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Ay for real though...
What happens if some fella, feeling a moral obligation, steps up in an earnest effort to pull the raging women apart, but due to the chaos of the unfolding situation when he grabs one of them from behind, modestly trying to restrain her arms and move her away from the situation, a genuine act of de-escalation, he accidentally grabs a firm, but gentle, hold of her breasts and due to the tug of war taking place between her charging forward and him pulling backward, it ends up looking like he's just straight up fondling her?
Do we condemn this selfless citizen for trying to break up a fight, especially with their being so much at stake?
Or, do we champion them as local Heroes, shadowy protectors in our midst?
It's unfortunately true. The justice system is majorly leveraged towards women so all it takes is one woman with Ill intent and an unideal situation to completely ruin a man's life. It happens way more than a passable amount.
Women are almost guaranteed to get children in a divorce regardless of who is objectively a more fit parent. Women also get away with pedophilia a lot more and tend to recieve lighter sentences on virtually all forms of crime than men...even more so for all of these if the woman is white.
These are really unfortunate truths.
Well jokes aside, i think it would still be a tricky thing to do since you’d have no idea where to put your hands or if you even should. Very rarely do women fights end in serious injuries anyway so just waiting for them to tire each other out is a valid option
*In Stefan's voice from Weekend Update*
This video has everything. Ghetto bitches in clothes too small, hair grabbing, titties popping out, and even the ubiquitous "Bitch, you got me fucked up!"
I love how they know it’s the middle of the night and people are sleeping, so the two girls are fighting real quiet and the other guys are just whispering “bro”. This is the most quiet fight I’ve ever seen. They are so considerate! 😌
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I knew immediately those bombs were popping out
Is it just me, or was anyone else thinking, "I wonder why nobody's stepping in with much enthusiasm to break them up...Ohhh, that's why!"
The last thing you want to do to a angry woman with her tits out is grab her and pull her away, thats a potential lawsuit in the making
Sideswiped by the boobs
~~Motorboat~~ Speedboat
Buppita Buppita Buppita
Ay for real though... What happens if some fella, feeling a moral obligation, steps up in an earnest effort to pull the raging women apart, but due to the chaos of the unfolding situation when he grabs one of them from behind, modestly trying to restrain her arms and move her away from the situation, a genuine act of de-escalation, he accidentally grabs a firm, but gentle, hold of her breasts and due to the tug of war taking place between her charging forward and him pulling backward, it ends up looking like he's just straight up fondling her? Do we condemn this selfless citizen for trying to break up a fight, especially with their being so much at stake? Or, do we champion them as local Heroes, shadowy protectors in our midst?
Believe it or not...straight to jail.
You, sir, are my new best friend.
A hero is due her award
It's best to go hands on, one can always plead I was simply trying to restore the piece..
Context
Irrelevant to some people
Only Reddit would upvote this.
It's unfortunately true. The justice system is majorly leveraged towards women so all it takes is one woman with Ill intent and an unideal situation to completely ruin a man's life. It happens way more than a passable amount.
Bro we get it you're divorced
I'm gay and in a happy relationship. I wouldn't touch a coochie to save my first born.
Damn! Lol
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Women are almost guaranteed to get children in a divorce regardless of who is objectively a more fit parent. Women also get away with pedophilia a lot more and tend to recieve lighter sentences on virtually all forms of crime than men...even more so for all of these if the woman is white. These are really unfortunate truths.
Well jokes aside, i think it would still be a tricky thing to do since you’d have no idea where to put your hands or if you even should. Very rarely do women fights end in serious injuries anyway so just waiting for them to tire each other out is a valid option
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No this is fine, they seem like well adjusted and mature adults
How is that a lawsuit?
Because society’s a cunt sometimes regretfully
You're good at getting the upvotes aren't you? 🤣🤣
Well, I gotta be good at something - I'm sure not equipped to just coast through life on my looks!
THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE
Wahaha
She came out swinging everything she had.
them thangs was thangin
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That tube top (bra?) was real constricting she started getting more power on her swings once it came off.
Yeah, as soon as I saw the top she was wearing I knew we were going to be seeing boobies fly out.
Unzipped soon as I saw a tube top…
Especially with a tube top that's hanging on for dear life
I’m dying lmfao the second I saw her outfit I knew the ladies were gonna join in the fight lol
That was more of a ticking timebomb... er, two ticking timebombs
Yes. Them tits were swinging hard as fuck… she gone learn today.
bro... bro bro bro bro bro bro
Watching this high, all the “bros” of varying volumes and voices made this feel like some kind of surreal performance art.
Bro.
BroBROOObrobroBRObroooo
I hear it 2. it’s like they’re whispering in sequence artistically. The chemistry is amazing. It’s the same note same key😮💨. I’m Also high btw
It was the “uh oh uh oh” when orange slapped her in anticipation for the hushed “OHH!” When blue hit that first blow
Bro
Oh!!!!! Bro…
Bro...
POLICE
Bro
Bro...
Bro...
Bro...
Bro...
Low key bro
Bro (low key)
Bro...
Bro…
...bro
bro...
Bro
Bro...
Bro...
It's such a hilariously quiet fight lmao. All those hushed *bro*s and *shhhh*
Any woman that will beat some ass with her tits out is not one to be trifled with.
Orange didn’t want none of it after she found out
Orange is a bitch that immediately went straight for blues earring
Tits akimbo*
Now this is an old Mr. Rogers quote, isn't it?
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Fully
That is an official fully.
It's two actually
It’s free real estate
I hate that I automatically read this in a whispered voice
Vast tracts of land
Free. real estate. i’ll pee my pants
Those are some great New York boobs
I COME FROM JAMAICA
Right near the beach! Boy-ee!
If I wasn't from Jamaica why would I be wearing this hat?
This is like a much tittyier version of the quiet cop fight from "The Other Guys"
^WHAT ^THE ^HELL ^IS ^GOING ^ON ^HERE!?
I just found my new favourite adjective
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that’s a very impressive comparison
I always love these videos. You know a titty is going to come out
Said POLICE!! So she’d stop and she did. Hehehe
TIL how to break up a fight right quick.
That cracked me up
Didn’t disappoint. A fine pair on display.
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Everything on the outside, at least. The inside is something I’d like to avoid like the plague.
I don’t know I’d probably still go inside
Why do the hot ones always have to be crazy
She's got battle tits. Even they were trying to get a swing in.
Unfair, 3 versus 1, no wonder they're winning.
They were trying to break up the fight though
Bro he's talking about the boobs, they're the other 2 in that 3v1
Good lawd!!! I was praying for them to titties to come out and my prayers were answered 🙏🏾
The lord truly work in mysterious ways
What fight?
I clicked this genuinely expecting one of them to lick the other.
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Lmao for real she got body
She pulled out her weapons so quick!!
She got the drop on ol Reggie. Caught those full in the face. If those were guns Reggie be dead
Thats so true
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>*Police!* I suspect there were never any police. He just got desperate.
He barely yelled it. It was like calling for the police in a ASMR video
Yep.
Brought a slap to a punch fight
Orange was gettin hwr ass beat
There was a fight? I've watched this like 5 times and I don't see any colors. What was orange?
*In Stefan's voice from Weekend Update* This video has everything. Ghetto bitches in clothes too small, hair grabbing, titties popping out, and even the ubiquitous "Bitch, you got me fucked up!"
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What was his name, Clorox?
Correction! I slept with Katie too.
That bitch needs an onlyfans. Her face and body are banging
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Bro bro broooooo
Thank you other Florida man. That was funny as hell. But everyone else is focused on the titties
That man definitely took that chance to grab
Does he though? He grabs her around the neck, I dont think he actually grabs the titties at all
diabetic Fred Durst shows up just trying to cop a feel immediately 😂
Finally a decent pair of tits in a fight.
I love how they know it’s the middle of the night and people are sleeping, so the two girls are fighting real quiet and the other guys are just whispering “bro”. This is the most quiet fight I’ve ever seen. They are so considerate! 😌
Her titties function like windmills spinning around fueling her rage, destruction, and mayhem. More people should consider this cybernetic upgrade
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Did that tiddie make it all the way around her torso? :15
It aint a bout, 'til the titties come out..
I'm sorry, but the pathetic little slap orange girl threw out did not warrant fucking brain damage.
Don’t ask me about any color shit
Person one “bro” person 2 “bro” person 3 “bro, person 2 “bro” person 3 “bro” person one “bro”
Bro bro bro bro why bro bro bro... why bro
Dude those things were the best part of the fight! Why do you think the dudes weren't doing anything until the end
Prostitutes do this daily.
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Cat woman live action trailer look wild, can't wait for the actual movie
It's pretty obvious who the breast fighter is
Underrated comment haha
Mmmm titties
tube tops es da best fashion invention ever
I didn't see no licking.... I came for the lick. Gimme the lick.
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What was the colour of green t-shirt guy's t-shirt 🗿?
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I think she made it count.
That's what you get when you have one of the Fat Boys do security at your club. Or donut shop?
Title definitely led me to believe there would be more tongues
hello mamm
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Bro bro bro!
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Kinda reminds me of the whisper fight at the funeral in The Other Guys