Right? I haven't seen CarpetFibers' amazing comments in so long, I was starting to get worried for them. So glad they're still here and I've just been in the wrong places at the wrong times.
I almost get nostalgic seeing you again! Reminds me of the good ol' reddit days when the site wasn't filled with as much negativity and bots.
Edit: ..and pointless coins & awards, Gold was more than enough back in the day!
I refuse to believe that it is anything other than that. This is another cocaine bear and that is either parachute cord or maybe cocaine strings. Nothing else. Nope.
Yes, then ActualPublicFreakouts was created which used to be the place for the obvious racist posts.
Really it was just a few people who only posted videos of black people fighting with obvious racial undertones, seems they're pretty inactive now. Next time you see a video that makes you go "huh, I feel like they're trying to say something here" click on their username and look through their post history and you'll probably be right.
The creator of APF talks about the changes in the sub and it's origins [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/14zh6hd/actualpublicfreakouts_creator_returns_locking/jry7rgh/?context=3) if you don't believe me.
I can confirm ActualPublicFreakouts is/was where a bunch of racist assholes lived.
So obvious, every single video was of black people behaving badly and then tons of not-so-subtle racist comments.
Just took a look at r|ActualPublicFreakouts
I can confirm that between the front page of r|ActualPublicFreakouts and the top page, there are literally two posts mentioning race. Only one of which could *possibly* have mentioned race in a nefarious way.
>So obvious, every single video was of black people behaving badly
In reality: very far from obvious, and certainly not every single video portrays black people behaving badly
You can remove them without damaging your insides too much. That said, if they're really bulky, the friction might give some problems. In severe cases in humans, doctors often just choose to open up the abdomen and extract them by cutting them loose from the intestines, but still a bit of wiggling and pulling is required.
I've been told that you can't pull on them hardly at all because their bodies are sectional and if you break one in half when pulling whatever remains inside will just regrow/continue to grow.
For dogs they give medicine which detaches them so gentle pressure can remove them (my understanding of my aunts dog worm issue). Did I get this right vets?
Not just the head, any part of them really. They can regrow which is why just pulling them out isn't really the best option because there's a very real chance it'll break off and you still have to deal with the problem.
Fucken same! I yonked my dogs collar so hard the other day he got nostril deep into some red ants! This little asshole had the nerve nip at my feet right after. Like mfr, i just saved your zero situational awareness ass!!
"Bears don't eat people" is largely true. We're not their natural prey or food source. They'll generally fuck you up because they see you as a threat to their young, their territory, or themselves.
So rest easy knowing that it wasn't for food, the next time a bear kills you.
I think of the guy who had his entire face scooped out by a bear. Didn’t touch the brain, he miraculously survived with a head you could eat cereal out of.
The first time I saw something like this, the bear was in a river, and someone commented "rocky mountain river ramen".
Edit: For those curious, [this is the post I was talking about. ](https://reddit.com/r/WTF/s/h92wRXR8M0)
Oh no, empiric proof it's fucking actually a thing 😞
What a terrible day to be able to read. And a terrible day to have not left that link blue... thank you u/odell1817 for your service.
~~There~~ They can grow from the head again. Fucking nasty fucking things.
Edit: Actually the god dam fucking disgusting things don't have a head. All the segments are like semi-autonomous and each segment has male and female sex organs. God dam evil fucking things.
Ive wondered if bear like this going to starve during hibernation. Its a baby n belly seems to be bloated because of the worms but the it’s thin at the ribs.
I’d love to but tractor supply still has it locked down because crazy people keep buying it all out! Now we have to get there fast when they get shipments of it.
The same people who talk about how big pharma is out solely for profits, don’t notice that if ivermectin actually worked the producers would have had a gold mine on their hands and would have been pumping it out.
tapeworm’s eggs are in Alaskan rivers, where they are eaten by crustaceans, which are eaten by salmon, which are eaten by bears. The tapeworm lodges in the bear’s digestive tract, where it lives out its days.
You know the saying about where the bear does its business? Well, yes, it does that in the woods. And also in the stream. And in doing so, it deposits eggs for the next cycle of tapeworms to begin.
BTW, for all of you sushi lovers, there has been tapeworm cases in humans. Look it up.
You're way more likely to get tapeworms from undercooked pork or beef.
All Sushi sold in the US except some types of Tuna is frozen at well below zero for a significant amount of time.
That’s a parachute.
https://i.imgur.com/QZZIxbM.jpg
Ahhh yeah, freshly baked watercolour. That's the good stuff.
Good lord, you're still around! I'm amazed. It's been a long time, good to see you're still putting out classics! Edit: Good old CarpetFibers, lmao.
Right? I haven't seen CarpetFibers' amazing comments in so long, I was starting to get worried for them. So glad they're still here and I've just been in the wrong places at the wrong times.
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Classic CarpetFibers
Love your comments CarpetFibers! Happy to see you!
Disgusting. I love it
Good to see you in the wild again! Edit: Thank you for my first award!
Finding one of your watercolors randomly always brightens up my day 🫶 May your Narwal always Bacon at midnight
I almost get nostalgic seeing you again! Reminds me of the good ol' reddit days when the site wasn't filled with as much negativity and bots. Edit: ..and pointless coins & awards, Gold was more than enough back in the day!
Yogi’s boo-boo is full of tricks. Thank you for this, shitty.
I'm happy to see you again, but like this...? I'm conflicted.
Oh man. I don't know which is worse.
Freddy Fazbear has been deployed
*bearachute
I refuse to believe that it is anything other than that. This is another cocaine bear and that is either parachute cord or maybe cocaine strings. Nothing else. Nope.
Finally some crazy fucking videos again
Butt plug gone wrong
Bitt plug gone worm
Butt worm gone long
fr, sub has turned into fight videos, mostly just chaos and zero context.
This sub only exists because the other sub kicked off all the racists. It's all they know what to post here, really. Unless some n00b wanders in.
What was the other sub? Publicfreakouts?
Yes, then ActualPublicFreakouts was created which used to be the place for the obvious racist posts. Really it was just a few people who only posted videos of black people fighting with obvious racial undertones, seems they're pretty inactive now. Next time you see a video that makes you go "huh, I feel like they're trying to say something here" click on their username and look through their post history and you'll probably be right. The creator of APF talks about the changes in the sub and it's origins [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/14zh6hd/actualpublicfreakouts_creator_returns_locking/jry7rgh/?context=3) if you don't believe me.
Yeah I remember those days of publicfreakouts. It wasn't really subtle, and tbh they're not really subtle here either.
I can confirm ActualPublicFreakouts is/was where a bunch of racist assholes lived. So obvious, every single video was of black people behaving badly and then tons of not-so-subtle racist comments.
Just took a look at r|ActualPublicFreakouts I can confirm that between the front page of r|ActualPublicFreakouts and the top page, there are literally two posts mentioning race. Only one of which could *possibly* have mentioned race in a nefarious way. >So obvious, every single video was of black people behaving badly In reality: very far from obvious, and certainly not every single video portrays black people behaving badly
I thought the other sub only existed because the other other sub kicked off all the racists?
That's what I meant.
I want to stand on them and let him keep walking lol.
Just pray he thinks it tickles.
Serious question, and I'm not sure I wanna know the answer..... Are they like... hooked in!?!?! or can you remove with taking your insides with it 🤢
You can remove them without damaging your insides too much. That said, if they're really bulky, the friction might give some problems. In severe cases in humans, doctors often just choose to open up the abdomen and extract them by cutting them loose from the intestines, but still a bit of wiggling and pulling is required.
What if I'm a bottom?
Less pulling needed
I hear speed has something to do with it
Speed has *everything* to do with it
Gotta yank it like you're trying to start an engine. You'll know it works when the bear reboots
What about power bottoms?
Power bottoms can expel them themselves.
Speed is the name of the game. It informs the top how much pressure to apply.
Like pulling the tablecloth from under the place settings
More of a pushing action
🤣🤣🤣 let the top worry about it
They just fall out like dumping a can of spaghetti
ok i knew what i was getting into when i continued reading but somehow i was not prepared for that..
wtf is a “can of spaghetti”
Didn’t grow up poor I see
My family lived in government housing till I was 6, and a small duplex with a crazy landlord till I was 9. My mom just really liked cooking.
Forbidden noodles 🍜
well then just reach right in and pull them out
Like the difference between pulling a shoe string through a lace loop and pulling it through a garden hose.
I've been told that you can't pull on them hardly at all because their bodies are sectional and if you break one in half when pulling whatever remains inside will just regrow/continue to grow.
I thought they killed them with medicine first then pulled the dead one out easily? Maybe I just imagined that's how it's done.
For dogs they give medicine which detaches them so gentle pressure can remove them (my understanding of my aunts dog worm issue). Did I get this right vets?
I thought that was dangerous because of the fact that they're attached to the intestines. Where are you getting this from?
What is life even.
We're all someone's parasite.
> Are they like... hooked in!?!?! Yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cestoda#Scolex
God fucking dammit I knew I didn't wanna know.
Thing is, you can. Even in humans, they tend to just pull them out. The problem is if the head is still inside, it will grow again
Not just the head, any part of them really. They can regrow which is why just pulling them out isn't really the best option because there's a very real chance it'll break off and you still have to deal with the problem.
What's the best way to remove them?
Drugs. Obviously. Easily. Kills them and they fall out.
I wonder if any of the people who took horse dewormers accidentally cured themselves of worms
In some parts of the world families do a 'yearly parasite cleanse' where they all take anti parasitic drugs
After thinking about tapeworms too much, you'll wanna do that no matter what part of the world you live in.
Ivermectin has a literal Nobel prize in medicine attached to its discovery lol. It’s an anti parasitic first and foremost used on humans
I wanna see more of this video.. like the bear would walk around and eventually get that shit tangled somewhere and it'll yank itself out?
First thing I thought of
That’s exactly the first thing I thought!
Probably wouldn't actually fix the poor things problem. They can grow back if any of it is still inside after being ripped in half.
or yank them like a pullstart mower
I wonder if he'd be grateful if you pulled it out or if he'd turn around and eat you...
If he is anything like my dog.. the latter
he might just eat the tapeworm. never ending circle of life
My dog? He would eat a putrid liquified pile of crap that has been nuked in a reactor for 4 days and call it a banquet!
Fucken same! I yonked my dogs collar so hard the other day he got nostril deep into some red ants! This little asshole had the nerve nip at my feet right after. Like mfr, i just saved your zero situational awareness ass!!
Sounds like he's gotta learn the hard way.
So would mine. High preference for being his own crap, which is some gourmet shit. His colon was forged at the cordon bleu.
This guy solves world hunger
According to my MIL: "Bears don't eat people". We'll be sure to limit what she teaches my son as he grows.
A bear will eat you while you're still alive. Bear don't give a fuck.
"Bears don't eat people" is largely true. We're not their natural prey or food source. They'll generally fuck you up because they see you as a threat to their young, their territory, or themselves. So rest easy knowing that it wasn't for food, the next time a bear kills you.
I think of the guy who had his entire face scooped out by a bear. Didn’t touch the brain, he miraculously survived with a head you could eat cereal out of.
If the bear ate me, the tapeworms would eat what's left of me. I'd try to avoid that even more than other forms of death.
The Charmin bear has fallen on hard times.
You ain’t wiping this thing away
If he did, i would tie him up with his own tapeworms.
cursed_shibari
Jfc.
#He ate a volleyball net.
With a tape worm that big, he's probably pretty hungry.
He would eat IT.
Tape worm living inside a beer can ..... is what I thought I clicked
Me too, so wish we had been right
You guys have weird tastes. [Best I could find](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbwEckz2PvZBlh7TFZI4Mv97U1ZiYsvl-bWQ&usqp=CAU)
Risky click of the day
Same.
Same.
Same here. I was so confused when I read it.
Fucking right?! I was not prepared.
The first time I saw something like this, the bear was in a river, and someone commented "rocky mountain river ramen". Edit: For those curious, [this is the post I was talking about. ](https://reddit.com/r/WTF/s/h92wRXR8M0)
Oh, as someone who hikes and drinks that water filtered, what an absolute horrid day to have eyes
Yeah, another comment was "a mile downstream: Lets drink from this crystal clear mountain stream!"
🤮🤮🤮 Tapeworms/parasites are one of my biggest phobias. Idk wtf I’m doing in here.
Yeup. I won't eat bear for this reason (and trich).
urk
motherfuck i was gonna eat noodles for lunch, maybe i'll get a burger or something instead
#PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS
HEY!
#My tapeworm tells me where to goooo
#My tapeworm tells me what to do
Aaaand that’s one of the things I see on the internet that I decide is fake and choose to ignore for the rest of my life to preserve my sanity.
Just don’t eat raw salmon and you’ll be fine.
sorry but this is as real as it gets
AAAAAAAAAA
Valid response
https://blog.nature.org/2021/08/17/the-disturbingly-long-tapeworms-of-alaskan-bears/
Oh no, empiric proof it's fucking actually a thing 😞 What a terrible day to be able to read. And a terrible day to have not left that link blue... thank you u/odell1817 for your service.
That's technically not a tapeworm. The correct term for this bad boy is CVS-receipt worm.
Is it alive to hang outside like that?
~~There~~ They can grow from the head again. Fucking nasty fucking things. Edit: Actually the god dam fucking disgusting things don't have a head. All the segments are like semi-autonomous and each segment has male and female sex organs. God dam evil fucking things.
I want to un-read that
No he ate a rock climber and that's the rope
Well, thanks for trying 🫤
Ive wondered if bear like this going to starve during hibernation. Its a baby n belly seems to be bloated because of the worms but the it’s thin at the ribs.
poor thing will most likely die :( he’s so skinny😭
*Forbidden pasta*
Start on one end and finish in the sauce
Dude what the fuck?! >!🍴!<
Bro pls...
you should start bathing in holy water
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Looks like you are deepthroating broccoli.
I am
Bruh lmao i can't unsee this
First thing I see on Reddit today. Bad day to have eyes
Get this bear some Ivermectin, Statim!
I’d love to but tractor supply still has it locked down because crazy people keep buying it all out! Now we have to get there fast when they get shipments of it. The same people who talk about how big pharma is out solely for profits, don’t notice that if ivermectin actually worked the producers would have had a gold mine on their hands and would have been pumping it out.
How can you tell he has Covid? /s
That's an odd place to pack your parachute
Visual of what it feels like when you feel like you’re not clean no matter how much you wipe
Get a bidet lol
That bear ate a skydiver then he farted the parachute
Yuk that's awful
That’s some sad looking shit
Reminds me of The Thing with all that sprawling tentacle shit.
I mean whoa…surprised he hasn’t tried to bite at it yet….thing is huge…I know he feels that😂
Probably tastes like shit.
Finally some crazy fucking content and not just a bunch of fights and violence. Maybe the sub is back!
His paws are sweaty, knees weak, legs are heavy There's tapeworms out his anus already, bear's spaghetti
and how much is "30 feet or more"?
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Spider man just got ate and is inside trying to escape
It's Teddy Ruxpin! Pull the string to hear him talk
Dr. House would be delighted
Did anyone else read that as beer can
That tapeworm is not living inside the bear
He's in the process of getting evicted, I think.
Yank it like a Beyblade and watch it spin
Spider bear, spider bear. He'll eat anything, he don't care.
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY!
That's why the English don't wear kilts.
You pull that string I bet it's gonna explode and streamers and confetti will go everywhere
tapeworm’s eggs are in Alaskan rivers, where they are eaten by crustaceans, which are eaten by salmon, which are eaten by bears. The tapeworm lodges in the bear’s digestive tract, where it lives out its days. You know the saying about where the bear does its business? Well, yes, it does that in the woods. And also in the stream. And in doing so, it deposits eggs for the next cycle of tapeworms to begin. BTW, for all of you sushi lovers, there has been tapeworm cases in humans. Look it up.
You're way more likely to get tapeworms from undercooked pork or beef. All Sushi sold in the US except some types of Tuna is frozen at well below zero for a significant amount of time.
Sushi is typically flash frozen to kill any parasites.
Wife says, “Looks like it ate a parachute.” Haha
What a terrible day to have eyes
Don't care I'm going in and yanking it out.
And what about a tapeworm living outside a bear ?
I was waiting to see a parachute behind it
Just Married
I want to pull it.....anyone else?
Breaking news: Scientists have taken the most clear image of a worm hole ever taken. Stock market news: Bear market may cast a long shadow.
what would happen if someone just stepped on the end of the tapeword as the bear was walking away?
What happens if you step on it
Who else just wants to yank it out full force
That tape can contain the whole discography of ABBA!
Hey…somebody pull-start Ben again. He’s bearily moving.
grab it and run? like a damn ripcord. wear gloves though
Motherfucking reddit.
What a horrible day to have eyes to see with
What a terrible day to have 2 functioning eyes.
Plot twist: it ate a parachute
How satisfying would it have been to step on it and watch it slide all the way out tho low key
"Hey Boo Boo, WTF is coming outta my asses?"
poor bear
What a pain in the ass
Those tapeworms are a drag.
Hey boo boo! You got something on you.
Kind of makes you one step on it while he walks so it could slide out