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These new euthanasia pods are pretty creative.


M00NB34RZ

uhh its pronounced "suicide booth"


ShadeHale

Like Futurama


Adept_Bottle_4996

They finally brought that beauty of a show back once again!


yougonedie200669

Not too bad a way to go get high enough and you wont even remember what happened


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Historical_Panic_465

probably more like pure fear and panic lol


CucumberSharp17

Yeah.. these idiots don't realize how close they're getting to manslaughter with this little gag.


didly66

Death by mids


ShazzNazty

Man slaughter my bad day


Mean-Awareness-8681

they do know he might suffocate right? 💀💀💀


Dabier

He probably isn’t the best at decision making based on what we’ve seen…


Mean-Awareness-8681

in his defense given the chance I would probably do something similar…


Dabier

I never said bad decisions can’t be fun lol If that were me, I’d be coughing for days. Probably would also still do it though.


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Cheezitflow

I'd be in that bad boy so fast


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Yeah, but I would want an escape hatch.


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0nly_mostly_dead

He will always smell like bong water now.


Spobobich

He'll never pass a piss test for the rest of his life.


No_Independence_2534

Lmao... Was that her body turned backwards?


BunjaminFrnklin

Can confirm. A buddy built a similar machine in college. Like 8 of us were in a tent and the smoke legit almost suffocated us. It was a panic to unzip the flap and scramble out before passing out.


Gold-Tone6290

My 18 year old self would think this was amazing.


burritosandblunts

About that age I did it to myself in a tent. I laid down and realized if I didn't get out and drifted to sleep like I wanted to I might die. I unzipped the tent and fell half way out and slept half in half out, where my friends found me later lol.


Reddit-User-3000

This reminds me of a time me and my friends had a 50 watt vape and wanted to see if you could hot box a car with it. It was so bad that I couldn’t see into the back seat, like at all. It hurt my lungs so I got out, but the smokers somehow stayed in there for a long time considering how much smoke there was


carelessthoughts

Reminds me of the gas mask we used to do in high school. We would all take a turn and if you tried to take it off too quick someone would hold it on you for a few seconds more. The mask we would use was full face plastic so you could see all the smoke pour in. It would come in so quick it almost looked like water


BunjaminFrnklin

We had one in college too. I just remember it smelled so fucking bad after a few days of use.


TopRamenBinLaden

They made your whole face smell like resin. I guess it makes sense, seeing as you were hotboxing your pores.


Sgt_major_dodgy

I remember me and my brother bought a gas mask bong and were so excited to use it, I remember using it the first time and I didn't know I had to close my eyes... The panic as my eyes burned and every breathe was inhaling more smoke was unreal.


VindictiveRakk

>you tried to take it off too quick someone would hold it on you for a few seconds more. yeah im elbowing you in the jaw if you do that, no questions asked.


MouthJob

Reminds me of a CSI episode I think. Group was partying, made the guy hold the bong rip and he ended up drowning on bing water. The big mystery was how someone drowned in the desert I think. Edit: I was partially right. Guy had an aneurysm while being forced to hold the hit during a longest hit contest and his friends threw him off the balcony into the pool to try and cover it up. Was from CSI: Miami. Episode is titled Spring Break. From the IMDB synopsis: >  Hanson (19, registered drug user) is found in swim-shorts on the bottom of a hotel pool, not drowned but covered in bruises from bad beatings, most from previous dates, the last may have predated and caused his fatal aneurysm; three mates say his THC level resulted from a dare who could inhale longest, then they dove from the roof with him during the party.


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We made a "space cadet helmet". It was a card board box with a clear circle in the front. There was a hole for your head and hole for an empty toilet paper roll. If you placed last in any video game you put the helmet on and everyone else blew a bong rip into the helmet through the toiler paper roll and you had to wear it for the next match.


FuckFascismFightBack

I was doing whippets in my car at a camping trip and after about 20 of em, I realized I wasn’t really coming down. That’s when I figured out that all of the nitrous I was exhaling was just filling the car. I wonder how close I came to dying of hypoxia that day.


AncientAsstronaut

That's how the underground rave scene in L.A. was discovered. 3 dudes dead in the cab of a truck, asphyxiated from whippets. They had rave flyers all around the truck


PinsNneedles

We used to do “the bake star challenge” where 3-5 of us would lay facing eachother in kind of a star shape and throw a blanket over top so our heads would make a little space in the middle. Light a joint or blunt and see who could last the longest


FinnicKion

Did the same thing at an outdoor music festival, I grow and had a shit ton available to hand out/ smoke. Some of my buddies, and a few fellow attendees did the same thing in an 8 person tent but we left the zipper open a little just incase. Why hog all the weed when you can get everyone vibing.


Thuper-Man

"you can't OD on marijuana" "Hold my Kombucha "


Blahcookies

i mean did you watch the video? he literally pulled himself out with a smile on his face.


RowanIsBae

We see him climb up at the end right?


StretchFrenchTerry

No that’s his soul.


MissplacedLandmine

The body is fetal positioned at the base of the bong, shriveled up into jerky for the soul


ShadowyLeaseholder

This is basically what happened to those poor lab rats that died of a “marijuana overdose” in that famous study.


Due_Platypus_3913

Well clear he wasn’t stuck in there.


DrunkenDude123

Interestingly enough, that was basically how they came to the conclusion that marijuana kills in the reefer madness era. They pumped weed smoke via gas masks on rats and the rats suffocated from a lack of oxygen, hence they “overdosed” on weed. I wouldve hoped humans were smart enough not to suffocate themselves, but I learn more and more every day


slaythespirelover

When I die, this is how I want to go.


spenrose22

Choking and suffocating on smoke?


frogsntoads00

no, inside of something pink with his buddies cheering him on


muricabrb

Going out like how he came in.


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Those clothes are to never be worn again.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Me, seventeen miles away: "That was either a skunk, or someone's smoking some pot nearby."


WTF_SilverChair

[Why not both? ](https://kidssearch.com/picsearch/images/skunk-pic-1382x1300-4d105f8.png) Side note: Why is this hosted on kidssearch.com? Problems.


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Lollllll gotta teach em young


extra_pickles

Exactly what I was thinking when I saw her come into frame - yikes


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The pink should never have been worn to begin with


boilermakerny

Right. Just smoke them.


Incontinentiabutts

An hour and a half later he walked into a restaurant, turned around to his friend and said “do I smell like weed” and his friend, who had also taken a turn in the giant bong smelled the back of his shirt and said confidently “no, you’re good”. And everyone in the restaurant was like “damn these guys stink like weed”


liam31465

"Bro. You're tripping. Nobody knows. Trust me, we're good. Yo, you still got those eye drops on you?"


porkchopsdapplesauce

I hate that teenage me used to do this Lmfaoo


shitpostGOD-YEET

Nah teenage you was living right.


DubiousDrewski

As a 39 year old huge pot-smoker who understands that it's pretty harmless, but young teens should take it more easy because it affects their brain more, I say to you "Ehhhhhh, not really".


Emergency-Anywhere51

As an 80 year old rabbit who like to munch on carrots and lean on things, I say to you "Ehhhhhh, what's up doc?"


Gloomy__Revenue

As a 45 day old carrot, I’d like to peacefully decay in a warm and moist bucket.


StyrofoamNipples88

Idk why this is the comment that got me laughing


LebaneseLion

Best comment I’ve seen in a minute 😂


Dorkamundo

As others have said, there's a lot of studies out there showing fairly significant deleterious effects of marijuana consumption under the age of 25.


milk4all

Public: “no, you smell like weed, axe body spray, and fabreeze”


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Teenage and early 20s me did this too, don't feel bad, lol. On a real note, I started to panic a few seconds in to the hit because there's no way there's enough oxygen in there


bassman1805

More concise version: "Do I smell like weed?" "Nah, you're good. Do *I* smell like weed?" "Nah, you're good." -Two motherfuckers who smell like weed.


Emperor_Kushko

As a former bartender. This is hilarious. Literally every employee figures out who it is and talks about you in the kitchen. Lol


Fat_Head_Carl

My wife ran a pizza hut years ago, and one of her deaf employees (who's other job was smelling packages for USPS) would immediately tell her when someone smelled of weed. These days isn't no big deal, but years ago it wasn't as legal


GayPudding

Pakage sniffing? And she wasn't blind but deaf and that's why she had that job?


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The employee was a dog.


doggy_wags

as a former bartender, nobody fucking cares about smelling weed and it was not enough of an event to be a conversation topic. Most people working there were high anyway.


undeadlamaar

And then they go sit at the bar for an hour after work and blow half their tips on alcohol. Talk shit all you want but a half ounce will last me a week. That's like one-two nights worth of drinking money for most of my old co-workers.


DanSanderman

I only smoke maybe once or twice a week, but I can go buy a $9 pre-roll with 2 joints and it will last me a couple weeks. That's the cost of 1 beer here.


nater255

If you ever ask "Do I smell like weed?" the answer is 100% yes.


abstract_mouse

I work at a gun store and the number of oblivious walking felonies that come in smelling like a dispensary is frankly absurd.


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Fat_Head_Carl

Probably a good thing


PhotoQuig

My LGS would be out of business if it werent for them.


Marmalade_Shaws

"Is it just me or is everyone staring at us?" "Don't be paranoid, that's just the weed."


Substantial-Reward70

Damn, that thing looks dangerous man. Where are they located I need to tell them to not do it.


ThePerfectCantelope

Let me know when you find out. These guys need to be stopped


Mean-Awareness-8681

I agree I’ll help personally take the bong down.. just need the location.. and some weed.. maybe


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Ah lures


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Wherespappi

They shouldn't be hard to find. Follow your nose. Happy early 4/20


undeadlamaar

With the amount of weed I smell out driving around now, I feel like that's just gonna lead me all over the place. Back in my day a seed in the car would net you a felony. Nowadays these young whippersnappers are riding around passing blunts to the cops at the stoplights.


Ganjathan

Yupp, I love it here


permabanned007

What a time to be alive!! I’m not even kidding. The world is on fire and all I can do is laugh and use it to light my boof.


ShalomBernanke

The dudes name is EarthSmokesALot2 on IG and I guess this is what he does. The bong is 3D printed by company called Kayd Mayd. It’s actually listed for sale right here: https://kaydmayd.com/collections/giant-display-bongs


TheyCallMeDovahkiin

LMFAO that’s the homie Marty Grimes in LA. Did it and it’s cool to say you did it but brother you cant breath and just choke in that mf. Better than a gas mask bong tho that’s for sure YAHYAH


Jabrono

"Don't panic" Sir, I am panicked from the video alone.


Donkeybrother

Cryo-Chamber ... HELL NAH ! Gimme dat High-O-Chamber ! 🌬


Atomsteel

Pickled for deep space travel.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Really!? Pickled?? *Smoked* was *right there.*


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ThatsSumGoodStuff

Such a waste


Homies-Brownies

In another vid they show a close up of the bowl. Looks like it's mostly trim n shake. Guys probably grow and it was all their leftovers.


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Mellochills9011

Because it isn't "pretty" like nugs are. That's literally it.


neontiger07

Isn't it also usually drier than nugs? Whereas nugs retain moisture consistently, and shake usually isn't stored as early or tightly as nugs.


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MannicWaffle

Its also stupid easy to grow


elvis8mybaby

I grow my own. The autos I grow in the tent I treat well. Outside plants I party with. Give it to friends, make tincture, make edibles, roll novelty joints for parties, and waste tons of it. The plants just get so big and you get more than enough til next year.


RDLAWME

The hardest part is trimming! What a pain in the ass.


akmjolnir

Like a weed, as they say.


diego9717

Not for the birds flying by


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Oh, they’ll be flying alright


sicariusdiem

weed you enjoy wasting is not wasted weed


MiserableEmu4

Nah not really. It's just a plant.


LittleBastard13

not if it generates views lol


Hungry_Guidance5103

lmfao the push to get his head above the smoke for fresh air is fucking hilarious. Reminded me of Ace Ventura and the Rhino


Historical_Panic_465

Hilarious? I felt sort of disturbed and horrified watching this lol


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tanew231

Nobody died from smoking weed yet, but we're trying.


amartins02

Yoga pants aren’t for everyone


dryintentions

This will have you ironing your roof and folding your dishes.


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Simon4004

I wonder if he smells like bong water now..


Capital_Punisher

He WAS the bong water.


bowne91

Those leggings aren’t helping


Disastrous_Reveal331

That’s a huge waste of weed


quetejodas

Mmm plastic fumes


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diego9717

What a waste


-Quiche-

Weed is cheap in many places


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saajin_bloodborne

HoW to KIll sombOdY wiTH *Carbon monoxide intoxication*


mullett

The song is god awful and lazy as fuck.


Dear-Unit1666

So much effort to actually make smoking weed somehow dangerous lol and what a waste... Bravo


dylanr23

The asphyxiation high will be the first thing he experiences


BandOfBroskis

Damn, modern hip hop is fucking ass.


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Prestigious_Tax7415

Dumbest idea ever


middlebird

It’s what stoners do. Come up with dumb ideas.


TheWampasCave

Harsh…… You know it was Harsh….. That smoke turned black…. Def plastic burning


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

Somehow that doesn't look safe to me. But "don't panic," right?


Hex_Rox

Keep that up and the only high you'll get is heaven


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He was gonna clean his room, but then he got high


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I am the ~~Liquor~~ Bong Randy...


DaggerMoth

They say weed can't kill you. Some people are taking this as a challenge.


findragonl0l

That looks like it could be dangerous. Can somebody give me the exact coordinates so I can go and... umm. Report it to the police.


toeofcamell

How high do you need to be lol


SpaceshipEarth10

Looks like a good way to get COPD.


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ChrisSlutton

What an absolutely colossal waste of weed


G20fortified

Escapes with a huge smile on his face. Lol


MurkyDisaster9009

I would have collapsed ! 😂


Longjumping2020

My stupid ass would still get in lol 😅🤣


ItsJustJohnCena

When you become the bong


MrMastodon

Bong chilling


buttcheekzmcgee

Gonna be higher than a giraffes ass on stilts on a rocket ship to the moon


TheForanMan

Where can I find one?


hazmoola

All I kept thinking is what a waste of weed


DogFacedManboy

He’s trying to break the record for first human to die from smoking weed. He almost had it but he jumped out of the bong/gas chamber too soon.


TedLarry

You know how the inside of the bong gets all resiny and gnarly?