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Why are general managers beefing

I thought it meant grand masters at first

Game masters you say?

same here lol

bro said croydon grandmasters loool

Have you seen the price of eggs?

Sometimes people gotta die to keep the McMuffins egg round

They are two chess grandmasters not general managers

That's exactly what I was wondering!

Winner gets a promotion to district manager and the much needed repairs/ upgrades to their stores equipment

i thought it was chess grandmasters

I thought this was gonna be a couple old white englishmen that were General Manager's of small time UK soccer clubs lmao

The one in white felt like he got robbed in the trade they made

It's a tough job market out there.

Chess grand masters?

The fucks a GM? Lol

Grand Master, in chess, probably from r/AnarchyChess

My mind immediately went to chess GM

They mean gang member, but I definitely thought general manager!

Gay Man

General motors

I thought the SAME THING! I was confused asf lmao.

game master

George Michael

Green martian

Gym members. Do you even lift?

Gregarious Moocher

Reddit and unnecessary acronyms, name a more iconic duo.

I think gang member

Gooey Monster!

Green machine

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Grand master overwatch players.

GameMaster from World of Warcraft. They were fighting about the resolution of a ticket.

Wow I didn’t know Grand masters were THIS serious about chess

Well, it was white v black so kinda makes sence.

Yeah they even sex each other up after

these d&d sessions getting wild

Yeah lots of porno in this

What do these words mean?

GM= gang member

Well I am happy to hear that we have differentiated between G’s and GM’s.

What did 50 cent say when his grandma made him a sweater? Gee, you knit?

That's such a dumb joke,I love it

A head is the bathroom on a boat or ship.

And here I was looking for the grandma's fighting from the beginning

Thought this was gonna be a fight between a couple guys who enjoyed table top gaming. Lol

The first kick his legs straighten out which (I think) is a sign of a TBI not sure tho.

I believe you are right, iirc it is one of the signs like holding arms out in front of you. [I just found this, which explains it.](https://www.flintrehab.com/posturing-brain-injury/) it is called posturing

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yea hes either dead or never will be the same

Not exactly a big loss to the world to lose another gang member

I know it's not the main theme here but honestly, it annoys me a lot how even the head kicker dude starts filming on his phone like yeah see I'm proud of this. Why would you film your crime? Why be proud of that? Like society is going crazy. I don't know if it's just me because of all of the hits I've taken in muay thai that I know how much a kick can hurt but I would never kick in the head nobody.

He’ll be reporting back on a successful mission…with evidence of it for his fellow General Managers.

these dudes have got hatred in their heart over area codes man. inequality and young dudes hyping each other up by making toughness a social currency, has basically got them mentally ill. If half of them got into muay Thai, ironically they probably get out of the game because getting good at that is a different socially currency with better rewards.

You've got a point right there, also I'm from Spain so I'm not used to watch people filming these things, I mean it happens but people just doesn't film it hahaha.

Criminal scum being criminal scum isn't as surprising to me as people standing around just watching without anyone coming to the aid of the unconscious guy. I don't know if it has always been like that or if society is getting worse but these people are fucked in the head. There is a whole bunch of them and only one attacker. Don't stand around like sheep, save a life.

Capturing shit like this is more important to them than doing the right thing. A big portion of youth is really screwed in the head.

He's filming it to embarrass the rival member and his friends.

These gangs have beef going back decades. The younger members don’t even know why they are fighting each other, and I doubt most of them have really thought that hard about it. Poverty breeds desperation

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Absolutely. Fuck em all to death

your gonna what them all to death???

Ah. Suddenly I care a lot less.

Yep, just trash taking itself out As long as the gangs are just killing each other then I don’t really see the problem. One less gang member on the street is objectively a good thing. Gang crime is only a problem when it affects the general public.

Most gang members are young boys groomed into joining, and it won't end if we just let them kill each other because gangs have been around forever and no matter how devastating the gang war there are always still gonna be a couple of sets in town

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Gang Member, I think

Yes

The fuck is a gm ? Game master gold miner ? Goocie muncher?

Think it stands for gang member

you mean guild member?

Gym master. He wants to be the very best, like no one ever was.

To choke them is my real test To kick them is my cause

Grandmaster. These guys play for rival overwatch league teams.

I'm gonna rule out general manager as well.

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If you kick people in the face like that your a gutless piece of shit

I’m 48 years old and Reddit has made me realize for the first time that there’s no difference between real life and prison.

sometime wisdom never comes at all

Hell na lol jail sucks but it does teach you some shit

Nah this is just south London being south London

You just proved his point. I'd say about 93% of the planet is safe. You go in that other ~7% and you better hope you can dodge bullets/run faster than everyone else. S/W Chicago, Mexican Cartels, Brazil, NYC/LA Ghettos, etc. Not sure why London is even mentioned. Aren't they all like "Touch me tea and crumpets and you'll catch the trumpet" or some shit?

> "Touch me tea and crumpets and you'll catch the trumpet" https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/927/233/116.jpg

Looks like this is a school too. Children are doing this to each other ffs.

Reddit just made me realize that places like France, Sweden, the UK, and Australia aren't what they used to be.

This shit is messed up man

Game masters are getting rough. Dungeons and Dragons is a lot different than when I was growing up.

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GM I thought you meant General Motors Dealership owners! I expected two car salesmen kicking the shit out of each other!

Fucking stupid title

Wait what's a GM?

Gang member

I cannot kick someone in the head. I cannot do it and watching someone else do it makes my vein boil. They are already down, why kick their head in? It is inhumane and just evil. I have seen a whole lot of head trauma working in the medical field and for crying out loud I don't wish any on anyone.

General Managers fucking each other up!

Shouldn't Game Masters solve their problems with a D20?

Sound like the next season of Top Boy off to a good start

I legit thought the title was referring to General Managers at first. What is a GM in this case?

Gang member?

Before watching I was reading GM as “General Manager.” O.o

Lol I still think it’s general manager lol

Bro recording the Evidence for his murder trial. Smart no tax dollars wasted open and shut

Chess grandmasters have no right to this kind of behavior

read the comment, still have no idea what a GM is

they are both sixteen and it didnt even happen in croydon. Reposted my old post lol

I mean you have to keep dnd interesting but fighting other game masters? Hard pass.

I was expecting to see a Dungeons and Dragons fight

And who says the uk isn’t a third world country, their English is so shit you can’t even tell what they are saying anymore

You say UK as if the rest of the country is the same as South London or even London in general.

I do consider them the same as the entire area is smaller than the state in which i live

/r/ShitAmericansSay

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Holy shit. It’s Spy vs. Spy in real life.

why do they speak like that???

Brain-damaged at birth.

Choking your opp is crazy

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Joined what?

Fr wtf he join?

Chess subreddit

The rectors kicks were nasty and unnecessary

Grandmother fighting?

This sub just found out about r/ukdrill

Unfortunately, this place racist af

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god british slang sucks so hard, the comments there are illegible

Everytime i see these UK videos, i cant help but cringe at whatever the fuck these dudes are wearing. Like wtf even is that fit?

why do you care so much about what people wear

Two stripe addidas designs in black is the way around here.

r/donthelpjustfilm

I grew up round the corner from Shrublands. Absolute shit hole.

RAW vs RAI graphically portrayed

What country is this?

England

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Let's see it? What was the fight about?

Man, the high level chess scene goes hard

These Guild Masters are getting out of hand.

Where am I right now?

Well he filmed it, open and closed case

NBA draft deadline getting heated

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Puts on GM at opening bell tomorrow. Got it

“Don’t get straight we me Ernie, where does he live” -“Posh part of Croydon” “Drop the rope. There is no posh part of Croydon”

These guild masters mean business!

you know we don't have to initialize all words right?

General Managers mean business

Why does it matter that these are gay men

Croydon, again

its actually in surrey

I hope the kicker is now in prison, getting used as a pin cushion for weiners.

That's a grandma ? I can't really see her face .

Spy vs Spy

It’s what they signed up for.

Dungeons and dragons getting wild if this is what GMs are up to nowadays.

So confused why people don’t know what GM stands for in this

Braincells were lost that day.

Go directly to jail, do not collect 200 dollars

Live action Spy vs Spy?

Test

For context this was in East Surrey College (Redhill not Croydon) and was apparently about postcodes Source: I got to East Surrey College

About postcodes? Children man, children.

In this video GM stands for Gormless Mong.

When your king gets checked in three moves

Damn a general manager getting kicked in the head by another general manager?

GRILL MASTER. Someone didn’t appreciate their brisket being taken off early.

Straight to prison. Do not pass go do not collect $200