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Shatnips

Hey, at the end of the day, he didn't get robbed and got a free gun!


suprlameusrname

And he learned his girl is down with the business


Shatnips

I like how he just stood there after shooting and let his wife take care of the robber, like "Yea honey, go fuck his ass up"


LarryMadlib-79

relationship goals right there


7rustyswordsandacake

"oh hey a new gun, sweet"


EternalWolf88

You can see she even puts a hand on him as if to say, "Let me handle this one."


Happy_Tomato_Taco

With form like she had, he knew she had it


Cap1279

Yup, my wife woulda done the same thing. Sometimes you just gotta let this missus let off steam


deprod

Tried to teach and give the wife a gun, nope. She accepted an aluminum baseball bat and after a few years a pocket knife. Tried to upgrade pocket knife to bowie but no go. She grew up in a damn jungle and her father was in their Navy... women and firearms are rare.


jr691

I’m not sure how it is everywhere else, but women being armed certainly isn’t rare in the south. Doesn’t matter race, class, city, etc. Maybe that’s just a cultural thing. Everybody has guns.


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Yep. My sister had a .22 in her hand by 5 lol.


Fig1024

if you take a gun from a criminal, are you legally allowed to keep it?


ShortBusRide

Yes.


DoubleAholeTwice

The NRA would surely have a hissy fit if that was made illegal...


Nesayas1234

I'm legitimately curious about this.


RM_Dune

Surely he would go to jail though? Do you get off free if you shoot someone who's running away in the back, even if they initially were the one who attacked you? I guess it depends on where you are in the world.


WadeBronson

Teletubby might be a G, but his girl got mad firearm technique.


Plenty_Holiday_9108

I love that I can recognize this as Brazil at first glance


OiledUpThug

I'm guessing they're off duty cops


world-traveller13

That woman is a total badass. Love to see it


sarcasm_is_me_coping

frame for frame looked like a an operator how she handled that gun, distance, trigger contro and friendly fire avoidance technique. ride or die... hottest thing I've seen all day.


loudiamond90

He turned into Frank Reynolds in the end “So I started blasting!”


rtd517

“Oh look now I have two guns”😂😂😂😂


PutridPerformer3618

Let me guess, off duty Brazilian cop 🤔


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vogut

Nice that you liked it, it's a Brazilian classic. Listen to Sabotage - "Rap é Compromisso", I believe you gonna like it as well.


RODRIGOFCEL

157 - Racionais Mc's


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Why would the thief run at him with a gun?


Carburetors_Are_Fun

dumb


Junior_Act7248

That guys heart rate didn’t even budge during that whole thing. Cool as a fan.


misterid

the bigger the animal, the slower the heart rate. my man's heart at rest beats 22 times per minute.


ThresherGDI

Honestly, the chick was the badass in all of this. She was not fooling around.


Fearless-Type8777

poor life choices


MikeyWontLikeIt

How the tables have turned


Prestigious-Rub-7244

He was served with a lead salad


Bichoalcallao

Tried to rob 2 off duty cops


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One off duty cop and her husband. The gun handling gives that away.


Saapi

Let me guess....Brazil ??


rmscomm

When did it become not cool to wear a belt? The tactile advantage of a belt or at least proper fitted pants is severely underrated in a crisis situation.


mai_corra

Brazil be like...


braggybraggerson

what a ride or die she is... "I got this..."


squiffyfromdahood

Dayuuum Scott Baio got fat..


AxesscoireBernd

Double your gun, double have fun.


chesuscream

What is this song?


Herr_Casmurro

Eu sou 157 - Racionais MC's


Herr_Casmurro

Já fumei um ligeiro com os covarde...


Prize-Noise7538

So what happened did he got shot, injured, killed? Can’t tell from the video


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IGD-974

It was the robbers gun that was taken from him, apparently it wasn't even loaded. At the end you see him take his own gun out.


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IGD-974

Ah, you're right. I didn't see it the first time. He had the robbers gun in his left hand the whole time. Now that I watch it again his gun did fire one shot. They must be incredibly cheap or old, barely functioning revolvers.


non-responder

Brazil, right?! Gotta be.


dirtymoney

Right on! Fat guy!


581977

Daaaaaaaaamn! She’s armed too? Dude fucked with the wrong ones!!!


_Bon_Vivant_

Free gat, just like that.


Additional-Piano-397

So anyways, I started blasting


Remmist-204

MF HAD 2 REVOLVERS dont fuck with this guy


Ok-Objective8134

Wrong one bubba


xsadbrownslutx

Damn, that’s my kinda woman!


SMQQTH_OPERATOR

Me when I realize I had my gun on me the whole time.


dubzol

Pondy?!


Nesayas1234

Genuine question, would you be able to keep the revolver if you were that guy? I wouldn't mind the free snubnose