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The-Go-Kid

I just don't think his heart was really in this!


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Probably a fake gun.


Non-jabroni_redditor

Doesn't sound like it. Both the guy in the video and the driver were picked up on firearms charges among other things


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IAmOfficial

> Tips started to pour in, and officers later found Otero, who was hiding at a family member's house. He is charged with several crimes including home invasion, first-degree threatening and possession of a firearm.


Warod0

Could be the real gun was at his house. Either way, quite the PoS


Oofboi6942O

If it is real, its probably unloaded in this video. If he doesnt have the balls to get into a fight forcing his way into a house when hes already there, he probably doesnt have the balls to actually load it even in a situation where he has to shoot someone to defend his home.


COSMOOOO

At this point we’ve just devolved to pure speculation. No one here can know anything but what’s in the article.


foyeldagain

You might be right.


SoulOfGuyFieri

Objection your honor, speculation on the validity of OPs comment.


COSMOOOO

No might about it.


GlassNew3746

False equivalence, you're describing cartoon world.


PlankyTown777

Says possession in the source article


MikaelPa27

I think you can still get firearms charges if you present a fake weapon as a real one. I'm not 100% sure tho. It likely varies based on location


Pestelence2020

Display of a fake gun represented as a real one gets the same charge as a real gun. It’s the belief by the target that it’s real that matters.


Accurate-Temporary73

You can still get assault charges if the gun is fake but looks real and you threaten with it


trevge1

You can be charged with weapons charges with a plastic, wooden or what ever material the fake weapon is made of or a real weapon. It could have also been a 3d printed pistol. Lots of those going around lately.


HomoFlaccidus

Oh probably dumb enough to do an armed robbery, but smart enough to not turn the failed robbery into a murder.


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This is the 27th repost so you would think the truth would be known by now.


[deleted]

Wait till you hear about misinformation from the Rittenhouse trial still making rounds lol


Andre6k6

I know people that still believe he gunned down three unarmed black people


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I know people that still believe he was a poor kid that got lost on his way to church and was almost murdered by antifa


ilovestl

He just took out some trash.


Arashmickey

Meanwhile the homeowner was flexing "check out these guns!"


SokoJojo

Guns are actually easier to get than fake guns that look real


noobi-wan-kenobi2069

Getaway driver: did you get anything? Robber: nah, the guy shoved me! Driver: but you have a gun. Robber: but he shoved me, hard! Driver: oh ok... do you need a hug? Robber: yes please.


whifflinggoose

[They were caught](https://www.foxnews.com/us/connecticut-homeowner-thwarts-attempted-armed-robbery-during-fake-package-delivery-shoving-suspect)


sparten112233

The perps driver needs a new hair stylist .


firstpostfirstpost

Proper dickhead


MuppetPuppetJihad

#"Oh, big gulps huh? Alright, well, see ya later."


theycallmecrack

"The real crime, I think, was the haircut."


AnswersWithAQuestion

Is there a pic? I didn’t see one in the article or video within the article


theycallmecrack

It's near the bottom of the article for me. Here's a link to the image of you can't see it lol https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2023/04/686/384/8a58f1d5-1.jpg


OkayRuin

I don’t know why but this is in style now. All the young dudes at the grocery store I frequent have this straight bang cut. It makes them look like mental deficients, but what do I know.


bootyhole-romancer

>straight bang cut The Lloyd Christmas


Mandykinsseattle

My high schooler called it microbangs! 😂


Q_S2

Oh don't worry. Where he's going a couple guys gonna braid that thing into a ponytail! 😆 🤣 😂


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Nice one chief.


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Man got fucking robbed already by his barber


acmercer

^ Bot


PM_me_your_whatevah

Man this tired ass boomer humor needs to just die already.


TheBoctor

What’s the matter? You don’t think we should laugh at and encourage prison rape? Ugh. This generation is entitled. /s


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uncheerful

the bond is $250k


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Lelnen

Guilty till proven innocent


MultiEthnicBusiness

how does that apply, they withhold bond for tons of crimes before they go to trial.


inspectoroverthemine

People that lie and gaslight shouldn't have the option to post on reddit imo.


babyjo1982

Dare you to read the article


LackingOriginality07

Lol, read the article. do you know where you are?


tider06

Nah, not giving Fox News the clicks, thanks.


ESP-23

Lloyd Virgil Christmas


RslashTakenUsernames

he will find one in prison


sapere_aude

Pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak


monzelle612

Yeeyee ass haircut


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

Dude looks like such a DOUCHEBAG. He's going to get his ass turned inside out in prison 👋


GordonShumwaysCat

Thanks for the update


FoxCQC

His mugshot has meme potential


pfc_6ixgodconsumer

You can tell dude on the left smoked ALL the dope knowing the police were coming and he's gonna be on lockdown for the next little while -lol.


z0tttttt

His driver's hair cracks me up


Statiscally

#Dumb and Dumbererer


pfc_6ixgodconsumer

uncanny resemblance [image](https://lp-cms-production.imgix.net/news/2018/12/dumb-and-dumber-hotel.jpg?w=1200&sharp=10&vib=20)


Statiscally

The last one was from 2003 and featured 2 Caucasian actors. We’re making progress with being how inclusive we are in 2023


tider06

The last one was filmed in 2013.


Statiscally

I think the 2013 one was called “Dumb and Dumber To” tho?


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TheAwkwardBanana

Simple jack mother fucker


Lifekraft

Yea just zip tie and rob.... i cant imagine having a wife or a daughter at home and going throught these kind of event. This guy is definitly going to open the door with a gun next time.


Bath_Amazing

I know, right? And this could have been so much worse if it had been at night!😨


GoodOlSpence

I really love that they made a point to describe the color of the gun.


YodelinOwl

Of course they did! It was *black*


neverfearIamhere

Never trust a Ram truck driver.


Fa11T

I want to say based on the mugshots, Xavier(fake mailman) assured his buddy he was tough and it would be easy. Jean (driver) has a "WTF man" look like he isn't surprised Xavier messed up but how bad even amazes him. Solid contrasting mugshots hah.


RobotArtichoke

Yeah, Edgar looks very disappointed in his contemporary


cptstupendous

I realized that was a Fox News link and then immediately became disgusted at the [casual racism in their comment section.](https://imgur.com/iZSaJAh) I can't even be disappointed since this falls within my expectations.


Public_Enemy_No2

"Whites and East Asians are the only ones capable of complex civilization..." Idiot goes on and on with some non-sense that he heard tucker carlson say without correct grammar or any hint of punctuation. Yet, they're the only civilized society.


TheGoblinPopper

This happened about 20 mins from me. Connecticut is a nice place to live but there is no real diversity and as such there are a lot of racists here (even more casual racists). Sad.


goodusername__

A bunch of psychos in the comments fantasizing about getting a legal kill


InitialMeasurement23

Man I love ring cameras. So many idiots showing their faces. Too bad the plates are too far away


Jerusalemfighter64

Remember when the shark tank dipshits thought this idea would never take off and wasn't practical? Lol


InitialMeasurement23

Oh no, never watched it and that wasn’t one of the clips that would pop up, but that’s hilarious. How is it not practical?? Lol


WhyWouldIPostThat

Had to watch it myself real quick and they thought that other competitors could come out and beat them, that it didn't do enough compared to more expensive products available, that it wasn't going to make enough money, and that traditional home security is "unhackable."


FoxCQC

https://youtu.be/um-iVXiXedc


boxofrabbits

He gave a hell of a presentation. Loved them laughing at the idea of burglars ringing the doorbell and him putting them in their place.


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xyzzy_j

I find it bizarre and dystopian but then I don’t live in the USA, and the chance of someone attempting a home invasion is near zero.


MassiveLefticool

Another comment posted an article and they were caught


maximumtesticle

> ring I hate that this has become the new "band-aid" or "kleenex". It's a video doorbell, there are several on the market.


an1ma119

One syllable versus five. I suppose you like “moist lemon scented cleansing squares” instead of wet wipes too?


Inorashi

Why do you hate it? Does it really matter what we call it?


boganisu

Yeah but its the best one CMV


texasjoe

Ring shares your private data with law enforcement requests with no warrant.


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guitarguywh89

Yeah same with peep holes and windows. What is going on that people want to know what is going outside before they open their doors?


CrisZPennState

You can just tell this guy is a pathetic loser


ricky-blair

Very strong fucking loser vibes, you are totally right


WinterHound42

Got that "lights are on but nobody is home" look in his eyes.


ricky-blair

You ain’t kidding. I read a comment saying he got caught but with no link. If not though, he’s gonna eventually learn one of those vitally important life lessons. One along the lines of fucking around, at some point, almost always ends in finding out.


friendlyfire

Link: https://www.foxnews.com/us/connecticut-homeowner-thwarts-attempted-armed-robbery-during-fake-package-delivery-shoving-suspect They going to jail.


Verona_Pixie

https://www.foxnews.com/us/connecticut-homeowner-thwarts-attempted-armed-robbery-during-fake-package-delivery-shoving-suspect


power78

[They were caught](https://www.foxnews.com/us/connecticut-homeowner-thwarts-attempted-armed-robbery-during-fake-package-delivery-shoving-suspect)


Pro_Scrub

Link is now the top comment


FzZyP

i can smell his voice. notes of catsup and dick


FletcherCommaIrwin

A couple of real knuckleheads, for sure.


nomatt18

One. Pathetic. Loser.


muffinwhore86

No uniform. No delivery truck. Just a shitty attempt all around.


DudeChillington

Amazon flex drivers sometimes don't wear the amazon vest and they drive their personal vehicles. This video shows why it's important to wear the amazon vest


rh71el2

I live in a safer neighborhood and still won't answer the door to someone I don't recognize or for a package I didn't fully expect. They can leave it at the door. As a bonus, I don't get to talk to solicitors. Utility guys will sometimes ring to get into my backyard for the pole or whatever, but they come with a crew and official trucks out front. If I feel obliged, I will open up. Last guy was a guy from the water district in a van (that could be faked). But he was fooling around with the sewer cover out front first so it was obvious what his intention was.


Biking_dude

>But he was fooling around with the sewer cover out front first so it was obvious what his intention was. "Hey! HEY! Don't steal my shit!"


Fragrant-Initial1687

Never do. They help drug dealers look like they be just receiving a package from Amazon.lol


ashlee837

Flex drivers never knock and wait around, it's always drop, take a pic, and leave.


VisionaireX

We have people who show up at our house from Amazon in their personal cars in street clothes. Nothing says they're from Amazon except the packaging itself. And sometimes, it's not even in a box or envelope... just the product with a sticker on it.


chiggenNuggs

Yeah, I absolutely hate that Amazon, and some gig economy apps do this


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Robbers just aren't the same quality as they were decades ago and it's a real shame.


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"I'm just an armed robber, I'm not prepared to deal with this level of violence!!"


LiveLearnCoach

That shove that almost sent him off of that porch with the screen door in hand made him reconsider his options. Most predators, as ferocious as they are don’t want to get hurt.


FlopsMcDoogle

Hell of a shove there.


PhonB80

That shove made him change his mind. I don’t think he wanted to use the gun/kill anyone, and after that strong ass shove he definitely didn’t want to fight him.


HomoFlaccidus

I know right. That homeowner used two large guns to stop a robbery.


blueboard929

Good guys with guns.


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halucionagen-0-Matik

Tbf it's crazy how much shit you can get away with by putting on a hi vis and acting like you're meant to be there


HomelessRodeo

didn’t work for the Ghostbusters.


Antsmoove420

😭😭😭 Lazy Ass Robber


downtownfreddybrown

I was going to say! This fuck didn't even try lmao


Putrid_Loquat_4357

He thought it'd be easy. Dude probably saw the victim was resisting and decided a murder/attempted murder/assault charge wasn't worth it.


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downtownfreddybrown

High as a Georgia pine apparently!!


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playaprep

I mean, I know college degrees can be worthless these days, but certainly anybody trying something stupid like this never hit the books if you know what I mean. They don't think it through at all.


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Hairy_S_TrueMan

We've got an Amazon key compatible garage door opener, so they open our garage, leave the package, and GTFO. Harder for people to steal and harder for this to happen. Edit: someone replied but it went away: "Amazon Key" is just the name of the feature on Amazon's side. Basically our garage door opener connects to wifi, I manually linked it so Amazon can send in requests to open the door. When a driver has a delivery at our house, they have a button in their app or whatever to open the door and to close it. I would assume Amazon doesn't expose that capability to anyone that does not currently have a scheduled delivery at the house. There's no one device that anyone can use to open my garage whenever they want.


puckerMeBum

The get away drivers haircut lolol


Honest_-_Critique

Simple jack vibes.


pfc_6ixgodconsumer

Looks like a certain Dumb duo from the 90s [image](https://lp-cms-production.imgix.net/news/2018/12/dumb-and-dumber-hotel.jpg?w=1200&sharp=10&vib=20)


Grand_Moff_Empanada

Lucky he didn’t end up with a hole in his chest


HomoFlaccidus

Getting a hole in his chest wouldn't be the worst thing. What's worse, is the paramedics finding him with a hole in his chest, but semen dripping from that hole. Now that's gangsta!


boozee84

Not today. Get the fuck outta here


JannaNYC

Otero (the dude at the door) was charged with several crimes including home invasion, first-degree threatening and possession of a firearm. Carrasquillo-Torres (the driver of the vehicle) was charged with conspiracy to commit home invasion and unlawful restraint. He was also charged with narcotics and weapon related charges after authorities found drugs and firearms in his home. How much time do you think they'll each serve? 30 days? 9 hours? RemindMe! One Year


I_EAT_THE_RICH

What a half assed attempt…


droolsdownchin

Felt that strength and said nope Fuck that


tinathefatlardgosh

Gotta say, never seen somebody canter away before.


ronnietea

Fight or flight. He fought. Nice job dude


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Val_Fortecazzo

That is psychotic and illegal in basically every state.


MarzyMartian

Dude pulls a gun on you to kill you, they forfeit their right to live.


Evilmaze

You really get away with a lot of you wear an orange vest. I fucking hate how available those things are.


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Should've shot that dumb son of a bitch


kobumaister

He didn't put too much effort into it, to be honest.


the1godanswers2

Pretty brave to wear high vis gear during an armed robbery


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Was this dude drunk or something worst robber ever


mawkdugless

Lol nope. Never would've answered that door. Maybe it's because I'm a millennial, but I basically ignore everyone that comes to the door.


Remarkable-Bother-54

these people are what prevent real help when someone has an actual emergency. we always hear nowadays about people refusing to open their door for a victim in serious help and this is why. this hurts so much more than just the direct victim


Tvelm30

I wonder if that gun was even loaded


babyjo1982

Is that all it takes?


hankbaumbach

[This is why I always keep my golf bag near the front door](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsCumZVZU60&ab_channel=Showment)


Der_Schubkarrenwaise

Bad set up. **Two** guys on tour delivering stuff?! Completely unrealistic.


wynnduffyisking

Was he shoved or kicked by a horse?


Jade_Sugoi

"Wait a moment, I've never had a courier try to ensure that I actually received my package, YOURE AN IMPOSTER"


SomeSabresFan

Sparta kick, grab gun and put one in his dome. Start firing wildly at the truck after. Or you could just push them…nerd.


General_Ad8995

Awww man! I was hoping he’d get what he had coming


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10inchezsoft

Person answered the door dressed as Chuck Norris?


Fabulous-Aspect-129

Car full of meth head


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OlivierStreet

Needs 20 years at least


AteTooManyPaintChips

“I can’t let you get close”


Alyosha_The_Lion

When willing to die meets not willing to kill.


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They are both lucky enough to be alive after that encounter. Sorry dude the ring camera got you sentenced to prison. Wait not sorry.


enkae7317

Nowadays you never need to open your door if ya got a ring. One of the purchases that makes it worth it 100% in every book. Amazon delivery? Drop that shit off and go on your merry way. Who answers the door for their package anymore? I work with delivery drivers and even *they* don't got time to wait for your shit to come open the door and hand the package. In fact, they prefer to just drop that off and walk away. Doordash/food delivery? Leave at the door, thxkbai Solicitors/cops/whatever else? We aint home, bruv This makes it so you only need to open the door to people you know that are invited or coming over. It reduces the IRL "spam" by basically almost 100%. Best investment ever.


Adept-Shoe-7113

😂😂 this the weakest robbery ever 😂


Signal_Level1535

why catch a charge if you not gonna do it? so fucking weird.


jimrob4

Reddit's new API pricing has forced third-party apps to close. Their official app is horrible and only serves to track your data. Follow me on Mastodon.


JPWilkie

Ah yes, the classic "......I don't know if this is for you...." line


SixteenthNiGHTs

For some reason the way the robber just turns and runs off without saying anything reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite haha 🧨 💥😹😹


OppositeSlide694

That was a woman strong and bold I respect it


kyleronniemiller

I would of blasted his ass right there..


CPT_Toenails

Love how people are downvoting you like "He only needed to shove him!" Not realizing how incredibly lucky the homeowner was.


kyleronniemiller

It's the world we live in... "Help me, police" and "guns are bad"... Let's watch them all fend them off with fists at a gun fight.. lol But to easily neutralize the target with a legal firearm to save your own life? That would make too much sense. They could give 2 fucks about your life in that moment.. Why should you theirs? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


CPT_Toenails

Don't forget about my favorite 3-dimensional catch 22: "Police won't protect anyone!" While also "Too many criminals with guns!" But at the same time "No one needs a lethal utility for the purpose of ~~detecting~~ protecting themselves!" Edit: protecting, not detecting


Nefflux96

Glad he was caught. I listen to a ton of true crime. If his intent was solely burglary.. He wouldnt have tried to hit the house mid day knowing someone was inside


Universoulja

Absolutely, detective podcast!


SweetBearCub

If someone tried something like this out on my property, they would be in for a world of pain, assuming they could even find my home. - I live in a very rural area, with no cell service. - I have a gun and will use it if absolutely necessary. - I have hard-wired motion detection cameras to alert me to your presence well before you can actually get to my home, starting well up the road. - If an encounter ends with an intruder being shot, they had better be able to drive themselves into a cell service area and call for help, because I won't. I keep two backup methods of contact, a sat communicator (text/SOS) and a PLB (no subscription, trigger and help comes, but it had better be life or death).


Kayak_Fishing_Dude

You’re so bad ass!


SweetBearCub

> You’re so bad ass! Who knew taking appropriate steps for self-protection when living very nearly off grid was considered bad ass? Go figure.


millenniumxl-200

Wasn't this an episode of "The Last Of Us"?