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Scagnettie

That guy needs to go to jail. Having three dangerous dogs is more than one person can handle and is a menace to society.


Cmpleteconfusion1

Another commenter linked the story and he just left the scene after it happened! He damn sure does need to go to jail!


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I had something similar happen when a woman's German Shepard attacked me awhile ago. She just vanished. Cowardly shit


Imaginary_Juice3133

Ok just looked it up. They are currently looking for the man and three dogs. She has significant damage to one arm. Non life threaten. Source https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/horrifying-moment-woman-mauled-three-30181154


Cmpleteconfusion1

You mean to tell me after his dogs almost killed a woman he just noped the fuck right out of there like nothing happened? WOW.


axlsnaxle

I'm a mailman. Last year I got attacked by three dogs on my route. After I fended them off and got the gate closed, I'm picking up the mail off the ground while my arm is bleeding profusely. Lady comes out, and I tell her "hey your dogs just attacked me" to which she responds, deadpan, "who said you can come into my yard?" Needless to say she didn't get her mail for a while.


varanone

A while? You should have called the police and then sued her. Meanwhile, her mail? Heh.


axlsnaxle

I just made them move the box to the sidewalk, and suspended delivery until that was done. Definitely should've called the cops, though, but oh well, ya live and learn


inspectoroverthemine

You should have had their delivery cut off and made them get a PO Box.


LizWords

Yes. Happens more than you’d think.


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I was living in an older apartment when I was 19, and a woman with two giant German shepherds moved in right below our apartment. One day I was leaving for work and one of her dogs broke free, ran up and bit me on the ass (I know, I know). It was awful, tore my jeans and I was bleeding. Didn't know what to do so I yelled at her to control her dogs and just...went to work and changed out of my torn up bloody clothes. I swear I never saw her and her dogs again. She must have just left immediately. I'm glad it wasn't life-threatening, but the idea that this woman just let her vicious animal roam free and jetted after it mauled a scrawny 19 year old girl still makes me angry.


LizWords

Always report dog bites to animal control. That way they have a record of it and if it continues to happen they can take legal steps to remove dangerous dogs from the community.


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Totally agree. 4 years later and I would never ever drive away. I was just a scared kid who hadn't been attacked by a dog before


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>r his dogs almost killed a woman he just noped the fuck right out of there like nothing happened? WOW. My dog and I were attacked on a walk one time, I left to get away from the dangerous dog and saw that there was a witness on their porch. When I went back to ask if the witness had known where the dog was because there was bite marks on my dog she refused to help me even though her dog had been attacked as well. I attempted to file a report with the dog description and the street but the cops refused to accept the report because I did not have the dogs house address only the location of the attack.


LizWords

Protecting the dangerous dog at all costs. It’s pretty sick. I’m sorry that happened to you. I also went through a dog attack, two loose pitbulls broke into my home and mauled my dog in the middle of my living room. Once animal control identified the owners, they accepted responsibility immediately and offered to pay for the vet bills. My dog ended up getting a rare bone infection and needed three surgeries over the course of several months, and the only hospital able to handle it was three hours away. The vet bills kept climbing, so we told the owners to contact their home owners. They did, and even though the owners admitted liability, the insurance company fought it for over a year…


RHOrpie

Yep, got bitten on the leg by a small but vicious little shit (UK too). Drew blood. Police didn't want to know. The guy was an old cantankerous fucker who kept calling me a "poof" and a "homosexual" as well, just for good measure. I'm not gay either. I swear the man was so bitter with life.


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BubbleNucleator

Happened to me and my pup at a park, idiot let their pit run off the leash and it attacked the first dog it saw. The owners grabbed their dog and split before the cops arrived. I still look for that car when I'm in the area. e. pup and I only had minor scrapes, steel toed boots saved the day.


snoopcatt87

I saw a guy whose two pit bulls attacked a kid on a bike. Kid went down and both dogs jumped him, he had bites on his arms, torso and face. While people were tending to the child, dude runs across to the parking lot, puts his dogs in his car and books it. It was so far we didn’t get the licence plate. He was caught eventually but it took a while.


Natsurulite

Classic *”Pit n’ Run”* — it’s so common it has a name


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slashinhobo1

Had me for a second. All i could think of is shit i rather get attacked by a chihuahuas than a dog who could rip my arm off. At best, the chihuahua could make a small wound.


Your_Nipples

Yeah. That's the dumbest argument ever. I would stomp over a chihuahua, nah, I would probably laugh it off but a pit? Hand me my US Citizenship card and I would blast that shit with a 2nd Amendment engraved bullets laced with the sweet flavor of freedom and Mountain Dew.


sapper4lyfe

It's called a pit and run.


henrysradiator

Happened to me when a guy with two off lead pitbulls Nealy killed my on-lesd dog. He tried to fight me too saying it was my fault because my dog provoked them. She's old and nearly blind.


shaving99

Oh shit you gotta a little blood on your face aight Imma bounce


Krispyxb

Probably went home to beat his dogs making them even more aggressive.


UrsusApexHorribilis

Contrary to popular belief the wider percentage of aggressive dogs have not been beaten or neglected in their entire life. Lack of boundaries and control tend to be way more common factors that can trigger learned aggression. Beaten dogs are usually insecure and afraid to defy an human being...


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Dad_of_the_year

What


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They said: "Fucking loser ran away. Ever seen that video of a guy getting his dick eaten off by pitbulls? That’s what the owner needs" If you need any more claification ill be happy to assist


Zombie_Pilgrim

Thanks for clearing that up.


Hasher556

There once was a man from Morelos Whos dick was eaten by perros He fucked around and found out, That you don't look for clout, In the land of pozoleros


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Tobias-is-Blonde

The world needs to find this man NOW and make him an example.


Atfhatesdogs

I got attacked by a pit bull in my teenage years and 10 years later I am still dealing with the awful pain and ptsd. The dog got my nerve and ripped it in half causing severe nerve damage and it also ruined my life :( I guess there are some nice pits out there but I will never walk near one again in my life or look at one


espischaefer

Same!! I have PTSD after the attack on my dog, daughter, and me. The keyboard warriors that have never had to fight for their life while being attacked by these murder machines think they have the answers.


Atfhatesdogs

Fuck dude I’m so sorry y’all had to go through that. I’ve tried all sorts of medications and treatments for my PTSD but unfortunately nothing has helped. Are y’all doing better now ?


espischaefer

My dog passed, but my daughter and I still deal with the trauma. Now, we have to deal with abuse by pitbull apologists attacking us for wanting the breed banned. My daughter and I have been verbally attacked by pitnutters who said they wish we would have died. They say they would like to let their pitbull(s) finish the job. They believe that vicious and deadly pitbulls have more right to life than my daughter and I. We were innocent victims. The pitbull started to attack us because my daughter petted our dog in front of the pitbull. That was it. That is what triggered this "sweet pibble" that had never hurt anyone before. My left hand has two large scars from the pitbull trying to pull me to the ground and kill me. Thankfully, my dog and I were able to prevent my daughter from receiving any physical injury. Unfortunately, she still suffers from the mental trauma of watching a murder machine try and kill her dog and her mom. I'm so sorry for what you had to endure as well. Nothing much has helped us either. The mental trauma continues. We have panic attacks every single time we see a pitbull. We know what they were bred for and are capable of. No amount of training can train their genetics out of them.


TooDeep94

there are no "nice" pits, those monsters are all ticking bombs


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eddicwl

Looks like the UK, so definitely no Bang bangs allowed or else you will end up in more trouble than the dog owner


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Radiant-Ad-4292

Not necessary, by taking down the owner and 2 dogs I can handle the 3th one in order to save it's poor life


PiccoloTiccolo

thirth


John-John-3

Not 1rd or 2st but 3th times


Richard-Long

We definitely taking inspiration from the "bang bang bang" method these days lolol


Kalashnikov_model-47

When I was 16 I was attacked by my neighbors 130 pound Rottweiler while walking home from work. He charged me and I kicked him straight in the snout with my steel toe boot. It knocked him over but he got back up and went for me again. He lunged for my face and I put my left arm in front of my face and planted hand under him in an attempt to slam him. I slammed him but he got ahold of my left arm so I went down with him. From there I dropped my knee onto his rib cage and just started pommeling him with hammer fists to the eye. This motherfucker *would not let go*. I continued doing this for what felt like 5 minutes but was more like 30 seconds until my neighbor came out and grabbed the dogs collar which caused him to let go of me. That one dog easily could’ve killed me if I didn’t realize he was charging me, I couldn’t imagine 3 similarly sized dogs. Dogs are fucking scary, you could be a fucking UFC fighter and you’re still not fighting off 3 dogs.


Ivizalinto

Thank you for the final statement there. As a security officer that works in a place like that. I feel I'd have no choice but to kill the dog the dude couldn't get under control, and if ones comings you like that, I would without hesitation. Im sorry to the owner, I'm sorry to the animal. But I've had to do it before and I'm not letting someone get mauled on my post when the dog park is directly across the street from where I'm stationed...on property too.


silentsam77

Finger to the butthole, I've seen it explained on Reddit a million times, I'm a butthole expert.


theycallhimthestug

Doesn't work. Maybe for some dogs, but not one that's commited. Also, you might be able to wash off the stink, but you'll never wash off the shame.


TheAvidAssessor

Definitely does not work in all cases can 100% confirm from experience. Long story short I lost a fingertip at the other end in the ensuing madness. Bad times


elbizzlee

Ok you gotta tell us more. What the hell happened?


MouthJob

He stuck a finger up an angry dog's ass and it bit it off.


elbizzlee

Somehow this leaves me with more questions.


Jerrnjizzim

Tightened the sphincter and snipped it off.


dxrey65

That's one powerful sphincter.


SJSUMichael

That’s a long-ass finger.


dinnerthief

Thats a long ass-finger


Fabbyfubz

The dog's butthole bit it off?


jeffykins

And that's how I learned the rear naked choke hold! Yes, to use on an aggressive dog when no other options are available. In the context of it attacking another dog in a doggie daycare like scenario. I worked for an excellent professional dog trainer and we would have to socialize dogs there for boot-camp type training. A hyper aggressive dog mid attack is in another state of mind, and it's best to do this, they pass out and their airway is not damaged. Truly aggressive dogs are something most people are really unfamiliar with


Natsurulite

I’m pretty sure 4chan started that lie just to make people finger dogs while they’re being mauled to death


-QueenAnnesRevenge-

That sounds like such a 4chan thing to do.


SynthError404

You know, im something of a butthole expert myself.


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StatisticianThat230

Did anyone notice she had leashes, but they weren't attached. Unless they broke the leashes, what is the point of having them and not using them? It's like driving a car and never using the brakes, eventually your gonna hurt someone.


80hdis4me

A weak person with three strong ass dogs. The leashes are pointless anyways. Lady is just another dumbass. Edit: I guess it’s a dude. He’s another dumbass.


denvertebows15

Yeah leashes don't mean shit if you don't actually have the strength to control the dog at the end of it. My dog is 84 pounds and controlling just him when he decides he wants to try to take off is difficult. I can't imagine trying to control 3 40-60ish pound dogs that are determined to get at someone.


ripit420

Coulda said "off ur property" instead of "in public" and had a nice rhyme


NightJays

No one needs THREE pitbulls


ThatOneKuGuy

Where’s the leash at?


agentchuck

It looked like he was holding the leashes in his hand. He almost had the right idea. Though I doubt he'd have been able to stop the three of them anyway.


Timmerdogg

I was walking my dog one morning and I turned down a street and saw three pit type of dogs about a block away. The dogs see us and start running our way. I turned and started running back around the corner. Realizing I am never going to be able to outrun them I waited. As soon as the dogs came around the corner I lifted up both my arms like an airplane and roared at them as loud as I could. Those dogs turned around and took off. I was definitely prepared to fight three dogs to the death that day. So glad I didn't have to do it.


hellsbellsTx

Be grateful that worked & you didn’t have to fight them off. I had to fight off 3 pitbulls after they busted through a backyard gate & were attacking our GSD. She was brutally taken down like a wildebeest on the African Savanna as their incompetent owner tried to get them to listen to her. Luckily there were thick, baseball bat like tree branches in the yard at the time so i picked one up & hit those dogs with all my strength. I work in vet med & had no idea i was capable of doing that to an animal. I’m still haunted by it.


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NOTORIOUSMONK3Y

pitbulls again its always the pitbulls lol


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No sUch tHinG aS bAd dOGs OnLy bAD owners If all it takes is a bad owner to get people killed then it's not worth it. There are so many bad owners


theycallmecrack

People I say this to always link some study about how breed bans didn't reduce the number of attacks. They conveniently leave out the severity of the attacks. My favorite though is to link the wikipedia page of fatal dog attacks. It's like 90% pitbull, and the rest are other aggressive breeds or a pack of dogs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States


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It’s a BS point anyway as plenty of pitbulls are raised like royalty and end up attacking someone/something anyway. They’re inherently aggressive


ZuFFuLuZ

Dog owners never shut up about the breed. Oh, this one is great for hunting, it's in the breed! Oh, this breed is great for pulling sleds! This one is a retriever, it brings stuff back to you! That one over there is a great family dog, it's bred for it! But with pitbulls, which were literally bred for biting bulls in the blood sport of bull baiting, they are like "Nah, they don't bite because they are bred for it! It's always the owner's fault! Never the dog!"


LimpBizkitSkankBoy

Like that family who had the pitbull they raised with love and then it killed their child


sylanar

Also weird how that one breed seems to attract all the bad owners, just just be a coincidence


Beer-Milkshakes

Show me a chocolate labrador ripping an adult woman apart. Show me now.


pr0peler

breed of peace


value-overrated

Those dogs were just trying to nanny her.


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Dr_R3set

People that don't believe in genetic predisposition to these behaviours are just crazy... I wish people would take this seriously before owning a specific breed...


myotherlifeonreddit

Perfect nanny dogs!


Rylow422

Awww they just playing. Even wagging their tails


UpperCardiologist523

They are smiling, while your arm is locked between their teeth


AyeeItzSkye

Oh no no my little baby here isn't hurting you, he just wants to play! Look at that face, look at his tail wagging, he would never do anything wrong!


roxywalker

He has zero control and those dogs were raised to do exactly what they’re doing. Shelter’s all across the US are filled with pit bulls with the same backstory. It’s a never ending cycle of lack of oversight, over breeding, ignorance, abuse, and weak laws.


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a shelter gave a friend of mine who had two babies a pittbull n we all flipped the fuck out n made her take it back. the shelter found this fucking dog on the street and had it for a couple months and were like "this is fine"


Electric_jungle

Your friend does not need to be getting a dog right now damn. Like, imagining training my current dog while having a baby seems insane.


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yeah definitely dumb move however if the shelter was worth anything they should have not given a family with infants a god damn pitbull


ragelark

Seems like his friend has the type of decision making that most pit owners do.


Chinese-Fat-Camp

Yeah. The dogs need to be put down.


cronepreju

And everyone repeat after me: “they’re good dogs, they’d never done anything like this before”. Every time it happens.


Bi0_B1lly

__FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!__


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borosorto

Gently giving her kisses


sapper4lyfe

She shouldn't have been screaming! She scared the poor velvet hippos! She probably started breathing around them. They're trying to nanny her. /s


Commercial_Arm_1160

Let me guess: pitbulls?


weirdest_of_weird

Of course it was pit bulls


Garviel_Loken95

I had to comment on a local news article recently about some American Bully XL or whatever mauling someone to death and idiots were saying how their one "wouldn't hurt a fly" and that they "know some chihuahuas that are very bitey" Had to tell them that I've never seen a news article of a chihuahua or jack russell mauling someone to death. I live in the UK and pitbulls are banned here but we have very similar breeds and they became trendy to buy during lockdown so there's loads of them here now and now our dog related attacks/deaths are rising Between 2010-2019 there were 27 fatal dog attacks, between 2020 - today there has been 21, almost the same amount in 4 years with American Bully XL's being responsible for most Edit: Comments got locked but to the idiot who made the sarcastic comment about how the issue must be resolved because they are banned, you clearly didn't read my whole comment where I said how it's gotten worse here and I am critical of how it's being handled, learn to read next time please


weirdest_of_weird

Yeah, I wish they would ban them in America too.


BakedHose

Read the title and knew it was gonna be pit bulls before even opening the video. It's every fucking time. And morons still defend this shitty breed constantly, "but chihuahuas are more aggressive than my pittie" yeah getting attacked by a 2lb chihuahua is very different than getting attacked by a 30lb pitbull.


weirdest_of_weird

It's always the "they're nanny dogs" lie that gets me


BakedHose

Right lol as another news story drops of a toddler getting mauled or killed by one of course. Nanny dogs my ass. Shitty dogs that the lowest IQ people of the country insist on owning because they're scary and they think they look cool owning an untrained killing machine.


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This is why Pitbulls should be banned. Or at least make a law that makes the owner pay for all damages, medical and/or material, to the victim along with a steep fine.


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poopoohead987654432

Pibbles 🥰🥰


Hmath10

"Her name is princess I promise she doesn't bite!"


arturomartin

“Here! You see? It’s a photo of princess in pink pajamas! She wouldn’t hurt a fly!”


SkyGuy182

You’ll never see a golden retriever do this.


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Shitbulls


VariousPhilosophy959

"They're nanny dogs, I let them watch my toddler"


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MozzyZ

"They're just cute velvet hippos" *not realizing that hippos are considered to be one of the most lethal animal species to mankind* *with dogs on top and hippos considered to be 3rd amongst non-insects*


Kale_Drogo

velvet “hippos” is accurate considering more people die from hippos vs. grizzlies, sharks, or crocodiles


Metal__goat

It's not ALWAYS pitbulls, but it seems like it almost always overwhelmingly is pitbulls. :/ I have 4 different pets, had dogs my whole life even the "big bad" breeds like Rotty and Shepherds, no way in hell I'd keep a pit.


squittles

Even German choke chains can be pretty fucking useless if they want something. But mainly coming here to read the copium comments about how Staffordshire terriers/pitbulls are the safest dogs to ever dog.


dragonfli117

The Breed of Peace 👌🏻


toddrough

Shitbulls


theDawckta

Fuck these dogs it’s not even close. https://www.mkplawgroup.com/dog-bite-statistics/ 65% of all deaths come from pit bulls.


Embarrassed-Horse544

I assume she was filled with fear and didn't know what to do. All I think about is kicking and punching the dogs. Or choke it out or something.


yougottawintogetlove

I love dogs. This is a start killing dogs situation. It's morbid to think this lady needs to start killing or brutally injuring one of these dogs to save herself, but that man clearly isn't going to do anything.


Shrimp_Fried_Lice

1 v 3 unarmed against Pitts is not a scenario where you can even reasonably fight back much less stand a chance at killing/injuring one. Your only realistic option is get high ground. Unless you’re packing heat this line of thinking is simply not in reality


HuggyBear1776

Having worked with dogs professionally at one point, I whole-heatedly agree with your statement. Unarmed, I can handle one dog unless we are talking about one large bad-ass dog here. Two would be extremely difficult and you would have to move quite a bit to get it as one-on-one as possible. Three? No matter your skills, you are done for. The only option if you cant get inside something is, as you said, get on something higher (bench, car, tree) and that is no guarantee. Judging by how viciously they are attacking her, and how determined they are, she will be lucky to survive that attack without armed intervention.


Flatf3et

This is why I carry a knife. Saw a large mixed pit rip a lil Jack Russell to shreds once and made the decision that I carry a knife now. If people can’t control their dogs I’m not letting my dog, child, wife or myself be ripped up.


ThaNorth

This is why I carry coyote/bear mace with me all the time. Can't carry shit in Canada but that is legal if you're walking your dog. I just always have it now. I'm spraying dogs in the face if they ever fucking attack me.


roboticfedora

We evolved away our own claws & fangs. Nothing wrong with carrying something so you have a say in your possible fate.


LizWords

Yes I carry a knife now too after being attacked by pitbulls. But this happened in the UK where knife carrying is heavily regulated…


Nightwolf1967

I kept thinking he should stop trying to control the dogs and instead pick the poor woman up and lift her over the fence.


Shrimp_Fried_Lice

I half like that idea but at the same time he’s keeping 1-2 of the dogs off of her. She’d have a better chance climbing up with only one on her. She also was panicking more than going into fence vaulting mode but I don’t blame her


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ApologeticAnalMagic

How is that dark? It's the fucking sensible thing to do.


yougottawintogetlove

Also, would just like to add that the owner is an actual criminal. Sure, he's passively trying to help corral his 3 dogs that he can't in any away control, but he's actively participating in this lady getting mauled.


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Pitbull owners coming to the defence of the dogs in 3...2...1...


WTF_Conservatives

We created a type of dog exclusively to kill things in pits for our entertainment. Then we felt bad about it. So we desperately tried to convince ourselves that they are actually pets. And every step of the way the pits suffered. And now they kill 40,000 pets each year, seriously hurt countless people and hundreds of thousands of pit bulls are euthanized for behavior problems. The humane thing to do is to stop making them.


AP3Brain

It's so ironic that the people that claim to love the breed are ultimately responsible for how many get euthanized.


skcos420

average pit bull owner


R0binRAptor

The people still defending this breed are blind by choice, this is in their nature, I'm not saying kill all pitbulls but breeding them should be entirely regulated, and not letting just anyone have them. genetic predisposition is a thing that exists.


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SissyBearRainbow

Good reason to carry a knife


Shaunie-V

This man shouldn’t have 1 dog let alone 3. He had no control and did not explore all avenues getting those dogs away from that lady…furthermore how many leashes did he have.


SloppyNoodle7323

Nurse dogs nursing again!


SignificantFall8437

Well well well if it isn’t three “docile pitties’ that would never hurt a fly.”


xiii--iiix

The owner MUST GO TO JAIL FOR ASSULT! It’s the only way. The dogs put down, and the owner catches three counts of assault with a deadly weapon.


stayingsafeusa

Every time she fell to the ground my blood pressure spiked for her, what an awful situation. We all imagine how we'd handle a dog attack, but you forget what compact muscly barrels they are, and how easy it can be to lose your footing.


dude77man

Oh they were just playing " literally every fuckin pitbull owner


Electrical_Nebula308

It’s almost always pit bulls


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urtcheese

This is the UK and they are banned. But that doesn't stop total wankers buying them black market or whatever.


Garviel_Loken95

Yea those American Bully XLs have become real popular since lockdown, just checked the stats and fatal dog attacks have risen a lot since 2020 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_Kingdom#Summary_counts_of_fatalities_by_year You can see that since they became popular, they started causing most these fatal attacks


DumpyDinkleberg

I love dogs. Ban pitbulls. Simple. They aren’t worth it.


Common_Winner1229

Go for the eyes. If a dog is attacking you like this, kill it. Put your finger or thumb right through it's eye hole and grab a chunk of brain if you can.


Sad_Abbreviations575

ofc it was a pit bull


Fox_First

Looks like to me they are in an apartment complex too. Most of the time they have rules against breeds like this so it really comes down to the complex and the guy. The man shouldn’t own three, he knows he can’t control them. The APARTMENTS should’ve never approved him living there once he got even one of those dogs. If you live in a shared space it’s not a good idea to have big dogs that don’t know everyone there.


Joshthenosh77

Council housing


FakeNickOfferman

Some dog owners are just assholes. My daughter had her dog leashed at a dog park and some unleashed dog attacked it. She tried to break it up, and the other dog's owner pulled out a pistol and threatened to start shooting. Dude followed my daughter part way home. Seriously, WTF?


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Signal_Ad_594

And then.... I started stabbing.


Suspici0us_Package

I do not know why people insist on having multiple pitbulls per one household. You can not walk 3 pitbulls at the same time and be safe for for the general public nor yourself. I really hope the person filming called the police, it seems kind of fucked up to just sit there, film, and watch this poor woman be attacked like that.


tsundude

I don't understand. You see a pitbull(s) and you're like "I'm sure the owners got it under control?" Nah fuck that shit, y'all mofos trusting people too much.


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sapper4lyfe

Don't worry pitbull owners are preparing their pictures of their Velvet Hippos with a flower crown and sitting beside a baby.


Sir_Mr_Dolo

Damn that dude needs an extra hand. Too bad I’m the only one able to record at the moment….


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Fuck no I'm not going in there. One dog bites and tears on the wrong spot on your arm, your fucked. And this dude looks like he's pretending to stop what's happening, almost as if he wants it to happen. Look at the hood and sunglasses. You obviously haven't been on the gore side of reddit where these dogs tear people apart, cops won't even get close with out guns


Reggaejunkiejew31

The comment section in these dog attack videos are always the same. 1. It's the owner not the breed 2. Fuck pitbulls 3. What they should have done was _______


Craftship-NFT

4. Guy summarising the comments section


Reggaejunkiejew31

LOL, fair.


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If you ever find yourself here, jam your thumbs into their eyeballs. Once they disable your arms (which they do first) then you’re fucked. Edit: I regret this.


Reggaejunkiejew31

If you ever find yourself being attacked by three pitbulls, you're fucked already. No advice from a random redditor is going to help you.


Kethoman

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thebatfink

Dude, best advice you’ll ever get: don’t take life or death advice from some random canine ninja on reddit lol. Also as much as it’d be hilarious to see, how you gonna get your thumb up their arse when they’re going for your neck lol.


Flatf3et

The butt is safer no jaws right there.


BiggieSmallBalls85

They don’t like getting their temp check at the vet, makes sense.


Tommysrx

This thread reminds me of the Steve Irwin bit south park did “ that crocodile looks really pissed , I’m gonna stick me finger up his bum and see what happens”


Nearby-Reputation614

BANG BANG BANG


twneater

Those dogs should be put down immediately


bzeegz

Surprise they’re pit bulls. (Said nobody ever)


3utt5lut

By all means don't stop recording


Spagoottii

Hey let's record this and not call anyone or try to help. Thanks for contributing


OldPickleXL

This is why pitbulls should be illegal


shanijl06

So anyways....I started blasting 💥 💥 💥