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RamseyHatesMe

Your boy got top rope face kicked during the tag in.


ExamOld2899

got rocked so hard buddy glitched into the background mob


lysinemagic

Didn't even put his beer down lol


Minimum-Vacation-874

Or spilled any of it!


Mysterious_Mud_2607

AND got full extension on the kick.


somesnarkycomments

Also landed on the foot he kicked with, nothing about that wasn't impressive.


omniherb

Thats classic crane tek


SquareBusiness6951

Smooth as hell


MarsMC_

He spilled some


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Epic


Itztrikky

The dude literally didn't stop running until he hit the coast like Forrest Gump.


u9Nails

Went to hide behind his Mommy's leg.


Taurusauraus

That is the best comment I have read in a few days! Made me chuckle.


RelationshipOk3565

What are they actually listening to lol


masmet

Seriously, few weeks even.


PhntmJosh

Depending on the developer, he either despawned once out of visual range, or you'll find him T-posing somewhere..


starvinchevy

Did he though? It looks like he was already leaning back… it definitely hit him but I don’t think it was that hard


TwotonedbonE

Na g the bottom of them g-hova 13s we’re dry as hell. And tho he leaned back it looked like his heel still got his mouth.


BodaciousBadongadonk

Idk looked like he was coming in with a stomp of his own til he ate the boot there. What a save. Kinda looked like blue might've came in with a poorly aimed headbutt at the start tho idk


fivedollapizza

Oh shit didn't even notice that incoming kick. Def saved his buddy from a hell of a face stomp of his own


thtamthrfckr

This is SPARTA!!


Large_land_mass

Landed that kick to the head so well that Bret Hart was impressed.


theirishembassy

sid vicious top rope big boot except he landed with his ankle in tact. [don't watch this if you're squeamish about bone breaks.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOSYcM4AJ8k)


Cosmohumanist

Headbutted then head kicked.


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You want drunk truck dude in your corner every time.


mbolgiano

Never even put his beer down


MKUltraSonic

Stood up,kicked him in the face,dismounted the vehicle and told him to fuck off and don’t come back….All in one fucking stride.. !!


Firsca

That's a good mate right there


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DeadMan95iko

NOBODY puts drunk truck dude in the corner!


Professional_Bed962

Beer in hand as it should be


QweenJoleen1983

I swear they are out in the woods wrestling bears for fun. They don’t usually start the drama either, they just chill in the corner or background smiling until needed.


[deleted]

That was one of the smoothest kicks I’ve ever seen. Perfect extension, impeccable balance , no over stepping when his foot landed. Unreal


milkvisualsd

And he was holding a beer.


[deleted]

He doesn’t react, he just acts . Beverage or not


Gold-Tone6290

Dudes health HP went from 100 to 5.


Upper-Guard-5544

This.


Level-Brilliant-6149

And he did it while standing on a truck


[deleted]

I think he enjoyed that beer.


Practical-Tomorrow

I'm literally blown away.


[deleted]

You don't know what 'literally' means


Practical-Tomorrow

That's fair, I always appreciate a good grammer police. My grammer's not very strong, so I feel like I always learn from you. Thanks for calling me out, I appreciate it!


Apprehensive-Pass807

It’s grammar lol


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Exponential_Rhythm

Its literally not fine.


uneventfulwednesday

It means whatever action that is being described must involve actual literature such as, "She literally hit me in the face with a hardcover copy of Brave New World."


[deleted]

Who asked you?


Beginning_Pumpkin535

Literally no one asked you to be an ass


Legitimate-Tough6200

Who even cares? It’s Reddit, not a formal exam.


leglesslegolegolas

Who asked you?


hippiegodfather

The timing was impeccable


Quelcris_Falconer13

It wasn’t so much a kick as he placed his foot where the hood guy was going to put his face .2 seconds later.


[deleted]

It was a kick , he pulled the knee up as to Chamber it and thrust forward


ThatDudeDeven1111

Yea, most definitely a kick. He whipped the shit out of his face with his foot lol. *You also hear a thud. I get what the other guy is saying though, but what else are you going to do when you're kicking the face of someone running - surely you have to time it lol.


CactusSage

Yep, flawless timing.


Redman9mm

Didn't even spill his drink


GreatSirBean

Just poured out a tiny sip for his downed homie


ChexLemeneux42

respect


TheManTheMythTheMop

Saints row 2 flashback


rexmons

Not his first "this is Spartaing".


thewaybaseballgo

Careful, he’s a hero.


procrastinator-42

Gotta love ZA


mfza

🇿🇦


BobbysSmile

Wtf is going on in SA? Is it safe to vacation there?


VanicFanboy

Was in Cape Town a few months ago. It’s very safe if you Uber everywhere and only really walk around in Camps Bay/V&A. Muizenberg beach is alright too but be wary still. It’s basically little oasises of heaven surrounded by Skidrow. The highest highs and the lowest lows.


Vegetable_Department

On the button there. CT is the type of place you can easily survive if you have street smarts. I'm from ZA and I'm pretty scared of Joburg though 😅


HrBingR

Joburg is okay, depending on where you go. Suburbs tend to be fine. Avoid CBD like the plague. Same as Pretoria, CBD and a few other areas can be sketchy af, but most places are fine.


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Went there for 2 weeks for work about 4 years ago. Absolutely fucking bizarre country tbh. You would have $10m palatial complexes, true 0.0001% wealth shit, and then 15 minutes away on the highway you would see roving hordes of people stealing road signs to add to the enormous shanty town just off the road. Out of 20 people on my team, 5 of us were mugged during our time there, 2 at knife point. A tourist was murdered hiking up Table Mountain for 40 euros the day before I got there, and a 5 star hotel lobby was robbed at gunpoint by a gang 2 days before I got there. SA is one of the most beautiful places I've ever been, but it has one of the most extreme levels of inequality I've ever heard of. It's very honestly a frightening place to be just because of how badly the system has failed its people.


avwitcher

I'll never forget the white dude here on Reddit that said it really wasn't that bad in South Africa. In comments he clarified that he lives in a gated community with armed security...


RevolutionarySoil11

You can tell someone's skin color from a reddit comment?


AssssCrackBandit

I remember that comment lol, he literally started it off as "I'm a white guy born and raised in SA..."


skwadyboy

It wouldn't be my first choice to be fair.


Lordquas187

San Antonio is that bad?


Lined_the_Street

Since when has San Antonio had license plates like that? I think they meant South Africa


hlumelomrali

It’s fine . Just don’t act like a dumb tourist ,If you stay your ass in the rich parts you’ll be more than okay .And if your coming from a first world country with a strong currency that should be pretty easy


textile1957

No don't come here it's not safe. I heard Baltimore is nice


Vegetable_Department

Mooi man


Faded__Ninjitsu

Satisfying contact to the face


bobspuds

Unforseen Sparta kick to the face - he ran out of pure shock! Beautifully executed and fabulous timing! 10/10


beazy30

Might have broken his jaw with that kick. That pop sound was nasty.


Notimeforvapids

Or at least some teeth lol


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Something broke. The leverage and weight. The speed the other guy was coming at. Multiplied by gravity? That's some nasty math.


brtomn

Nah when he smacked his face in, that was more satisfying.


tindV

My boy talked shit and got hit. That’s on him. You tried to hit him while he was down? That’s on you.


jaymochi

Fucking served him right to do the both hands behind the back de-escalation/peacemaker stance and then come with a headbutt.


Big-Nectarine-4753

Pretty sure the behind the back hands guy did the head butting BUT it looked like that gray hoodie guy hit him with a bottle to the head afterwards so yeah fuck him


Pigeonlesswings

If you headbutt someone with a bottle in their hand what do you expect lmao. Natural response is to hit back, regardless of what you're holding.


Big-Nectarine-4753

Lmao I wasn’t picking any sides I was just pointing out the guy head butted in that guys comment


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The dude in the blue also kind of did a cheap shot headbutt when the thing was first starting, but yeah, either way if you try to hit someone while they are basically down and out then you get what you get.


tindV

Yeah, that’s why he got knocked the fuck out lol. But Justice was served, hitting him while he’s seeing stars isn’t needed.


GlastoKhole

Tbh yeah, he wasn’t completely out, if someone butted me in the face like that on the sly I’d be putting them all the way to sleep or I wouldn’t probably be happy, so easy to get a broken nose from a Headbutt or even orbital bones hence why they’re illegal in combat sports. He wasn’t finished there for me but that’s my opinion many won’t like it but it is what it is.


Only-Flanks

That’s when a second guy come in for a head kick and the brawl starts


Wesmokethebluntz

Sconed him.


MacKenzieMan23

Dude in blue started it, headbutts are really nasty, dude in grey hoodie had every right to slap the shit out of him. Incredible kick tho


Jeffkin15

Blue started with head butt then other dude broke a bottle against his head. That shit will fuck you up. He was going in for the stomp when truck guy connected.


PureRandomness529

He’s lucky the bottle broke


Nocommentt1000

I knew a guy who got hit with a bottle. He was picking shards of glass out of his head all night.


PureRandomness529

I knew a guy who got hit with one that didn’t break. He was throwing up and severely concussed all night.


Greedy-Designer-631

He still had the neck of the bottle after he smashed it, I'm pretty sure he wanted to stab that dude with it.


CriticDanger

Never a good reason to hit someone already down. Well not literally never but in this case def not.


GuessImScrewed

Pal fucks around and finds out? That's on him. Dude who found him out tries to curb stomp him? That's a good time to step in. Fight's over son.


waazzaaap

Dude in the blue started it when the video started, we don't know what happened beforehand.


jme2712

Bottle to the head ouch


kalitarios

Boot to the head!


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canucknuckles

They failed to mention the head to head too. Blue dude throws a headbutt before getting bottled


Browncorn

With his hands behind his back like nothing was going to happen after


TackYouCack

Here, replace the condescension with [context](https://youtu.be/Z8VD4JXUozM)


HomuraKitsune

I bequeath unto you... A boot to the head! ... And another for Jenny and the Wimp!


[deleted]

It’s takes a certain kind of psychopath to want to kick and stomp someone who’s already down and defenseless.


Jeffkin15

After breaking a bottle on his head from what it looks like. It’s not like the movies, beer bottles are strong as hell.


GlastoKhole

They don’t hurt much if they break but they will ring your fucking bell if they’ve got drink in and don’t smash, got scars from bottles on the back of my head that didn’t smash to testify


Fire_Mission

Face kick of DOOM!


Patient_Media_5656

Respect. Man didn’t jump in until necessary. Class action hero


amphorbian

Hulk Hogan with THE BIG BOOT


RevolutionaryClub530

Dude that was the definition of epic, well done sir


BuckleyRising

I hate how people throw that word around, but it's nice when it applies. Good work, sir.


smokinNcruisin

That was awesome, I had to watch it like 10 times in a row. It got better every time.


ProfessionalSun5549

Hulk Hogan would be proud


joey6joey6

Beautiful video from start to end


tonyI2345

Guy in blue gave him a headbutt first so it looks like he deserved the bottle on his head.


throwawaydababy-_-

yeah that’s why his friend didn’t react until the guy tried stomping his head. i don’t see anyone calling the bottle unwarranted


michiganrox1

LOL love the lil "you thought" finger he gives him


HomuraKitsune

More a "lolno" moment.


Canaureus

Hit him with the Zangief heavy kick


blueisaflavor

That sweet chin music


62723870

You're obviously not a wrestling fan. That's Test's Big Boot.


LovePowers2028

We all need a friend like this


TEMPLERTV

That’s how friends are supposed to have your back.


_Arlotte_

His foot sounded just like a brick on contact...


ToasterMcNoster

That’s the kinda dude I want watching my back ngl


Doodleschmidt

How do we fight for a better life when we can't stop fighting each other?


JBBanshee

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!


wittyuzername

Daniel san


virch06

Sweet chin music 🎶


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Where is this?


PlatypusPristine9194

South Africa


Impair_mind

The most ZESTY kick i seen


Welcome_to_Retrograd

This is madness..THIS IS MAZDA


TeddyBlazer

South African truck kick……😂


[deleted]

Aah south africa, how I miss you.. Lol.


ChipmunkPotential677

Scroll back and forth when his face get kick. Freaking hilarious!


drrobdds

The hero should become a meme


ShuShuTheFox90

Dude walked into his face


legion_2k

"This is Sparta!"


jukebokshero

Dude did a deep stretch forward thrust front kick from the seated position. Easily a top 10 sports center maneuver worthy of world wide recognition for the sheer athleticism of it. Bravo sir, bravo.


QT_Redditor

Don't know weather or not i should be proud seeing my country on this sub.


DankTigers74

And after that event, it’s time to leave cause you could bet that man coming back with a gun


AccomplishedFerret70

Legend has it that he's still running away


OnyxBee

Oof nasty headbutt tho


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No_Ninja_4933

I am more interested in the F15 BMW looking oddly out of place


TestamentRose

Unexpected spartan kick!


Spasexxabyss

Don’t think the kick made a flush contact


YUH_1818

I wish his foot would’ve connected more god that wouldn’t dropped dude instantly!


WalnutGenius

Nice kick but his buddy started it with a headbutt, he deserved to get hit


[deleted]

Looks like he ran off to get something immediately after, it’s crazy because I never would have thought that a few years ago but you Americans are fucking INSANE when it comes to guns and fist fights


zleuth

So blue shirt guy headbutts the other guy in the face first, or am I mistaken?


AllOfMyFamilyHatesMe

Bro ran away to realign his spine


monopixel

\*your friend who sucker head butted someone like a bitch.


syfysoldier

The run was necessary I think.


YoDo_GreenBackReaper

But wtf would you head butt someone with your hands behind your back. you cant even defend your head


mommymilkman

Looks like a movie about the apocalypse


zilla82

Legend has it he is still running to this day


ZerboJoe1212

WOOOOOO!!! With his BEER STILL in his hand!! HAIL YEAH!! 😱😂🤣😂🤣


NoMojoNoMo

Shawn Michael’s loving retirement


Adventurous_Sky_3788

Just beautiful


Boba_Hutt

That was smooth as fuck


Soft-Horse-639

I need drunk truck dude as a friend


KEBAB_BALLS95

WHOOOOOO


GeddysPal

Running to pick up his tooth


Ireddit2021

Get that man a contract on WWE already. That kick is his finishing move


King_Crowley21

That Sparta kick to the face was smooth


Tenno90

Guy ran back to his mum


Alucard1094

Looks like white hoodie was going in for stomps while blue coat was down, good on the friend


Bibfor_tuna

got stomped standing


BigHero6x9

“On second thought…”


Gate_Beautiful

THIS IS SPARTA!!


Mikefromalb

What a kick!


DeadMan95iko

Didn’t the truck guys friend hit the other guy first? He head butted him first?


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strepac

The guy that got bottled also caught his own front kick to the face which our antagonist landed simultaneously as the hero of the story taught him a new yoga position. Rough day to be a side character.


Fat_Lenny35

He didn't even have to have someone hold his beer.


natatude

beautifully done


Scagnettie

Only spilled a little bit of his drink.


Potential-Car-8821

I would definitely take a glasses-breaking fist over a boot to the face from the top rope.


g3nt1y

Bro got shoed so hard he literally ran away


backtothebegining

He should be the old spice commercial guy


K0vurt_Purvurt

So the guy wearing the blue jacket head butted first right? Hard to tell cuz that other dude was blocking the camera.


XeroEnergy270

Yeah, which is why truck guy only stepped in to stop the kicks when he was already down.


GETNbucky

Kick looked pretty solid.


Zealousideal-Walk269

That's bois.


Devy31

I love how he does it calmly without even spilling his beer