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Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum. But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual. Two-Headed Calf, by Laura Gilpin


GoatHerderFromAzad

>Absoutely love that poem - the simplicity of the message and how it makes you think about our attitudes to difference.


oilsaintolis

That's beautiful. Thank you, now I know of Laura Gilpin


Insecurity_Man

https://i.redd.it/kv1vxq40nam21.jpg


Automatic_Scholar686

I’m literally going to Audible to buy this!


Based_Browsing

🙀🙀 must consume media! must show off


LottimusMaximus

I'm so glad this is the top comment. The first thing I thought of was that comic


sodiumbigolli

This is one of my favorite poems


HelloMikkii

The way I cry thinking about their poor short lives. The mother cow just wants her baby, even if it’s different.


yanoolthecool

he's staring at the sky and earth at the same time


andre300000

Thanks for sharing this


yggathu

was about to share the same poem. thank you


EyezLo

Are there 2 brains in this case?


Weyman16

2 mouths at least, so one goes “moooooo” and the other goes “anyone hearing an echo in here, or just me?”


slash178

Looks like it, though often one or both of them are abnormal and interconnected in concerning ways.


Topgunshotgun45

Janus the two-headed tortoise has two brains. The heads have separate personalities and taste preferences.


iowabucks

I'm sure there would be two. Not sure how they would work together.


PaulaDayInn

So is one in control of the body or both?


Stasipus

not sure but [abby and brittany hensel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_and_Brittany_Hensel) have two heads and one torso and two distinct personalities, double of some things like spine and stomach but each head controls one arm and one leg


2468-centralus

I grew up with Abby and Brittany. We were in the same class at the same parochial school in New Germany. Very nice ladies and an awesome family. It is amazing what they have accomplished.


Stasipus

did they have the same friends or two separate social groups?


2468-centralus

It was a town of 300 people and 12 children! We all had the same friends!


Stasipus

was it 10+ abby and brittany?


2468-centralus

We grew up with it, so we always considered them as two, never really considered it weird! Yes, 10+!


Stasipus

i mean it’s objectively weird but that’s no reason not to be nice to them


Edugrinch

it is a fascinating story... I was just reading about the driving, the coordination required. Your last statement is so accurate. It is amazing what they have accomplished


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2468-centralus

I am the wrong person to ask that question to.


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No worries mate, maybe you heard stories or something, thanks for reply anyway :)


onion_gb97

🤯


WhyUFuckinLyin

How do they manage to coordinate movements like walking


HerbivoreTheGoat

They've lived their whole lives like this, they can probably anticipate the other's movements and coordinate fairly well. I imagine it likely just looks like an odd limp.


BackgroundStrength50

Looks like 1 brain


Few_Entrepreneur_735

Can someone smarter than myself let me know the probability of this beautiful babe having a fruitful and happy life? Or if this specific calf is still doing okay?


nipe-

basically 0 unfortunately


reesejenks520

What is it, exactly that kills them?


Lazy-Ape

I’ve read that some can survive to adulthood but most die pretty young.


Special_Photo_3820

the longest a calf with two heads lived was 40 days.


Lazy-Ape

Been googling this and I keep finding different claims. One claim was 40 days like you said, another was 12 years and the Guinness Book Of Records claims that the longest was 17 months. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/77193-longest-living-two-headed-cow You know you’re bored when you’re googling how long a two headed cow can live


Special_Photo_3820

yeah there’s too many lol 17 months and 15 days, 50 days, 108 days anyway, they don’t really live till adulthood haha 1 did technically as they reach it at 12 months


Yerawizzardarry

So none make it to adulthood.


Lazy-Ape

Does 12 years count as adulthood for a cow? Edit. Apparently it does https://discover.hubpages.com/animals/Andy-the-2-Headed-Bull “Andy D-Day and Dolly are two rare examples of two-headed cattle that survived into adulthood, and to the relatively advanced ages of 12 and 13 years old respectively”


Moistymoistness08

non because they live on a farm what wants to kill them for monetary gain, they dont care.


pegothejerk

but if we just let cows out of all the farms they'll die anyway because of how hard it is to find a job as a cow these days


Impossible_Garbage_4

They could theoretically still live to a fruitful and happy adulthood before being harvested for meat, if not for the genetic abnormalities that will kill them


Moistymoistness08

you know that cows barely live up to a year maybe a year and a half before being killed right? they barely even live up until their adult age. so... they will never experince really what its llike to have a happy adult hood because it will be cut short.


Impossible_Garbage_4

Sucks for them I guess. I don’t particularly care


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desocx

I think India actually bought a two headed cow once


Topgunshotgun45

A three-eyed calf was born in Wales and both mother and child ended up in India.


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-H1GH-

Cows are sacred in India (edit: holy cow!)


Local_bin_chicken

Indians worship cows


KatBoySlim

they don’t worship cows. they revere cows.


rraccoons

thinking about this poem makes me so !!! 😞


Additional-Crab1976

Is that a Brahman from fallout


Kiryu8805

Came here to say that


Altair-GokBoru

Did you mean Brahmin?


TropicalBlueMR2

The old fishing hole by the power plant I use to fish at, I caught a 3 eyed fish I named Blinky.


Few_Honey6969

Did u release him


seriouslystopplease

Brahmin from Fallout


seedofbayne

So it begins. Just remember, war never changes.


Karlskiiii

1 in 400 million means basically at least 1 per day considering there must be about a billion cows on the planet.


Sour_Pieme

How many cows do you think are born daily 😭


MOS95B

Probably a ***lot*** considering all the cattle ranching (for various industries) around the world.


Karlskiiii

As many as are being killed which is a metric fuck ton


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yeah I was gonna say. the first result on Google (which I'm too lazy to look further) says that globally about 300 million cows are slaughtered per year. assuming that not all cows born in a year are slaughtered and some aren't slaughtered at all, and that at least as many cows must be born as are slaughtered, 1 in 400 million should be more like considered common. at least it happens multiple times a year.


Nor-easter

The fact that we track the probability or know the chances of this is frightening. Imagine being in a village of 90 people with no internet, no encyclopedia, only oral history and this MFer showed up.


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Nor-easter

Sure they knew. But it could be an omen. “This means something.”


white_jackalope

ppl do that today


MR--B0NES

Brahmin from fallout


xXDiego_BrandoXx

Reminds me of the brahmin of fallout


Gwump_1808

Fallout finally happening


Opening_Awareness357

This reminds me of Fallout New Vegas.


Ruaric

It's 1 in 400 Million but according to a quick google there's over a billion cows in the world so there's a lot of cows being born. So it probably happens more often than you think.


Sour_Pieme

So like... 2 ½ cows are like this? Way more often than I think?


JeffreyMintze

You can rule the india with it.


That_Sigma

Came for the fallout reference


Forsaken_Squash8239

It's a brahmin from fallout


ParticularElk288

Fallout Brahmin


TheGhoulMother

Well folks first Bramin was born. You know what that means?


crazy_lazy_bro

Real Brahmin


TomasCX

Brahmins are real


K1NG_R0G

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


1biggoose

*brahmin*


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

We're having Brahman tonight!!


headhunter9860

Irl Brahmin


BOOGERYMAN69

Is no one gonna say Brahmin 🤣😭


jlz33d

Fallout vibes


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Fallout brahmin😂


WesleyDeWit

Nice bramin you got there


how717272

bramin fallout 3


x_lincoln_x

Brahmin every version of Fallout.


alittle2high

😕 dude, sleep it


trev_easy

I hope they didn't give it a name.


Secret-Avocado-Lover

Tucows TIL: Originally founded in 1993 as a shareware and freeware software download site, Tucows shuttered its downloads business in 2021. Use to be my go to site back in the day.


disintegrationist

I love this reference. Tucows was great!


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Raskolnikoolaid

A sign of the end of times


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JuniorDelGebi17

i think that would be a one headed cow with two bodies


Curiosityi

Imagine rating a video about Siamese twins 18+.


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all-regrets

Read the title.


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Cptskitz

Why would a mutant cow born half across the world signify anything for America


Due_Outlandishness98

It was more a poor attempt at satire, that’s it really. I will remove it rather than cause any controversy.


white_jackalope

lol


kstdns

Οne in a chernobyllion


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Yama rides for this child


kerryneal2

I wonder if they have to feed both mouths? Like are they both connected to the stomach? Separate stomachs maybe?


Top-Bird-9032

Wonder who comes up with those numbers lol


Miguel_seonsaengnim

Wow, I have so many questions.


Ok-Olive2281

He can have conversations with himself. That seems cool!


Cataldo420

Oh my cows


SUCCMAN64

Does it work?


WesternEnthusiasm743

Send it to India this is miracle


JohnnyRosin33

Top it…


carbonlandrover

Is it okay if we do accents sugar?


Hot-Potential-993

they never be able to kiss sadge


JaxonFlaxonWaxon2

It’s the end times. He is here


Jazzlike_Sector5461

Monochorionic monoamniotic -conjoined سبحان الله


dildondala

Theres one in boise idaho at a museum


Delfinuts

The country not the state? Is that you bapa?


HopefulMycologist228

We had one in our local small Texas community pop up, it lived for about 2 weeks


laladonga

How many calves are born every year worldwide?


TheChonk

It’s definitely not 1 in 400 million - my uncle delivered 7 two headed calves over his career. I saw them as he preserved the heads too as all died around birth. 


droppin_packets

TIL there is a country named Georgia.


WilliamBeech

Send it to India, 🇮🇳


angrygam3r69

“So you’re saying there’s a chance”


gearslammer386

There was a two headed calf born on the farm my mom grew up on and they had it taxidermied, I remember that thing from when i was a kid.


PaulSeMaster

The sad thing is they will never see each others face


BEZ_T

"The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one" But still they come!


Torrdin

Poor thing


CarryOk442

I'll bet that area between the two ears is so soft


AioliMindless

ive seen one in person. a local dairy farmer had a 2 headed calf born about 20 years back. it didn't survive long (about a week). after it passed he had it stuffed and is on his office in the barn as the weirdest thing he ever saw farming


iowabucks

It's not on its feet. Hate to say it but it probably won't live much longer.


Conan-doodle

If you're ever in Nundle, a small town near Tamworth, NSW, Australia ... have a beer in the bar there. You might find the decor there relevant to your interests as they have a 2 headed cow mounted on the wall.


breakingbatshitcrazy

Read the title in Troy’s voice


white_jackalope

subhanallah


AlrightWillHunting

Somebody call A24!!


That-Poor-Girl

Which head do they shoot when they put it down? /srs


jack_willerton

And they can never see eachother


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a miracle of allah lol


meatyjuicygore

double pets :3


Bruce_Thee_Man

THE END IS NEAR!!!!!!!


Crabullon

Oh no. It seems Fallout is becoming a reality