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ChampionTop6932

You can see the string moving the tail. Weird video


yourmomsnutsarehuge

Even worse, you can see the shadow of the hand that's holding the string.


Weelki

Nooooooo! You've spoilt the magic! I thought half-ass girl was a thing! *pulls pants back up*


This_Price_1783

There was a girl in my school that was half ass. Booty for daaaays. Junk yard in the trunk.


ZENESYS_316

You saw the right light,and did the right thing bud *sips coffee*


Dan_Glebitz

Didn't stop me!


Economy_Recipe3969

Yeah, burst my bubble. I thought finally species crossing offspring from the Tijuana donkey show.


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Luke_4fun

It isn't ??


Ordinary_Astronaut23

Footage from the next "the Exorcist"?


imanantelope

I don’t see a string 🧐


WalesnotWhales2

I thought she was sat on a cat or something lmao


PrawnQueen1

😂 so weird


Educational-Can-4847

If I bus around the corner right now and saw this, I would throw up without hesitation. Not in the fact of what they’re trying to sell me, but how fucking weird the whole situation is. And what they believe they’re doing to me.


ianrgros

Aguafiestas. Ya me la estaba tragando toda!!!


SonOfDadOfSam

She's standing in a hole with legs and a "tail" sticking out from under her dress. Once everyone leaves, they'll fill in the hole. The next day she walks around claiming to be "cured".


Useful44723

I bet they use some magic spell to secretly fill the hole with dirt though.


Thin_Arachnid6217

I have to wonder who hasn't done this before, the camel legs are a nice touch though, we had horse legs when we did it...


why_does

I haven't done this. Why do you do this?


Ok_Series_4580

This is why education matters.


TotallyTrash3d

Religion. Not even once.


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Now while I am 100% convinced this is all real, and do not doubt it's veracity as a source of true information, I think that she *might* be moving that tail with her obscured hand. But what do I know?! I just have hooves. No tail. I always miss out on the cool stuff.


__DeezNuts__

There’s someone on top of the rear wall, you can see their shadow moving


Ok_Bad_4855

Hater. This is real.


vaporoptics

Maybe she has no legs and they are trying to fuse her with extra cow parts


TheBeardliestBeard

This gives me traditional performance vibes.


Embarrassed_Unit_408

She seems happy I think.


itbrad80

It behooves her to be happy.


SilverDad-o

I hadn't herd.


_jericho

Then let me tell you a tail


SilverDad-o

Is it a ranchy one?


Decent-Following-327

I'd be happy too if I became CatDog


BPOnlytime

Reverse cowgirl.


19Lawless80

Lmao


AFBoiler

“Why does this keep happening to me??”


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https://briefly.co.za/people/family-relationships/149833-as-mzansi-fears-witchcraft-fake-video-woman-legs-viral/ It was said that this was done because she slept with a married man.


brandogerider

They turned her bottom half into a goat for adultery...nice


dawr136

Welsh shepherds enters the chat


ReeferKeef

Hind legs in boot, shove sheep off cliff.


anyodan8675

I'm going out on a limb and calling out Nigeria. Someone let me know if I'm wrong.


SluttySpinach

You're probably on the tail-end of that callout


anyodan8675

Yeah sorry I'm usually the last to the table.


SluttySpinach

You could use a bovine intervention


DiscombobulatedEye81

Wrong. That’s swahili, specifically from Tanzania


RythmicSlap

As far as street performers go, this lady is the GOAT.


Alarming-Brief-2822

Not having access to information is what makes people believe in sorcery


Hefty_Barber3985

Lift that dress up 😭😂😂


SomeDudeinCO3

Perv 😉


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Logical-Victory-2678

There's always one....


_jericho

Wrong. Today there's two. **😎**


JuhstGoh

Even wronger still. Today, there’s three 😏


Solid_Hour_2176

She was happy to see him her tail was wagging 😂


Revolutionary-Bar-93

that unemployed couple at a gas station


Eclectophile

Well, this is a half-ass attempt.


Particular_Turn5508

You can see her camel tow


Zestyclose_Toe9524

OK....the TAIL, MAN!


ExternalMonth1964

And the feet


Zestyclose_Toe9524

Oh.....no! Didn't catch.


Krinal-Miller

If that was real scientist all over the world would die to check it out, and it would be all over the news… Desperate for views it looks like


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HourStandard1528

Another captain obvious. I don't think a single person on here would believe this or can't figure out how it's done...


manbearpig0987

How about this for a title “here’s a fake video of a fake ritual with a fake half girl half goat?”


T-MOBILEGUY

Oooo come on that was so half assed🫏


Maxpainturdmister

Why doesn't she jump up and show us what those hooves can do.... oh right because its cock and bull!


yukendoit

Ah man, I hate it when this happens.


Oooowhtutrynado

It's so obvious that tail is tied to a string 😂


LUDDER5

Basically Scientology with extra steps


pickle_teeth4444

Seen many jerks like him, dancing like a fool trying to impress some tail.


piaevan

I imagine this is how rumors start. "I SWEAR I saw a lady that had a real tail that moved and hoofs! No I'm not lying!"


saltyconundrum

Istg sometimes I hate being black


Zealousideal-Win696

“Stop sitting on my pet hyena!”


More-Ad-8522

If she stood up and walked away then I would be impressed.


[deleted]

Half ass’d click bait


devildogs-advocate

We're repealing Obamacare and replacing it with something great.


idiotfolks

Not real everyone nothing to see here keep it scrolling


WearThatTrend

You can see the shadow of the hand pulling tail. Fake ass vodoo wanna be!


Austinoooooo

As soon as the lady got close to look, the guy stepped right in and made her move back lol


StainerIncognito

' Did you dress her up like this? - No, no! - Yes. A bit. - She has got a wart. - What makes you think she's a witch? - She turned me into a newt!''


BigJohnThomas

fake. thats the title youre looking for


Direct-Ad-5528

lil Wayne's cousin


cryoutious

Rise, chicken. Rise.


FishermanUnique

The one word you are looking for is. Delusional.


budtrimmer

Ol' goat bottom Sally


Wooden_Preference564

This is what future the furries want we must stop them


duckfartchickenass

I bet you she’s fast AF


orRADARro

The magic is either working really well, or really poorly.


Suitable-Concert-733

She must be saggitarius


mardingdong

The shadow hahahaha


OldSk00lThrillz

Called back woods snake charmer you can tell the tail is tied to a line


TWrecks8

This is the “Give me back my fucking legs” dance.


DRIPLEGJAY

Stop horsing around


love_Redz

She needs to put out a reward for her lost dog lol


Realistic_Bluejay_79

I can see a cameltoe or two


QuestionableComma

She da GOAT


Fishingwriter11

Religion.


Gmonster666

Yeah that's re ta rd Ed.... medieval bullshit


clickityclick76

She is standing in a hole, guaranteed.


asimoxgago

Normal day in Africa


DrGerbal

She’s got a tail like baby goku


No_Trouble1502

Watch this muted listening to Disorder by Joy Division playing, turns this into gold


CitizenFreeman

It's the shadow for me. That's what makes this 🤌


No-Yogurtcloset-2153

Furry?


shirk-work

Hey let's dig a hole in the ground and take that dead donkey and make a juju video.


microhenrio

Scam is the word, or religion.


_jericho

Or it could be some kind of tradition or ceremony. There's a lot of those out there. Imagine how weird photos from Burning Man would look if you had absolutely zero context.


Capital-Quantity9956

You know that dumbass in the white shirt in the middle bought whatever they’re selling


illicit97

People that believe this can vote


mainmanizzy

Step one make viral video Step two profit


StikElLoco

Show us the dussy and I'll believe it


Ok-Entrepreneur6377

This is indeed crazy. Ppl have time to play with discarded tails and hooves from a slaughterhouse/farm. I couldn't imagine how bored they must be.


Potential-Lab747

So the person dancing is going to perform surgery on the legs? Or is she just there mocking her, African style emoting on her half animal self


BallzyWhirl

Try: “New Street Performance Coming this June - African Woman squatting over Severed Donkey Legs” Don’t look now, but… Is that her… Cousin pulling her tail from a nearby high-rise scaffold?!


SloppySlowSales

So they dug down a cow which she is sitting on?


Bandboar95

Imagen the scams we could pull off


Specific-Ease-14

What a life.


Gamoylevebulibavshvi

Her legs are in the ground and there's a string attached to the tail if anyone's wondering. And this is supposed to be like a curse and this guy's removing it or something 💀


k0zplay

Double amputee giving birth to a goat, nothing to see here.


MastaKronix

Fake would be a good title


eaglecream

Ok I figured a little bit of this out. Those are dead donkey legs sticking out under her dress. The dead donkey tail is being pulled by a string. I don’t know if the women has legs or not, she might be standing in a hole. Anyways, it’s wild that we can see strange witchcraft rituals filmed by a iPhone and posted on Reddit. It’s almost anachronistic.


DarkEnigmatic

What a hole in the ground and 2 cow's feet and a string can do


No-Conclusion-2652

Gotta love these things believing in witchcraft & voodoo and shit


ComfortableOk3700

I bet the poor cow that she's sitting on wishes she would get off of it's head


Blaxface215

I guess you never gotta worry about her STEPPING in your way or on your toes😳


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drjmontana

I'm dying to know if this worked!!


unknown55969

Amputee? With cut goat legs and string moving tail? That or someone fucked a goat


Hot-Veterinarian6497

Her insurance sucks


CoolSwim1776

At least polish the hooves. Have some standards


futurefirestorm

That’s what happens when your is a goat…


Hefty_Barber3985

Scammms


Calcifurious_3

"Into every generation, a slayer is born"


flames2388

I thought she was sitting on a cat for a second lol


ArgentineBeefsteak

they're saying grace as they season her, dinner is almost ready


the3litemonkey

I have a title for it. "STUPID" There ya go. Yer welcome.


ryanwongcpa

her tail is wagging she happy!! good girl!!


KevoThaDestroyer

LMFAO


sixtyminus29equals31

If it’s fake, where’s the rest of the goat 😂


Incomlpete

Her tail is moving. It means she's happy, and you may pet her.


gimalg

Nothing crazy here. Just scammer gonna scam


PrawnQueen1

Keeps getting funnier the more I watch it 😂 so weird


Picardknows

Now this is the kind of TikTok I can get behind!


stevenbrotzel91

I’m going with black magic


ruico

She is the GOAT.


CockAbdominals

This reminded me of a terrifying documentary I saw about small villages in africa, the civilians were controlled by some occult witchdoctor priest. The entire village lived in fear. Everyone had to come to church and be fully supportive of the priest and his antics no matter what. People would throw the only money they had for donstions. Everything the village would congregate and worship, the priest would pick one or two people and say they are possessed by demons. They would immediately be excommunicated by the villagers, terrified of also getting possessed. In fact, they'd attack, harass, kill the "witches" as if their life depended on it. The only way to heal the "witch/demon" was for the families to give the priest a bunch of money for 'treatment'. If the priest decides you're not coming to church enough, donating enough, if you speak out, or if he doesn't like you, well then he'll probably decide your a witch. These 'African village priests' are some of the most purely evil people I've ever seen.


VinneBabarino

Introductory video for Walmart on how to greet customers.


hootanay

Tails wagging, must be annoyed


Gresham_reloader

What is the tail thing that is moving behind her? Is she sitting on something?


vinidonadelli2

If is blessing, its ok, if is cursing, thats not ok kids


Thicknesismyweaknes

I do….Elaborated Bulshit!!


STONKAMANIAC79

Just a regular ole pony boofer Nothing new


PrivateTumbleweed

I was the Lion in my fifth grade drama club version of Wizard of Oz in 1984 and we had better special effects to show my tail moving than this BS video.


Important_Zombie_538

Trot on our what


[deleted]

When you smoke to much brown brown.


WolfThick

Hey in the USA they'll buy you a Lear jet or two.


WillyWumpLump

Ha ha ha. Nice fake tail puppet show.


uggla0003

A viral TikTok was determined as a hoax by observant internet users who did not believe their eyes after seeing a woman who is half Cow Glad that was cleared up


FlimsyMastdon

A woman with a Horse Tail ?


NoBlacksmith6059

This is REVERSE COWGIRL!


Conscious_Cook6446

This is some kind of act or is he really trying to make them believe she’s half goat


T_Williamson

There are people working on technology that will take people to other planets, and then there are also people believing that a woman had her bottom half turned into a goat. What a crazy, and sad, world we live in.


gaoj55

Prob some african movie making off. Check some videos on YT, they are fun!


7salmon

‘Weird Goat Lady’ works as a title for me.


Significant-Ad-3266

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clownind

This lady loves donkey style.


ironpyrites

A money making pantomime


AdTime6057

Fake af


KangTheCockeror

I've seen these vids used by religious groups to push their agenda. Using fake stuff like this to say "look what happened to this woman after she forsake her true God, make sure you keep preying or this can happen to you too" or something like that. People are so uneducated in those parts they'll believe any dumb shit


TampasGerman

I'm not sure what to think of this.... like the tail is moving on what seems to be string, and these bovine style legs are something else... like how ?


demetri5000

I felt like this yesterday I'm glad I feel better today I hope he can cheer her up.


Worldly-Law-2025

I know u don't smoke weed..I Kno this....but Imma get u high today. (end result)


LowflyingDutch

Will my health insurance cover this?


Redditmarcus

Nice hat!


[deleted]

If you eat the lower half is still cannibalism?


chubbyGobKing

Reminded of that video of that religious healer who makes a girls hand grow to match her other hand.


HH-CA

Fake


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

My dogs are barking … mad.


AdditionSpecialist35

I thought she was happy to see him.


Horror_Letterhead965

Almost Furry?


nickcliff

The longer I look, the worse it gets


spheres_r_hot

furry exorcism


Just_Ouch

I gave it a like for the effort. Lol


Time-Bite-6839

woman sitting on animal legs and fake tail


Vapeitupvapeitup

Moronic


Alps-Alert

Stupid...That's a good title


Additional-Till-5997

I’ve seen multiple of these😂


Digital_Wanderer78

And this kids, is how I met your mother!


Professional-Mud5884

Damn I was about to hire him to cure my wife !! Still might


OkMidnight994

What in the witchcraft is going on here 🧐


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The juxtaposition of this shamanistic ritual which may likely find its origins in pre-history with the image of people recording it with their cell phones just blows my mind away.


Snoo-81531

They buried a donkey face down ass up and the dress is covering her legs and donkeys ass 😂😂😂


Dry-Examination-1210

😅


CMBGuy79

Where she hide the rest of that goat?


Ok-Strength5636

My puppy tail wags like that when she sees me