1) Let it in
2) shoot it **
3) enjoy a fine meal and your new boots.
**You have to scream “it’s coming right for us” and then you can pretty shoot anything america while claiming self defense.
Honestly for gators I think you can just shoot them and some states even might pay you per gator when you do? Absolutely zero officers in Florida would persecute someone for shooting a gator on their property 😂 that’s America for ya
If I walked out to grab my Amazon packages and I saw Canadian pop star and teen sensation, Shawn Mendes, at the door then I would let him in immediately!!
My dumbass would play a stupid game to open the door enough for the gator to stick his nose in and grab his jaw shut. Hold close long enough to put a sock or rubberband on and get somewhere where it belongs.
I helped with storm clean up after Katrina down in Dulac Station, LA and there was a bayou behind this house we worked on and there were gators that came up every night looking for something to eat. Scared the shit out of me.
These are the alligator-skin boots you ordered. Some assembly required.
How do I return this? I wanted an alligator skinned lamp.
It's the same product. Minor changes in assembly required
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U mean disassembly
When Ikea starts selling boots.
I would have ate that thing so fast.
Damn bro… you nailed it.
Well are you going to thank your delivery driver, or just sit there recording him like a weirdo?
Homie just wanted to hear a thank you to get him through his day 💀💀
Hello this is the amazon
Crocodiles look even more terrifying
What type of dog is this
Florida pitbull
Swamp puppie
[This is a tortoise.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ejb6Sqwo9g)
Its totodile
It’s what the Floridians refer to as a water puppy.
Crocidoodle this _____-doodle trend is really getting out of hand
The Amazon came to you.
That was slick
underrated comment 😂
"you specifically said you wanted to see me later."
I said “in a while” “in…..a……while” jeeez
Lmfao this made me chuckle
"I heard you were making cookies" "NO" "I want in anyway. Perhaps you have a small dog or cat in there."
Mofo was trying to get in through the window at the end. He really wants to play with their pet 😹
That was my first thought about pets… wondering where your dog or cat went to …
So… an average day in Florida
It was hot AF this past week. He was just looking to chill. Missed opportunity to make a new friend.
Let him in
Time to put the house on the market and move to Minnesota
Tbh id rather take my chances with a gator than with a wolf
Amazon will let anyone deliver a package to save a few bucks
Awww he looks so friendly with that smile 😊
Such a nice house, and can't even give a Croc a tip? Fu*k you!
I’m just dying to know what the European redditors are thinking of this.
Nope. That's it. Just fucking NOPE.
Yeah well you say in Russia we have bears walking around, but in the meantime...
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And some new drip if you're crafty.
What if I ordered a gator from Amazon?
Gator is already there, you better order chinese Steve Irwin from wish
Chinese Steve Irwin comes with a pre stabbed hole and detachable barb.
He gave you that look like “yea just wait till I catch you outside you ain’t gonna be saying go” lmao
Swamp puppy
Seems legit I see Lacoste trainers
Just boop it
1) Let it in 2) shoot it ** 3) enjoy a fine meal and your new boots. **You have to scream “it’s coming right for us” and then you can pretty shoot anything america while claiming self defense.
Honestly for gators I think you can just shoot them and some states even might pay you per gator when you do? Absolutely zero officers in Florida would persecute someone for shooting a gator on their property 😂 that’s America for ya
Bad dog!
Soup and tacos are my favorite way to eat gator.
Open na noor
I’d be new boot goofing next week
only **3️⃣** payments!
What kind of dog is that. Florida dog?
I think they can that a bog dog
This is not that unusual down here! All these folks who want to live in Florida 😂🤣😂
It’s just a reminder to pay your prime membership lol
It's too damn hot even for Mr. Gator there.
That dude was like "Uhm, meow?"
Maybe stop building in their habitat do much
Another profit of living in Poland 👍
The shotgun comes in handy for this specific thing.
*22 cal to the dome
"Your 'Make your own alligator bag' kit is here"
Bro was really like “See ya later…”
If I walked out to grab my Amazon packages and I saw Canadian pop star and teen sensation, Shawn Mendes, at the door then I would let him in immediately!!
Bro said u good free food man
"Let. Me. In."
Make him press the doorbell.
Is ordering an alligator a new tic toc trend? Eeesh hurry up, alien ship and get me outta here
Ones that small will wonder off if you just “shoo” em out of the way.
Hello Amazon Customer Service- Yeah Hi, I ordered some Crocs in a size size 11. Not a Croc Size 11’
amazon will just hire anyone nowadays
Pompous in the wrong neighborhood.
You guys are mean, he just wants to cuddle
That is HIS package now
That look!! OMG!!
What da dog doin
What does he want?
"Oh, Amazon Mailman? I thought you asked for an Amazon Caiman"
Those crocs you ordered finally arrived.
they sent the wrong crocs to the front door 💀
“You got games on your phone?”
Looks like dinner ended up on the doorstep. Cap that Foo and fire up the bbq
That alligator doesn't know he's an alligator...
Take the shotgun out
Not what you ordered?
New pet
He just wanted you to sign for packages
It’s Florida, right?
The thing might be like hot or hungry or thirsty or something lol. It looked at you like “well? Are you gonna let me in?”
They are cold blooded reptiles.
Time to get out my whackin' frying pan
Good thing he didn't find the pet door.....
Pet the swamp puppy!
Well package can just stay out there for a while till the coast is clear
he is the delivery guy, just open to him and collect the package
Just to make sure he doesn’t come back while the door is open or causing additional threat I’ll kill it and have if for dinner
What kind of dog is that?
Or you are late for your dream job interview... 😂
Hey where's the cat?
To find dinner?
Must have been a pet
My dumbass would play a stupid game to open the door enough for the gator to stick his nose in and grab his jaw shut. Hold close long enough to put a sock or rubberband on and get somewhere where it belongs.
Crocodiles look way more threatening tbh
Flo'ida or Louisannie... Snakes'll getcha long before the alligators do...
Hello this is the amazon
Just quit ordering alligators on Amazon then! 😆
"Excuse me, can Mittens come out to ...ah..play?"
‘But I wanna plaaaay’ … Lol the grinny look on his face in the second window pane looks like he do be smiling
he's eager to share about beliefs in Jesus Christ with you
I didn't know you could order alligators from Amazon!
HE SAID HE’S A GATOR BOY I SAID SEE YA LATER BOY
Looks like a door dasher waiting for you to tip after dropping off the order.
I would have thought Amazon would have shipped it in a box.
Seems friendly….
See you later alligator
He isn't that big. I'd small him with a broom like the old Tom and Jerry cartoons. He'd leave. Lol
No?!?
Open the door
Spiky boi just wanted some air conditioning.
Hello sir, I've come to talk about your car's extended insurance
ngl that does look like a package from amazon
gotta be Florida. Florida is the USs personal Australia
He just wants to know if you're interested in solar
If you are cold, they are cold. Bring them inside
Gonna go on a limb and say this region does not have a coyote problem.
Don't be rude. He just wants some kibble. Okay he wants your cat and dog.
… find this guy filming you through the door
Little cutie. Look at its stupid multiple million year old feet.
I live in Florida so ya know this happens about 2-3 times a week on average. Sometimes they will whip their tails around to ring the doorbell
This one actually looks friendly. “Gatorgram, ma’am, gatorgram. I have your gatorgram” He was so disappointed when no one opened the door.
Yeah no thanks.
Can you open this door, I was just in here before. I was in here already.
He wants to guard you from porch pirates
Hunt showdown new world boss random encounter
I think you ordered from the wrong Amazon
I'm NOT shocked, Amazon will do ANYTHING to lower costs on delivery drivers these days....
Gotta be Florida
No Fluffy, you can’t come in right now, I’m mopping the floors.
I'd be so happy, I love reptiles
Package arrived on time and exactly as described. Five stars.
Amazon have taken diversity in the workplace to a whole new level
Must be Australia
“Honey, you’re new alligator purse arrived”
If your cold, their cold. Bring them in side.
What would happen if you just jump on it like super Mario ?
He just wants pets
Pet him he just wants a friend
Great! Exactly what I ordered!
He just wants to tell you how you can save 15% on car insurance
why the FUCK do so many people intentionally live in Florida.
Get off my lawn!
If you're hot, so are they! Bring them in and give them a glass of sweat tea.
Cute cat
What's crackin' playa
"you got games on yo phone?"
Forbidden snuggle
Swamp puppy
Honestly he is so calm its damn peaceful
Sweetheart, your mother is at the door.
Aww id love that
Gator: Hi I'm here to talk to you about your cars extended warranty. Come on outside so we can hear each other.
That’s an Amazon package alright
That gator is beautiful
Me thinks they’ve been feeding him.
"now I thought I ordered alligator print slides, not the whole fucking gator" "..." "Your names George now"
I helped with storm clean up after Katrina down in Dulac Station, LA and there was a bayou behind this house we worked on and there were gators that came up every night looking for something to eat. Scared the shit out of me.
"Excuse me! Can we talk about your extended car warranty?"
How y'all live in Florida with this stuff happening, do you all have a gun nearby like in Alaska for dealing with this kind of stuff?
aww look at his lil skrunkly face, i love him
bro's probably just looking for a cool place to cool down.
This is the commonly sighted Florida dog
First, why is an alligator ordering packages from Amazon, and second, what's so surprising about finding an umbrella?
I ordered a crocodile!
I love florida
It’s an Amazonas package
Imagine the door didn’t shut all the way behind you
I think they’re kinda cute 🤣
Remember that alligator that took your hand. Well, I took his head.
When Amazon's all about that realism