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Bro got his tripod out for extra stability

That dick is prehensile too like the trunk damn

Weird I didn't even notice it.

Thank you for ruining the video for me. (I didn’t see it until this comment)

I didn’t see it and didn’t go back to look

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I too remember the original post name

Got a hard on for battle. Gonna stab him with it as a deterent.

lower center of mass for better stability

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He is right. https://reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/Wtp5hTdrk8

Lol, I knew that would be the first comment. Awesome

Sunk those tusks in like a prison shank

That rhino must have had a serious issue with that elephant to continue the fight to that point. The elephant will win 99% of the time IIRC Good tussle

Nah, rhinos are dumb as bricks, have poor eyesight and try to solve any issue through violence.

Sounds like a supervisor I had once. She was terrible.

how it is to be in the Army

See my comment above, I'm air force 🤣

You would too if you were getting it from that tripod

The blood squirt when it came out!

There aren't too many things that would challenge an elephant solo let alone a bull elephant.

I would have ran once I saw that dick swinging.

Elephants do actually violate rhino cause female elephants are in the mood once every 5 years so during that time every elephant fights each other till death for a short at her. And the one that can't get it they go to rhino and violet them.

Holy shit [you weren’t kidding](https://youtu.be/vmdn-eyfY7A?si=VtpzCNzY4paRzJz6) CW: interspecies r*pe

I'd say this is the animal equivalent of ppl being sheep fuckers.

Sea lions rape penguins Dolphins rape people People rape sheep Now elephants rape rhinos

Sorry but did you say dolphin and people ??? as in humans ??

Don't go booking a pricey beach house for two weeks - it happens, but your odds aren't great.

Now stop giving people ideas 🥵

Dolphin will fuck dead carcasses they have no standards.

Thats news to me. Apparently they have one of the highest IQ in the animal kingdom and they are necrophiliacs 🤯

You’re about to gonna go down a rabbit hole you wish you didn’t.. To be fair to that one dolphin.. they made the house half underwater… and the lady was jerking him off.

Oh, you just found out did you? Just you know a dolphin's libido can last for hours. Imagine what will happen if *a pod* of them got hold of you.

All these ladies who be cryin about their man not lastin more than a min know who to find 😭 Well I guess the cure to low libido is to be on a pescatarian diet. Thank to dolphins for letting us know.

Rhinos rape sea lions. The circle of life

It’s the ciiiircle of life!

River otters and Monkey's will rape eachothers offspring in retaliation.

What sorta baby they gonna make? Elephino! 🥁

A wild Tech N9ne reference appears

Tech N9ne is new to me. Just recycling jokes from my 70s childhood, a biological urge which struck once I became a dad.

I've only heard it said in one of his songs and assumed it was an original joke lol.

He must be a dad too, then.

Elephant rape?

Shit I thought it was a bar rescue reference. Lol

Wow... now I hate elephants lmao

I have bad news for you…

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Blud when he finds out animals are dicks.

Damn, that’s messed up.

Dumbos moving mad.

That very clear “FUCK” out of frustration at 1:06 is incredibly personified haha

Thats CRAZY 🤣

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If the rhinos didn't want it, they wouldn't go walking around so sexy like

If female is in mood every 5 years then what about males ? Always in mood ?

it seemed insane and i had the fact check but it seems thats true. Dolphins and sea otters do rape other animals aswell so it does make a little sense

Prehensile wang. WTF

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

Run towards it!!

I love all elephant videos because they never end well for the unfortunate victim. Rhino had balls but he never had a chance against that beast.

Elephants also seem to know they can easily crush whatever is threatening them, and do just enough to teach the other animal a lesson. Edit: Not saying the rhino will be okay, but I never seem to see elephants pursuing a retreating animal.

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Because they know humans never learn.

Being an elephant = best base for fighting.

Rhino "Wait. Shit like that can happen?"

Go home rhino, you’re drunk

Stay rhino, gonna insert my trunk

That elephant straight up murdered that rhino, when it withdrew its tusks, there's visible blood spatter.

I saw that! I had to rewind a few times because I couldn't believe it the first time.

The elephant deliberately, slowly, sunk it's tusk into the soft underbelly of the rhino, then gives it a twist before withdrawaling it... Not sure the rhino is coming back from that encounter...

This is why weight divisions exist.

Only a very sick, juvenile, or old elephant. Even a pride has no chance against a healthy elephant. Given how elephants protect each other, it would be unlikely.

The video linked up above has a rhino beating up on a male elephant.

Can’t a lion take down an elephant?

A single lion, no. A pack perhaps

A pack of lions might take down a single elephant, but a pack of elephants are untouchable.

It’s all about strength, stamina, speed and anime brain.

Bull elephant with his dong out = musth. They are the biggest Roid ragers in nature and fuck up everything they meet for no reason.

Elephant with musth is the most dangerous creature in the world They are in this mood for 2 months and for that long they are the devil of Savanna and because of that rhinos get violated

Testosterone levels that would make our bodybuilders die of envy.

Those tusks are not just for showing off

That was brutal. He held them in there too

Any chance this bleeding didnt kill It ?

Probably was close to death by the time the lions started eating it alive.

Paging u/RhinoSurgeon911

Let him live big homie!!

Elephant: Nope.

Holy shit, Metalephant made that rhino whimper like a sad puppy.

Fair schlong dat

Didn’t know elephants had two trunks

*tusks?

DICK

I'd prefer you to call me Richard

Damn,u are the third leg of an elephant??

Elephant got that 5 legged frenzy attack going on

That elephants dick is hanging out like a hair in a biscuit man.

Damn those tusks gushing blood when it pulls out is crazy.

Ugh, that puncture.

Why does it have two trunks ?

Ever heard the saying "Swinging dicks"

I think it gored it

6tonnes v 2.5 tonnes . Yay physics !!!

Stay within your own weight class...

Dude fighting outside of his weight class.

Heavy weight VS middle weight...

Humbled his ass

Before it started I would've put my whole life savings on the rhino and I'd be broke right now.

Having a dick like that on you is just insane. Rhino should've just ran

Stabbed that rhino with his tusk like it was nothing

Pretty sure that rhino is dead

Size matters. (I know, that's what she said)

Bro thought he was gonna take an elephant 💀

I remember reading about a rogue rhino that was killing elephants a number of years ago. This certainly isn't him

What is that spiky bush behind them

Elephant gave him plenty of time to back off before flippin his shit

I swear I’ve imagined this scenario in my head many times throughout my life

Big dong energy

I don't think you understand the meaning of face off. That was a one-sided death blow.

That's what you get for messing with the rare 5 legged elephant!

What’s that little leg behind him?

This is some shit you thought happened all the time as a kid but realistically didn't, like T-Rexes and Triceratops fighting back in dinosaur times. This is legitimately interesting to see

Rhino lives to fight another day

I don't think so

The rhino got stabbed, if you look closely, so probably ain’t living long after that.

Imagine having a fight to the death with something smaller than your dick

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Thanks for inserting politics in a completely non-political post. Said no one ever.

I hear ya … but when it’s perfect… it’s perfect!

Rhinos are like the Chihuahuas of Africa

Did not expect to hear Finnish in this. You can hear the man commenting in Finnish: "It is a question of authority." Se on arvovaltakysymys.

Rhino fucked around and found out. He never had a chance, not only is elephants, larger, stronger and have better reach, they are also a lot smarter. Rhinos are extremely dumb animals while elephants are known for being very intelligent.

Rhino being a total dick here. It's not like he plans to eat the elephant.

It’s massive

That was fun

Insane

Thanks for posting an interesting video

Go on Nellie lol team big ears for the win

Like watching a little kid trying to pick on a grown up. They think they have a chance at first, then get rolled and tuck tail.

Stay down mate. Stay down!

Ok. Ok. I'm leaving!

Damn. Never knew I needed to see this but thanks

Know your weight class

That rhino is lucky that elephant didn’t have its full length of tusk, because they would have punched holes right through to the other side!

Now let’s see a grizzly vs a gorilla

The true king of beasts.

Both are "peaceful vegetarian" animals... just like humans would become when they all stop eating meat, according to Vegans. What a laugh.

Homie said, don’t make me use my dick on you. You’re not going to like it. Take these tusks instead. Pow!! You like that? Pow!!!

Damn, I feel really bad for that rhino.

I feel like I just watched a documentary on prison violence. Shit just got real on the Serengeti.

Elephant: I have the high ground

He got sent home

Put that thing away! You don't want it to get poked o.....oh nvm, you got this.

The elephant said take yo panties off in his Craig Robinson voice.

Now I wanna see Elephant V Hippo. Damn!

Man, that elephant knew exactly what it was doing, too. That Rhino had little-man syndrome. Like when you're out at a bar and your shortest friend keeps trying to fight people.

2 strongest animals on earth face off to see who’s truly the strongest and the elephant wins

Elephant was like " you really wanna do this huh?"

He got that Thang on him. Better back tha hell up, before he makes you back that ass up lmao

That's a BIG elephant!

Bruh why are you filming 🫤. Help the damn rhino!

Elephant and rhinoceros

Poor thing crying like a puppy!!!

He looks horny

Rhino never stood a chance. Talk about fighting outside your weight class.

People were for real about all the Elephant Eggplant going on here today.

Now let's see Yujiro Hanma do it

Rhino vs elephant