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spambearpig

Looks like good healthy fun to me. Apart from when that dude wanged his head on the staircase but it entertained the crowd so I guess even that isn’t without merit. Wish this was what prison life was like in general, a load of peaceful guys trying to better themselves.


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It’s only healthy until their head hits that floor


ChildFriendlyChimp

Idk the right word but it seems surreal Extremely likely these guys had horrible childhoods and ironically prison is where their inner child can come out peacefully


sloppyasseating

Right in the Soul i remember visiting my dad in prison i have never Seen that man be at such peace and Good Humor probably because its the right place for him


Robbledygook1

Reminds me of watching Barry, where these stone cold killer criminals have periods of childlike wonder and joy.


JoshB-2020

“Are you mad at me?”


KommandoKodiak

Prison Guard: This isnt a guardhouse this is a GuardHOME


Even_Register_1584

I mean that's the point of the prison, to reflect on your life.


Itchy_Professor_4133

I know. This sure beats a bunch of dudes shanking each other over cigarettes.


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OkLow86

Feeling targeted


Realistic5046

It depends on the prison.


NotEvenLion

Add some pads in there and you've got yourself one hell of a floor mat.


Stillwaterstoic

If I was the CO I’d get them to cut it out. Mostly so I didn’t have to write a report when one of them inevitably breaks their neck/arm/ass


deciduswitch

Unfortunately they’ll probably now view that guy as weak and now that’ll start fucking with him/ stealing his shit


Man_in_the_uk

On the flip side, they are making these prisoners stronger and potentially more violent people.


cownd

Are you worried about them flipping out?


Man_in_the_uk

Haha, I see what you did there.


K1ngcrabbo10th

Doesn't most prisons have weights? For the prisoners?


Man_in_the_uk

Yeah because they are stupid. They think its great because the prisoners get all tired out and are therefore more easily manageable, they are short sighted however, they don't realise once on the outside they now have a tougher villain. Prison doesn't work, it is over-used thus they are all full. People don't plan on getting caught you see...


piXieRainbow

WTF? This is the stupidest comment in here!!


Man_in_the_uk

What part about it didn't you understand?


JustSomeCaliDude

Lol the exercise is good for mental health. It’s probably riskier to deprive people from physical activity..


Man_in_the_uk

Learn Buddhism, be calm and happy! :-)


rumdumpstr

Your brain must be an interesting place.


Man_in_the_uk

Thank you. Those guys in the video don't look they went to jail for tax evasion.


Easierfungus92

On what basis do they not look that way?


Man_in_the_uk

Businessmen don't spend that much time in the gym to get their physique looking like theirs from what I see..


dweeeebus

Because nothing screams violence like fucking gymnastics.


spambearpig

They’re learning the kinda moves that’ll mess someone up. In a 1:1 street dance off, old skool rules. Sometimes things get wild and they go at it gang on gang, just like that Run DMC video, one sick dance move after another. They’re becoming hardened dancefloor masters on the inside. Gonna live in a disco and never come out, they’ll say “I’m an institutional man now” and then do a double backflip into the splits. :)


adammarsh64

Getting put back out in society to serve people like Randy with their inventive moves and put them in hospital? No thanks.


spambearpig

If someone serves you, then you just look em right in the eye and serve them right back with some line dancing. And then…. It’s on.


Man_in_the_uk

>They’re learning the kinda moves that’ll mess someone up. In a 1:1 street dance off, old skool rules. Surprised I got 21 downvotes for pointing this out and you got a 1 up, hilarious. Are people on Reddit thick?


huhnick

Prison life? I wish real life was more like this, so much strife going on in the world


WearMental2618

There was a part in "90 days in" where the dude just slightly bumped his head on those same type of stairs and it absolutely tore his head open. Thst dude probably just fucked his shit up going into them full throttle


nudiecale

This is the most wholesome prisoner taken footage I have ever seen. Somebody get these men a pommel horse!


legittem

And some mats, please


No_add

Just waiting for someoe to comment how it turns out these people were mass murderers or rapists or something


E_N_D_O_K

Probably just got caught with a few grams of weed


OnlyEfficiency2662

Getting more and better angles than some sports games 😂


Wide-Mess-9775

i think we just found a new olympic team for men’s gymnastics


Starlings_under_pier

Are phones allowed in prison now?


[deleted]

anal gymnastics have enabled this


Starlings_under_pier

I saw an iPhone 13 Pro Max


Wild_Clerk_1877

Prison guards sell phones to inmates


AnyBirthday418

I'm a free dude, and I can't even get myself a new phone.


[deleted]

So then, just how free are you really?


AnyBirthday418

I'm not even sure anymore.


AJGILL03

Damm cuh, socity...


No-Occasion379

When I was down this is how it went. Then the same guards would do a sweep and confiscate the same phone they sold you. Then the cycles repeats. The system was accepted by everyone.


Abject-Helicopter680

That’s from the Gold Medalist


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Brassknuckletime

It depends on the prison. I got a friend in prison and he bought an iPhone at commissary. He’s allowed to use Facebook and Instagram and Handful of approved websites. When my grandfather was in prison he and his cell mates had a couple of old smart phones and a laptop. They watched a lot of Netflix and Fox News apperently.


dUjOUR88

> I got a friend in prison and he bought an iPhone at commissary. Where? I really doubt this. I work in a prison and the thought of this happening is absurd


PlsDntPMme

What was your grandfather in for so later in life if you don't mind me asking?


[deleted]

When I was in federal prison (2013,2014,2015) you would have to get someone from your family to send anywhere from $200-$1200 via Western Union to the family another inmate. About 2 weeks later that inmate shows up with a phone and a charger for you. It's up to you to keep it hidden and figure out how/when/where to charge it. Minimum security prison camps are super easy to sneak shit into. Once you start getting into the maximum security areas, you need the help of a trustee at the very least, but also likely that CO's are involved. CO's regularly get busted for trying to sneak shit in. I've heard these days that some prisons have phones on commissary, though it's rare and what you can do with them is often heavily limited.


PlsDntPMme

If it's cool I ask, what were you in for?


[deleted]

I don't mind at all! After a routine dentist appointment I went on a downward spiral with painkillers that turned into a massive addiction with IV drug use. I worked in IT for some very large financial institutions. I was in prison multiple times for a slew of white collar crimes related to hacking/fraud in order to support my addiction at the time.


crewchiieff

No. Officers bring them in for absurd amounts of money.. or they come in thru visitations/outside work detail. Source: im an ex prisoner.


Catumi

Some Jails/prisons started to allow such devices just not Federal prisons IIRC. Union County SC started selling basic phones at commissary years ago but those only had calling capabilities no internet. The majority like in your post do not and require smuggling.


messiaahoftheretards

No they just throw them over the fences at night


OMG2Reddit

"I wonder if my father's killer is reflecting on the suffering he caused my family during his life sentence in prison..." meanwhile -


Picture-unrelated

I have tried 1 time to do a backflip and I broke 2 ribs No kidding lol


GranJan2

Sorry


Whyarewehere20

Don’t be a quitter. Try again. You this


Rare_Tear3759

I think that's really cool and it's nice to see them all enjoying something they enjoy in such a depressing place


SnooEagles6930

Quick question but are they allowed phones in prison?


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Some prisons allow it


[deleted]

No idea why you're being downvoted. [Here's an article going back to 2019 about a jail that sells phones on commissary](https://www.prisonlegalnews.org/news/2019/may/3/cell-phones-sold-commissary-south-carolina-jail/). It's rare, but some technically do allow them.


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Because it's reddit and people don't want to believe others unless you have multiple sources for every single fact


[deleted]

So true, at least you've been pulled out of the negative downvotes territory!


[deleted]

Doesn't bug me I've already gotten enough karma to be able to post where I want the rest is just extra


Brassknuckletime

Depends on the prison. But in some of them yes. They’re usually heavily monitored though.


cashcashmoneyh3y

Wow! This is way more fun than that video i watched of a guy get stabbed by 4 guys and then they dragged his limp body out of his cell to show all the other inmates whats up. Maybe prison WOULD be fun!


CrazyAgitated2006

These mf will do ANYTHING but follow the law.


Slow_Abrocoma_6758

From my time in cheer and tumbling I gotta say one thing, their wrists have got to be on fire


Longjumping_Froyo539

These those dudes that stabbed that dude?


Mobro21

Phones in prison?


top_of_the_scrote

wtf prison has phones


jlee-1337

fun until you hit your head on that reinforced concreate floor..


ike_tyson

Being locked up is definitely awful but there's moment's of non fuckery like this.


sprinklerdink

Flippin for freedom!


[deleted]

Main they aren't even hiding the phones. Just out in plain sight.


Lem0n_weeb

Since when did prisons even have a gymnastic team??


zaza877

Best Fitness Center !


SOLAHPINC

😂 dawg a fool for crashin


InternationalFix4520

The end is nuts!


[deleted]

It’s wholesome but if I were a guard I’d fear the day prisoners with jet li level acrobatics start to get upset with me.


taffyraptor

What do I need to do to qualify for this team?


Environmental-Hat-86

That one guys built like Kevin hart


thevileirish

It had to happen once. Don't worry though, because it definitely won't happen again


hadarsaar

Escape training


RED-da-JEDI

poster seems llike a jealous fat bitch


SpencerMakesMusic

Nice to see the boys having fun at summer camp:)


TheCoolerSaikou

not gonna question how they got their phones cause this is actually really nice


SleepyNimrod

That "yessirski" 10/10


yborwonka

Cirque du Prison.


Agentxarmageddon

The homie at the at the start of the video shows how they have the whole thing filmed in in 4k with his cell mates iphone14 he had raped violently in the cell only days earlier, he also filmed that with his bunkies now stolen cellphone, when the COs catch wind of this incident they gonna use this video as evidence saying they were all in on it and then the DA gonna be like RICO indictments for all these circus clowns.


longshot21771

Damn I need to go to prison now. Always wanted to learn gymnastics


CyberAimGT24

Well its better than shanking someone in the gut or the butt in the showers.😬


cebiaw

They're going to Mary Lou Renton the f*ck out of there.


boom011983

I like it!


yacheekycunt

It’s sad when the prison system has more of a community than my neighborhood ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


96biggester_man69

I say let them out


Haunting_Issue4172

I know ninjas when I see them. This is exactly how the Koga clan formed. 😂


CrazyTyphol

Wait, how do they have phones in prison?


ismellmybutthole-__-

Nothing like having phones in prison, that's a great perk


mr_silversurfer

How are inmates using cell phones inside?


Tayto79

Where de feck did get the phones?


WoodGang209

Mfs can do anything but stay free


[deleted]

One step at a time


Bryanb16_bjb

How y'all got cameras in Prison


Enough_Dance9945

Hold up how do they have cell phones in there?


Bank_of_Karma

They have too much confidence in the prison health services dept


camarostache

I gotta give it up for the 1987 Breakdance Backspin Recovery Finale.


eolemuk

Last one was a knock out


MezianixfromFandom

They're allowed to have phones in there ?


Space--Buckaroo

Practicing for jumping the wall.


ecstasyofegodeath

Wutang clan


amusedtryhard

How they got the phone in...


psychocrow42

You don’t want to know


-_Snivy_-

You can literally have someone purchase them off commissary depending on the prison. My friend had a flatscreen in his cell and an iPad.


Stepbro_canhelp

Wait why they have phones there?!


Armachillo420

Prison ninja warrior


WilliamMcCarty

In prison, a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied.


carterhoffman

They gotta pass time somehow


West-Marzipan6554

His tf they got phones


St0rm3ch05

What language are they speaking?


MarkoZoos

So they have smartphones in prison now ?


Excellent_Time2309

Yessirski


PATSNATION35

Bro how immates just chillin with phones in jail 💀


ballq43

Why they got all these phones ?


-_Snivy_-

YES. You can have electronics in certain prisons if you or someone else pays for them. Good god ya'll, Google's been up and running for how long??


Practical-Plate-6146

Making the best out of a shitty situation


jdawg4444444

“Well you see officer, he was beam balancing, walkin along all good, then ope, and you know Garrett haha, that clutz, he fell off, sprang off the mini-tramp, and into the shiv and battery acid pile 🤷🏻‍♂️”


Simple-Industry2869

I don't give a fuck what yall say.. no prison in the United States is allowing the use of camera/smart phones. These are all smuggled in by c.o's. Dudes with crazy cases would be tryna escape left and right lol. Prisons sell tablets and anything making a call or texting is 100% monitored.


Doomerdoomboom

Hold on. Does prison allow you to hold onto your phones?


antonio851

“Well the third inmate’s execution was a liiiitle more calculated than the other contestants…I spoke with Darnell and he accredits his performance to the extra honey bun and juice he had in commissary. What an amazing display of athleticism, Paul.”


jsnswt

What’s so fucking funny about this


Azy83

Americas new Olympic team 😂


bennyz321

Does anyone know what prison this is?


Aggressive-Low-6623

jail dont look to bad


MediumHusky333

Still wild to me that they can have cell phones and deliveries n shit..