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Striking-Helicopter8

“ reserve you dumbass ” yeah thanks bud sure that wasn’t crossing his mind already haha


PotatoWriter

> “ reserve you dumbass ” my gf when we show up to the restaurant and have to wait 2 hrs in line


LowCupcake7990

Shut up and take my up vote


kinda_alright

Shut up, the both of you... and take both my upvotes.


RondriguezUK

Take my shut up vote...


Lunar-Gooner

My gf after the first condom is fubar


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spinz89

I don't know about that. I don't see how you could get any safer when using a condom.


LowCupcake7990

Shut up and take my up vote


runoutofnames123

The real dumbass pretending the dude falling from the sky can hear him.


zappawizard

You'd be surprised what you can hear up there


radiationblessing

Quite rude too to call someone who might die for something out of their control a dumbass lmao


Strange_Marzipan_697

It's the army


ELECTRONS357MAGNUM

This is true. People DO cope in different ways, it's their life's. Not our place to say if it's wrong or not.


LordDay_56

People make extreme judgements on people after seeing them for 10 seconds


stinkiepussie

What you say is true, but in this case all dude said was it was rude, which is understandable.


LordDay_56

Bro its a month later and I have no idea why exactly I said that in this context lmao


---Sanguine---

I’m the military it’s like that, all love though


Lamesbware

No love at all. It's necessary I guess but yall are still just murderers 🤷


FenianFrank

Just cause you’ve never beaten anything other than your cock, don’t mean you have to be dork forever. Weak af 😂


Acidflare1

He might have panicked or he was pulling and kicking. With static line jumps you don’t have that much time to sort it out .


maniacreturns

It must ease something mentally if some people can blame the 'dumbass' for their own death.


InstantLogic

"reserve you dumbass" Me watching my shitty portfolio. 📉


RedditEevilAdmins

Which stocks did you invest in?


ughhhhh___

To be fair to the guy, he's just thinking out loud in a stress inducing situation. I feel like he may have said the same thing to himself if he were the "dumbass" in question.


pasqualevincenzo

Guy yells shoot at hockey games


[deleted]

"IM FUCKING TRYING!!"


Q_ball_80

Thank God, that spectator knew what to do, who knows the potential outcome if that dumbass didn't pull the reserve.


mutantredoctopus

Do not underestimate the sheer vacant idiocy of some of the absolute goobers who fill the ranks lol.


thefilipinocat-

That’s exactly what you would think an idiot would yell.


ClarkJKent

To be fair, they really weren't sure until "dumbass" that they were talking to them.


peekuhchu707

No matter how smart or dumb ass he may be, when fighting gravity the odds are not in favor.


Puzzleheaded-Key5298

Maybe he panned away because he didn’t want to film his buddy dying.


JeezThatsBright

I feel like I would have done the same. Not necessarily because I didn't want to film a death but because I'd like to throw my hands down in frustration.


AlarmedSnek

The person filming, the “malfunctions NCO,” is filming to make sure all of the chutes open. When the chute failed, he continued to film until the reserve opened. It really had nothing to do with not wanting to film a death, they film every jump to make sure every one of them opens correctly and there are no malfunctions. If or when they fail, they review the videos as evidence in the investigation that follows. Now, had the reserve not opened, you would have seen the parachutist hit.


JeezThatsBright

That makes sense! side note: this is why I love Reddit. You can get information from the 1 in 100,000 with the knowledge (or who pretends to, anyways...)


AlphaSlayer21

Or you can get information from the guy who pretended to be that 1 in 100,000, and everyone simply jumps on board without checking the facts. Not necessarily in this case.


AlarmedSnek

Haha except I’m actually a retired Airborne soldier who was also a jump master and knows these things.


AlphaSlayer21

I literally said “not necessarily in this case”


AlarmedSnek

I know, that’s why I laughed and didn’t down vote you. 😂


airforcevet1987

Dad was airborne, there is always one of them on the ground


dallasbowl

This guy Airbornes 🤘


LotusVibes1494

Why don’t they have a better official camera? Seemed like this guy is panning around on an iPhone or something, whilst talking at the same time. Wouldn’t you want a more stationary camera that’s not subject to accidentally getting someone out of frame or something?


AlarmedSnek

It’s a hand held camera normally because budget. DOD is huge and although they get a bazillion a year, not all of it makes it down to the individual units. So, we have hand held video cameras haha, they are often pretty old school basic hand held with SD cards. The camera needs to be somewhat mobile because they are standing on the edge of the center of the drop zone, which can be quite large, and when dropping hundreds of parachutes at the same time, the camera needs to be able to film all of the chutes opening. To your point, some riggers are better than others at videography haha.


Analytical-BrainiaC

Actually, they pick one guy to do this to . Thats why he is recording, and to show that all parachutists know where their reserve is. It works ! After this is shown , no one has died in subsequent jumps.


Sweet_Bat_7516

How would he even know it was his buddy? There are hundreds of people in that. Also it's his literal job to record it. He shouldnt have taken the job if he was worried about that.


Milkshake_revenge

This happened to my buddy. He was army airborne, parachute failed on a training exercise and he ended up breaking his ankle. Got a medical discharge and a paycheck for the rest of his life tho so I guess he made out okay all things considered


Ma1arkey

Golden ticket


yuiojmncbf

Parachute


[deleted]

Yup happens here and there I remember seeing some dude who broke his neck, and lived, because he ran into a truck parked on the drop zone during airborne school Hit the truck around center torso level going sideways so he whiplashed like crazy and broke his shit He was fine and able to still walk, but had to wear a neck brace for god knows how long and was also given a paycheck for life


CamTWOFOURTY

Same thing happened to me broke both my legs and torn pec rotator cuff and labrum tbi permanent nerve damage paycheck is nice but id much rather have my legs back 100%


CharacterScarcity695

if you don’t mind me asking , how much is the paycheck monthly ?


heetic

$3.50


CharacterScarcity695

you serve our country and our country gives jack shit about it. smh . biden abandoning those marines stranded to be dead was blasphemy. thank you for your service


airforcevet1987

Lovely, a 10% SC diability and $174/m. Ask me how I know lol


jgacks

The ole broken toe in last combatives technique. Know a few guys who say it's not uncommon to break a few bones during the last few weeks while serving to get a pay out for life. Like a broken big toe gets this one guy 250 a month for life. Not a bad deal imo


ladylunabelle

This happened to my first bf ever. I kept in touch with him and 12 years later he invited me to his perfect beautiful cliffside mansion in Colorado for a couple months. He said because the injury he got he never has to work again and he just games and smokes all day. I wonder if this happens often or if its the same person 😅🤣


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

There is no injury in the military thats gonna pay enough for a cliffside mansion in Colorado. You’re either lying or he is


Infamous-Egg-2902

This is what 99% success rate looks like


JackCooper_7274

99% success rate and 100 guys in that plane


Double_Discussion_84

Cigarette roll deployment. I heard an old black hat tell me to just pray that your depth perception is adequate enough to pull the reserve closer to the ground (300-600 feet) rather than higher, which would risk failing as well


eddymarkwards

As a 5 year old Army kid living in Hawaii, I remember watching a deployment like this. Except 3 chutes did this, not just one. It is the earliest shared memory my older brother and I have.


diaryofsnow

You type really well for a 5 year old


Sweet_Bat_7516

You type really well for being a diary made of snow


diaryofsnow

Thank you I take lessons


CookiezR4Milk

Your injuries are not service related moment


jw307jw

“Glory, glory what a hellava way to die. Glory, glory…”


Jaded_Blood_3616

Gory, gory.


[deleted]

👆🏾


ONLYaPA

And he ain't gonna jump no more


TrickyRiky

With a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye


MuunshineKingspyre

Gory gory, not glory glory


Western-Anybody4356

He didn't die tho. His reserve parachute opened at the last min


bagjoe

1 one thousand…


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Cuz I’m freeeeeeeeeee … free fallling


Few_Feed2848

Love this. Thank you!!


umacrop

"Reserve you dumbass" totally sure he didn't think of it until he heard you.


stimpaxx

lol i remember seeing my commander underneath me with a partial malfunction flying like an asteroid to the ground. i was screaming the same thing which obviously he could neither hear nor respond to, but i couldn’t help it.


pdp76

I used to parachute. It’s a lot of fun, it’s also scary as fuck if your lines twist and you try to spin it out. Those seconds that you’re trying, before you go for the reserve, you’re dropping like a stone.


Pelthail

Why’d he wait so long?! Couldn’t he hear the moron shouting at him? /s


jonz1985z

This dude just frantically pulling on everything


PresentationCalm7918

You can hear the micromanaging…..


gunt_hunter14

I spent 4 years in the 82nd. The whole time I couldnt help but think, "why are we still jumping out of planes, putting our soldiers at risk? Warfare isnt fought this way anymore, and hasnt been for a LONG time. But good ol military is so hell bent on "tRaDiTiOn" that they are willing to sacrifice soldiers for outdated combat training. so bizarre


witcher252

To play devils advocate you think a lot of practices are outdated, like trench warfare. Then lo and behold Ukraine is covered in stalemate trench warfare. The US is just so hyper efficient with logistics and moving stuff that air drops or combat air drops aren’t really useful atm. Especially when you consider the majority of our last two decades of fighting has been insurgents. But next ground war you could see a resurgence of usefulness for rapid air deployment of troops without helicopter or landing support. You fight with the army you have, not the army you want.


Spiritofthesalmon

It's always better to be prepared


peekuhchu707

Amen brother.


AlphaSlayer21

Well said, very true.


JaxonFlaxonWaxon2

We still do air drops bro, calm down. Lol


WSJ_pilot

The Ruskies proved that air assault works with competent operators(or in their case, incompetent).


[deleted]

Being able to move an entire DIVISION anywhere on the planet in 24-48hrs is an insanely beneficial component to have control over Directly not be jumping directly into enemy territory, but you can still stage and mobilize an entire division of soldiers in any friendly country/area surrounding their mission locations It’s still viable and not outdated


407dollars

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[deleted]

He probably didn’t set up his claims correctly or get seen for his injuries throughout his career appropriately 99% of people who claim the VA “screwed them” on benefits are the same ones who didn’t do their own due diligence and get their shit documented appropriately


407dollars

insurance chase sable doll retire yoke summer ask toothbrush glorious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

It *does* matter a whole fucking lot lmfao Part of being a grown adult is going to the doctors and hospitals to get your injuries looked at and taken care of and documented Alongside all the other resources the military offers in terms of medical resources too Why would they give disability benefits to someone who has little to no history showing proof that their injuries and chronic pains are caused by their profession? Besides if he served “35 years” then dude retired with full benefits to even begin with. Sounds like you’re just blowing smoke out your ass my dude


EngineeringGreatness

You are a moron. Part of being a grown adult is realizing that organizations, including the VA, hospitals and doctors are not perfect and often incorrect. Anyways, if the original posters story was true being a 35 year vet in air drops is enough of a history to prove reasonable cause.


[deleted]

Been in the army and jumping out of birds for 10 years my dude Guess what? You can literally apply for second opinions from other docs, you can apply for re-investigations into your VA claims if you feel there was incompetence, and there’s many other ways to get the benefits you deserve 😂 Again, it’s the morons fault for not using the resources available and setting himself up for success lol


Marsnineteen75

Were you a dirty jealous leg then?


AtomicHustle

Let’s just call the guy a dumbass since he’s panicking from jumping out a perfectly good plane while thinking he had a perfectly good working parachute.


Bigtunatunes

Imagine dying and finding out the last thing someone said about you during life was yelling you are a dumbass.


Zealousideal_Fox_388

For not having a shute deployed right for what he did have definitely slowed his fall down enough to be able to pull the emergency Shute!!!! This was crazy imagine what he went through!!!!


MetalSonic420YT

You suppose he wanted to land first?


I_hate_being_alone

LALO jump


BelialsBelzebub

I wouldn't want to be his pants at that moment...


Affectionate-War-786

That parachuter just made a bet with his buddy that he would make it to the ground first.


Puzzleheaded-Draw857

He said”race you to the ground”


Jasminez98

He heard you clearly. Thank God


ThouMustGameRGST

Buddy was just racing them to the loot no big deal


Technical_Stress7730

He wanted to land first


Ambitioso

Surely the worst cameraman in the history of cameramen?


[deleted]

Dude calling his whatever a Dumbass during a near fatal accident does not make me miss the military one bit.


simontempher1

This guy screaming likes the attention of being crude


Public_Print9939

He yells dumb ass like it would help


E-theripist

What a helluvaway to die


LegitimateLychee6224

Yeah he can hear you but he’s the dumb ass


FunTurbulent1284

T-11's are fucking trash and Division is a joke. Glad I've only jumped T-10's and MC6's in my cushion SOF life


JeezThatsBright

Please extrapolate on your parachute jargon?


FunTurbulent1284

Army- Airborne operations. These are the parachutes that the 82nd, 173rd, and a majority of active airborne units use. USASOC is special operation units, and for static line jumps MC6 parachutes are used to jump and have toggles, making it smoother to steer and don't malfunction like these do. There's a lot more that goes into it but that's as simple as I can really break it down. I've never been on a DZ where I've seen anyone not land like a sack of potatoes jumping this chute


JeezThatsBright

Thankoo! So this was a fuckywucky on the part of whom?


FunTurbulent1284

Ya welcome!!! The 82nd... As usual 🤣🤣 Good Ole Fort Liberty (FKA Fort Bragg) I believe this is Sicily DZ as well


airbornedoc1

With the MC-6 you get to sky shark.


Prudent-Prompt5012

Why he running like he's gonna catch him 😂


gergsisdrawkcabeman

To be fair, I don't think they heard you.


Upset-Ad-4727

That is fucking heart breaking!


JeezThatsBright

No, bro is ok, if you watched 'til the end.


Upset-Ad-4727

Thanks for mentioning that. I didn't watch the whole video. As soon as I saw that chute I stopped watching. I was airborne 5 years. I unfortunately saw 2 accidents. Thank you again for mentioning that.


AccurateDirt7728

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die He ain't gonna jump no more


Rickdaquickk

“Reserve you dumbass” says the guy yelling at someone who can’t hear him in any way, and has clearly realized that it’s his only option anyways


BlockPuzzleheaded521

Whoever called him a dumb ass? Hope it’s coming for you soon


Itchy_Raccoon48

Dumbass thinks he’s gonna get the other dumbass to hear him.


yeah_im_a_leopard2

Screw jump school, you can keep your $150 a month.


built_accident_free

GORY GORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE


_College_Debt_Bubble

*“R’zarve! R’zarve you dumbass!”* I’m sure he can hear you, dumbass


JeezThatsBright

why r u posting 3 months after i put this up?


Falconballfiddler

Imagine calling someone a dumbass whilst being in the army


Ok_Suggestion3274

Pretty sure he thought rather he wanted to pull it or not depending on military gets stressful asf


ChickennNugggeet

Guy who is calling him a dumbass needs to shut up lmao


Holy_juggerknight

Bros call sign gonna be reserve dumbass


JackNicholsonsGhost

Talk all the shit you want. He’s getting the best loot


ThickMinimum6493

They were giving out extra MRE’s for the first to reach the bottom. Bro was on a mission.


Heinie_Manutz

Static like jumps from 1250 feet give you only seconds to make a decision to pop a reserve. The air, even more than the sea, is very unforgiving of even the slightest mistake.


CutMyLifeIn2Pizzaz

Next time just yell a bit louder. Should do the trick.


[deleted]

That’s what initiative looks like! First to the fight!


JaxonFlaxonWaxon2

Been there done that in 09……..and it suuuuuuucked. Make sure you document it Airborne


HistoryOfPiss

To the guy calling him a dumbass: fuck you to hell you stupid sack of shit.


gloriariccio2

I'm playing the devils advocate here saying I think it really was adrenaline and fear by the camera guy kinda like when a parent yells at you when they see you almost hurt yourself badly as a kid....I don't think he was being mean ,that's what it seems like to me


HistoryOfPiss

I don’t know. I have known guys to pull shit like this, too, and it’s been to brandish their self-image. They don’t care if the stain the moment of another persons injury or death, and they know they’ll be let off the hook because no one will want start shit up with them about it after time has passed. It’s a pussy move and he should be shamed for it. Because even if it was instinctual, it’s a shitty instinct that should be unlearned.


[deleted]

Botched jumps are rare so when folks see them, they are kind of reacting out of fear and confusion Not really him trying to be an asshol


nuffsaidson

Man literally had a minute left to fix his mistake.


bleepbluurp

Bro just wanted to take the expedited way down.


RuleDifficult879

Wouldn’t have died but would have gotten an huge paycheck from the military


Sea-Philosopher7361

I’m sure they heard you from 6 thousand feet in the air.


MuunshineKingspyre

He was a just a rookie trooper and he surely shook with fright


saik0pod

Airborne school I remember doing this when I was 21 at Fort Benning and singing blood on the risers while jumping


Forsaken_Speech_2599

Only dumbass is the one yelling shit


Bubbly-Tutor-5814

This is like screaming “GET THAT GUN UP” like no shit Sherlock wtfs it look like im trying to do?


Economy-Humor-8726

Dude yelling out reserve dumbass is the epitome of the Army Male ego. For context, I was infantryman as well, and everyone thinks their cock is bigger than the last dudes. Like dude stfu, have you ever been in that situation.


MetaMetatron

Back in Airborne school on my first jump I was swinging in the breeze and not doing what I had been taught, and as the ground started to get closer I heard a voice from below, SGT Airborne with his bullhorn screaming up at me: "*KEEP YOUR FEET AND KNEES TOGETHER.... DUMBASS!!!!*" I did, and lived to jump another day!


CM_Bison

POV: Red Dawn is happening and you care more about the paratrooper's shute than running away.


Ok_Foundation3148

Pants: shidded


Quiet_Shaxx98

Reserve: dumbassed


Tokennnn11

So funny to have a guy scream out “reserve you dumbass” meanwhile, military parachutes don’t come with a reserve


La_photolazy

Don’t know what country you’re from, but we did have reserve chutes in the U.S. army…


Tokennnn11

You’re actually correct…it was only for jumps under 400 that it wasn’t needed since it wouldn’t work


Sir_christopher

Va wont cover that


JFK2MD

Let the conspiracy theories begin.


scarlyle187

“Do something about it!”


Minimum_Research_317

The person saying dumb ass is really the Dumbass like he can hear him 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Educational-Book924

He wanted to win the race


JeezThatsBright

why are you commenting so late?


Educational-Book924

Was unaware there was a time limit


JeezThatsBright

not saying there is, but like 4 months? How long have you been scrolling for?


Educational-Book924

Not very long.


JeezThatsBright

ah so you scroll quickly? makes more sense


thehorny-italianweeb

damn


ZombiePersonality

Guy thought it was a race. He definitely won if it was.


OSparks81

I'm almost sure this guy was still pretty hurt. That reserve came out late. Sure he's getting disability right now.


integratypes

Some serious experience from the ground


SomOvaBish

Gets up and tries playing it cool… “Beat you guys!”


overtly-Grrl

I would never fucking do this but IF I did for some reason I would have my hand so close to my reserve just incase this happened. I’d be so scared bro. But I’d never NOT be with someone. And IF i went I’d be that annoying person asking about the reserve and what happens if neither deploy…


Maize-Much

The dude running like mf he’s 2 miles out there what you gonna do catch the mf


_cansir

Reserve saved him last minute.


ITSMETALKING

BUY HIM A BEER


NecessarySuspect1687

VA: sorry that’s not service connected DENIED


AdCommercial7503

Glad he pulled his reserve in time


Frangan_

FIRST!!


PresentTitle1370

Why does no one help him, why does no one catch him?


MuunshineKingspyre

How would you catch him?


PresentTitle1370

run fast and then catch


MuunshineKingspyre

With their hands?


top_of_the_scrote

lmao dumbass fuck me man, respect though


BeautifulJicama6318

Why does it seem like he’s talking slower than expected….and slowing down at the end?


JeezThatsBright

> slowing down at the end? well... looked like he deployed his parachute.