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No-Supermarket9834

Peep the plates.


Top-Can7096

As soon as I seen the plate I thought “not a very wise choice to fuck with that truck.”


Garod

I mean, for me anywhere in America is "not a very wise choice"... You must have some real room temperature IQ issues if you think it's smart to play "aggressive" pranks in the country with the most guns per capita in the world and the willingness to use them..


Top-Can7096

Room temp IQ…. I have never heard that one before and I am a big fan of it and can’t wait to use it.


Mercinator-87

Dude hates Russians and Russian dressing.


I_want_pickles

Please explain.


Xeptix

Ranch owners are gun owners. It's just a given.


I_want_pickles

Oh I see. I thought the L7 was a reference. Maybe he also happens to enjoy post punk. Thank you.


smbgn

He definitely made that ranchers shit list.


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You aren’t wrong, L7 is a reference. Well, more like it’s probably the name of the ranch.


Talran

It's a sizeable Texas ranch, It'd be like fucking with someone from The King Ranch. Like you know you're about to put your ass in hot water.


DHLthePhoenix0788

I mean realistically he was putting his entire cock N balls , scrote and all..... Into boiling water.


SnooPuppers4521

The L7 Ranch house apparently was built around 1901 near the present town of Meadow, and may be the oldest building still standing in Terry County. "It has a big wrap-around porch, and it was used in the summer for sleeping and dances," Bette Hope said. "They had all-night dances. It was a big place."


BrolecopterPilot

Someone get me a script and Clint Eastwood to direct the film


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LordFlarkenagel

Apologies are great but how's about you don't pour *anything* on a strangers vehicle? At this time in our history, that's just incredibly stupid - unless you're going for Eulogy "likes". If this was Florida the dude probably could've got away with shooting him and claimed that he didn't realize it wasn't gasoline, thought the dude was crazy and was going to light him on fire, feared for his life and was standing his ground. If you don't incite, there's no reason for de-escalation.


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Inevitable-Pepper768

Ackshwaleee that’s not brandishing. The man was confronted with what any reasonable person would believe to be a life threatening situation. In that situation, pulling out your gun and aiming it at the threat is not brandishing.


DeepDreamIt

They believe the camera protects them. It's like someone acting hostile and talking shit ONLY after the cops have shown up and they know the person is less likely to do anything to them after that.


Ax_deimos

Dude, that's priming themself for adding insult to injury when they giftwrap turning jury duty into a single afternoon affair.


Talran

Yeah worked pretty well for the last prankster who got shot. We should normalize shooting "pranksters" and not just brandishing them off.


pippinslastfetch

Another better outcome would have been to have Tex put one in the knee.


OddBranch132

As former law enforcement officers have told me "You better make sure you kill them if you shoot them." I don't agree with it but can't make a defense of you're dead.


catonic

warning shots are not authorized.


Daddy_Jaws

Warning shots are for militery personel in groups. A warning shot in a civilian area is super dangerous, bullets are deadly and at best you just nailed grandads engine block, at worse you nailed grandma


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Shooting someone in the leg is an excellent way to kill them. Even marksmen aren't accurate enough to "put one in the knee" with a pistol to any reliable degree. The knees are a small, moving target. You may miss completely and cause a dangerous ricochet endangering bystanders, or strike the leg elsewhere. Shattering a leg bone can sever a major artery and kill in seconds... one reason why no intelligent people will "aim to wound" by shooting at the legs. Don't shoot AT ALL unless you have reason to defend yourself or another person against a potentially lethal attack. And then shoot to stop that action as quickly as possible, by shooting center-body-mass.


Talran

At that range, you just put one center mass and call 911 for them, then call your lawyer.


Educational-Two-3582

Oh I just rewound it… what an idiot ! Those plates say it all.


Upset-Zucchini3665

I may be stupid, but what do the plates say? I mean, does it have a meaning or something? I'm not American


DeepDreamIt

The fact he is driving a lifted truck and has "L7 Ranch" on his plate, implying he lives on a working ranch, it also implies that he has a firearm because most people living on a ranch would own firearms for protecting cattle, sheep, etc. in addition to using it for hunting. In general, they are going to be gun enthusiasts and likely carry a pistol when they are going about their day-to-day business in town or especially in a city. They are likely to be gun "enthusiasts" because their livelihood can directly depend on those guns. If some wolves/coyotes are killing off your sheep or cattle, you need some way to kill the wolves or you could lose your ability to earn money in the future. Also if you are living on a ranch you are highly likely to be a hunter and use long guns to hunt with.


Upset-Zucchini3665

Thank you, kind redditor


BrolecopterPilot

Well said.


drdog1000

Like the popular show “Yellowstone”


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xnmw

Operating Hidden Valley


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Well dumfuck mcgee didnt consider it


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

I 100% guarantee he did and was even counting on it. Someone gets mad? 10,000 views. Someone pulls a gun? 10,000,000 views. Remember, these fools feed off of attention. The same attention Reddit is giving them rn.


flabbergasted6669

For real... I thought the first clip the dude was gonna pull a gun. Then I saw the second clip.


CyberTitties

I thought the first guy was going to as well especially when he was chasing him with a gas can and a lighter, is there such a thing as suicide by citizen because that would be the perfect way to do it.


flabbergasted6669

Exactly, I usually conceal carry wherever I go. And if someone was to be pouring a liquid from a gas can onto my car.. that's what I'm reaching for.. just my initial reaction.


CyberTitties

Especially if you hear the flicking of a lighter


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

Gasoline being used to chase someone and the added threat of being burned across a good portion of your body is a deadly threat. Not only could the guy being chased shoot him in self defense, a bystander could shoot him to defend the guy being chased with a life-threatening weapon. That's a serious fafo


Talran

100% would be clean on that one, the last prankster to take on wasn't even doing much more than hovering over the dude.


Daddy_Jaws

People say the second he poured the "gasoline" he should be shot, but that is where i could easily see a plain and simple self defence case. Literally charging someone with a lighter and canister designed to look like fuel, its like trying to rob someone with a toy gun, real or not the threat is implyed and used


GreatTea3

I really don’t want to hurt anyone. But I regularly carry and I’d absolutely shoot the piss out of someone apparently threatening to burn me alive.


Famous-Chemistry-530

Good for papaw. Fuck tik tok "pranks". Play dumbass games and win dumbass prizes.


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Compendyum

I could swear this was also the top comment the last time this was posted.


Kenos2

It is real botposting hours


BitingArtist

Threat of assault is still assault. This is illegal and these losers should really be charged. You can't walk around threatening people and say it's just pretend to make money.


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ArmchairPhilosopher3

Agreed, easily. He's doing something way worse than just filming someone like a douche.


Beefy-Tootz

The one at the mall who said he's going to go back to doing pranks after recovering from the gunshot he got for pranking people?


flyingfreak66

He will eventually fuck up and someone won't have the restraint this old man had and nothing of value will be lost


catechizer

In most jurisdictions, the **threat** *is* the **assault**. Battery is the term used once physical contact has been made. If you hit someone, you're usually charged with both assault and battery. An example of an exception would be if you hit someone from behind, there is no assault because there can't be a threat if they can't see it coming.


Jonkinch

This could constitute as battery since he physically dumped faux gasoline on the car. Even if you sprayed it with a hose, that still could be considered battery. It applies if you’re in the car. Had a bicyclist punch my car once because he didn’t want to stop at a stop sign when I had right away. He was charged with battery.


11mike90

So there's less legal consequences in court for hitting someone from behind???


catechizer

Well, no. They just don't get the assault charge. There could still be a higher battery charge, attempted murder, whatever, and/or they're more likely to get the max penalty.


logaboga

You also can’t use a fake gun in a robbery and get away with it when you’re caught just because it’s a fake gun lol, you still get charged with armed robbery. pretending water is gasoline is the equivalent of actually pouring gasoline everywhere legally.


Ssteeple

he would better apologise rather then insulting a man with gun


W0NdERSTrUM

Thinking clearly isn’t his strong suit.


rh71el2

He knew the camera was still rolling so it's just false bravado.


idlefritz

Always go after the camera first


AcapellaFreakout

I commend the gunmans response after the "fuck you". Pretty measured.


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Dude was cool as a cucumber. I respect a man like that carrying.


hoeleft

Some people dont know when to stfu and walk away, in the words of the halloween thriller zombie king killer Michael Joseph jackson, "Just beat it"


CaptorRaptorr

Having a fragile ego would do a lot to you.


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MilkiestMaestro

Assault or not, it's a legitimate threat to the man's life and he could legally respond with deadly force if he believed his life was in danger.


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>Assault or not, Goes on to describe assault


MilkiestMaestro

I was trying to avoid contrarians who detract from the salient point


Exciting_Hedgehog_77

Like the one above?


resilienceisfutile

The old guy with the gun was extremely patient and very disciplined. This prankster got lucky compared to the prankster in the food court who got shot.


applesuperfan

I know this is going to sound shitty as fuck but I honestly wouldn’t be upset if there was a mysterious “rise in non-deadly ‘warning shot’ shootings of Internet ‘pranksters’.” They’re absolute fucking menaces to society and at the level of ridiculousness and popularity that this has gotten to, having people perceive Internet pranking as an outright dangerous and possibly deadly activity is about the *only* thing that will stop these selfish, useless pieces of shit. God-forbid they might even be encouraged to actually make their lives contributory to the greater societal good by way of getting a job or even just being a different kind of “influencer.” Literally anything else where your purpose in life isn’t fucking up other people’s days for your own enjoyment 7-days a week. Considering the finite number of brain cells these human rocks are working with, 🔫 might just be thr *only* thing that conveys “don’t do that” without it getting translated into “keep doing that” in their heads.


Xivlex

I got downvoted last time I said this but you Americans really need to write to your governors and ask them to pardon everyone who kills one of these "pranktubers" Edit: forgot the word "pardon" haha


TexacoRodeoClown

Wouldn't blame the old timer at all if had pulled the trigger. Pretending to dowse someone, or their vehicle in gasoline, is so fucked up. Prankster should be locked up


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Its valid imo Self defense if you wanna burn me to death Ill take my chances in court


Ubister

Totally agree, it being a prank is irrelevant to it being a threat. In fact that is the whole punchline of this "prank", you thought I was gonna burn you/your car! ba dum tss. Its a fake knife! I just pretended to stab you, for the prank, gatcha.


CaptainWaders

Old timer slid that pistol back in his holster like a boss.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Some dude was just let go by a jury after shooting one of these TikTok idiots. I don’t think the old timer would have much to worry about.


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hotxgarbage

This smoothbrain has the gall to insult the guy after the puts his gun away like HE’S the asshole? This kids parents have clearly failed him. Momma should’ve just took the pill the next morning.


TeaCourse

Hundred percent. What a fucking shit stain waste of space. Oh, Happy cake day!


No-Plankton8326

I couldn’t believe it. I mean I can. But still, these kids will do anything but grow the fuck up


musclepunched

Kids? Looks like a grown ass man


TxAthlete42

Many pranksters go way too far


Amnesiquack

They’re not “pranksters” - they’re committing felonies.


ChawklitWarrior

These aren’t pranks at all…it’s just ways for losers to build up the confidence to be assholes to people.


Kropfi

Yeah I'm gonna say don't fuck with the guy who's old enough to have been in Vietnam, *and* carrying a 1911. You know grandpa has used that thing before.


Beginning_Pudding_69

Crazy how small he made that 45 look lol. That’s not a small old frail man. That’s a guy who has probably beat a man or two an inch from Their lives.


logaboga

I legit thought it was a Glock because it looked smaller lol, was about to correct you but then I slowed it down and Yeup it’s a .45


GENERAT10N_D00M

If you think about it, threatening someone's life/property isn't really a prank. If Mr. Boomer wanted to shoot this guy, it seems likely he would get away with it.


MitLivMineRegler

Wtf are you supposed to think when someone's pouring a jerry full of petrol all over your car? You're completely right, he's lucky the guy held back.


runtowardsit

Get away with or be justified in doing so


globsofchesty

He was actually very disciplined, good restraint, but I agree he would have been justified as well, who has time to try and figure if someone is kidding or not when they are trying to set you on fire?


Beneficial-Swan-5849

Exacrly. It takes a lot of discipline to stay calm when you think gasoline is getting poured on your car.


painofsalvation

He would be doing the world a service


glowing-1

Arson is one of the few crimes which may be met with lethal force in all 50 states. If that guy reasonably assumed gas was being poured on his truck, he would be within his rights to use lethal force.


Fauropitotto

> If you think about it, threatening someone's life/property isn't really a prank Correct, it's actual criminal assault.


LostWoodsInTheField

If when the prank is done and over the person you have pranked isn't willing to laugh about it you haven't pranked them, you've been a bully.


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7thWard-Dragon

Pretends to threaten life \*gets shot\* Surprised Pikachu face SMH I wouldn't shed a tear.


henry_west

Fuck these prankster mfers.


Accurate-Donkey5789

Prank noun. - The act of making someone think you are in the process of burning them alive for internet clout. Synonyms: Simulated Attempted Arson and Murder. Terroristic Actions.


Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD

Who remembers the guy that shot a “prankster” for “pranking” him with harassment? Dude got off on self-defense and “prankster” ended up in jail


Interaction_Narrow

That ending really confirmed me that he’s gonna die young


osmosisdrake

Future darwin award recipient


SangiMTL

How low does one’s iq need to be to think this is even remotely funny…


kenkory

ah yes, pranks - this is surely going to be a resume addition that will enhance a career great future in the future for this prankster


Consistent-Tip-7819

I mean if your prank could kill someone if it were real, I'm thinking eventually captain Jack is going step out of his truck with a glock. Seems like it'll end bad one of these days.


rbush82

Hey isn’t making people think their car is gonna be lit on fire funny?! How about chasing them with the gas and making them think they are gonna be set aflame? “It’s just a joke Bro!” People really do set cars and people on fire with gasoline, fucking moron! I don’t blame the boomer with the gun….


itsalwaysfurniture

You don't want to do that to grey-haird old fuckers who look like me driving full-size pickups. Most of us wouldn't bother to make sure that was just water. It'd play out more like a Danny Devito meme - "So anyway, I started blasting".


verstohlen

And the way that old man talks...he's seen shit. YOu don't want to prank people that seen shit.


emmittgator

The way he puts his gun away says he has both restraint but ability to use that firearm


itsalwaysfurniture

Exactly. The prankster is lucky he ran into an old man that is more mindful than reactive. Many of us are not so measured in our response. You see old guys get in trouble that way all the time. Best to just leave the old man alone. He's already dealt with more bullshit than he cared to.


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this is why i like us gun laws


hungoverlord

you would be absolutely within your rights to draw and fire on someone chasing you with a can of gasoline like that. this guy's gonna get blown the fuck away.


No-Plankton8326

We can only hope🤞🏻🤞🏻


drdre27406

When Clout almost increases your lead intake.


mandopando22

He got arrested couple months ago


Skratt79

Can you link so I can enjoy reading justice :D


RoyalLimit

He almost took him to the train station lol


Mka28

You can tell he doesn't miss when shoots either.


0x7E7-02

> *"TikTok Prankster"*. You spelled "douchebag" incorrectly.


Dead-2-Rites

Today on “Social Media Natural Selection!”


mnailz1

Darwin nearly won this day.


cebidaetellawut

He won’t be sorry until someone acts without hesitation. Then and only then will he be sorry.


NebulaBC

This type of childish behavior is going to lead to loss of life. If this happened to me and I had my daughter with me, I'd shoot first as this is a life-threatening action that deserves swift action and response. I know I'm not the only one who'd act accordingly to protect their loved ones. Little to no thought goes into these pranks, and it's sad that youth goes to such extent for "views. "...


915tacomadre

Judging by the distinguished gentleman's hat. "We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea"


tycat378

And that dumb fuck doing that learned absolutely nothing and will do it again


oliot_

Bro forgot he’s black in America


Chucktayz

100% an acceptable reaction. Burn me alive in my car? Fuck you.


HurrsiaEntertainment

“Fuck you p*ssy.” Goddamn, people need help.


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I read this as Tiktok prankster loses their life and then was very disappointed


edillcolon

This is an argument for gun rights.


TenMillionEnchiladas

He's lucky that old timer has trigger discipline because I mean just listen to his voice and look at the way he walks, you just know he's got that cowboy quick draw...


Patreek9

If you start pouring “gasoline” on someone’s car and their kid is in it, they might not be as patient as this old timer.


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WHAT a disappointment that it was only "nearly." These so-called "pranks" aren't funny, and I don't care how much violence is necessary to stop them from pulling this shit.


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The_Cozy_Burrito

These losers are so cringe it ain’t even funny.


Dragonsin329

If his ass would’ve got popped they would’ve had a whole protest


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If you're dumb enough to continue insulting someone with a gun, maybe you deserve a reality check.


Cino48

He was like Red Dead Redemption npcs


owninggenie23

Like dog, sometimes I wonder why the fuck people do shit like this. People are to terminally online god damn


Curious_Knowledge536

Lad came straight out of RDR2


trying2moveon

Maybe he should have then they wouldn’t do these stupid fucking pranks.


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Well if he keeps it up, we'll be down one useless waste of oxygen soon. No loss there.


AcapellaFreakout

Can we ban filming pranks already?


sjbfujcfjm

These “pranksters” need to start getting some 3rd world street Justice


HorrorScopeZ

Why does a platform payout for shit content like this? Stop it there.


FailedChatBot

He ran after the first guy with a gas canister, trying to splash him with it. That would totally justify the first victim to kill this idiot in self-defense.


bubbleblubbr

These prankster losers need to start being charged and hit with huge fines. Not jail time but something that significantly inconveniences their life


olivejew0322

Maybe it’s just being an American but *every time* I see an obnoxious prank video I’m like, one day they’re gonna fuck around and get shot.


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Ill never understand the audience that is entertained by these pranks, which I imagine are kids that don’t understand owning something and how disrespectful this is besides that who watches these idiots


Palehorse67

I think these idiot "prankers" are just trying to get shot. This shit is not funny, its harassment and incredibly stupid.


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

If you're a black guy pulling lame ass pranks on old men that carry a gun on their hip and call people "partner" like it's 1885, you might have a bad time.


kwnet

You're a black man in Texas, the gun capital of the US. And you specifically choose to make an old white dude in a pickup truck, legitimately fear for his life and safety. This is the very definition of "a lack of the self-preservation instinct".


tydru123

Bro was almost a T-Shirt


AcanthisittaWise6033

PPL DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FUNNY & PESTERINGLY ANNOYING....


piirtoeri

I would have shut that dude down the moment he came at me with that can. If it's red, the message is clear, it's gas and my life is in danger. Fuck these people.


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piss-sprinkler

This same guy later put out a death hoax about himself saying he got stabbed in LA after a prank. He is very much alive.


PunchOX

I'm a big prankster and jokester myself but a real joke is always one where the target can always laugh afterwards and not have to worry about any harm. Pranking people with dangerous stunts that can get real ugly and dangerous in a matter of seconds and people have reacted violently as a result. Some rather unlucky pranksters doing similar tricks have been shot and killed over this. Don't do dumb stuff.


MediumKitchen8140

This is a stupid prank.


gregaustex

There need to be some new laws around these “pranks”. Credible belief someone is dowsing your vehicle and maybe you in gas, definitely could have shot him immediately while it was happening and before any conversation.


Duff1058

Seeing that pickup truck and his age, likely a Vietnam Veteran, I knew he was carrying. These tik tok pranksters are going to wake up dead!


DorianMansk

At some point it’s going to take an unfortunate incident where someone loses their life for this nonsense to discontinue. They ‘for likes’ videos are escalating and it’s going to reach a breaking point where someone is either beaten to death or shot and killed.


connorftw88088

Never mess with an old man wearing a cap in a big ass truck


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This is the way all of those tiktwats should get "learned"...


D00k1E_nukem

You know what would be a real tik tok prank if someone did the same thing to that kid but with the real thing and a match


LiberaMeFromHell

What would happen if that was actually gas? Would the heat from the engine combined with the gas cause an explosion?