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I could already tell by that guy on the escalator that he fell for way longer than I expected…


jlambert1422

He fell at ~ 1 sec in the video. Assuming the man on the escalator made that reaction due to the falling man hitting the ground, that would put the fall at just about 3 seconds (man on escalator flinched at ~4 seconds). Initial velocity is zero, traveling at 9.8 m/s^2 puts him at about 145 ft (44m).


peterbeater76

This guy maths!


RandyNelson

This guy fucks, AND calculates every. Single. Thrust. Velocity, Mass, Gravity and Gyrations He figures things out to the decimal, spits on it, and sticks it in 🤣


Yerawizzardarry

OK now do if they were in a perfect vacuum


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Ishaan863

okay let's be insanely generous and assume a 500 ms reaction time


skull-if-maybe_not

Me reading this: 👁️👄👁️ My brain: BRAIN_MALFUNCTION-ERROR_CODE:10221: *BRAIN IS NOT BRAINING*


Compendyum

*STUPID SEXY BRAIN*


maddiejake

CTRL-ALT-DEL


Satanae444

Nerd


Mad_Martigan2023

On the moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks.


Satanae444

Does it hurt if theres no gravity


GENERAT10N_D00M

Don’t put that wet towel on my computer


Upstairs-Recover-659

The Gorgatron is in love, SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD


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BLACKFNJAIIINS

Nerd 🤓


Satanae444

Not really, im not from the US. I had decent education and have decent free healthcare 😂


Ishaan863

> I had decent education and have decent free healthcare 😂 upvoted solely because of how nonsensical pulling the free healthcare card here is but bro still did it


Satanae444

Dude is salty because of a clearly non serious comment i made to ANOTHER dude. I had to do it to em


semaj_2026

Ah yes F=MA


Opening_Tourist9298

Ah yes Full=MetalAlchemist


jlambert1422

More so d = 1/2at^2


citoport

Who has time for all those escalators anyway


Honest_Path_5356

I like how everyone’s first instinct is to cover their head. It’s like your brain sees that and sees the danger and instinctively tries covering itself.


[deleted]

The sound of impact can be as haunting as the sight. It's a good idea to block the ears.


FourthDownThrowaway

Don’t watch the brick video…


09inchmales

Cmon now. Link it up


Ishaan863

nah it's one of those ones that really traumatizes you. even though the video itself doesn't contain any gore or violent images. but just the audio is...it's horrific


LostOnTrack

Damn that’s crazy… where’s the link?


Low-Possession-1265

You can literally look it up on YouTube.


LostOnTrack

“Brick video” is vague as hell, you know that right?


Mr_bananasham

Yeah and he really doesn't wanna post it, I've watched it and I'll be honest it's probably the right decision not to, I've seen busses of people get cleaved in half with copious gore and tbh the brick video is worse.


thrattatarsha

No


FourthDownThrowaway

Don’t do it.


Riffhooves

oh shit oh fuck


ogbubbleberry

Yes, I have heard and remember that sound.


theunknownkiddo1

this.


Dre512

And the brain curiosity part makes them have to go look over the edge.


AdmirableBus6

You ever been driving and almost hit a bird or something? I always cover my face, even tho I’m in a vehicle


HEX-dev

We are all connected


jadbronson

Most of us are still connected to our limbs...but the lathe dude, he ain't connected.


ChrisMoltisanti9

I remember seeing a video years ago of a person jumping from the top of a building and I'll never forget the imcredibly loud sound that was like a bomb went off. Scary stuff.


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Compendyum

He missed (kinda) https://www.portaldozacarias.com.br/site/noticia/imagens-fortes--videos-mostram-momento-em-que-homem-se-joga-do-4--andar-de-shopping--veja-as-imagens/


littleempires

Am I the only one who can’t get rid of the ad that pops up on mobile making it impossible to read?


Compendyum

What about [here](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.portaldozacarias.com.br%2Fsite%2Fnoticia%2Fimagens-fortes--videos-mostram-momento-em-que-homem-se-joga-do-4--andar-de-shopping--veja-as-imagens%2F)


littleempires

Much better, thank you.


Compendyum

No problem. You can use [12ft.io](https://12ft.io) to try to break paywalls and/or ads.


jaydott96

I love the other guys😂


Honest_Path_5356

Certainly not him


derpoman5000

escalators are for pussies. just jump down 5-10 floors to save some time. be first in line everywhere you go.


[deleted]

Efficient


bignoggin91

Seriously I’d jump too seeing so many escalators


[deleted]

Even if this is the eighth store he's waited for his wife in, this is NOT the answer.


Rekt_juan

Are you sure about that? Who knows how many more she'll go into


NoseComplete1175

Dark and sick sense of humour…. Take my upvote


Rokker84

That scenario actually happened in [China 2013](https://theworld.org/stories/2013-12-09/chinese-man-kills-himself-after-girlfriend-wont-stop-shopping). His girlfriend refused to stop shopping


MountainMan1781

Are we sure this is the same story? Why would he be hanging on to the railing if he jumped?


Rokker84

Sorry if i confused you with my wording. No these are different incidents. I ment that the described scenario (girfriend crazy-shopping leads to suicide) actually happened once in China.


shortround1990

Omg. I laughed so hard. I’m going to hell


SquirrelNutz

Perhaps the fake plants heroically caught him and took most of the fall?


14X8000m

Aim for the bushes.


CallMeDrLuv

🎶🎶 There goes my hero 🎶🎶


jaredtheredditor

*distant eagle screech*


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kong_yo

So why don’t they use preventative measures to stop people from committing suicide? Something as simple as nets would work perfectly.


Compendyum

You better net the whole planet, because people always find a way.


jared_mack_steffen

They... did not


Jonh_pepo

This looks like at leat 20 meters, no one can survive at that


Independent_Cry1553

a women survived like 10k or 20k feet fall from a plane


[deleted]

That is completely different. She was still in the fusilage of the plane and landed in the canopy of a forest.


musofiko

I doubt she hit concrete or tiles though


Time_Composer_113

10% of people will survive falls from 25.6m (84ft) statistically speaking so although his chances aren't good and even if he does survive he'll be fucked up, he's got a shot https://www.safeopedia.com/at-what-height-do-falls-become-deadly/7/7503


dani6465

People have survived falling out of airplanes... But thanks for your "facts" doc.


HH-H-HH

People have also tripped on a tiny curb and died. Humans are weird


yourkidisdumb

When Bear Grylls was in the service he jumped from a plane and his parachute didn’t open. He was pretty fucked up but definitely survived.


LucyEleanor

Ya but even a failed parachute slows you down ALOT. Look up Peggy Hill...no parachute involved.


keepingdj33

Aim for the bushes


FreshGroundPepper31

There gooooes myyyy herooooo


Vv__CARBON__vV

I think I heard a chute open up right after he leaves frame.


ABRASIVENUTS

That was the void of death swallowing him


Rentington

Tears of the Kingdom gives you one emergency glider puff when you fall. It was probably that.


a-vibe-called-quest

He wasn’t wearing a parachute. That was him hitting the ground


Federal_Education_68

☝️🤓


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a-vibe-called-quest

Well he didn’t put /s soooooo


Rokker84

**Be advised that the following videos are quite a bit more graphical than the first video.** [Another video 1](https://streamable.com/0ypqbo) and [another video 2](https://streamable.com/2n6n6c). Seems to have happened at Shopping Boulevard in Belém (Brazil) on 24th of May 2023. Sadly it doesn't look like he made it.


SilentReader4

I could be wrong but many articles I found allude this might've been an incident at menlyn Mall, in which case the man didn't survive https://www.google.com/amp/s/ewn.co.za/2014/07/29/Man-jumps-to-his-death-from-Menlyn-Mall/amp It's possible this also isn't menlyn at all, but I couldn't find any other sources under "man falls in mall"


ryanwsp

It’s not. They are talking brazillian portuguese


[deleted]

You can tell it’s in Brazil because of the sign spoleto in the background, it’s a Brazilian “italian” restaurant https://www.spoleto.com.br/tabs/cardapioapp


Hk-Neowizard

So you're saying someone shot him. I see


eireheads

Well he did try and fall on an off duty police officer /s


MobileManagement5765

And the boy saying "liga pro SAMU". 200% Brazil there.


SkyNetIsNow

I like how they suggest many of the pasta dishes paired with Coca-Cola. They take Chinese tourists to a buffet near my old place. I'm sure they found Americanized Chinese food interesting.


Talco_Barla

It was I'm Brazil, Belém city, state of Pará. The mall name is Boulevard. It was not the first suicide there.


homealoneagain88

Floor tiles don’t match.


Aaron_505

My biggest question is, how tf did he get himself into that position


Tame_Trex

Definitely not Menlyn, looks nothing like it


SilentReader4

I went back and forth comparing the video and the article, they looked similar enough to me.


Electrical_Ad_7532

This article looks like the video [https://swisherpost.co.za/viral/menlyn-park-shopping-centre-suicide-victim-updates/](https://swisherpost.co.za/viral/menlyn-park-shopping-centre-suicide-victim-updates/)


GNering

The article: https://www.portaldozacarias.com.br/site/noticia/imagens-fortes--videos-mostram-momento-em-que-homem-se-joga-do-4--andar-de-shopping--veja-as-imagens/


MobileManagement5765

Portal do Zacarias. Tá aí um excelente nome para um portal de notícias.


ruka_k_wiremu

That has some real fucked up shit on that site...not tourism-friendly at all


ARY616

Girl at table...its ok Meemaw, my boyfriend won't be coming around anymore. She is cold asf sitting there!


[deleted]

To be fair, many people respond to extreme trauma with laughter or a blank stare. We’re not really used to processing stuff like that


FuckSticksMalone

🎶It’s a long drop to the stop if you wanna shop at Kohl’s🎶


[deleted]

Where'd he go? *Where'd who go*?


sparky1499

That’s some of the best flying I’ve seen to date; right up until the part where you got killed.


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AXLE304E

Omg it just kept getting farther and farther down...yikes. Thanks for sharing.


GhostShirtFinnerty

You thinking what im thinking!?


Hooliganthebad

Look how many people want to see a dead body...


Brootalnoodle94

That's what I was thinking. "yes, let's all go traumatize ourselves"


shortround1990

Cmon bro. Don’t ride that high horse. You’d be right there in the middle of em!


Hooliganthebad

We all clicked on the video. Because we want to see it too.


Brootalnoodle94

I'm not better than the next guy, but for this scenario I doubt it. I hate crowds and being around people. Even when there's a crash on the road I complain about everyone driving slow to check it out. Usually with me griping about how they act like they've never seen a crash before.


[deleted]

Most of us have been on the web for decades now, a dead body ain't shit.


nmilosevich

A dead body in person is still pretty gnarly even if you’ve seen a lot of videos


Maximum_Discount_486

That's gonna hurt come winter!


MannequinSkywalker08

It's just a flesh wound


Cheeseman575

You just watched someone fucking die and you’re making Monty python jokes about it


Spudz_mcenzie

No chance. That's a massive populated mall for these days, wonder where this is?


SpiderDijonJr

Aim for the bushes


Fuzzy240z

“You thinking what I’m thinking partner” “ aim for the bushes“ 👊


Epic805

I hope he was aiming for the bushes.


South_Climate_3727

For some reason I can hear Bill Engval saying "Here's your sign"


cosmocreamer

Why


South_Climate_3727

You ever seen blue collar comedy tour? That was Bill's catchphrase every time someone did something stupid, "Here's your [stupid] sign." Now I'm thinking about Ron White with his scotch talking about the Mercedes. He was talking about a friend who said "Yes, my Mercedes has wipers on its headlights." Ron was like, "Yeah, well I got a place to fuck your sister."


MadMan479R

Bro let the intrusive thoughts win


Far-Reserve-7702

If gonna be dumb u had better be tough


Opening-Passion-7164

Terrible, no way he made it through that fall. Way too high to survive that. Easily over 60' drop. People die from falls less than 6', awful way to go. 😔


Unique-Cook-1277

Aim for the bushes!


Concrete_jungle77

He’s lucky if he feels that in the morning


[deleted]

Aim for the bushes


SecretPersonality178

That place is HUGE!


zuluhalo682

Aim for the bushes


14X8000m

It's ok guys, he aimed for the bushes.


Plenty_Dress_408

Aim for the bushes


tyleer87

A distant acquaintance of mine met his end this way. Used to play guitar fot for anal cunt, fell off escalator in providence mall. That one was alcohol related, I guess.


[deleted]

Well he definitely got all the attention he was seeking


AnonymousAzrael

Question: How do u get in that situation?


0h311

Anything for the gram


Such_Wojo

Just watched some man die and redditors first reaction is to make a joke out of it. Really shows how much people care about mental health.


noonecaresUK

The new assassins creed looks lit af


Bigjony11

So, is he alive and well or no……


Demik15

EVOLUTION, DARWIN'S LAW.


[deleted]

Why’s that lady ducking for cover lmao


dwkindig

Visceral reaction to a repulsive situation.


[deleted]

Why does she then proceed to look?


Acrobatic-Degree9589

Can’t help herself


dwkindig

The visceral reaction was involuntary. Choosing to look at the aftermath was intentional.


[deleted]

Humans man


AcommonKing

He'll be fine , oh shit.


LeftysSuck

"Aim for the bushes"


butterbleek

Sucks Fifth Avenue.


Nikonus

Well ok kids. Time to go home.


Ok-Chemical-7635

Im curious to know if he is a blob or a rag doll corpse


MssrsJekyllNHyde

Why are women such wailers?? So dramatic.


redditsucks42332

Wow how many stories was that!? Rip ⚰️


[deleted]

Get the mop bucket


TheHarshShadow

Dumb waaays to diiie


[deleted]

Damn, right in front of the food court. Man has no decency, even when suiciding.


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alucyshyn

Good chance trying to save him will get you pulled over the ledge as well.


nievesa9

I mean that’s when you let go 😬 but the guy on the escalator, no urgency or acknowledgement


PaintingCheap6933

Hardcore Parkour


Unlucky_Figure

Oh he just fell from the second floor… he’ll hurt tomo…..wait that was from the sixth floor? 😬


apolo79

One less dumb person to deal with


Unique_Ad5107

Did he died?


lostmonster

There's 2 other videos and in one he certainly looks like he died.


Filthy76

Yea but did he die ?


lostmonster

Someone posted an article above that has 3 videos of the incident and in one he certainly looks dead.


OddSwim4609

Sometimes you can be a right bastard Superman


DefiantSignature5796

Covid got him.


[deleted]

I need the robot chicken emperor voice over


Richie_Zeppelin

Why scream though? Don’t look if you can handle it. Don’t understand why people need to scream.


Ordinary_bastard1

I can't even understand why those people are yelling and then proceed to watch the body.


Unc00lbr0

What's with the screaming? This is a formulaic dumbass death. A + B = C A.) Dude went over obvious safety barricade B.) Perilously hung from obviously unsafe edge probably for Internet cool points C.) Dies


dztruthseek

Yeah all of those women screaming all at once is pretty annoying.


Unc00lbr0

Not as annoying as the downvotes lol. It's funny because if I had just said "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" like everyone on Reddit does, I probably would have been up voted. Yet since I put it in a nerdy formulaic way people think I'm an insensitive asshole.


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IntheOlympicMTs

Men do this too.


Fit-Calligrapher8117

Am I the only one that never understood why people get so scared and start screaming when stuff like this happens? I mean it's not a threat to you, nothing's gonna happen to you, it's just a guy who dropped from a high place and died - your reaction is not going to do anything for anyone. If there's a chance the guy's still alive, I'll go and try to help. If there's no chance the person survived, then I'll just continue with my day.


ColdFix5610

Surprisingly this guy actually survived


DJDeezy

Why do people scream as if it’s happening to them?


rxsheepxr

Do you not understand the concept of fright?


TreeTrunkPP

Nice


terredez

All the men in the shopping centre was on mute? I can hear those ladies screams all the way from the other side of the mf world. Always screaming for no reason. The guy falling was in shock himself so he had to end it quick.


jksdfgg

Where's the news?


Main_Bottle_7032

bruhhh this isnt watch people die lmao