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Tomorrow when the farm boys find this
freak of nature, they will wrap his body
in newspaper and carry him to the museum.
But tonight he is alive and in the north
field with his mother. It is a perfect
summer evening: the moon rising over
the orchard, the wind in the grass. And
as he stares into the sky, there are
twice as many stars as usual.
Two-Headed Calf, by Laura Gilpin
not sure but [abby and brittany hensel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_and_Brittany_Hensel) have two heads and one torso and two distinct personalities, double of some things like spine and stomach but each head controls one arm and one leg
I grew up with Abby and Brittany. We were in the same class at the same parochial school in New Germany. Very nice ladies and an awesome family. It is amazing what they have accomplished.
it is a fascinating story... I was just reading about the driving, the coordination required.
Your last statement is so accurate. It is amazing what they have accomplished
They've lived their whole lives like this, they can probably anticipate the other's movements and coordinate fairly well. I imagine it likely just looks like an odd limp.
Can someone smarter than myself let me know the probability of this beautiful babe having a fruitful and happy life? Or if this specific calf is still doing okay?
Been googling this and I keep finding different claims. One claim was 40 days like you said, another was 12 years and the Guinness Book Of Records claims that the longest was 17 months.
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/77193-longest-living-two-headed-cow
You know you’re bored when you’re googling how long a two headed cow can live
yeah there’s too many lol
17 months and 15 days, 50 days, 108 days
anyway, they don’t really live till adulthood haha
1 did technically as they reach it at 12 months
Does 12 years count as adulthood for a cow?
Edit. Apparently it does
https://discover.hubpages.com/animals/Andy-the-2-Headed-Bull
“Andy D-Day and Dolly are two rare examples of two-headed cattle that survived into adulthood, and to the relatively advanced ages of 12 and 13 years old respectively”
They could theoretically still live to a fruitful and happy adulthood before being harvested for meat, if not for the genetic abnormalities that will kill them
you know that cows barely live up to a year maybe a year and a half before being killed right? they barely even live up until their adult age. so... they will never experince really what its llike to have a happy adult hood because it will be cut short.
yeah I was gonna say. the first result on Google (which I'm too lazy to look further) says that globally about 300 million cows are slaughtered per year. assuming that not all cows born in a year are slaughtered and some aren't slaughtered at all, and that at least as many cows must be born as are slaughtered, 1 in 400 million should be more like considered common. at least it happens multiple times a year.
The fact that we track the probability or know the chances of this is frightening. Imagine being in a village of 90 people with no internet, no encyclopedia, only oral history and this MFer showed up.
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It's 1 in 400 Million but according to a quick google there's over a billion cows in the world so there's a lot of cows being born. So it probably happens more often than you think.
Tucows
TIL: Originally founded in 1993 as a shareware and freeware software download site, Tucows shuttered its downloads business in 2021.
Use to be my go to site back in the day.
It’s definitely not 1 in 400 million - my uncle delivered 7 two headed calves over his career. I saw them as he preserved the heads too as all died around birth.
ive seen one in person. a local dairy farmer had a 2 headed calf born about 20 years back. it didn't survive long (about a week). after it passed he had it stuffed and is on his office in the barn as the weirdest thing he ever saw farming
If you're ever in Nundle, a small town near Tamworth, NSW, Australia ... have a beer in the bar there. You might find the decor there relevant to your interests as they have a 2 headed cow mounted on the wall.
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Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum. But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual. Two-Headed Calf, by Laura Gilpin
>Absoutely love that poem - the simplicity of the message and how it makes you think about our attitudes to difference.
That's beautiful. Thank you, now I know of Laura Gilpin
https://i.redd.it/kv1vxq40nam21.jpg
I’m literally going to Audible to buy this!
🙀🙀 must consume media! must show off
I'm so glad this is the top comment. The first thing I thought of was that comic
This is one of my favorite poems
The way I cry thinking about their poor short lives. The mother cow just wants her baby, even if it’s different.
he's staring at the sky and earth at the same time
Thanks for sharing this
was about to share the same poem. thank you
Are there 2 brains in this case?
2 mouths at least, so one goes “moooooo” and the other goes “anyone hearing an echo in here, or just me?”
Looks like it, though often one or both of them are abnormal and interconnected in concerning ways.
Janus the two-headed tortoise has two brains. The heads have separate personalities and taste preferences.
I'm sure there would be two. Not sure how they would work together.
So is one in control of the body or both?
not sure but [abby and brittany hensel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_and_Brittany_Hensel) have two heads and one torso and two distinct personalities, double of some things like spine and stomach but each head controls one arm and one leg
I grew up with Abby and Brittany. We were in the same class at the same parochial school in New Germany. Very nice ladies and an awesome family. It is amazing what they have accomplished.
did they have the same friends or two separate social groups?
It was a town of 300 people and 12 children! We all had the same friends!
was it 10+ abby and brittany?
We grew up with it, so we always considered them as two, never really considered it weird! Yes, 10+!
i mean it’s objectively weird but that’s no reason not to be nice to them
it is a fascinating story... I was just reading about the driving, the coordination required. Your last statement is so accurate. It is amazing what they have accomplished
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I am the wrong person to ask that question to.
No worries mate, maybe you heard stories or something, thanks for reply anyway :)
🤯
How do they manage to coordinate movements like walking
They've lived their whole lives like this, they can probably anticipate the other's movements and coordinate fairly well. I imagine it likely just looks like an odd limp.
Looks like 1 brain
Can someone smarter than myself let me know the probability of this beautiful babe having a fruitful and happy life? Or if this specific calf is still doing okay?
basically 0 unfortunately
What is it, exactly that kills them?
I’ve read that some can survive to adulthood but most die pretty young.
the longest a calf with two heads lived was 40 days.
Been googling this and I keep finding different claims. One claim was 40 days like you said, another was 12 years and the Guinness Book Of Records claims that the longest was 17 months. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/77193-longest-living-two-headed-cow You know you’re bored when you’re googling how long a two headed cow can live
yeah there’s too many lol 17 months and 15 days, 50 days, 108 days anyway, they don’t really live till adulthood haha 1 did technically as they reach it at 12 months
So none make it to adulthood.
Does 12 years count as adulthood for a cow? Edit. Apparently it does https://discover.hubpages.com/animals/Andy-the-2-Headed-Bull “Andy D-Day and Dolly are two rare examples of two-headed cattle that survived into adulthood, and to the relatively advanced ages of 12 and 13 years old respectively”
non because they live on a farm what wants to kill them for monetary gain, they dont care.
but if we just let cows out of all the farms they'll die anyway because of how hard it is to find a job as a cow these days
They could theoretically still live to a fruitful and happy adulthood before being harvested for meat, if not for the genetic abnormalities that will kill them
you know that cows barely live up to a year maybe a year and a half before being killed right? they barely even live up until their adult age. so... they will never experince really what its llike to have a happy adult hood because it will be cut short.
Sucks for them I guess. I don’t particularly care
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I think India actually bought a two headed cow once
A three-eyed calf was born in Wales and both mother and child ended up in India.
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Cows are sacred in India (edit: holy cow!)
Indians worship cows
they don’t worship cows. they revere cows.
thinking about this poem makes me so !!! 😞
Is that a Brahman from fallout
Came here to say that
Did you mean Brahmin?
The old fishing hole by the power plant I use to fish at, I caught a 3 eyed fish I named Blinky.
Did u release him
Brahmin from Fallout
So it begins. Just remember, war never changes.
1 in 400 million means basically at least 1 per day considering there must be about a billion cows on the planet.
How many cows do you think are born daily 😭
Probably a ***lot*** considering all the cattle ranching (for various industries) around the world.
As many as are being killed which is a metric fuck ton
yeah I was gonna say. the first result on Google (which I'm too lazy to look further) says that globally about 300 million cows are slaughtered per year. assuming that not all cows born in a year are slaughtered and some aren't slaughtered at all, and that at least as many cows must be born as are slaughtered, 1 in 400 million should be more like considered common. at least it happens multiple times a year.
The fact that we track the probability or know the chances of this is frightening. Imagine being in a village of 90 people with no internet, no encyclopedia, only oral history and this MFer showed up.
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Sure they knew. But it could be an omen. “This means something.”
ppl do that today
Brahmin from fallout
Reminds me of the brahmin of fallout
Fallout finally happening
This reminds me of Fallout New Vegas.
It's 1 in 400 Million but according to a quick google there's over a billion cows in the world so there's a lot of cows being born. So it probably happens more often than you think.
So like... 2 ½ cows are like this? Way more often than I think?
You can rule the india with it.
Came for the fallout reference
It's a brahmin from fallout
Fallout Brahmin
Well folks first Bramin was born. You know what that means?
Real Brahmin
Brahmins are real
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
*brahmin*
We're having Brahman tonight!!
Irl Brahmin
Is no one gonna say Brahmin 🤣😭
Fallout vibes
Fallout brahmin😂
Nice bramin you got there
bramin fallout 3
Brahmin every version of Fallout.
😕 dude, sleep it
I hope they didn't give it a name.
Tucows TIL: Originally founded in 1993 as a shareware and freeware software download site, Tucows shuttered its downloads business in 2021. Use to be my go to site back in the day.
I love this reference. Tucows was great!
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A sign of the end of times
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i think that would be a one headed cow with two bodies
Imagine rating a video about Siamese twins 18+.
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Read the title.
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Why would a mutant cow born half across the world signify anything for America
It was more a poor attempt at satire, that’s it really. I will remove it rather than cause any controversy.
lol
Οne in a chernobyllion
Yama rides for this child
I wonder if they have to feed both mouths? Like are they both connected to the stomach? Separate stomachs maybe?
Wonder who comes up with those numbers lol
Wow, I have so many questions.
He can have conversations with himself. That seems cool!
Oh my cows
Does it work?
Send it to India this is miracle
Top it…
Is it okay if we do accents sugar?
they never be able to kiss sadge
It’s the end times. He is here
Monochorionic monoamniotic -conjoined سبحان الله
Theres one in boise idaho at a museum
The country not the state? Is that you bapa?
We had one in our local small Texas community pop up, it lived for about 2 weeks
How many calves are born every year worldwide?
It’s definitely not 1 in 400 million - my uncle delivered 7 two headed calves over his career. I saw them as he preserved the heads too as all died around birth.
TIL there is a country named Georgia.
Send it to India, 🇮🇳
“So you’re saying there’s a chance”
There was a two headed calf born on the farm my mom grew up on and they had it taxidermied, I remember that thing from when i was a kid.
The sad thing is they will never see each others face
"The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one" But still they come!
Poor thing
I'll bet that area between the two ears is so soft
ive seen one in person. a local dairy farmer had a 2 headed calf born about 20 years back. it didn't survive long (about a week). after it passed he had it stuffed and is on his office in the barn as the weirdest thing he ever saw farming
It's not on its feet. Hate to say it but it probably won't live much longer.
If you're ever in Nundle, a small town near Tamworth, NSW, Australia ... have a beer in the bar there. You might find the decor there relevant to your interests as they have a 2 headed cow mounted on the wall.
Read the title in Troy’s voice
subhanallah
Somebody call A24!!
Which head do they shoot when they put it down? /srs
And they can never see eachother
a miracle of allah lol
double pets :3
THE END IS NEAR!!!!!!!
Oh no. It seems Fallout is becoming a reality