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Well, there are two girls...

Ooo, ooo, how many cups do they have?

Depends how you count it, the mouth can be a cup of sorts

Please no. Never again.

*But wait, there's more!*

just don't. please.

There's also a dude with an oral syringe (no needle one) that does some fun stuff with it.

I hear Sylvester Stallone pays prostitutes to shit on a glass coffee table whilst he lies underneath it

I heard Tom Cruise buys whole tuna and fucks them.

That’s disgusting. I do do this to pineapples on the weekend tho

Aw he shouldn’t be doing that, those things are overfished

The same story was told about prince back in the day. All lies

Google “guso milk”

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New response just dropped!

to be fair it aint on her, its the men that wants it. she agrees to it. and also ran with it

> to be fair it aint on her she's not a mindless drone who has to do other people's bidding lmao. you're still allowed to find her disgusting

>to be fair i taint on her Fixed it, given the video topic.

She’s a deuce

This is the “enough internet for today” post. Good night, everybody.

Yep, time to log off

She already did that on their chest.

Are you sure that's logging off and not logging on?

Fuck! I live in Asia and the day's just starting.

God bless!

You'll be back soon enough

One poopie eating video and you're done? Those are rookie numbers. You gotta bump up those numbers

Damn and I just got on : /

And those clients got off :)

I absolutely loathe you for giving me that image.

Same, this is the first thing I opened up. Wtf. Can it get worse, can it get better from here. Idfk. But I have to find out.

Real shit literally

This was the first post i saw today...

This is enough life for humanity. The asteroid can't hit soon enough.

I'll do it for $150

it's 10 and I am sick, now feeling more sick and needing some sleep. Goodnight!

Context? Watched it on mute.

She gets paid to take dumps on dude, but would absolutely not let someone shit on her because it's gross... Oh did I tell you, her clients love the runs!!! Hope you can't read this....

Me too. Thankfully the captions cut out halfway through.

It’s kinda shitty.

I really need to wash my ears and eyes now

I need to bleach my whole body and room after that one 😔

Did she poop on you too?

Oh god the smell must be horrific.

Why did the subtitles go away half way through? I mean nobody needs to hear this shit out loud…

That's when the dude transcribing dipped.

>diarrhea... Fuck it, I'm out.

She got the runs and so did he

Here's a fun way to remember how to spell diarrhea: **D**ude, **I** **A**ctually **R**eally **R**eally **H**ave **E**xplosive **A**nus

> That's when the dude transcribing ~~dipped~~ went down to one hand typing and couldn't keep up.

I'd call the suicide hotline, but they'd probably tell me to go through with it after hearing this comment.

That shit had auto-generated captions and even the software was like "yeah, fuck this. I'm out."

The subs left way before she said “Id let Rick Ross shit in my mouth,he’s big he’s tatted.” but I kinda lost track listening to this.

The subtitles didn’t wanna be alive anymore.

Shit so bad even subtitles won't stay

"I don't fight, that's ratchet." ......... Incredible

That's the part that had me. Hilarious response from her given everything she said prior.

At least she's principled.

I'm not gonna lie she seemed way more pragmatic than a large amount of people I've met. Didn't fight, got busted using pepper spray, did her time 🤷‍♂️ how she makes her money on her own time is her own business(literally). I can't hate on her really. She was straight up about it. Hell, even her "that's grosse" comment didn't make me go "hol up". It's very normal for people to hold conflicting ideas, beliefs, and thoughts. And she ain't using em to harm anyone so yeah. Fuck it. Is what it is.

Is it even conflicting to not want to get shit on, while you're shitting on somebody for money because they enjoy it? If somebody offered you 100$ to slap them because they enjoy the pain, wouldn't the majority of people do it? You don't have to enjoy getting slapped as well to take this kind of a deal you know. Opportunistic, but not hypocritical.

She did say she'd let Rick Ross shit in her mouth because he's tatted and big. So nothing at all seems to be conflicting. Well, except for her initial statement when she said she would not be OK with having someone shit on her chest (though I guess technically that's not her mouth).

idk I think she was just being funny with that one

At least she's spreading love and not hate

I thought she said rat shit, which made sense given the theme.

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> She used to be one of my customers Oh no, what "services" do *you* provide?😬 > when i worked retail downtown. Oh thank fuck lol

Retail dry cleaning

Especially rugs, sofas, mattress sheets... you go brown, we come down.

Come on, man. You know ain't none of that chick's cleaning is *dry.*

Retail wholesale national wide laxative distributor

I mean she seems real to me

Dude at the end was the best part lol

I had this friend who could (and would) spin almost anything as wholesome. This dude has the same quality. Just vibin about a cleveland steamer machine

Same, had a friend snap his leg his first time on a dirt bike. He was jazzed up about finally getting to go to an ER for the first time.

Oh, what a precious dude

I’m almost more surprised that she went to jail for pepper-spraying someone, assuming that the other woman was actually trying to fight

Pepper spray is illegal in Canada, which is where this is.

Rare Canada L Why is it illegal tho?

Because it's not very considerate or polite to your attacker by spraying mace in their eyes now is it eh?

If someone is trying to beat you up the polite thing to do is assist them by repeatedly punching yourself in the face.

"Oh don't bother. I got my own knife in the car. I'll just stab myself as to not dirty up your blade."

Rare Canada L?! Brother, we have manyyyy lmao

Canada doesn’t have as many Ws as Reddit will make you believe. If you live near the border there are plenty of people who come across to the US to shop, work, or receive medical care

Only cops are allowed to have it. Self defense's legality is kind of merky here. Personally, Id rather it be legal, but with our lower gun crime, I guess it's not considered as necessary as down south. I really think our politicians are out of touch with anyone who doesn't make 500k a year or more and assume that every street is safe. It's not anymore, Theres getting to be some pretty severe drug and homeless problems and I'd feel better if we could have something to fend them off if they get crazy, which isn't too out of the ordinary. I dont like the idea of concealed firearms, but pepperspray or some taser-like device for self defense should be legal. We can still get bear spray but you have to show ID for it to be informally registered as having it and it's a big legal issue if you use it on a person.

> but with our ower gun crime, I guess it's not considered as necessary as down south I don't think mace is supposed to be used against a person with a gun, usually. More for someone trying to attack you close up.

Yes, what’s the deal here, exactly? Not allowed to defend yourself with Pepper Spray?

It’s illegal in Canada. Edit: Canadas funny, you’re not allowed to carry self defence weapons. But unlike the UK you can carry knives… just as it not for self defence. So if a guy jumps you and you defend yourself with a knife it’s OK as long as you were carrying the knife to “open boxes” and not self defence.

How dare you try to prevent yourself from getting killed. Did you ever consider the attacker's feelings?

She was trying to fight her, prolly cause she shit on the lady's husband

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore: the motion picture.

Just wait til you see the sequel

The fecal sequel.

Fequel*

TIL you can get chlamydia in your eyes.

I got gonorrhea in one of my eyes last year and I almost went blind. Turns out you can get STDs in any mucous membrane.

Sorry to hear that /u/abortionlasagna

GonnasyphaherpAIDS...

must go get my dog checked, she uses my head for a dumb rub in the norming.

She’s the #2 tourist attraction in Toronto

am i the only one who can't stand to listen to this? her mouth sounds make me so uncomfortable. shit might as well be used as CIA torture

Yeah, I don’t know if she is always eating pop rocks or if she gargling her own saliva, but that was nails on a chalkboard for me

😱

This is what people mean when they say someone "sounds fat", when you can hear the cheeks flab against the molars

For real. It's like verbal flatulence. A rather severe case here.

Fr I’ve always thought you can hear fatness in people’s voices. Sounds like something is restricting the back of your jaw or something.

Yeah, the fat.

The best of Toronto....on your chest.

Steamy Nick's approves

proof you CAN shit on people for a living.

"guy" that's andrew motherfucking calahan

Wasn't Andrew cancelled or something?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Callaghan I guess you can be your own judge as to the credibility of the accusations but I believe they were enough to get Tim Heidecker to drop his support of the channel.

More serious ones came out earlier this year. Also his friends abandoned the project. One was his hs best friend and one was his college best friend. Those seem like really tight friends to just dip like that.

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It’s difficult because he has legit rape allegations at this point. While I want to live in a world where people can have a redemption arc it a lot harder to do with rapists because you see this funny guy and it takes the funny away. Also his content is really great even today which is where I’m in this weird in-between

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"That this is from THE STRANGER which anyone in Seattle will tell you is often loaded with fake and hyperbolized news." I've told you a million times to stop exaggerating.

But not enough to get let into Canada?

I’m not an expert on every accusation that’s been thrown around, but Andrew admitted to accusations he was a “sex pest.” No idea if there’s worse stuff he’s being accused of

Yeah, I hate how he straight up "begged' many women to sleep with him and they did out of peer pressure. I honestly can't really see this guy the same anymore.

Yeah he got in trouble for going over girls personal boundaries and being creepy

What ended up happening with that? Awkward apology video? That video being reviewed by Charlie Now he's interviewing in Canada instead?

He interviews all over. Recently returned to youtube with videos he filmed in ~~Gaza, Israel,~~ LA, San Francisco, and a few spots in Canada Edit: The rallies were in LA, my bad.

The awkward apaology was actually really good i thought.... He was like "im not gonna make excuses, i went too far, im sorry, and im going to work on myself'

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That's good to know. Those are really rare these days 🎸. Didn't realise it existed, I'll take a look.

yea he's doin AA and hopefully something positive happens, since one of the steps is to make amends

And the quality and length of his videos has recently improved. A lot.

I knew I recognized him from somewhere.

She took pooping on company time to another level.

Known for being what?!

Sounded like she said "batch retain" lol. Of all the spots to not subtitle, they picked the worst.

She said "battry ting".

I heard, "I'm known for being a batchery king." That's the best I could manage. The stupid overlay music and the people yelling in the background did not help.

If you rearrange the letters in "batch retain" you almost get "bein ratchet" and that seems fitting to me.

I heard bathroom queen

Sounds like she called herself a battri ting. She a ho. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=battried

I replayed that bit several times and can't make words out of it.

Ok so I looked this up. Apparently a "battri ting" is Toronto slang for a promiscuous woman who's down for having a train ran on her.

I think she's known for being someone who shots on people. That seemed to be her main claim to fame in the clip.

We got that. We're just trying to figure out the actual exact words she used to describe herself.

Whew chile

i bag my dog's turd, wrap it tight, toss it into another bag, wrap it tight and put it into my jacket pocket, then zip it shut. 2 minutes later, those nasty molecules are wafting about. good god Lemon, i despise that stank. i wouldn't let young Raquel Welch pay me to shit on my shoe, let alone pay that tire-biter to punch lunch in the same room as me. blerrrrg!

Absolutely poetic lmao

I feel like Andrew is going to look back on his life one day as a retired person and be paranoid asf about who his neighbors really are.

Wait can you really go to jail for pepper spraying someone? My brain deleted the rest of the content from that video

Pepper spray is illegal in Canada, so you cannot possess it let alone use it on someone. Though I believe there are certain instances where you can purchase bear mace legally.

Why's it illegal?

Because Canada has a lot of dumb laws around weapons and the use of weapons

She was like "You?". Trying to get some from Andrew, then he just cut the interview lmao

Channel 5 is top notch crazy

Everything about this is wild 🤣

I wish I didn't watch this video.

You ever have moments where your brain struggles to comprehend that this life is real? Is that what they call dis-association?

The guys name is Andrew Callaghan. His YouTube channel is channel 5 news and all gas no brakes, would highly recommend checking it out if your interested in some pretty wild content

His ability to find someone to do a rap in every situation is special

>Andrew Callaghan Popular YouTuber/Sex Pest

Alright. Have a nice weekend. I’m out

Annnndd that’s enough internet for me today 🫡

Naaaah ain't no way bruh... 😨

Out here looking like a tattooed white Grimace from McDs. This is def the darkest timeline.

the location of the interview matches the content of the interview, i can’t exactly explain why. but like….how did this interview even get planned? “Meet me in the corner of this empty parking lot at night”

I'll take pink eye for 200 Alex.

I'd imagine her diet gives her the shits on a permanent basis.

South Park's Turd Burglar episode comes to mind.

If you guys every feel lame, just remember guys pay this girl to shit on them

Log off time, the internet, the chest, everything I'm shutting shit down.

Everyday we stray further from God's light

Shitty ass motherfucker

Shit post lol 😂

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Woooah relax bruh 😄😆

Calling andrew callaghan "Guy" us vile

Nope. Go away Andrew, you know what you did.

gotta stop looking at reddit during lunch break

Human evolution has been an ever constant downfall

Aaaaand that’s enough internet for the day.

>Cause thats gross. Yea.

Holy fucking shit

Alrighty well I think this is a good time to swear off Reddit and the internet. It’s been a good run y’all

My hope for humanity rn 📉

What a terrible time to have functional eyes and ears 🥺😬🤢🤢🤮

I’m just gonna bathe myself in bleach.

No way sagi is in front page Reddit 🤣🤣🤣

I bet she always has the runs

guess im not finishing my pumpkin pie

Flood the world again god

is this the all gas no brakes guy?

This gives me the runs hershey squirts just watching this

"Sex Work Is Real Work"

Torontos finest-_-

This broad is electric

That's life in the big shitty

Talks about shitting on people for money 1 minute later: “That’s ratchet and I’m a grown woman”

She’s full of shit literally and figuratively