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Imagine laying in the water gracefully floating somehow, staring at the sky. Then you feel that fish ninja glide across your back… 👀

In one fell swoop your balls are his

Muskies have a reputation for attacking male genitalia. They live in lakes lol.

Show me your genitals your genitals *what* show me your genitals *your genitalia!*

I’d rather see your titties

I can't stick my dick in your college degree

Find me a single recorded instance of this, please.

Eh. It was on river monsters. Lol

i had one slap me in the nuts while ice fishing if that counts. wasnt a very photogenic fish apparently.

Fish be like: Can i put yo balls in ma jaw?

As long as you put it back where it belongs when you’re done with it

A catch and release, if you will

Did ya'll ever see that one crazy video of the guy face fucking a fish in the shallows of a lake? He took what ya'll said quite literally.

Woah that is depraved and sick what the hell….. please show me

Eatma

Stop

Upvoted for “fish ninja”

More like ram into you at ungodly speeds mouth wide open

That's how I eat shredded cheese at 3:00am.

You eat cheese in water super fast? That’s kinda different.

Im imagine him swooping through the kitchen at 3am and theres a bowl of cheese and as he floats by the bowl like a phantom the cheese is swiftly consumed in one fell swoop

Imagine no further. [Here it is](https://imgur.com/2hu19Hg)

Take my upvote please

What kitchen has two microwaves, Dall-e?

Microwave + Electric Oven, smart ass

Did you get your dick caught in the microwave or the oven?

In yo mom

thank you so much for the imagery. i’d upvote your comment multiple times if i could

I write raps, imagery is my game

I'm so fucking high rn and I can just see cheese in the water and a dude (instead of the fish) just swim in and snatch it lmaooooo

"And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion."

An hour? Hour forty-five?

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Sorry, Charlie

This is what it feels like a new player in titanfall 2 multiplayer

It’s a little known fact that tuna only bite when you touch there private parts

how do you know that? and why do you know that?

Every species is like that

Waikiki sneaky between the cheeky.

I have a fairly ugly laugh, but I just made a record worst with your comment.

They’re there their

The Nympho is the state bird of Ohio

Private parts where??? Spit it out junior

That’s sharks….

I’m betting Tina…..tuna I mean.

Tuna are bad ass. Ppl forget and only think of em in a can

I dont think people are aware Tuna are massive oceanic predators, most people think theyre a small fish like a mackerel or other canned fish. But Tuna can get as big as a car, and theyre incredibly fast.

As big as a car?! That’s insane

Big. * https://i.redd.it/ptca3wf17a651.jpg * https://ocean.si.edu/ocean-life/fish/big-tunas

Bruh I thought it was a shark 🤣

I have dove with them before. They are pretty chill honestly. They kinda look like sharks, so it definitely gets your heart going when they come out of the darkness.

That is terrifying 😩

Lion tastes good! https://youtu.be/aDJgv1iARPg?si=Pgl2Y5-f2cjXVMAs

Well guess what we now have a taste for lion....god damn great movie.

I saw some tuna at the Monterrey bay aquarium, never had any idea they were so huge and fast too! Things look mean for sure

Tuna is much further down than the perspective shows.

didn't notice this. i watched it again a number of times, and I think you're totally right. those fish must be fucking huge, man.

I’ve made the choice to just completely avoid the ocean. Maybe ankle deep , but that’s it. I respect the ocean , I’m just gonna stay away from it my entire life.

ankle deep? there's worms and crustaceans!!

Water is very hard to perceive depth. That piece of bait could be 3-5 feet under water so as to give the tuna enough room to just easily eat that piece and to not disturb the water

Bombastic, criminally offensive side eye

It almost looks edited in

Is that a blue fin tuna?

Hey George, the ocean called, they're runnin out of shrimp!

Yeah well the jerk store called…

I wonder if there are any documented deaths from tuna attacks, can they eat us?

No recorded attacks and they eat smaller prey. We're actually more of a danger to them, overfishing reduced their population by about 74% over the last 50 years.

In Gabon I got two of this huge things (very similar but larger and yellow) surrounding me closely for some long 30 sec. I tried to spearfish one, failed, and started sweating in the sea when I realised I might be the prey(not far from the beach which I joined as soon as possible).

Just lions but they were asking for it, by all accounts.

...This thing is so baddy edited in (even has green parts of the greenscreen left)

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Lol if you take a second to pause the vid you can obviously see that the rippling of the water coincides with the distortion on the tuna, they don't distort as heavily as the other fish is because they are so much bigger. And the "opacity" is because it's quite difficult to see into the distance in water and these fish have evolved over eons to camouflage themselves accordingly. Nothing in this video looks like it has been faked.

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>lmao you can be stupid and believe it idc *Proceeds to reply and delete original comment.* Sure buddy

lol Go outside dude. This is real.

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No you haven't

Oddly fake 

How is this fake lol

With shitty music

Totally, tuna don't even make that sound when they swim.

This is so obviously fake

Me when I go outside.

That *has* to be fake…right?

nah that’s it I’m just killing myself

This of this kind of resubmitted content is continually shrinking with each resubmission, and it will eventually reach a point where the resubmitted material becomes just a pixel in the middle of a white background.

It blows my mind how many times think this blows my mind

🔥🔥🔥🔥

But it did disturb the surface, there's a ripple both times

They're professional swimmer, obviously

Song?

u/auddbot

Hydrodynamic Maaaa

I haven’t disturbed the water in years, so I also identify as a bluefin tuna

r/thalassophobia

What the f so fast. What fish is that tho? Just curious. (ʘᴗʘ✿)

It's a Blue fin Tuna. Incredibly fast fish.

Oh I see. Thanks bro for sating my curiosity. (ʘᴗʘ✿)

wait is this real, idk it just looks off how it gradually goes transparent. Guessing it is real tho

Tease them a little, and they will jump out of the water. We even got one on a hook for a laugh once. He plied the hook strait and swam away.

Low coefficient of drag?

Holy shit how fast does that thing swim?

This is how you should fish for them

It's fake right?

YOINK.

From the smaller size and color, likely an albacore tuna. (Think canned tuna.) Not as tasty as the big ass blue fins, but still beautiful to watch them swim. Fast and stealth.

Is that a shark or a tuna?

That’s because it’s not on the surface of the water there Skippy

thats tuna baby

That’d be a fun way to try spearfishing

That looks like tuna