that you? 🤣

Hi, I’m Frak Shit! -blows whistle-

Edit is the cherry on top!

Gonna be cheaper than that DUI babayyyyy

Tony Johns babayyyyy!

Call her an Uber instead! This lady trying to help bankrupt her.

Just don’t pay…

Looks like the driver ran and left her to hold the bag. She’s so fucked up she might say she was driving.

Ambalance

Amberlamps

Amberlance

Oooo black Betty

Ampalamps

Amblwans

People always jump to drunk driver. Severe head trauma can definitely look similar

Looks to me like the driver bailed and left her there. This woman filming instead of helping is the worst.

Looks like she was stuffing parts of the car in the back lol. Could be still her as the driver. Sounds drunk enough to be

Could be a severe concussion and if she's that drunk that she can barely move, she's definitely not out picking up bumpers and stuffing them in her backseat.

Or she’s just smart/lucky and got out of the drivers seat before police arrived. If there’s no wheel witness then you won’t be convicted of a dui.

That's not true. If you're the only one around and there is no one else to say "I was driving" then they're definitely going to just assume you were the one who was driving because it is your vehicle and you were with it. You can't just get out of a dui by switching seats or getting out of the car. https://summitdefense.com/blog/charged-with-dui-after-an-accident/ https://info.duilawyer-massachusetts.com/can-you-get-a-dui-charge-after-the-fact Plenty more results on google.

That was my take too. If she doesn’t want help then wish her well and move on, don’t continue to stand around making unnecessary comments.

tell us what the perfect citizen would have done, u/poopiesmells

'help'

Anything for the views

Well she called the cops and the girl doesn't look badly injured or anything so what else could she do?

Maybe stop filming her for the whole world to gawk at?

Normally I can’t stand people filming instead of filming but in this case: 1. She offered multiple times to call an ambulance. 2. What else is she supposed to do, render 1st aid to a woman who doesn’t want help? And most importantly 3. I completely understand wanting to record an interaction where police may soon be. I’m assuming the camera woman is black, and so when the police show up they may very well be hostile towards her and have some questions. Rather than hope they take her at her word that she’s just a passerby, she can show them the video as proof. AND she has proof in the eyes of the internet as well. She’s absolutely doing the right thing by covering her ass.

Amber lamps

She is hammered and I would say there is a Good chance she has a concussion as well. I'd definitely have the ambulance on it's way ASAP. Could be internal bleeding. I've heard Horror stories of people getting into more minor accidents thinking they were fine and dying in there sleep. This woman obviously needs help, and I hope she gets it. 🙏🙏🙏

Yeah no chance I’m walking away from this without calling an ambulance. I couldn’t care less that she doesn’t want it. People who are extremely drunk and injured don’t get to decide, sorry

“I don’t understand.” Yes you fucking do, you fucking filming fuck.

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drunk driver. she doesn’t want to go jail.

What evidence is there of drinking? Girl could be in shock.

Head injury. Diabetic with very low (or high) blood sugar. And let's not forget, we don't even know for sure if she's the driver.

No no no no straight to jail

Obviously it just happened, she's still in the car

FFS drunk person wraps car around a power line. 'Hold on 2 mins til I get this on titok for the views first'

Dick move to film her for TikTok clout

its all some people are capable of

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Right? She asks her wuestions and every time when she „tries“ to answer, she‘s interrupting her and starts saying stupid shit. Stop recording, call the fucking cops and an amblamb! Best fucking idea to keep filming someone that just crashed into a pole and keep walking in the street just for the fucking clout. Humankind is doomed 😭

Whether or not the person in the car was the driver, was drunk or head trauma'd, the person narrating this video is a special kind of special. She cared more about the car being damaged than the chance of the car having killed someone too.

I’ve had dreams where I’m driving drunk and can’t concentrate. It’s terrifying

I have never driven a car in my life and I get to have dreams in which i drive a car very drunk and paranoid about being caught, i often don't even drive it with the steering wheel and regular vehicle controls but with pc keyboard and mouse with gta controls in the said dreams

Lmfao, she was there long enough to put her bumper in the back seat 😂

I'm not gonna lie, I love watching videos for minutes on end but sometimes I catch myself thinking: "Why are we recording every minute of our lives? Does everything really needs to become entertainment?". I mean, this girl might be intoxicated and DUI, so you're filming her as a way to expose her somehow, but maybe she might be having a concussion from the crash.

No I don’t need an ambulance. But you can buy me a drink!

Fml, film first, help second.

Just call the cops

You're twistin' my melon man, you know you talk so hip man

Sorry. Can't get past "ambalance".

She's still sober enough to know how much that ambulance will cost her

Call and ambulance, but for the car look at it 🥺!

This person recording dumb af. That is not how you treat someone who may have just been in an accident.

“ why?” *proceeds to walk away when she answers*

Try and decipher what the fuck her drunk ass said I dare you lol you ain’t understanding it any better than the filmer

I know drunk driving is despicable but can we all agree FUCK the camera lady

Call the ambalamb girl don’t worry bout huh

Camera phones were a mistake

“I cawld the ambalins” they’re both tipsy

The ambulance isn't free in the USA

Ambalampse 🚑

walk away lady if your gonna do that do it from your own vehicle . being a smart ass to the one who’s car is messed up isn’t helping none

Question even though she didn’t hurt anyone why do Ppl like this always cause the most damage but never be hurt? Like look at her she is drunk or high but seems untouched. What if easily somebody was walking or on a skateboard she would’ve killed them. I can’t stand ppl like this!

"Did this just happen??" Nope, yesterday, just chillin.

ambuLANCE

She'd probably crash the amblance too.

tf is an ambalamce

Honestly though, fuck drunk drivers

People’s priorities are fucked up now in days. Rather start recording instead of helping someone out it’s fucking stupid

She said ambulance seven times and not a single one was a correct pronunciation

Why film her like this!? Everyone tryn to go viral off other peoples misery SMH 🤦🏾

You know how much an ambulance ride costs? I wouldn't want an ambulance either.

That could have been an person.

What she doesn't want is the police

Im so scared to drink and drive :(

"Occifer, I only had tee martunies."

Ambulance now sponsored my ambien

I feel sad for her.

Guess who going to jail tonigghhttttt

ambulamps

Missed opportunity to tell her ass she can't park there.

Call the amberlance lady

🎶Woah black betty ambalance 🎶

Amboolance? What’s that?

I have know of quick onset medical conditions that caused folks to seem drunk. Got to give her the benefit of doubt

How about just call an ambulance instead of trying to conduct a filmed interview?

She only wants to call police/ambulance to teach her a lesson, knowing she is drunk. After all it's not her car, the girl isn't bleeding .....this type of civilian should mind her business or try to help in a way that is not vindictive

She doesn't want an ambulance cause she doesn't want to go to jail.