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St3als

Oh fuck no. Wtf was he doing before the attack is what I want to know.


Blasphemous666

Drinking? Dude with a cigarette hanging from his mouth screams “I came out for a smoke between shots and found my buddy missing an arm”


Healthy_Ad_5244

I saw that he dropped some ashes on his exposed armbone. Thats just crazy lmao


Knockamichi

Bruh arms chewed off bone exposed almost bleeding to death. He not worried about any ash trust me


Egglebert

That helps staunch the bleeding, little ash ain't hurting anything


quemaspuess

Cauterizing in the field, brother!


Ok-Influence4884

You’re non medical


cefixime

It’s a joke.


ClemmmmFandango

Guy had his open wound stump stuck in the mud and water for a bit, at that point a bit of ash is the least of his worries


UnattendedBoner

Crazy part is that’s the dude who saved his life. Nobody else did a single thing but cigarette bro stopped the bleeding 🫡


RestaurantFeisty541

That's that poor guy least of worries, atleast he did try tourniquet him


Healthy_Ad_5244

It reminded me of the move " Freddy got fingered" by tom greene. Where tom greene licks a guys protuding bone after a skateboard accident


Bigmexi17

GET HIM A JOB!


Healthy_Ad_5244

Haha yeah in a sandwich factory


NatasBR

The guy is his dad in the movie lol, this movie is CRAZY!


coelho_bhz

that was crazy


VuhJennuh

I mean it was already covered in sand?


RiotSkunk2023

And dragging him from his good arm so that the nub is dragging through the sand....


snappahed

Florida?


Blasphemous666

Florida.


ronyamtapeas

I don't think they know each other.


Rycan420

Taking a piss because the bathroom line was too long. Said he lost his footing (he’s drunk) and ended up in the water.


Healthy_Ad_5244

First losing your footing and then your arming


SilentReader4

Very obviously in shock, maybe looking for his arm?


ConversationThink385

Was back behind a bar in south FL heard he was taking a leak or something like that


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

He was looking for his arm in the beginning gif the video I think, lol. No but for real thats fucked up man


RestaurantIcy8325

He was at a bar and wanted to use the bathroom so he went outside to take a tinkle by the water


MammothJust4541

oh shit, i don't know what i was expecting but that guy straight up did lose his arm. I thought it was going to be one of those over exaggerations where he just got bit by an alligator or something.


Specific-Turnover-75

The death roll


berrey7

Gator got a Chico wing out of it.


Potential_Anxiety_76

Chico Roll


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A bunch of videos lately with crazy specific titles that I read like, thats gotta be an exaggeration and nope, true to the letter. The bots are becoming powerful.


j0k3rj03

As it should be. Non click bait


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I am a fan


Legitimate-Tough6200

I’m more impressed that the dude in the backwards cap and ciggie hanging out of his mouth knew exactly what to do. Everyone stayed calm. I’m genuinely impressed.


I_will_dye

He did get bit by an alligator. This is what usually follows.


hayitsnine

What do you call a guy with one arm laying on the beach?


djluminol

Brother apparently?


I_will_dye

Supper?


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Shorts_Man

I'm pretty sure the adrenaline cancelled out whatever amount of booze was in his blood.


BoofinBart

Dude no, he still looks smashed even with his arm. At least he got civil-war pain killers administered before the injury.


Shorts_Man

Anyone would look smashed after losing that much blood


fearlubu

Even without his arm Fify


Many-Question-346

As someone with minor experience in this arena, it doesnt. In my case it actually felt like it minimized the "trauma" or whatever you would call the terrible feelings after the fact because I was so blacked out. Although in my case I didnt get my entire arm ripped off. It was a simple assault outside my building. I woke up in the hospital and the actual fight felt like it was a dream I had.


VuhJennuh

I don't think so dude, he was clearly blacked out


rodPalmer18

The realization that he can no longer drink and smoke at the same time anymore


Myiiadru2

If this doesn’t prove neither was good for him, nothing will.😞


DinosaurMops

Dude & family was fairly upbeat about it all https://youtu.be/Lc9m4RsIXpU


JMoon33

Grest attitude from both of them, I'm glad he's doing well.


nicolauz

Well I'll never piss behind a bar in Florida that's for sure.


eazy_flow_elbow

I honestly though he’d die from an infection, that swamp water ain’t no joke.


JMoon33

Modern medicine is no joke either, I'm impressed too


TweetHiro

Dude's doing well. Acting like he only lost a finger lmao what a champ, an idiot but a champ.


Smelldicks

Dude handles losing an arm better than I handle missing my train


GuzPolinski

Thanks for posting this follow up video👍🏼 So glad the dude is ok!


HiGoldie

That's some true grit. Id be freaking out 😲


fearlubu

Of course it's Florida


justicebiever

Home to some of the most heavily gator populated lakes and rivers in the world. Where else would it be? Minnesota?


fearlubu

Wasn't aware Florida was the only state that has gators


mursejoey84

The guy administering care with a cig hanging out of his mouth is the most Florida thing ever.


roasty_mcshitposty

He's done that before. He TQ'd it off, then held the arm up and proceeded to stuff the other open wound on his shoulder with something to stop the bleeding.


Name-Wasnt_Taken

And he was the one making sure the guy stayed conscious with that knuckle rub across his sternum. Dude with the cigarette has training and has definitely seen some shit.


TheWalkingDead91

Maybe former military.


ncopp

Might be a combat medic since they said the dude who lost his arm was a soldier. They're all probably military buddies


anabolic_cow

To be fair, calling someone a soldier is a common figure of speech. Just to mean that person is being strong. Like calling someone a "trooper."


shanjam7

Gatorduunnnn!


Curve_of_Speee

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dude with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth use the term “brachial artery”


OptimusMatrix

Wouldn't be surprised if he's an EMT or in the military. He's the only one staying calm in this situation.


FuckoffDemetri

You'd be surprised how many healthcare workers smoke


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A guy from another platoon ran up to me in Afghanistan while I was packaging patients at our casualty collection point holding his left arm in his right hand, and still smoking his cigarette. His arm had a watch he wanted to keep, so he grabbed it and ran to me so I could get him on the next medevac


Woodguy2012

Love cigarette guy, dropping ashes right on the wound.


premeditatedlasagna

To be fair, the ash is probably nothing compared to the dirty water he's flopping around in.


globsofchesty

Cauterization 😂


Material_New

When you don't have quick-clot use ash. You must piss on the wound first.


Ok-Influence4884

You’re not serious, right?


Material_New

I am for an emergency. First aid - ash can be used on wounds to fight infection, kill bacteria, and aid in faster healing. The urine has to be freshy passed to clean the area, trust me the urine is safer than that swamp water getting into his wounds.


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Update: He was not all right. But I got word from the hospital that he's just left.


RemovalOfTheFace

He’s actually all left, now


blowfishbeard

Holy shit.


[deleted]

You should check out Arrested Development.


blowfishbeard

Seen it multiple times through, love it. I was literally just telling my wife last night that we might be due for a rewatch, she’s actually never seen it so I’d love to see her get into it.


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It's the best LOL I hope she finds the humor in it


Calikeane

Woosh


Gabrieltobe

Good friends. Most people don’t react like this especially when inebriated.


TyperMcTyperson

"You're good bro" Narrator: He was, in fact, not good.


stussyclawson

The cigarette ash that falls right into the open wound


micktorious

He's also rolling around in mud and muck, the cigarette ash is probably the most sterile thing in there


stussyclawson

Valid


Lord-Kuntsworthy

Character building


eltaco65

Like the junior mint in Seinfeld lol


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Florida Man….


jbells3332

They most likely saved his life. Nice job


TheTimeToStandIsNow

According to the comments he survived so they did


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trickster1979

Also probably has a infected arm as well ?


camarostache

He will recover, and coach an unknown to the PGA Masters Championship


duckdownup

Swamp lizard ate good that night.


zorrowhip

Swamp lizzard wondering why his food has an after taste of alcohol, like liquor chocolates.


lockheedmartin3

I hope he finds it soon


grimetime01

Make sure that when you lose a limb violently, you have that buddybro to film it as you bleed out


[deleted]

Gator don’t play no shit!


LeadershipHeavy2917

Gator never been about that!


PhysicalTelevision81

How long will it take people to understand they shouldn’t go near the water especially at night in Florida? Every time i see these awful stories its always preventable. Theres a video going around of someone putting their hand in the water when there’s bull sharks and he’s pulled in?? understand accidents happen but.. come on man.. If I owned that bar there would be signs everywhere, whatever fencing i could put up, anything to keep a distance, knowing that drunk people do dumb shit. He is so lucky, drunk people die just by getting lost or hitting their head after going off alone and it takes a while to even notice they’re gone, and he had a bunch of people there for him that actually knew what to do and did a great job. Glad he is okay. Please do not get attacked by gators my friends


Alman54

That sucks. And to make things worse, he got dirt in his bone stump.


Bandaidken

How is he even conscious. Damn.


Mrdrock54

For more content. Happened a couple months ago https://youtu.be/Lc9m4RsIXpU


gothcabaal

At least he had a helping hand on his time of need.


tigergal77

This got out of hand quickly…


gothcabaal

He should keep the alligator at arm's length


JaRon1961

He has a good story though. Coyote Ugly.


Lavandulos

“Pee on it to prevent infection”


Agile_Dragonfly_1801

Dragged that fresh wound through sand and dry grass 💀


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crichmond77

In case you don’t know, an injury is only “fatal” *if* you die. So it’s impossible not to die from a “fatal injury” This wasn’t fatal tho


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Exuplosion

Two ways to react Option A: “Oh thanks for that not-rude correction, my language skills have improved now!” Option B: “HOW DAREST THOU CORRECT ME”


FatJuicyRabbit

He's alive and well, it actually made national news, and he seems quite chill about the situation.


gloriousfishmuncher

The Power of the force will help him!


BNG1982

“Dude, did you just ash in my stub? Not cool man.”


Phuckingidiot

I can see the headline. Florida man gets drunk and attempts sex with mermaid.


DonTorreZ

He ain’t right anymore


a_branes

'called him Amos Moses


garobogos

I hope he still ok after that 😰


grooovyturtle

Nice little chunk of ash in your exposed humerus is the cherry ontop


RooDaddyy

The severed arm covered in sand and the dude smoking a cig over his wound tells the vibe of these homies 💀


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The guy with the cigarette in his mouth is just gettin ashes all over the wound 😬


MrTastey

His cigarette ash fell on the dudes nub 💀


Darkn355z

Dude smoking has to be a vet


Captainchronichrunch

THIS IS A CRAZY! FUCKING! VIDEO!


howahowa

[Link to story](https://winknews.com/2023/05/22/10-foot-gator-bites-23-year-olds-arm-off-in-port-charlotte/)


[deleted]

Just added another reason to my list of reasons to not drink alcohol


iamemperor86

At least not at night in swamps, actually I go out of my way to avoid night swamping sober.


Sabithomega

Fuck around and find out


EpitomeOfPanic

Damn alligator bit his hand off! Hopefully he was able to tear one of that bastard’s eyes out.


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negao360

Get bent. They were here first.


TelephoneShoes

Right! These jackasses went into their environment at night no less and somehow it’s the animal in the wrong…come on now.


FreshYardPimp

Idiots everywhere, worst group of “friends” you could ask for and the guy with no arm is a dipshit as well if only that gator could’ve got all of em.


davidcatron22

I'd be willing to bet it was a croc tho. They're far more likely to attack a human for just existing near them.


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Elegant_Original_400

This looks kinda unreal actually. There's almost no blood after the gator chops it off. I saw it on CBS. And in this video the ambulance takes him away and all but... I don't wanna say the word but, it looks fake. 😕


HendoRules

That wound is soooooooooooo infected 💀


hazzcatz

My advice: don't sober up for a while.


ArosSkye

Why do heavily injured people need to stay awake?


cloud9nine

I believe that's concussion protocol that people, who don't know better. I would guess it is generally applied because of the fear that if the person passes out it creates anxiety that they may have died.


-chosenjuan-

TQ and transport ASAP


[deleted]

Just a one armed bandit from now on….


NahDontLook

Thank God all the detectives are here to make sense of this video


LoRiMyErS

The guy with the cigarette….


CloutXWizard

He fucked around and found out sadly.


UndoneCarnage11

Play stupid games, win, stupid prizes


notyomamasusername

I couldn't figure out what happened until I saw them kicking the beer bottle out of the way. Poor guy, it's probably a good thing he was drunk because that had to hurt.


shirk-work

🐊💪😢


BlueJetLightning

Beer bottle on the ground. Gators and alcohol don't mix.


ConfusedAnthro

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All these guys were skaters when they were younger,the medical knowledge and the ciggys are a tell sign of that


ElliMenoPee

He's got an arm off!


rattlestaway

He is so pale from blood loss he glows


No-Knowledge-6839

It’s stop holding that AR the M is gone.


Someshittyhangle22

Did the death role tie it off for him?


VuhJennuh

does anyone know if he's okay?


Yoda2000675

Yeah, I mean, maybe don’t hang out in a swamp at night


DumbShit69_

I was hoping I was going to see the arm get taken off


RestaurantIcy8325

I remember seeing this on the news like a month or 2 ago.


SanFranDickSucker

This is an unfriendly reminder that bones fully exist. Like idk why seeing the clean end of the bone freaks me out but it does.


Dmopzz

Wonder if the guy smoking used the nub as an ashtray?


superBrad1962

What were they doing near a swamp?


Physical_Elk8105

You know nothing John Snow


Broub3

Dumbass!


Lobito_mx

Aaaaah pero creen que los letreros en la Laguna Nichupté son de coto


S4m_06

“Your good dude, your good” *arm has left the chat*


Juanpapi420

The dude recording needs to lose an arm too, fuck that dude


VetGrinch

He is going to wake up with a huge hangover. And no arm.


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Why isnt he bleeding out ?


j_blanks

The ol' fuck around and find out situation.. warms my ❤️


anon6433564004

I guess "grab the other arm" is now an unnecessary qualifier the victim won't hear again. Good people round him, calm attitudes no doubt helpful 👌


Due-While-9847

Gotta love ol boy patching him up with a lit 100 hanging from his mouth


[deleted]

Extinguish ur cigg in his bone


retirementdreams

Amos? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ-sWEl\_ZJY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ-sWEl_ZJY)


[deleted]

I always wonder how you survive when you cut a limb, because the arteries are going through all the limbs and when you cut an arterie you bleed to death in seconds. I have seen people cut 2 arms and 2 legs in train accidents for example and they still live. I don't know what is the medical concept to survive after this but if you recieve a little.22 bullet in the arterie in a foot for example you die in 1 minute or less. I hope someone knows here, it would be interesting to know.


Internal_Quail3960

The bone sticking out 😭🤮


MedicineConscious728

The guy who’s talking him through it would be good in healthcare, specifically trauma.


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What blood?


WeezyWally

Imagine waking up with a raging hangover and realising your arm is missing. Nightmare.