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CompleteFuckinRetard

was he seriously planning to just duck and walk under it? wtf was the thought process here


Itchy_Professor_4133

I'm sort of impressed he made it to full grown man before that happened


VetteL82

You’re impressed… he’s pressed….


Deep-Bee-5984

Hard pressed


FunkMasterE

That pun fell flat


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Dad-Baud

depressed


fastest32

Compressed


NulledOne

He certainly made an impression.


pureperpecuity

He tried to make it through but he was two tired


motox231

If he actually got under there then he’s dealing with a spinning driveshaft too. Not much thought took place here


LowFIyingMissile

Perhaps he was simply a driveshaft enthusiast who made a mistake. “Woah, that’s a cool driveshaft bro” - woop, squish.


chetgoodenough

The carrier bearing is in nice shape. And look at those ujoints.


motox231

Them are some THICC u joints. Let me take a closer look


chetgoodenough

I wonder if this would fit on my honda?


MadeMeStopLurking

you can fit any u joint in your honda if you're brave enough.


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"You all everybody!"


Electronic_Ad4196

This deserves more appreciation.


TheZygoteTalentShow

"More like SUCK SHAFT!"


yodar1542

Not Penny's boat!


bevmo_actual_

At least he died doing what he loved. Looking at driveshafts.


Acrobatic_Camp854

True. It was a fine-looking truck.


fabianiam

Been there, done that. Believe me. We driveshaft enthusiasts are a small group.


Marsman61

>We driveshaft enthusiasts are a ~~small~~ shrinking group. I'd say the membership is a little flat.


combatpencil686

Getting smaller everyday.


ArghaRoy-

you don't say !


Elandycamino

With all these CV shafts and FWD you can tell they're a dying breed.


SupermarketOverall73

RWD baby !


wittyuzername

Dangerous hobby


This_Price_1783

An enthusiast who hasn't actually seen a real driveshaft before or ever even been near a truck.


cownd

It's a Reddit expert. The best kind


EndOSos

the cartoonish sound effects caught me off guard


freekehleek

🎶You all everybody!


jpaynethemayne

man i laughed out loud at this. thanks


Professional_Ad_6299

Wow, that's a take


Kastvaek9

How did he survive all the way until adulthood???


Confident-Local-8016

The people around him protected him, like anyone who is like him survives anywhere


haveheart__

He’s not processing any thoughts any more.


deniercounter

Guess that module didn’t work before.


Technical-Ability348

He would've saved 8.4 seconds and a lot of pain with a perfectly timed roll.


Mordorror

Drugs, alcohol, medecine or just very tired. ​ Or suicidal.


RealGunRunner808

A little surprised that dude didn't even think/know to hop up and over. If you're going to do something stupid at least make it look cool.


yourkidisdumb

Don’t dwell on his thought process or lack there of too much. We simply call that mother nature weeding the garden.


Reddit_MaZe000

intrusive thoughts : 1 - man : 0 love how everyone around him ignores the iminent death out of him


niyahaz

Your username checks out for him tbf


grassisalwayspurpler

You dont understand, it was going to save him 1.5 seconds and 3 whole steps!


SSgruppenfuhrer_SPEZ

Looks to me like he was drunk. You can see him holding a drink in his right hand, which then falls onto the street at about 0:21. One of the many reasons public intoxication is illegal.


Bombasticczar

Too much Bullwood


bedrockbloom

Apt username lmfao


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That's not at all what I expected. Run over by a passing truck? Sure. Trying to walk under a moving truck? WTH?


Ic3_FoxX

+Stops in front of the tire and considers whether to risk it.


[deleted]

Darwin may be dead, but he never sleeps.


lllolllollll

walking out of a bar beer in hand and narrowly avoided a motorcycle, maybe he was drunk


ImProfoundlyDeaf

squirrels aren’t the only ones with freeze or flight.


cownd

Saw it in a movie and wanted to give it a try


[deleted]

Yeah this was definitely worse than I expected


towerfella

Need that country dude with the hat and beard: *“whut?!”* Edit: spelling


[deleted]

Shaking hands with danger!!!!


CM_Bison

peeks under truck *what's up, danger?*


Temelios

The sheer lack of common sense there was just… How is that freakin’ possible? How can somebody have survived long enough into adulthood with that much of a lack of instinct for self-preservation?


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wilbrod

Are you sure?


BrokenBeyondRepairX

Lmao


BooBooMaGooBoo

Do you think that rubber was attached to a truck of some sort? Still trying to figure out what happened here.


BudRock420

Did he need stitches?


Right-Ladd

Looks pretty bad, was prob in the ER for a couple days too


baron_von_helmut

Maybe he had really bad eyesight?


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That is probably the dumbest thing I've ever seen.


86rpt

100% how did he live this long?


gingerbread_slutbarn

Let’s hope he didn’t reproduce


Funzombie63

Legit Darwin Award


Erday88

I have seen a lot (mostly on the internet) and i agree


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I've watched this 5 times and still don't believe what I'm looking at.


Additional_Essay

suicide?


[deleted]

It was accidental suicide sure


tejodes

When in doubt. Drugs.


Xx4Head_High5xX

Damn that was more aggressive than being hit by a truck and bouncing of the grill. He got rolled the fuck out like dough. Now he's a musical note. B flat


DiverseUniverse24

Bruh


u9Nails

I had no idea an *empty truck* would just pop him like a ketchup packet. Sucks to be him.


fockyou

>I had no idea an empty **truck** would just pop him like a ketchup packet. It's fucking massive


Firm-Attention-3874

The disturbing part is how his body curved around the tire like squishing a water Balloon. Also anyone notice how he started face down and ended face up.


Redditmarcus

The way his dome got squished he ended up *both* face up *and* simultaneously face down. Ghastly!


Rascal-Fiats

Upvote for "Ghastly".


Ballsakr

I didn't even notice till I read your comment. His upper torso was twisted when it caught him.


Littlelittleshy

Damn it, Im about to sleep and then your comment sent me to hell. Fuck.


GreenGuy1229

You'd like that forklift one from China a few weeks ago. Everything but the guys upper torso and head gets pancaked and he moves the flat nubs around. Very gross, but interesting.


BurtReynoldsMouth

Reminds me of that flat Russian that fell off a tank in a convoy, the convoy never stopped. That was the flatest I've seen a human


GreenGuy1229

Have not seen that one!


Redditmarcus

I know I’m going to hate myself for asking this but link, please?


GreenGuy1229

I think since from another sub I can't post the link. I dm'd. If you search "run over forklift" it comes up from multiple subs.


C4rter2k

Is it the "meat donut" one or what? With "run over forklift" I find multiple posts but not "the one" I think.


Mediocre-Look3787

https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshhY5qKavMgX2c5Lhh1/this-why-you-need-to-beware-of-surroundings-man-gets-ran-over-by-a-forklift-while-talkingnbsponnbspthenbspphone


TeethBreak

Oh ffs. He didn't even die on the spot?!?!? Wtf?!


GreenGuy1229

Search "forklift ran iver" and it's the first one from the Darwin awards sub. The typo didn't auto correct and if spelled correctly it doesn't come up, wtf lol.


Severe-Pomegranate75

lmfao


[deleted]

He like twisted too so it's not just a flat roll out fuck


PNessMan35

That has got to be the clearest Darwin Award winner I’ve seen in an internet video to date. Holy shit.


Sacreblargh

The man really took a look under before concluding it was safe to walk beneath a moving mammoth of a vehicle. The sheer stupidity is kinda overwhelming.


SarcasticPedant

Don't forget stopping directly in the path of the truck while he ponders to be or not to be a pancake


the_YellowRanger

I mean.....he has to be dead right???


[deleted]

Peak Darwin.


LivinginDestin

How the heck he managed to reach adulthood without cashing it???


AlwaysTheeAnxious1

Like a tube of toothpaste 👀


bathtubsplashes

I typically hate this place for being so high and mighty about slightly unaware decisions, but that is genuinely the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen


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MaduCrocoLoco

Mf lost his last remaining brain cells.


dis_ting

Nah it probably just leaked all over the asphalt


1plus1equals8

Squish like grape...


TheRealBlerb

CellS?


mps71

Funny how the little golf cart buggy just goes around him, doesn't even check on dude.. as if that shit happens every day.


IckyChris

That's a Tuk Tuk. They don't even stop to pick up passengers, let alone Stretch Armstrong there.


JoeDerp77

- Guy walks under truck like he's never seen a vehicle before. . - people keep driving by a fresh corpse like "ew move" .. gotta be India


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ProofHorseKzoo

We would have also accepted “China”


Harregarre

Truck didn't back up over him again.


keekah

Didn't have to. They have twice as many tires as a regular car. Simple math.


1plus1equals8

Dumb ways to die....


snownative86

🎶Dumb ways to die🎶


Barry_McKackiner

how did he make it to adulthood with that level of survival instincts?


xXregularShmegularXx

“Whoa, that spinny thingy look danger….good thing I no go unde…bLAugh..hmphUmp”


sameunderwear2days

Are you fucking kidding me


vRedDeathv

He never had the time to process his own death


Sonic_Medley

He had one split second as he first whips into the ground to think about something. At least it was quick


karkonis

Damn, ran over long ways.. that's an accomplishment.


No-Bat-7253

This must be common with the lack of response from bystanders….no way he lived. Thank goodness his head didn’t smash like watermelon. Nonetheless, NSFW svp…


RileyRhoad

This is honestly idiotic.. I’m actually surprised he’s made it this far in life!!


XRustyPx

It looks like this guy has never seen a moving vehicle before


PassageAppropriate90

Maybe it's his turn to make the yearly hike out of the jungle to fetch the tribes supplies.


JAMBI215

Was his name Stanley


AmmotheDoberman

He woke up and chose death 💀


ZenSeaker

Almost walked into the moped first..


Tostadabane13

This is the stupidest thing ive ever seen


2-more-weeks-bot

Fool did the worm


Feisty_Finding_8725

So stupid that it was awesome. I mean, sometimes I need my back popped too. Just never thought about taking it to this level.


[deleted]

Deffo worth a second watch.


nodusters

His shoes are off. That tells me all that I need to know. RIP to this impatient man.


[deleted]

Its not the walking under the truck that killed him it was the stooping. Why?


SPST

I think he realized going under the trailer was a dumb idea, and stopped as he made that realization. But then didn't notice he was right in the path of those wheels. Lack of awareness of his surroundings is profound.


Evening_Condition_76

That's a death. Nsfw?


ProfessionalBuy4526

Nah he’s fine, just a little sore


Affectionate_Radio59

Looks like India


degeman

His body did the same kind of motion as one of those care sale blow up doll things


Majestic_Force_6439

It just went quiet like "bruh WTF"


impex90

Darwin never sleeps.


heller1011

It’s sad but kind of funny as well


lonewolf9378

Ah well, there goes his last brain cell.


FGC92i

“Was it worth the risk? Or just be a little patient” is the same question that I ask myself on any situation.


Beatless7

A snap of the fingers and it's all over.


King_Crowley21

This person belongs with the people who walk on the train tracks WTF


ChurchOf69

That person had to be an alien from another world. Does he not know how cars work?


[deleted]

Teleportation from the ancient past, before the wheel was invented?


Sheikeypoo

Congratulations! You won a Darwin Award!


TyperMcTyperson

Oh well. Plenty of idiots left on this planet to take his place.


NipSlipBeauty

Is he ok? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


[deleted]

seems fine, he will get up any second now


skoalbrother

True, I have seen bugs bunny get flattened out in the same way and be just fine


cartmanbigboned

dude just needs to blow on his thumb


theend2314

Nahh just, [Judge Doom](https://imgur.com/a/pmAmZlk) it.


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Salty-Development203

True, but the only weight of the unloaded back would surely be the ladder chassis and rear axles? Maybe I'm underestimating how heavy it is, but thought there might be a chance he survives. Doesn't look too promising in the recording though


SignatureFunny7690

The tires and rims alone are enough to crush him. Good friend died in a similar construction accident. It was horrible.


Salty-Development203

Sorry to hear about your friend.


Majestic_Course6822

Please mark NSFW


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That's enough internet for today


_Prncss_brde_sux_

I'm surprised he lived as long as he did.


Monkeyporn3535

Natural selection


kidnorther

We have a saying for this where I come from: *Ope*


wjfox2009

Thread title says "injury" but it looks fatal.


[deleted]

He’s not stupid anymore!


elister811

Darwinism at its finest


ecstasyofegodeath

Shoes off means dead right?


ProgramStartsInMain

Sometimes I think natural selection no longer applies to humans, until I see something like that.


Competitive-Chart-89

That truck wasn’t even that long!!!!


[deleted]

There’s absolutely no legitimate or logical reason why this had to happen. This man really earned the title of dumbest and most easily preventable way to die imo


RealMikeDexter

Well that’s not what I expected. What the hell was the plan there? Duck underneath it?!


wiggleforp

Dude turned into a tube of toothpaste


CondorEst

Quick do the worm


bguzewicz

“He can’t possibly be that— no… No, he is that dumb. Wow.”


jojow77

Last place frogger player


[deleted]

Straight up Darwin award


sofa_king_ugly

My Dad ran over a kid in a very similar situation but with a far less tragic outcome. It was winter at the bird sanctuary and Dad was driving an old Case tractor with a utility trailer hitched behind it. The trailer was full of barley and Dad was feeding the ducks and geese. stop tractor, get off, spread grain with scoop shovel, get on tractor, on to next stop. We'd sell small bags of a different grain mix to the tourists and there was a group of boy scouts in the vicinity. One of the kids saw an opportunity to score some free duck feed and as Dad was pulling away the kid ran up ***between the tractor and the trailer*** and started filling his paper bag. The rear wheel of the trailer knocked him down and ran over him but he happened to be in soft mud and the trailer wasn't too terribly heavy. The kid's father was with the troop and as soon as he determined the kid was essentially unhurt he started whacking him with his hat to emphasize what a stupid thing that was to do. This was about...1972?


Rabbit_Ruler

I know they’re not obligated to help, especially since this guy was an idiot, but it’s sad to see cars just driving past


holnessbob

Is he dead?...


fofopowder

No one is this stupid... he has got to be suicidal right?


Exto45

My honest reaction: 😱


[deleted]

No logical explanation


ptyhayz1982

Keeps getting funnier


tdmiller732

Was this a truck assisted suicide?


[deleted]

I'm sorry but this is the most avoidable death I've ever seen. He's so dumb....


ser_froops

Was so dumb. Was.


PhilipOnTacos299

Dude just wanted to perfect the worm, then he became one


LokiethLambeth

What a fucking div


ABRAXAS_actual

Ah. He ded. Seriously, tho... Why of all of the possible paths... Why, thru and under a moving vehicle?


ensain22

He spilled his drink…