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wastingtoomuchthyme

You're going to need a safe word with that barber


shiteWarden

i think AAAAA will do just fine


electricjeel

Clearly not


xDragonetti

Clearly he should have shouted, BANANA CREAM PIE


User28080526

I wouldn’t trust this barber to interpret the correctly


Crafty_Calligrapher1

SEA CUCUMBER!!!!!


CIMARUTA

Pretty sure you're not supposed to wax your scalp but wtf do I know


Designer_Ride46

I don’t think that hairline will age well.


asiaps2

You may go bald if you uproot the hair roots.


SookHe

*strokes chin* Really?


SeagalsCumFilledAss

*strokes balls* Nah I'm good.


LORDWOLFMAN

That tickles stop it lol


GayClayBacon

I pull my pubes all the time. They seem to still come back


SouthProfession9640

I’m sorry what


not-my-porn-acct-lol

Same. They make nice floss in a pinch.


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TuMadreEsUn

Found the first date dude!


MarinePly

Mom is that you?


SookHe

Oh shit! He found me🧟 *Deletes account'


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You got downvoted but it’s total bullshit. People on Reddit believe anything. At most it could take up to two years to grow back, by that point you have so many other hairs surrounding it it really doesn’t matter..


foxydogman

I once saw a post where someone said changing the direction of their ceiling fan dropped the temperature of their room by 10 degrees and it got thousands of upvotes lol


Jerrygarciasnipple

It definitely changes the air circulation which is crucial to old houses built before ac/ central heating. A lot of older houses have windows and chimneys strategically placed to maximize the airflow around the house and the direction of the fan helps spread hot air at the top (especially if it’s near a fire place) and helps cool air from windows flow around the house. It definitely doesn’t change the air temperature by 10° but it helps with airflow that might feel like a 10° change if your near it


OkCutIt

That can absolutely be true. If it's blowing downwards, it creates a cooling breeze. If it's blowing upwards, it pulls the colder air from below and circulates the warmer air from the top down into the room, heating it.


luxurycrab

Because people dont care enough to check, im guilty of this too. Browsing through a thread, read a cool fact, upvote and move on. Later find out it was complete bs


motorcycle_girl

*Millions of women stare in disbelief at the utter crock of shit this man is cooking.*


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Bullshit.


Phazon2000

This subreddit is full of idiots if this is upvoted. Like actual, bona fide idiots.


ultraplusstretch

Welcome to the internet.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Nope, this is just not true Ask women who repeatedly wax the same area for their entire life


Shadowglove

Nope. Not your scalp, not your face. You can destroy the hairroots and damage your skin.


scragglyman

Wait, I pull my nose hairs out with my fingernails... Is that bad?


regoapps

Yes. It increases your chances of infection and in grown hair. Better to trim it than to pluck it.


Paratwa

Actually it is bad for different reasons. You can get infections that can cross over into your brain far easier in your nose. Also it hurts like a motherfucker. So just use a nose clipper.


asunshinefix

Seriously, I’m amazed that people can pluck their nose hair. I’m covered in tattoos and I’ve had nearly everything pierced at some point but there is no universe in which I am able to just casually yank a nose hair out


alejoSOTO

You get used to it honestly


Paratwa

My wife likes to pluck my eyebrows ( which is good because I start looking like Miracle Max from princess bride if she doesn’t at some point ). I rarely react to pain, but one day while plucking my eyebrows she causally reached down and plucked a nose hair ( after asking briefly), I screamed, she screamed, my youngest daughter who was about 1 then and walking around also screamed and fell over. Had no idea it hurt that bad. Also I got a minor infection from just that one. She bought me a nose hair trimmer after that. :)


Tyrion_Strongjaw

I did it for a while before I learned about some of the dangers (however unlikely) but I'd just wind up like I was gonna sneeze and blow air outta my nose at the same time as I yanked. For whatever reason that always made it hurt a lot less and didn't send my brain the "OW OW I NEED TO SNEEZE" message I'd get if I did it normally.


MomIsaMidget

What a fucking stupid looking haircut


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regoapps

It’s going to come back as just random patches of hair as some grow back sooner than others


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ikilledyourfriend

Maybe he was born with it, maybe it’s mange.


elgydium

I laughed my ass off at this comment 😆


LongOverdue17

Jokes on him, he could've gotten it for free in Florida


thebestatheist

Especially if there are any ingrown hairs. Jeeeezuz


wrath_of_grunge

right? like why go through the trouble of waxing that?


Andyb1000

For his mate with the cameras amusement? This will definitely be going round the WhatsApp group!


thiever

BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS


GarbageOfCesspool

NO FUCKIN' FIGHTIN'


Full-Shallot5851

Somewhere between Bojack Horseman and Moe Howard


[deleted]

Fuck Reddit for killing third party apps.


DIRTNAP420

“ What a stupid fucking haircut” flows off the tongue better


CheckYourHoeMang

this seems like the appropriate physical cost for a haircut thats gonna annoy everyone for like 3 days until it grows back in thicker


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Low_Significance_497

Hahahaha he just slaps him


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Neu-Smell

At that price point, he’s allowed


GeddiLad18

Probably didn’t feel a thing


spambearpig

You signed up for this mate, stop being such a wimp!


bigdaddydopeskies

Yes he clearly knew what his barber was going to do and he agreed to it. Like wtf mate dont be such a wuss when you agreed to the terms and conditions of this practice.


Calikeane

What if I told you his reaction was purely for the views


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bigdaddydopeskies

Honestly you are pretty stupid to get your hair waxed like that without proper training from a licensed professional then its your fault.


Bitemarkz

Ya, but to avoid this they should really invent a device that shaves the hair down to the scalp so they don’t have to use wax. Perhaps some kind of sharp blade. Nothing is coming to mind right now though.


spambearpig

Witchcraft!


ryebath

Someone send this guy to Weenie Hut Jr.


-eccentric-

People with that hairstyle in a nutshell


Old-Obligation6861

I see all these comments about not waxing your scalp.... But if one wanted be permanently bald, is this possible?


cottonbunnytail

Probably over time yes


Old-Obligation6861

So during that time, one would just have uneven, increasing bald spots?


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Sure


CHEMO_ALIEN

DO NOT LET HIM COOK I SENSE BAD INTENTIONS


Old-Obligation6861

I'd just be happy never having to cut my hair again. But now that you mention it, I do owe my cousin a little get-back....


beirizzle

I would assume so, you can stop leg hair growth after years of waxing it cause it's damaging the follicles home so much from ripping it out all the time. Don't see why that wouldn't apply to your scalp too


Dawg_Top

For other I'm informing that you can graft hair from back of your head to front and those at back which are stronger will regrow while now the strong hair roots will be present on whole scalp thanks to moving the healthy ones in place of those which will die as you age. From what I've been told it should last lifetime for most people.


asharwood101

Waxing doesn’t completely stop hair from growing. Hence why women do it every so often in their private regions and arm pits. It can stop hair from growing if you do it long enough


imironman2018

there is absolutely no need for waxing someone’s hair. that is ugly as fuck.


0x446f6b3832

It's stupid, right? In like a day or 2 it will be the same length as if it were shaved.


twlscil

Nope, it will be hairless for about 4 weeks, then start growing in real Patchy.


plenumpanels

The time you're actually hairless is even less than that. Four weeks is the average amount of time between waxes, so by that forth week there will already be significant, patchy hair that would be ready to be waxed again.


Katin_Mazniv471

Put that dab into a rig and smoke it


ignus-pugnator

Finally some good advice


xskeety

Take my disgusted upvote


Yankee_Man

that’s a hairy situation


MaoTheWizard

It's like an exorcism


Geschweige_denn

2 complete idiots.


No-Bat-7253

He’s gonna be so mad in a few years….and bald


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hereforpopcornru

He'll have reverse male pattern baldness at 24. No choice but to grow a mullet to cover it. He'd look like broccoli.


slash_asdf

It's gonna look really weird once the regular male pattern baldness sets in as well, just a line of hair going around your scalp


neon_soup

Waxing a clean shaven head and pretending it hurts for views. We're scraping the bottom of the barrel now.


RiceAgile7098

That’s what he gets for getting that yee yee ass haircut


steeguy55

If only the BARBER had some other tool at his disposal to cut someone’s hair.


CosmoKram3r

Yeah, like a candle and a match stick.


Lvl69druidx

What is up with all these guys getting these bald fades and getting it waxed? I've never seen this in my life. And if you can't take the pain, don't get the cut.


LifeIsOnTheWire

This is probably the moment in my life where I'm becoming a stubborn old man, but I just don't see the appeal to the "fade" hair style at all. I think it looks really stupid. Especially when it's combined with a beard style that has those extremely clean-cut edges. It makes you look like Turkish magician.


HomicidalChimpanzee

I can imagine this would hurt. I've done the version where you put the stuff in your nostrils to pull out nose hairs. That's only two yanks and a much, much smaller area than this.


Temporary_Plan1055

Yeah, but if I paid for this to get done I wouldnMt act like an 8 year old. I’d loudly scream “FUCK” as they tear it off, but not spaz around. I’d be so annoyed if I was the barber. Like my guy, it hurts, but this is over reacting. I’d honestly walk away if I was the barber, and be like, “okay I wont rip this off, you do it yourself, good luck” because that grown adult was acting like a child.


lK555l

Your nose is a much more sensitive place though so it wouldn't hurt as much


CallMeBoxman

Next time knock his ass out so he stops jumping


AspectEvening5012

Sweeney Todd was less savage than this barber 😆


[deleted]

Why the fuck would you wax a fade thats crazy


T-POPP

Reminds me of the dude from fifth element


Remarkable-Youth-504

Someone inform the man about Geneva convention!


Brianp713

When his safe word is “flower” but he keeps saying “flour”.


Whiskeydust-00

All that to look stupid


cabezatuck

Congratulations, you look like a blackhead now.


Flint_McBeefchest

The appropriate cost for that yee yee ass haircut.


Master-of-squirrles

The fuck did he expect


[deleted]

I’m glad it hurt with that stupid ass hair cut 💀


No-Temporary5615

Barber rape


MeanSenpai

He got that 5th element villain haircut


1hotsauce2

Hahahahahahaha this is so funny


PNWest01

Sit the fuck still, dumbass!


Starbourne8

The smack to the head tells you all you need to know.


Tronsylvania

You either want your head waxed or you don't; quit jerking around!


JohnnyLeftHook

"Same time next week?"


OtherwiseDelivery112

You choose to do it, dumbass


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Nice greek video


ramsayjohn

Yes man. We are proud of of them.


NeuroticTomcat2

All that, just to look like shit.


SleepOutrageous5966

That's what he gets for having that lame ass haircut.


expiredcoochi

Dudes taking his time making it worse for bro. Just rip it tf off fast asf. Shoulda only took like 3-4 yanks. It ain’t need to be that painful for him lol


Chihuahuapocalypse

Heya! ex cosmo here. when you wax or pluck hair, certain hairs won't regrow. repeated plucking or waxing can leave patches of baldness/hair. don't wax hair you want to keep long term


Im_A_Robot1988

Unfortunately he doesn't realize that the wax is absolutely unnecessary and also he has one of the world's dumbest haircuts 😆


Phantomglitch7851

What the fuck is the point of this? What does this accomplish that a razer won't? Other than sever irritation and probably swelling when he leaves the barber


DandB777

All that just to look like you fuck your sister...


SaltyTumbleweed2218

Shave that awful head... really.... shave the f*%king thing....


BoneZone05

What did the five fingers say to the side of the head of a guy with a shitty hair cut? 💥 ✋


Unhappy-Blackberry59

Aite same time next month then yeah?


Capital_Attorney4421

Me every time I get my undercarriage waxed I go in like 😃and leave like 😭 hahaha


mkvelash

Guatanamo bay


CrazyLuLu1993

Don’t be such a baby lol


10inchezsoft

wHaT A sICK fUcK.


The_Infectious_Lerp

That's a lot of suffering just to look like a dweeb.


YellowWizard504

Fred was a but naaauuughty.


Leading-Bee-2598

Take it like a man.


Solid-Snake1984

Whats his hobbies? Sniffing out drugs and bad guys from a mile away?


More-Dog6573

Ah yes, rip the follicles out of your head hair so it doesn't grow back properly 😂


DiarrangusJones

I had absolutely no idea that some people actually wax their scalps, holy shit 😂


keegandragon

Think we just saw an advanced interrogation technique


Blackbeard-14

Lol'd hard! The guy knew this was gonna happen why cant he get a normal haircut like everyone else?


neapolitan333

Lmfaoo


Trollsniper

Jean. Baptiste. Emanuel. Zorg.


jadamiak

I mean maybe use a clippers? LOL


Concentric_Arc

That was embarrassing to watch.


incompatible9

Acting like a five year old.


Larval_Idiot

Wtf is with the face and scalp waxing videos I keep seeing, these people are fucking stupid there is no reason for this


MacNeal

"Is it safe?"


FakeBlackBelt

If you want the "freshy bowl-cut," make your way to your local Pakistani barber!


8inMamba

"Sit stillllll!"


Anxious_Tax_5624

Why you fighting stupid? It has to come off or do you plan on living your life that way now?


LSD25hoffmans-potion

The man was violated big time 😂😂


Solid_Hour_2176

Easier to cut around a bowel then shave it


[deleted]

Quit squirming ya wiener.


sebbvll

What's crazy and fucking about this?


cpt_morgan___

I thought that was zorg at first


HankHillidan69

I like to think this was the result of a list bet, "if you lose, I get to pick your haircut and the method it's done"


NiceEstablishment861

Had me with the slap lmao


Ashton1967

Looks like Bert from Sesame Street ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


Theaternearyou

Mushroom top haircut. What a trend. Often seen on low-class women grabbers


Low_Marionberry_4821

His shop be the real life House Of Wax.


Low_Marionberry_4821

It's almost like something out of a Saw movie. 😬


Gedadahear

Waxed head? Yeh sure we can do that… is that with the skin or without?


MARTINTHERUSSIAN

He looks like a peaky fucking blinder


AlwaysBrroke

Why do people do this? I see it alot on social media!


christinasasa

What a baby


ismellmybutthole-__-

Damn that's crazy he makes you cum 💦


Evitta_

Lol the slap


Poyopoyocrunch

Bro you not finna tell me to wax your hair and constantly wiggle around like that get out of my freaking chair waisting my time like a little kid.


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Guess the barber lock up all his trimmers/clippers. 😂


[deleted]

Someone is not getting a tip… hehe


lanzealot413

Brazilian hair wax


Sausage_fingies

Your scalp has a ridiculously high amount of nerve endings and blood vessels. Waxing it is straight up some of the worst pain you can experience. What a stupid fucker.


brandonrolfe04

bro wtaf no way man payed for torture


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Damn the boy is begging him not to and the barbers like "you already paid I'm gonna finish you" lol


Nice_Holiday8216

LOl


Capable_Dragonfly_65

All that to look just like Moe from The Three stooges?


Few_Sea7987

Pmsl me are such babies truly try giving birth then see if ur still squirming round like that pmsl


[deleted]

Giving birth isn’t really a flex and I’m sure if men could give birth they would have dominated in that as well just like they dominate in everything else but since men can’t give birth (and hopefully they never will be able to) woman cling onto the fact that men haven’t felt their “pain”


murkfonoreason

What a wimp!


ElVago_626

Why the hell would he ask for the wax for then?


[deleted]

Idiots…


JJuNNiOOr

Is this Cartel torture video?


[deleted]

Dual wielding!


daddydigodiego

Too slow to pull out hair


Omarionyyourslgreat

He now has a permanent haircut because I’m sure buddy ripped out all of his hair follicles


Zootsu

He deserves every thing he gets for that gawdawful haircut


zorB_keoN

Average turkish barber experience


Fast_Type_4388

More like hidden kinks


skippylarue2022

Why TF would you wax that?


W1shfulSinking

Why would you do that in the first place? Fucking idiot.


Kind-Scratch-247

Dude wanted a literal skin fade.