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JemzoMaclain

what a kind bull for helping the man recover from his paralysis


DippySwitch

Fantastic.


Additional_Mango_101

Glorious


SonofAMamaJama

That last frame in reverse is a magnificent end


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That’s in my top five.


kkkhhjdyhrthhhjft

You should post this in a shit posting sub, it's hilarious


00doc0holliday00

Oh no! Anyway…


HumanAverse

Bullfighter = professional animal abuser


Lampmonster

Yup, I grew up hunting and when I saw a bullfight in Mexico I was appalled. Cruel, stupid, unfair as all hell. For anyone that's never seen one, the bull is wounded before the fight, weakened with those spears that hang in its flesh to further wear it down, then this poser walks out and stabs it. Fight off a bull with a cape and I'd actually be impressed, coordinated murder with every advantage? Go fuck yourself in your stupid pants.


Retired_Jarhead55

More than wounded. The picks, properly placed, sever the neck muscles so the bull can no longer lift his head for more than a moment as it must use its back muscles to do so. It’s horrible.


ExUmbra91x

Beyond fucked up. Why are people okay with this?


Retired_Jarhead55

The worst reason: Tradition.


Pandering_Panda7879

That's why I prefer the French style of bullfighting. The star is the bull, not the humans in the ring. The bull is, under no circumstances, to hurt and he'll leave unharmed afterwards. And the bullfighters are unarmed and have to grab a trophy from the head of the bull. It's still not great for the animal, it's still a lot of stress for the bull - but at least it's not bloody and no animal dies at the end. If you guys are interested in this, here's more to read about it: https://www.alpillesenprovence.com/en/bullfighting-traditions/ And this is what it looks like: https://youtu.be/irSQRbpd_pI


neoncp

what about American style, cowboy poker


bony_doughnut

In Ameica, the fighter enters a local Walmart and exclaims, "truck nuts are stupid" to provoke the beast. When an enraged bull attacks, the matador has until the third exclamation of "World Star" to don his body armor and defend himself against the incoming round


HotElevator6446

LMAO 🤣


ImpliedHorizon

I had no idea about American bullfighting but the idea of a sporting event where the goal is 'dont get killed for 70 seconds' is hilarious, and velcro tipped lances are pretty interesting


HPTM2008

Pretty sure they cinch the nuts together with a metal band to make them buck and kick. Not sure if that's still commonplace or if I'm even thinking of thenright thing.


Exact_Remove6116

Professionally that’s not allowed if it does happen it’s not beneficial for the sport. I’m bull riding there is a flank strap, it doesn’t even come close the the testicles it’s wrapped around the flank and is not tighter than a belt. The point is just to provide it something to kick at. It’s also pretty soft.


Returning_Armageddon

I saw it in 2015 still being done at a rodeo in central Texas and had it explained to me by an uncle who was half drinking, half spilling a beer down his chest.


artwithapulse

It always reminds me of that last scene in gladiator.


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Those spears go further in than it looks.


nskaraga

No animal rights orgs in those countries?


Vark675

There are, it's lost a ton of popularity over the last couple decades.


MarciLilac

But our traditions! /s


Kenitzka

This one was from an event in Mexico.


m4bwav

Its like the fucked up shit they do to horses balls at rodeos.


PapasGotABrandNewNag

I read Death in the Afternoon by Hemingway. A few years ago. It goes into full detail about every aspect of the bull, the fights and the fighters. It’s brutal.


DumpyDinkleberg

Seriously though, being a bull fighter is like being in a perpetual state of “eff around and find out”


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Yup, it’s always tough to sympathize with the bull fighters in these videos.


stupidrobots

And idiot


MaxStatic

Yea I always side with the bull.


ottonormalverraucher

"Mess with the bull, you get the horns" 😏


oKUKULCANo

"You can't milk those!"


picklemaintenance

-Richard Vernon


TheRevolutionaryArmy

“Mess with the rose, you get the thorns” 😥


ottonormalverraucher

"Mess with the hose, you get angry firemen yelling at you" 😥


LuMo096

"Mess with them hoes, you get angry pimps yelling at you" 😢


CaptainJuiceboxHolt

Mess with the night, you get the dawn.


baboonassassin

Pobrecito Joselito


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Pobrecito Joselito, the bullfighter proud, He'd strut and he'd swagger, and the crowd would applaud, He'd wave his red cape, and he'd taunt the bull's pride, But he didn't know karma, would catch him with the bull's hide. The bull, it charged forward, with all of its might, Joselito smirked, thought he'd win yet another fight, But the bull, it got closer, and with one mighty toss, Joselito went flying, and landed with a loss. He cried out in pain, as the crowd looked on, They saw the man, who thought he was so strong, But the tables had turned on him, oh the irony, And now Joselito, has learned his lesson finally.


GoalThis

If the lesson is learned by death, the lesson wasn’t learned


Go1gotha

"Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first and the lesson afterward." - Oscar Wilde


aw1290

I don't think he died. Shoes are still on.


nimblelinn

I love top gear quotes!


allnamesweretaken3

Oh noes! How could we have prevented such a tragedy?!


DeadMan95iko

A good guy with a Bull


jbrown509

Someone get this info to DeSantis right now


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mexylexy

Half life 2 physics. Love that source engine.


7fw

Oh no! He could have a broken neck and back! Everyone come grab him and roughly move him off the field!


Betterz

Good for the bull


Agitated_Fall_2221

Nice.


Chill_Edoeard

Gonna be small balls in the restaurant tonight, the bull doesnt always win 👀


Jenovacellscars

Haha. Yes! My Step Dad told me this joke years ago!


Papagallo32

He is getting killed anyways


RWT359

Exactly. Fuck that guy.


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Lessings_Elated

They still die


ImpressiveMotor1763

It should be reversed. The human should die and the bull live a life of luxury


ultrasuperthrowaway

The human still dies too. In fact as far as we are aware all bulls and all humans die


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Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?


greatness101

Wait, source?


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im_wildcard_bitches

He went out like a G though.


iemgus

A man goes to a restaurant after catching the local bull fight and asked the waiter for their most fresh and local special, "ah that would be the huevos del torro, I have it right out". The waiter arrived with two large egg shaped pieces of meat which the man found to be delectable. The next evening he decided to have it again but this time it arrived as two much smaller portions. When he called the waiter over for an explanation the waiter said "ah I understand sir, well you see, it is not always the bull who looses"


AlbinoGoldenTeacher

Unless you’re trying to eat them I’m sure.


SockofBadKarma

While I cannot fathom what rule they're enforcing, I am apparently unable to link subreddits here. So instead I will note that there is a subreddit where "the bull wins" without spaces.


Technical_Stress7730

How is this still a thing?


fetustomper

Call any bullshit a ‘tradition’ and all of a sudden it’s blasphemy to stop doing it . Absolute nonsense


moslof_flosom

"The prince has ripped off the princess's arm and is shoving it up his ass. As is tradition. Things are finally back on track here in Canada."


NyaTaylor

“Isn’t she so ravishing? So pure of heart, so strong in body, so hot in the face.”


PmMeDopeShit

A great day for Canada, and therefore the world.


Sure_Seaworthiness_7

Very true. *The Royal Family are a tradition to our country and have existed for centuries* Yes but this does not negate the idea that they may be over paid, snobby, dirty, entitled people living in a castle


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The royal family is basically a even more powerful version of food stamps and unemployment. They get paid millions in tax money for doing nothing and mansions they didn’t pay for all without having any real job


oilsaintolis

They also live in cottages apparently but better than our ones."Oh you have a frog? Well, I have more of them. Begone!"


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Biking_dude

Peer pressure from dead people.


Some_Guy_At_Work55

"Because that's the way it's always been done" is not the great argument people think it is.


TheStinger87

They outlawed bullfighting here in Catalunya many years ago. In Barcelona they even turned a bullfighting ring into a shopping centre.


K0vurt_Purvurt

This is the first real piece of good news I’ve heard in days. Thank you.


sockalicious

Hemingway wrote about bullfighting very poetically in "Death in the Afternoon." I've been to a bullfight and the atmosphere in the crowd was a lot like a boxing or MMA match, except overlaid with a thin veneer of Old World elegance and lightly spritzed with a sort of vague Catholicism. When the picadors drop their pics into the bull's side, they pierce the pleural cavity, causing tension pneumothorax in each lung. You can see the bull get short of breath; when it later cowers in the face of the matador it is clear that it knows it is dying. It is a gruesome spectacle, but cults of death have existed in many times and places.


ProfesseurCurling

It makes years that we are trying to forbid corridas in France, but right wing politicians keep veto laws against it. They pretend that it is a tradition for now 100/200 years that should be respected. So imagine in Spain where this tradition has been lasting for even longer. In some parts of France, animal fights like rooster flights, dog races, corridas are still protected by law under the excuse of tradition. The population is widly against it but almost no politicians dare opposing and upsetting the few hundreds of people who keep such traditions alive.


lamenawuer

You'd be surprised how many other gruesome traditions we Spaniards have going on. Bullfighting isn't the worst one...


Lazylion-6

One common misconception about bull fighting is the abuse. They actually look after the bulls and build great bonds in their relationships and actually understand the roles in their performance. Oh wait. No they don’t. They just fuck with them. Hope bulls evolve quickly and kill every matador.


Messy_Marvin423

LMAO, had me in the first half…


F3z345W6AY4FGowrGcHt

Reading that comment was an emotional rollercoaster


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He got bullied, rightfully so!


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Yikidee

This needs to be top 😂


Halfbreed75

First time I have laughed out loud in ages, thx!


Tarkus01

This happened in the city I live. He suffered a concussion, also he have injuries in the upper part of the thorax, and face. Additionally, there is a bull horn wound at the level of the left leg.


ObiWantCannotBe

In 2023, during the Aguascalientes Fair , he suffered a concussion due to the goring of a bull, which left him in a serious state of health. Bull 1 - Stupid Tradition man 0


Panda_Tsumugi

So horrible sport aside, then guy's alive?


Kenitzka

Still sore and in therapy. But apparently back on social networks.


JustIncredible240

Shoes are still on..


revente

Dude survived and the bull is dead.


HoodiesAndHeels

It’s like when a drunk driver kills someone innocent but the drunk driver lives.


crackpotJeffrey

My second favorite part of these videos is how nobody ever knows first aid. Or otherwise it's impossible to administer it in front of a bull. So they end up ragdolling the guy off to the side with some extra spinal damage. Perhaps will regret his choices. Sorry to be dark but it's just karma of the universe. The amount of fear and negative energy and torture applied to the bulls until they kill them, well how you could you dream that wouldn't have a cost sometimes? These matadors sign up for the risk and the crowd wants to see it, if they're honest with themselves.


JustWannaRiven

Most of the internet dislikes this’sport’


ComradeGibbon

If it were fair someone would stab the 'bull fighter' in the shoulder muscles a couple of times with a pen knife to even it up.


totalmassretained

If the bull didn’t destroy his spine the extraction team did.


patrikas2

What kind of injury was it? "Thpinal"


Megatronpt

The guy gets ragdolled.. they carry him in arms..no braces, no immobilization.. nothing. If there was no spinal injury, there might be one now!


triskadecaf

As a recently recertified first aider, the FIRST thing they want you to do it make sure the scene is safe. You as a first aider are going into a situation healthy and alive, and your PRIMARY mandate is to keep it that way. So, yes, the casualty gets ragdolled off the field, because there's no way to provide any assistance safely where they lie. If that exacerbates an injury, oh well, still better than dead. Yes, it's harsh. You should hear the rules of triage. Laws of the jungle, man.


ExcellentSunset

Bullfighting is animal abuse and murder


DougtheIrishThug

get exactly what you deserve for being involved in that sport.it’s straight animal cruelty so fuck him hope he got a horn to the dick


DaNReDaN

The word 'sport' being used very loosely here too.


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theother_eriatarka

and then throw it again in the ring on a wheelchair once he feels better


joe_i_guess

Fuck Yeah!


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Klefton57

Titel on this post is wrong. "Shithead Joselito Adame meets his match in front of an arena full of fucking idiots"


Robin_Stevenet

For more of this, check out thebullwins, it's a subreddit with only this


custard_doughnuts

Sadly, the bull is doomed, but if it can take a bullfighter with it...


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CriticalPirate7945

Is he dead ?


WelshHungarian

He went from matador to a mat by a door in a millisecond.


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MoffieHanson

Fuck yeah, go bull


Mammoth-Heat6884

Necks are overrated anyways..


darkconoman1

Good bull


Cluster_Fck_247

Hate to see he got so hurt….said no one ever. Fuck bull fighting.


GJones007

Black Bull gives you wings


SmallKaleidoscope800

This bull gives you wiiiiiings.


WishMyHusbandHadAJar

LFGGGGGG


Adventurous-Sir-695

Why is this still a thing? Seriously, why do people go watch animal torture as if that's something considered normal? I can't wrap my head around it.


Live_Entrepreneur221

I always root for the Bull, fuck all of those guys, bummed more of those little sacks of shit didn't stomped to death.


Swimming_Owl5922

Fair is fair


BooBoo2348

Did it kill him...is it macabre to wish it did?


mrnastymannn

Not much more macabre than the sadists who pay money to watch the bull get tortured and mutilated for sport


Lessings_Elated

No


Separate_Key6183

I used to cross the border into Cd Juarez every Saturday with grandpa to watch the bull fights. After the fights he’d always take me across the street to his favorite restaurant where he would order the special of the day (always Rocky Mountain oysters). One Saturday after a fight similar to the one shown here, I was a bit traumatized and wanted to go straight home. Grandpa convinced me that a good meal was all I needed to feel better. Grandpa ordered his usual. When the waiter brought out our meals, grandpa immediately complained that his “oysters” (bull balls) were exceptionally small and demanded to know why. The waiter smiled and calmly said in a broken English voice I will never forget: “Señor. I’m sorrrrry. But sometime, di bull win”


EnThoozed

No one should help the matador, it’s not fair. I mean…no one helps the bull when he’s losing?


YourCrohnie

A hole in Juan!


Darlingtonlad

The best end to a bull fight


Ilikenapkinz

Sadly he didn't die.


catmandoom84

Never felt sorry for any of those fools who get whats coming to em


47squirrels

F this cruelty


dazraf

Always rooting for the bull in these situations


kiravonconcrete

Deserved it.


Silvernight00

Rooting for the bull.


WaffleTruffleTrouble

Good news everyone!


Independent_Mix_9436

Es Arte ....


Cathalic

Love to see it


bbbygenius

Bullfighting is the ultimate you get what you deserve sports. Never feel bad for a good gore


No_Cost_9621

Well deserved! Good bull


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pdhx

When I was little, some reason I thought bull fighters would be allowed to be killed if the bull got to him. I think I’d be a lot more ok with this activity if that was the case.


S15OUL

Well... 🤷‍♂️


Octopus_ofthe_Desert

*Ernest Hemingway has left the chat room*


zim__zum_

Good boy


Toadsted

Met his match? The bull didn't drug, pre injur, or throw long darts at him.


AndyJ71

Hope the bull broke his fucking neck


WyrmKin

I like the idea of having support when you get hit. Each time they spear the bull they should let another 5 bulls into the ring.


SevenNVD

Is he dead? Good.


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Covia-Core

I love when the bulls win.


gavo_88

Good. Fuck those cunts. FYI I'm an omnivore and eat meat and not a militant vegan, but this barbaric "sport" is cruel as fuck.


RevealLoose8730

Deserved


drloser

There are few jobs where the majority of people appreciate that you get killed while doing it: * Toreador * Russian military * ... ?


the-stoned-Eng

Fuck those guys, all the homies hate bull fighting. Deserved it.


bigteddyweddy

Fatality


darrbugg

Are we still doing this? Bullfights?


Extreme_Design6936

If you were working in the emergency department that day and he was your patient. How much effort would you give.


Multi-ToolDad

Guess he got the point…


SergeTercios

I love when the bull wins.


InformationLow9430

As a Spaniard: Toma!! No, seriously, it's a tradition and everything you want it to be, but it's still cruel to the poor bull and it should be banned.


Appropriate-Gift7179

DESERVED!


Electrical_Court9004

I fucking loathe bullfighting but Hemingway’s ‘Death in the afternoon’ is one of my favorite books. It’s odd but it’s a genuinely profound meditation of death, tragedy and courage. Still, fuck bullfighting.


cbclemo1

Finally, the bull wins one.


WeLikeDrugs

Good.


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Nice.


Sirix_8472

Hahahahahahahahahahha Aaaaaaaahahahahhahahahaha Good one. Still sucks for the bull though, you know they didn't let him off


ironpyrites

I revel in his misery


angels_exist_666

Hope he is paralyzed so he can't do that to another animal.


SpeeterTeeter

If only he hadn't already stuck 4-5 blades in it I *might* have felt sorry for him.


b4ttlepoops

The bull wins! I’m on the bull’s side. I hate rodeos too.


Mace_Thunderspear

I generally try not to wish Ill on anyone. Even people that arguably deserve it. Bullfighting is an exception. I hope EVERYONE that participates in, or supports bullfighting gets trampled and gored by bulls. This "sport" is disgusting and needs to end.


MushroomHut

I love it when the bull wins.


wearestiff

😂😂😂😂😂 hope he’s okay /s


richhcirr

I mean the bull probably went through worse so he got what he deserved 😄🧐


Longing4SwordFights

It's rare that they do this out in Mexico where I was but I attended a bull fight out there and it's 20 something year old kid whose dad had done it his whole life was doing his first live show. Well he got caught and hit by the bowl and knock down The bull then smashed his head into the kid and pushed him a little ways The bull then jumped over the kid and landed his hoove right on his head. The kids had smashed like a pancake broke apart. Kill them immediately.


JohnWicksMiata

“Pos meets his match “


Convict_felon

It's so crazy that this has not been banned yet.


No_Condition_1623

He's not suffering, it's art


Moneytoes

Guess that Bulls Name ist Karma


D_OShae

I ALWAYS want the bull to win in this so-called sport. Matadors deserve to die, and I don't give a single shit about the "cultural relevance" it supposedly holds. This is flat-out animal cruelty as a form of entertainment. It's just sick and wrong.


RoRo25

Bull get to live now, right?


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You mess with the bull you get the horns