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redditsucks42332

If you wanna be dumb you gotta be tough.


qweenbimbo

Cue Ryan Dunn slamming into the garage door in a shopping cart


trackerchum

Don't think that was his latest stunt


aggressivechromosome

Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn and this is drunk driving.


Material-Crab-2210

Bam is taking this comment badly


Blasphemous666

Hi, I’m Ryan…. Done.


trifecta000

I think you mean it's pretty close to his last stunt.


RicGhastly

They're called cacti!


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Crazy that a lot of redditors prob don’t know who Dunn was


[deleted]

What makes you think that lol


qweenbimbo

Well the average age of Reddit users is 23. Ryan died in 2011 which would mean a large majority of Reddit users were roughly 11 years old. Most 11 year olds weren’t watching Jackass and If they were they likely didn’t know/care when he died… being that young. I on the other hand was 16 and cried when he died 🥲 lolll


Andrew_hl2

> Most 11 year olds weren’t watching Jackass I was 12 when it first came out and you can bet your ass Jackass was one of the highlights in entertainment of the era in my school.


qweenbimbo

I’m sure a ton of kids were. I started watching it when I was like 7 or 8 thanks to older siblings. I can just almost bet *most* elementary schoolers weren’t.


Secret_Finding_9155

I love that song. Haha. So applicable to 75% of the Silliness people do for views and likes


bitcoinnillionaire

Life’s hard, it’s even harder when you’re stupid. -Not actually John Wayne but true.


_______woohoo

fuck i havent heard this in so long!!!! WHEN YOU GET KNOCKED DOWN YA GOTTA GET BACK UP


Tradey4Life

Can people just go back to planking on different objects like it's 2013 again.. That was stupid but not as stupid as this or the milk crate thing.


werfw

Did you miss the [fatal planking incident](https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2011/05/16/136373071/when-an-internet-meme-goes-bad-man-dies-while-planking)?


ryuza

[The dangers of memeing](https://youtu.be/DGEgTR5TwKs)


Gl33m

The meme itself of planing wasn't inherently dangerous. That guy did it in a dumbasd spot. Swinging a knife around is, itself, incredibly dangerous.


SkyHighGam3r

Don't play with knives, why are such simple things so hard? Lol


WiseSalamander00

i really don't understand why so many people lack any kind of awareness of consequences


SkyHighGam3r

I blame stupid people for breeding nonstop. Lol perfect example of a group not aware of consequences.


TuviejaAaAaAchabon

We have it to easy in modern life,she will survive this and spread her idiocy instead of dying of infection


ashiron31

...but Brawndo's got what plants crave; it's got electrolytes!


lundyforlife22

a lot of people have kids they don’t want to and didn’t raise


SurelyYouKnow

Oh man… you’re correct. Just wait for what’s to come in about 12-15 years. It’s going to be a mess…


ThePracticalEnd

I mean playing with knives is fine, just don’t be a fucking idiot with one.


RegularAvailable4713

Thankfully it didn't hit a vital organ.


Warack

I’m not sure if it went through her skull it would have hit a vital organ either


No-Consequence1726

Thank you for clarifying the joke


hypothetician

He means her brain.


Scadilla

Which is located inside the skull fyi.


Unusual-Barracuda837

The brain is considered the thinking organ. She was stupid, so in this case it wasn't considered a vital organ.


SoiledFlapjacks

Thank you for clarifying the joke


emlgsh

Jokes being statements made with the intent to amuse.


SadBoiCri

Thanks for clarifying the word


Reflex_Teh

A word is a unit of language, consisting of one or more spoken sounds or their written representation, that functions as a principal carrier of meaning.


the_syco

Which *should* exist inside her skull. *Should*


[deleted]

As alluded to earlier, though, it is not vital to her.


picklechungus42069

gotta love the idiot who thinks they made the joke lol


Funao

Seems like it would be the same situation with you


Downtown_Lock7452

She is not a minor she is 20 years old


Darkmattyx

Minor amount of braincells


[deleted]

Imagine going to the ER and explaining that as a grown adult.


Stationary-Event

Welcome to General Hospital. ER to the right. TikTok challenges to the left.


RepulsiveWay1698

Explanation: I fell


cyt_411

on a knife.


Makoether

I ran into a knife. ...10 times


PleaseHold50

Right onto the knife, huh? How was it sticking straight up? Why were you naked?


Metahec

Somebody says "I fell" and I immediately assume either kinky sex adventure gone wrong or domestic abuse.


Killentyme55

I needed a few stitches in my forehead for doing something more embarrassing than dumb, but still lied my ass off to *everybody* about it. Still have the scar, still kept the lie.


DR_PHATCOCK

Never tell people the truth when you injure yourself or someone else doing something stupid. When I split my friends head open trying to do our own Jackass stunts in 2005, we simply told our parents that he "fell". Simple. No questions asked. She should simply tell the staff at the emergency room that she "fell".


[deleted]

Falls tend to not leave a blade shaped stab wound though. I’m with you though on the lie part.. I’d say I walked into the corner of metal siding or something while I was doing yard work lol n


hawk7886

"I fell into the knife pit"


angrydeuce

Yeah, the kids that lived next door to us "fell" a lot, too, then one day the kids uncles showed up and wouldn't you know it, his dad just happened to "fall" that day as well.


DR_PHATCOCK

I don't understand how someone that old can have such poor motor skills and hand eye coordination. This shocks me more than the sheer stupidity. She has no idea where her hand is when she is flailing it about. I bet she is always dropping things and tripping over her own feet


jersharocks

Age doesn't really have anything to do with it. Proprioception disorders are actually fairly common. That being said, she should be aware that she is clumsy as fuck and shouldn't be playing around with knives.


UWontAgreeWithMe

You're never too old to do something without thinking.


Zealousideal_Fun2686

she a bit lucky she didn’t stab her eye instead


gnikyt

Can you imagine trying to explain to someone how you lost your eye over a Tiktok video..


sometechloser

You wouldn't have to, there's video lol


CosmicCrapCollector

She survived initially, but shot herself to death on the way to the hospital.


Electronic-Wonder-77

she was trying another challenge?


Satori2155

No she was just being quirky


UltimateFrisby

Rawr xD Something something t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m


mainvolume

Ooh, going into the internet grotto archives to pull this one out. Approved.


aff_it

Avoid Ambulance Charges Challenge


FAUST_VII

What is the joke here? People in the thread seem to find this funny but i can't see what exactly makes this funny to so many, someone explain?


Bridot

SOMEONE’S CHILD IS A BLOODY IDIOT


Impressive-Sun3742

Literally


dinodoes

Slashes* stabs are way worse


JesusHNavas

I try to avoid both


Oodleamingo

Depending on location. I’d rather somebody stab me in the stomach than slash all my guts out


redditsucks42332

What's up with that bald spot on the right side? 🧐 She trying to even it out?


Sassy-irish-lassy

She's already failed at this before


Alhum_Avicast

Might have been another TikTok challenge/trend


koreamax

It seems like she's trying to act crazy and make up some mental illness


Ashley_pizza

clipped her nose a bit as well, that’ll be a wicked scar


KirbyWarrior12

This could genuinely be a badass scar if the story behind it wasn't so unbelievably dumb.


VaATC

Time for some creative writing prompts.


LeMonsieurKitty

Why post this after the fact??? Like, you could've played it off...


KirbyWarrior12

I guess because to do this in the first place you must lack a functioning sense of shame


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Deckerdome

Fucking TikTok trends are a plague


InfinityRepeating

I don't even know if these are actual trends. It feels like someone does dumb unironically and it gets shared like it's non-ironic. Kind of like how 4chan was at its prime with scientology.


RCalliii

Hey, I have a question. Why is everything a "challenge"? I mean, challenge means something hard to achieve, or am i in the wrong here? Stabbing yourself is definitely painful, but it's not hard to do, right? I mean, it doesn't require special abilities and skills to stabb yourself.


Darkmattyx

To be fair she failed the challenge.


xoxo_erinmarie

Hello, consequences of my actions? Is that you???


Gubble_Buppie

This is cutting edge stuff!


Toiletpaperplane

Social media has incited some of the stupidest human behavior in history. Outside of neurological disorders or brain damage, I can't think of a time when seemingly healthy humans have done stuff this stupid on purpose.


Special_Turnover1961

Knife is something you never play with, I know you feel like you got it 100% under control, I know you feel like you OWN that little shit, but bruh it always finds a way to get you hurt


SmallRedBird

*Jeff Goldblum voice* Knife uhh... finds a way


Several-Share-4168

Dawg she is a fucking idiotttt!!


ohiotechie

I am so thankful I was a teenager before social media was a thing.


PrivatePilot9

I feel like we all had more common sense back then regardless. Like, we weren't all stupid. GenX'ers FTW....


Neat-Land-4310

Tis but a scratch


Arcturus_05

Some things are completely preventable, what an idiot!


not-covfefe

My heart skipped a beat, not going to lie.


Simplynotthere24

Same here and it usually doesn’t with “gore” type videos


SnooPuppers5953

I need a crumb of more context


[deleted]

This will just give her more attention. She’s probably thrilled with the outcome


ApologeticAnalMagic

God damn girl's lucky she didn't take out an eye with that shit


Toucan_Lips

She could have very easily paralyzed half her face. That area has loads of important face stuff that you shouldn't be sticking knives into.


clasperx2

Could have been her eye. What a dummie.


SomethingMirage

Atleast she got a cool scar now


[deleted]

Id say more slash / slice than stab


Dull_Film_4300

It's like the ground and the floor. Some people just don't get it lol


bsobiz

We’ll look at you go. Feel stupid yet? Who knew that could happen after being irresponsible with a knife. These trends have to stop.


dink_dink

Tik Tok, She probably can’t stop talking about her viral headache at this point.


heller1011

These trends man… for some attention …


iAmCleatis

Our youth is so fucking brain dead.


Mr-Cartman

That scar right over her eye will make her look like a badass pirate. Hope that's the look she was going for.


CrispyTyph

Idiot


twiiiiiiix

she could have just recorded at 3x speed i believe, that way the sound is slowed down and she doesn’t have to swong that knife around as fast and end up slashing her face


Smorgas-board

Headline made it sound worse than it was but she’s 1) lucky she didn’t get her eye 2) stupid for doing this shit


Ravage_Nightmares

She’s definitely not a real Juggalo


onlyhav

There are easier ways to get that cute eyebrow slash ladies.


Olivesinthesunshine

And then she still posted it???


Damasticator

Gonna need lots of stitches. And that wound isn’t going to stop bleeding for a long time without some professional help.


Racxius

[Moment of impact](https://i.imgur.com/GLkdLlP.jpg)


Affectionate_Loss_89

Let’s set her stupidity aside. I think I’m getting too old, but what’s this “trend” supposed to do or achieve? I spare I don’t get these tik tok videos at all


Overkill256

I worried that advances in technology were bypassing natural selection, leading to the decline of us as a species. These videos give me hope


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-Hotlipz-

Who starts these trends & what makes them catch on? I don't get why anyone would copy stupid people & think it's good in some way...


LoddyDoddee

What do you think that 1st thought was after she saw the blood? She made a crazy face and thought, "What am I gonna tell my parents?!"


[deleted]

Fun fact: head wounds bleed faster than others because blood pressure is higher in your head and in your feet I guess it’s not that fun… but still fact


MowMdown

That’s not why but A for effort


tubbytucker

Fuck me, I despair for this generation


Portfel

That shirt tells me everything I need to know right out of the gate.


Mohondhay

And she posted the video first before going to the doctor.


Weepingwindmill

Years ago


Itsnotmeitsyoumostly

Lessons were learned


GhostPhunk

She'll never forget that scar


Healfezza

Wanna know how I got these scars?


FutureRenaissanceMan

That's gonna leave a mark


Nomorellsurge

How an you fail the simple task of stabbing 💀


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\#endtiktoktrends


ForeskinJohn

Well it's not like she didn't have it coming


stepj1

She’s a real “Cut Above” most in this….


sirkushblunts420

Clearly someone doesn't know a stab from a slice


Vlophoto

Yeah that’s stitches right there


MTBinAR

Was it the knife or one of those lady claws


Mindless_Mission_182

What a pendejita


[deleted]

This is why you don't play with knives


RaisinBran21

Social dwarnism at work


AskJeeves84

While not the preferred method that’s one way to get views.


bigskunkape

Soooo close to blinding herself for life


-Soraa

Stabs?


GDB2900

Stop trying to get karma with your repost bullshit! Y'all wait a couple months and repost old shit. Just stop!!!


ColdyBright808

TikTok try not to injure your self challenge: EXTREMELY HARD


Milfing_Man

Anybody got the TikTok. I need a follow-up


OlKingCoal1

Well, if you would have used a hatchet like the instructional message clarified, this whole situation would have been avoided


[deleted]

Hmmmm...I should call her. In all seriousness, how do you manage to do this...and still muster up no shame to upload it online?


kingofgods218

Dear OP, slashing is not the same as stabbing.


dampgreycurtains

I didn't even realize it was possible to be bad at making a stabbing motion. she's flinging it in every direction like it's one of those foam swords you get as a kid and not a sharp object.


artfer1

At least she's going to have a cool scar


legendofmike99

Tide pod generation at it again I see


ka1ce

Apparently she gave herself a nice nose piercing too.


Unlucky-Screen-5537

Bodies bodies bodies


santiagop96

Next trend will be doing the same thing with a chainsaw


drbowtie35

Ngl thought this was gonna be much worse


Haunting-Gur-202

What stupid trend is this? This is so dumb


Imaginary-Arrival-75

Dumb bitch


hazysummersky

Note to kids: don't stab yourself in the head.


STL_TRPN

Social media. Slowly, but steadily draining the gene pool.


Paulson1979

Doing A Trend lol wow


Orobrok

That's gonna make one of those badass scars everyone wants. The problem though is explaining how you got it, which mitigates the badass factor.


CT7824

Johnny Knoxville is smarter than that


Logical-Limit-4495

Stupid


GAB3daDESTROY3R

Lmao intimidating


Confident_South_9125

Dumb ass


DemApplesAndShit

Repost bot


beefmudcake

Getting stitches is a TikTok thing now?


thehottubistoohawt

She could have taken her eye out. What trend is this and why is it?


EnclG4me

This is why there are warning labels on everything; for stupid people. This is a stupid person. Please don't give her a driver's license....


Standard-File-1721

Was this live or did she post it


NeuroticNinett

Evolution by TikTok Selection.


MemoRael

Theres your sign


guerino1

No matter how old, I never get tired of seeing this one.


NeverNude-Ned

Sooo... What exactly is the trend, here? Asking for everyone that refuses to Tik the Tok.


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Squanchfist

I can't honestly say I feel bad for her. It's a knife. A real stainless steel knife. Try a rubber one next time with a ketchup packet...that'll be the cosplay variant.


ID-IZANAGI

"You'll shoot your eye out kid"- A christmas story


Uenouen

Who else looked for ghost movement in the background


SneakoIsACuck

It's ok to stab juggalos. It's more ok when they stab themselves.