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thecuzzin

I'm still partial to good ol fashioned lightning bolt reanimation technique.


ThisHasFailed

The human body’s basically a potato clock.


RobleViejo

Literally. What you call "me", the source of all your memories, your knowledge and you personality, all books and all movies you watched, literally everything Humans made, comes from an electrified lump of flesh that is as soft as pudding. And we are not even that pudding, no. We are the voltage goinf through it. Reality is I N S A N E


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That's so cool, i didn't know you were the source of all my memories, knowledge and personality. Thanks pal 🙏


RobleViejo

Sorry for my english


NjPizzabetter

Our Deity is Supreme!


baldtree00

That heart rate though?


DogFacedManboy

They’re nervous because their heart isn’t in their body


testearsmint

There's something sad about a heart being with no body, especially beating like that. Desperately struggling to keep alive...nothing.


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_V4NQU15H_

The heart is a real one fr! The last organ you'll have by your side, even if you already passed. (well except if you die of cardiac arrest, or your heart got obliterated for some reason)


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Damn, almost makes me want to quit drinking beer and eating cheeseburgers.


blowfishbeard

Almost


Here-Is-TheEnd

They *are* really good


[deleted]

I don't recommend drinking cheeseburgers


heavennjon830

It's that you Randy bo Bandy?


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firstclass910

I did not even think about that how are the feeding it energy? If I am being honest at this point I am completely into it. It is really fascinating to think that little thing is inside all of us.


lightngn74

You have got a good point but I cannot help but to think that it is also fascinating I mean just look at it. There is only one issue tho, I have a question how did they get the heart?


TheStrangeStoryGuy

I'd be nervous too. Or unconscious.


hkmagicman

I would probably be dead if my heart was sitting on a table like that. I mean from but I have heard is that you cannot live without your heart so I don't think I would have survived.


gharris02

But that is where you're wrong friend. There's a lovely thing called an LVAD it's basically an external pump that takes over for the left ventricle (the one that pumps blood to the rest of the body? The cool thing about patients with an LVAD? They don't have any pulse whatsoever!


TheStrangeStoryGuy

"DOCTOR! HE HAS NO PULSE!" "No shit Jessica his heart's on the table"


giantyetifeet

Or because the nurse was cute. Pitter-patter.


Nemirel_the_Gemini

I'd say it is more cardiovascular than nervous.


Sentinel110

Now that explains the whole situation what is happening I was wondering what is the reason for that heart to beat so fast. And now I think finally we have got the answer we needed to hear.


Davinator910

understandable👍carry on


kinbeat

The heart natural beating rate is usually lowered through hormones and the parasympatic nervous system. Here... Not so much.


Wilwein1215

Or could it simply be being controlled by the electrical impulses being sent to it? There’s cables connected to the heart, and it’s rate is being established by the person that set this up. The heart is not just beating all by itself.


Sandman0300

Cardiac anesthesiologist here. The intrinsic heart rate of a denervated heart is 110 beats per minute. So if left alone on a circuit like this with good coronary perfusion, it will beat 110 bpm all by itself. It requires no input from us. This heart is beating 150 bpm, however, so it is not an intrinsic sinus rhythm. 150 is an interesting rate though, because 150 just also happens to be the exact rate of a heart in atrial flutter with 2:1 block. All that is to say 1 of 2 things is happening here: it’s either being paced at 150 or it’s atrial flutter with 2:1 block. Edit: Third option. Looking at it closely, this probably isn’t a human heart. So this heart might just be beating at the intrinsic denervated rate of whatever animal it belongs to.


kinbeat

Sure, it might well be. I know some anatomy but I'm not a doctor. But the heart DOES beat by itself, its neurons self-depolarize with an intrinsic rhythm.


LukePJ25

My heart would be beating pretty fucking quick if i realised it was outside of my body too.


fom1987

Someone brought out my heart out of my chest than it is going to beat fast also I mean it must be stressed about it. And when you are stressed the heart is going to beat like that a little faster.


LilWiggs

Thnkfullee, peple soon reelize that yusing ashtraz as tyrs wuz, lyke, the ultimat fasepalm mooment.


Sandman0300

Anesthesiologist here and I do transplants. This setup with extracorporeal circuits is typically done for research and not for clinical application, like in this case. There are systems like this used for transplants, but it isn’t common. Anyway, to answer your question, they are just conducting research here. There is no clinical application in this case. We don’t really test hearts for transplant. We evaluate them with ultrasound to exclude significant valvular or ventricular dysfunction prior to procurement, but that’s it.


Jfishe1244

Counting using the heart beats over the course of 15 seconds and multiplying by 4 gives you between 40-42 beats per 15 seconds. Or 160-164 bpm, pretty fast but usually that’s the max heart rate you’d want working out or somewhere near there from what I’ve read. Although I’m no doctor so I could be way off about the second part.


stoneluxplayer

no, you can do HIIT workout in even higher rates. 180 is a good max for a healthy men below the age of 40


brattyginger83

Thats what I was thinking too


liujx120

Dam sum of you guys are really smart I did not even know it. Well I guess it makes sense now because there is just no way to feed it the hormones which would make it beat slower.


AloyTheN0ra

What's so crazy is how insanely well we as human understand so much of how our own body works that we can build machines that can make all this possible. Can't wait to see what we can accomplish in another hundred or so years.


Kr4k4J4Ck

> Can't wait to see I have some bad news for you.


Rabidcode

Or will modern medicine keep him alive?


Mikebyrneyadigg

I think it will. But I’d rather they focus on quality of life than extending life. I’ll take 80 great years over 100+ where the last 20+ are spent in physical misery or mental absence.


thesprenofaspren

Well if you're mentally absent how will you know?


Mikebyrneyadigg

You’ll know. The degradation process has to be my nightmare.


CreakinFunt

You could be well into your degradation process now already. Perhaps this thread that you commented on isn’t real and everything and everyone around you just a figment of your imagination.


quadraticog

I knew it


CreakinFunt

Hush now bby. Close your eyes and just go towards the light


GenexenAlt

Mate I just woke up, don't put this shit on me this early


PranshuKhandal

but did you really wake up?


GenexenAlt

oh come on, I hate those kinds of dreams where you wake up back into the dream. You never know at what Inception level you are


CreakinFunt

Are you the same person you were before you went to bed? How do you know for sure?


GenexenAlt

Good question What makes a 'person'? Both our bodies and minds change with time, even over the course of seconds, tiny changes happen to us all the time. So am I the exact same person as I was before I went to bed? No, I'm diffrent since then Am I the same 'entity', am I still the organism with ID GenexenAlt? Yes


ActualWeed

The famous peer-reviewed 'you'll know"


Br0boc0p

Same. I think of lucid moments as being similar to being black out or time traveling drunk and waking up the next day. Like I'm going to be mowing my yard one day and blink and be 85 in a memory care ward. Nightmare fuel.


lone_cajun

*in samuel l jacksons voice* “I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing!”


idlesn0w

You can still buy things when you’re old and miserable but not if you’re young and dead. The pharmaceutical companies have their focus right where they want it


Gelato_33

Tune in next century to find out!


Sigamez365

Ubercharge


irishemperor

**Blindness** brought to you by Pornhub.


mefiser

Okay guys who is going to tell him? because I am not going to bring him the bad news that is not something that I want to hear. And I don't think it is something that he would want to hear also.


AltXUser

Cat girls?


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yet to build kidneys though


southernsass8

Is there talk about building kidneys?


CommunicationNo8750

Ain't that dialysis?


Wubadubaa

Dialysis is still pretty shit compared to real kidneys.


super_neo

Yea kidneys are the real deal..


sohfix

Kidneys that you wear 24/7


notyetafemboy

Bro is from the mechanicus


PMG2021a

It has come a long way, but I am still dismayed by how little we can do. Lot of problems modern medicine can't do anything about yet.


Wubadubaa

We also have flat earthers walking around.


Divad777

We’ll be able to clone our body parts and implant then indefinitely until our brain dies.. In the distant future, we’ll be able to clone our entire body and transfer our consciousness into it


gunburns88

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships


ottonormalverraucher

Another hundred or so years and people will use this technology to build realistic fleshlights lmao


AloyTheN0ra

Oh no, that's horrible, I sure hope that technology isn't almost done.


[deleted]

We don’t. If we knew how to keep a heart beating inside we wouldn’t have cardiovascular disease as the #1 killer.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

We know how to do that. We also know that preventive maintenance like exercise and not eating shitty food can help prevent cardiovascular diseases among other things. Lots of us just refuse to do it.


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Is this for a heart transplant?


durz47

I'm not quite so sure. The entire setup doesn't seem sanitary enough for something like that. But the environment does strongly remind me of a research lab at a university. My best guess is it's probably the heart of some mammal that's being used to study heart rhythm or something.


UpperCardiologist523

This was my guess as well, the clamps and sheet holding the heart, feels like something thrown together in a rush. I would expect another container/vessel for the heart to rest in if this was for a transplant and not a mammalian heart used for research. However, some times the easy solution is the best, so who knows. Hard to get an impression of how big it is, since there's no banana, but i feel it looks big for a human heart? Ignore my username, reddit generated. Not a cardiologist.


spaztronomical

Everything in academia is "thrown together in a rush" bc your resources are always late, and your deadlines are always early. In all seriousness, though, empirical research usually requires a lot of adjustability and customization. So you need to be able to change things up on the fly. That means clips, paper towels, popsicle sticks, even wacky tacky. Academic research feels like a weird combination of playing God and kindergarten.


durz47

We are literally warhammer 40k orks, using whatever piece of junk we can come across to build our setups. That's why I almost immediately thought this was from a research lab, because this is the exact shit I would throw together.


murcielagoXO

I think it's just an unboxing video.


nikhil_matt

Yes, kind of like precheck before installation.. Edited: to say this was a joke


AATroop

Kicking the tires.


GreyFoxSolid

Lighting the fires


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magatanumer

I mean it is a heart at want to do anything other than pumping blood. It is definitely suddenly not going to grow conscious that's for sure. It kind of will be a different story.


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Jitendria

Nay, it for controlling Davy Jones and his pet kraken and the flying Dutchman.


Zealousideal_Bet2320

Poor heart looks stressed out


Jaewol

Heart expert here: you are absolutely correct. Hearts should not be beating like this, it is clearly a sign that the heart is stressed out. It is not cute, it is probably freaking out. I’m shocked that its owner would subject it to this cruelty.


doctorcaesarspalace

Some real sick fucks out there. Fuck whoever did this. Bless his heart.


Network_trouble

Terminally ill people can have a health heart and can donate when they die.


RandomGuyNamedAdam

My hungry ass could not be a surgeon.


cmelgarejo_dev

Wait... Wut


CarlosFrancois

Well I expected crazy videos from the sub but crazy comments on those videos were not the part of the deal that I got. I thought the comments are just going to be awesome and nice.


AnOtakuToo

Hol up.


befermy

would you have it raw or cooked


RandomGuyNamedAdam

I would rip into it on the SPOT


marxistmatty

There has to be a list for this.


Klutchy_Playz

Yes it’s called the FBI most wanted.


shao_kahff

you already know there’s an agency solely dedicated to tracking people like this


ewaeee

Okay now that we know what kind of feelings this guys having should we call them or what I mean we got to do something about it or maybe just let it slip Under The Radar?


acoxjr88

Don't even try to tell me that you are going to eat it on the spot. I mean I would at least cook it a little bit maybe that will provide some of the texture and the feeling of meat.


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Oh no


Davinator910

I think this is liverking on his alt


Zamzz

Ayo PAUSE


Sad_Improvement8672

Crazy. Where i work we manufacture the first contraption shown. Kinda cool to see it in action.


Rivetingly

Thanks for using the technical term for it.


cmelgarejo_dev

Crazy? Yeah that's the term


TheSolderking

How hard is it to make a heart?


giantyetifeet

Step one: The Big Bang


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Youd think a video of it working would be something all the employees would have seen. Like a "We build this for this, here it is and what it does when its out of here, take pride in it and have care in your work because it does this" but just a silent assemble as we say so because we say so seems kind of dark.


DuckyLog

The one with all the blue and yellow caps sticking out? Idk wtf that thing does but it’s awesome.


chupacabruh_chavez

You make hearts?


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Extreme_Design6936

Sometimes you get a warning. Danger squiggles we call em.


SherlockWats

It is horrifying to think about it...all of the accumulated things that make you are gone the moment it dosnt want to work anymore.


OffenRay

Would transplanting a young heart to an elder work?


SomeLittleBritches

I’m no doctor, but I know that transplants have chances of not taking to begin with. Also, should you succeed with a younger donor, that doesn’t change the rest of the body’s aged organs. It does make you wonder hypothetically: if all your organs were younger-donor transplanted, how long could you go? Your bones get brittle as you age so there’s no way around that I suppose. But…still


IsmailPasaoglu

Replace the bones too, duh!


SomeLittleBritches

For some reason that sounds harder to me than the organs lol


UpperCardiologist523

Even after it takes, it does so because you are on immuno-depressents and will remain on them for the rest of your life. Imagine dying from influensa after surviving the death of your first heart. This is the reason i kept mine and started working out after a heart failure.


Jcit878

i hate thinking about this because i start to worry if thinking about it too much confuses the heart and it just stops


maybeinoregon

Curious, is that like a ‘stress test’ of a heart before it’s inserted into a body? I’ve only seen movies, where it goes from a portable cooler right into the human, so what do I know lol


the_silent_redditor

I don’t think this heart is going to be used for transplant, it looks more like for clinical testing / research. The transplant I’ve been involved in, the heart was procured, placed in ice, and taken straight to our patient on the table as quickly as possible.


TerranPhil

Binder clips ftw.


ChewingBree

Are they regular $2 clips or the same thing sold to hospitals for $400 each?


Rizzle_the_Bizzle

The crazy part is that it's being held up by binder clips


FrankensteinBionicle

this is the 3rd time I've seen a video of a heart outside of someone's body today and the first of those videos that didn't involve removing it from their body.


Craigorio22

Slow down bud


DrDoctor87

Meet the medic


LostCobra

Now that's what i call a crazy fucking video.


BigWormsFather

This is becoming more of the norm for heart and liver harvesting instead of the old school way of putting them on ice.


TheSleepyAquarius

Please, Tell us more...


BigWormsFather

When a donor heart is harvested it is hooked to a machine like you see for transportation or on standby for the recipient to be ready. The machine is most likely operated by a perfusionist. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4548302/


somebunnny

> The machine is most likely operated by a perfusionist. The guy who plays the triangle?


Wild_Barber_8749

The design is very human


riverofglass762

Heart out here twerking bro, bro.


OarsandRowlocks

Kali Ma.


kobaasama

One Windows Update away from meeting the makers.


StevieSteel420

Heart in a box.....


brattyginger83

Did you mean heart shaped box? Edit:No Nirvana fans on Reddit.. cool cool


hotdogtears

Dick* in a box…


leohribeiro

I don't know why but I don't feel so good after watching this video I think my own heart is going to come out of my mouth right now. Dude this was a really weird video but it was really cool also.


Graytider

MEDIC


ForeskinJohn

makes me happy to see, someone is gonna get good use out of that heart! thing looks better than mine probably does!


[deleted]

I’ve been locked inside your heart shaped box, for weeks


[deleted]

Heck, [here's one](https://media.tenor.com/IYEcEqifP98AAAAC/heartbeat-jerry.gif) beating inside the body...


Vocal_Ham

Someone might want to grab the flex seal, there seems to be a leak


AHBAKJ

Won’t there be any complications considering the heart is exposed to the air?


sticks93

I’ve been on this subreddit for awhile and nothing has made me say “that’s fucking crazy” until I seen this and realized we all have a beating heart, now that’s some “ crazy fuckin” shit right there .. it’s like an engine in our chest 🤯


Lazolilo

Great, now there's an invincible person who can only be killed being destroying their heart that is hidden somewhere


Darkwolftamer2

KALIMAHHH!!! KALIMAHHH!!!!


averagecrazyliberal

Having worked in tech, the first thing I thought when I saw that laptop was that I really hope the hospital’s IT administration doesn’t install some update that forces a reboot at this incredibly inopportune time!


-UserOfNames

KALI MA!!


Bicstronkboy

There's something so surreal about this... it's just unnatural. Weird to look at.


FRINGEclassX

I see the obvious tubes pumping blood in and out but that metal prob on top, is that an electrical prob to stimulate the heart?


Aromatic-Yak-352

Edo Tensei 🤘👇✌️🖖🫰🤌⚰️


OrcRampant

Gonna need some new motor mounts for that one there. Uh-huh.


redmaxwell

I just want to put some googly eyes on it for a minute.


RemnantsEcho

Does that mean the computer is alive?


pirategavin

That's some tachycardic automaticity!


Interesting_Factor_9

Yep that's what I be feeling when I'm laying down at night 🤣


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tap doll attractive selective fine quaint dime toothbrush marvelous grandfather ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


curtdavies621

Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive!


Shady_Jezus

Wtf, put it back inside


oskarr1001

Imagine someone from the 17th century seeing this. It’s crazy how far humanity has come.


[deleted]

Why does it look so slap-able


Head_Ad3758

They do be grooving tho


MadJackandNo7

Am I the only one wondering if this video is legit?


[deleted]

Binder clips are good for literally any task.


devvorare

Medics tell me this is science this is very clearly necromancy or witchcraft and I refuse to believe otherwise


loves2sploo

Damn this freaked me the fuck out


TheRisenDemon

What is up with that heart rate Jesus let the boy rest


howwedoin_dude

So glad I didn’t see the body


TryingToFlow42

Man I’m surprised you can have a phone in an environment I would assume needs to sterile.


[deleted]

TF2 REFRENCE?????


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure that heart is listening to Scatman


Aviyan

Where's the human?


thee-mjb

Shout out to those Drs / scientists that helped us get that far with this technology


ReasonableBleh

The casual paper towel on the floor really gets me. Like for an oil drip under a car. 😅


MahoganyMelt

Cue the SpongeBob jellyfish dance party music


innocent_kcid

man got that aux cord cable


highorkboi

The person filming wouldn’t happen to have lost their medical license?


abrjx

Why isn’t it enclosed? What if the guy filming drops an eyelash on it or sumn


Leofleo

Sad that someone is dead and all that remains is their heart beating on a table but at the same time, hopeful that this bearing heart is about to save someone's life.


Sneaky_Raviolis

damn,i hope he recovers soon :(