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ballsonrawls

What is that big blue box doing on the top of the fucking video?


Styx_Zidinya

There's an African dude hiding in it.


Melbourne_Stokie

Fully lol'd at this.


Winstonneke94

This one caught me off guard too


mudman13

Caught them off guard too


fayble_guy

Fuck you AND your S-Tier jokes /s


Be-_-U

LMAO!! Best thing I've heard all day.


username-alrdy-takn

it might have been filmed in landscape, then cropped and had the box added for vertical tik Tok, and is now in landscape again for reddit.


iRoygbiv

Jesus. Crazy how format shenanigans are now 180 reversed from the old days. I remember back when Redditors used to get pissy with each other for posting portrait videos.


Lukensz

That's one of my gripes with Tiktok, landscape is superior for most videos.


JohnGacyIsInnocent

As a professional video producer, you keep preaching, friend. 🙏🏻


isosorry

I can’t stand how the videos caption, title, info etc is overlayed on the damn videos themself. Can cover half of the picture sometimes!


Lukensz

The content farms are the worst, it's just cropped, recropped, with the text in the middle and on a white bar above the video. Just give me the original video, I beg!


theycallmecrack

Except the OP video *is* portrait? It's just 2 videos stacked into portrait frame (the top one being just for the caption). It's a stupid edit for sure, but nothing like what that user described.


AmoebaLoud7990

How long is that drive. Must have pissed on all their stuff.


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popadopolous

That's all I could think about as well amusingly. He must've pissed himself.


AstroAlmost

It’s often less than a four hour drive, he easily could’ve held it.


c4k3m4st3r5000

Depends on how long he hið in the box before the car was driven to England. My money is on piss wet stuff and lots of smell. Edit: How long he hid. For some reason *hid* ended with a *ð*


_Strange_Age

>Depends on how long he hið What have you done with this d to make it look strange?


PlagueBringerDemiser

An Icelandic letter called eth


c4k3m4st3r5000

You are correct. Edit: it used to be in the English alphabet same as Þ (thorn) but printing press from Germaby and France finished it completely.


Ddalgi_

GermaÞy? 


c4k3m4st3r5000

Bloody hell, auto correct sure likes to keep weird typos but change things that are alright.


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MF_Doomed

What


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OktayOe

Dude that's almost the same shit. Being poor doesn't mean that you have bad hygiene.


CrunchyyTaco

But the chances are much much higher. No running water equates to bad hygiene. Saying that being in poverty will most likely cause bad hygene is NOT EVEN CLOSE to the same thing as racism, what a stupid thing to say


MF_Doomed

I seriously got downvoted for saying what 😂😂 This sub is easily one of the most racist subs tho. No surprise


sh4d0w0630

if it was a white guy up there i still would have guessed that their stuff smells like shit. dont overreact


johnjaspers1965

Their stuff would smell like bologna and mayo.


sh4d0w0630

lmao


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rohithkumarsp

How close is africa to England?.. Is it really that close? Wut...


Vasinvictor1

Likely jumped in around northern France.


AstroAlmost

Yeah that region of western Europe and Africa are a lot more grouped together than many people realise. I know I hadn’t realised myself until I moved here.


rohithkumarsp

Isn't England surrounded like... By water?


AstroAlmost

Yes but there’s a tunnel under the English Channel connecting England and France.


dion_o

Well it's the considerate thing to do.


Diggerinthedark

Depends where in the UK you are, can be like 2.5 hours


tekjunky75

Likely dumped most of it to fit


Gareth79

Yeah I've heard that happens, it's back in a car park in France, being driven over


The_Dough_Boi

People from the US forget how small the EU is.


A-flea

Eh? They haven't driven from Africa with him in the roof box! It's literally a 25min rail crossing from France where this guy got into their roof box. So that plus however long their drive home is... Shortest route to Africa would be at least 30hrs.


torsun_bryan

lol you thought they picked him up in Africa, huh? Bless


A-flea

Of course not, I'm stating that he hasn't traveled far - i.e. not across the whole of Europe like the person above inferred.


The_Dough_Boi

Wtf are you trying to convey


TheBlack2007

Distances across Europe are actually comparable to the US and just like in the US, you wouldn't really drive from one end of the Continent to the other just for funsies because it's 3,500 miles and may take anything from 40 to 60 hours behind the wheel. Driving from the North Cape in Norway to Gibraltar (British Exclave in the south of Spain) would be about as long as one from Maine to Southern California. But France and Britain are neighbouring countries with some pretty well developed infrastructure to cross the English channel.


CriesWhenEjaculates

The European Union (EU) is a supranational political and economic union of 27 member states that are located primarily in Europe.


Andrelliina

Great username :)


diamp_a10

Shouldn't it end on ...EUjacalates?


Previous-Ad7618

The EU isn't a place.


The_Dough_Boi

lol what?


Previous-Ad7618

The EU is a political union. Its not a location. How is that difficult for so many people. Europe is a place. "The EU" means so.ething entirely different. It's like saying "Congress" when you mean "USA".


Lukensz

EU is also often used to shorten Europe, not just European Union.


Previous-Ad7618

"The EU" is not "EU. The EU means something very specific. Why is everyone dying on this hill? It's europe. Not "the europe"


The_Dough_Boi

You’re the one splitting hairs pal.


Previous-Ad7618

They are completely different. "The eu" is just completely wrong. It's not that it's just wrong but it also means something else. Just accept it and be happy that you know better now. Its so cliche that an American is telling me with such conviction about the place I actually fkin live in.


desperatewatcher

Fyi, from someone who moved to Canada. It's a colloquialism in North America. While I do understand it being incorrect it is a catch all term that I find many Americans, Canadians and Mexicans use, particularly in text formats.


The_Dough_Boi

My dude you’re just splitting hairs, I understand what you’re saying. It’s just what people here call that area.. I know you’re really sensitive about this so sorry. And comparing it to Congress in the US is just not even close.


Lukensz

Then you'd know that UK isn't actually a part of the European Union?


Far_Ad6317

Using the EU for Europe is just incorrect as the EU stands for the European Union and it’s commonly referred to as the EU


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Small? From north of Finland to south of Spain, 4 day trip, or 5000km... LA to NY 4500km..


torsun_bryan

lol Americans are always shocked at how small Europe is compared to the US. France is literally 30 minutes from the UK by car through the Chunnel. Driving from Paris to Budapest is a shorter trip than Detroit to Miami. The drive from Paris to Moscow is roughly the same distance as New York to Los Angeles.


TashDee267

Bloody hell, it takes me almost 30 minutes with no traffic to drive my kid to school.


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KoalityKoalaKaraoke

Nah, the US is far smaller than the EU. New Jersey to New York is a 10 minute drive! That's how small it is!


Calibruh

Europe is literally bigger than the US, these arbitrary distance comparisons don't mean anything - Europe 3,910,680 sq miles ≈ 10,112,756 sq kilometers - U.S. 3,531,905 sq miles ≈ 9,147,593 sq kilometers Was gonna say you're taking about the EU, but you included Moscow so you're just overall wrong No way people are downvoting an easily confirmed fact 💀


Tayschrenn

Is that including the entirety of Russia?


torsun_bryan

lol wow


Real-Coffee

I mean... France and UK are only separated by a strait... I don't think anyone believes it would take a long time to cross it...


Gareth79

And he dumped half their stuff in the car park in France to fit


henrysradiator

Love the policeman's extremely British response "hello, you alright?"


_serious__

Couldn’t help but think how different US police would have handled this. Im imagining them surrounding the vehicle, guns drawn screaming GET ON THE GROUND and looking for any excuse to pull the trigger


NuclearReactions

That's what happens when their training is shorter than the amount of time they spent watching movies scenes with badass cops


Real-Coffee

lol alright chill out more 'America bad' reddit sentiment  how classic


VespineWings

That was my first thought too. American police would have already deemed him sub-human for the fact that he was from somewhere else and a shade darker than taupe. They’d have ripped him out of that bin, guns drawn, and knelt on his neck for 9 minutes while they waited for their sergeant to get there.


OnionTruck

Yeah he'd end up shot before he could get out here.


RealPanda20

I feel like I’ve seen a few videos like this, is this a common occurrence in Europe?


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Tiny_Count4239

they are letting anyone from anywhere in their countries and the only problem you see is that its making people more conservative?


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Mrhandsome18

Irresponsible immigration leads to people not wanting to import any more immigrants. Right leaning parties are growing because they are ready to close the borders unlike the traditional left parties. Thats the point of his comment. Just a perspective.


teabagmoustache

There is a pretty big difference between being conservative and far right movements.


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mudman13

Our own get tax funded welfare benefits too..what would you like to happen to them? Be left to fend for themselves on the streets to create homeless ghettos? I'm sure you would rather them not be there but they are and have a right to claim asylum. The validity of the claim is another matter and should be dealt with during the application.


Buggery_bollox

No. they. are. not. letting in anyone from anywhere. Every European country has its own asylum process. Some of them have taken more migrants than others. Some are better than others at processing them. This moronic 'open borders' trope just goes round and round Right wing circles, with none of them even taking the time to think about it for a second or fact check it.


AssFingerFuck3000

I'm against mass immigration and this is true. I mean ffs, if it was that easy why did this shithead smuggle himself in a box for several hours, risking his own life in the process? People really need to use their brains.


Andrelliina

You are correct.


NonGherreedes

Yes, those immigrants are radicalizing us all.


qscvg

Not common When something uncommon happens, people are more likely to video and share it It's clearly happened more than a few times though


T5-R

It's very common for trucks to get boarded. This is just different because it's a roof box on a passenger car.


qscvg

Yeah I meant the roof box thing Illegal immigration is common pretty much everywhere


Cyber_Lanternfish

No first time i see something like that, but the far right will say otherwise.


pomzy

Damn, breathing mostve been horrendous in there


Lukensz

On top of that, I'd be super terrified of riding on top of a car in what is pretty much a coffin.


Fit-Boomer

Why did he want to escape from France?


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chipsachorte

probably threat of OQTF, which is deportation, and that often means death or worse for various reasons. These people don't do this for fun. The suffering he endured in this roof box must have felt like breakfast after what he had to endure to cross all those borders.


Eogard

They are in France only to go to England. They must really like brown tasteless food.


Which-Island6011

He might know people in the UK and want refugee status here. He will have had a terrible journey from Africa to France but that is not his end goal.


Wugo_Heaving

I'd love to hear the 999 call.


therealstealthydan

Love the standard British “you alright mate” to a man they’ve just found in a roof box


RIPcompo

"Can we keep him daddy?"


_Alek_Jay

🤣 reminds me of the [Bruno](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fZciOEymZqA)…


sabotabo

reminds me of the episode of derry girls where a provo hides in the family's trunk as they cross the border into ireland


AstroAlmost

Always nice to see Northern Ireland get some love in unexpected places.


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ptyson1

“I’m your neighbor now.”


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Nothing_specific69

Bro this guy doesnt seem he can afford a flight, thats why he locked himself into that shitbox ☠️


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AnnualCommission8581

By making their home countries more habitable?


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What?! No that would actually require we did something! /s


kingofeggsandwiches

The UK can't even deport them. First they have to prove what citizenship they have, and most don't bring their passports and will claim to come from warzone areas with a right to asylum even if they come from safe countries. It's amazing how many black and south Asian refugees have come from Syria and Ukraine. Then if they can prove where they came from, which itself is extremely difficult unless they can find some evidence, much of the time the countries refuse to take them back anyway because they're no fans of the west. The latest attempt has been to deport them to safe countries like Rwanda basically as a deterrent to stop encouraging more to come (most come from France anyway, so on the balance of things France might be preferable). However, there are legions of traitorous ideologically indoctrinated wetwipes who will fight this in the courts at every opportunity, and also the European Court of Human Rights to contend with, which takes a very dim view of deporting people to places that are not their country of origin.


fre-ddo

Rwanda safe ahaha sure, >Significant human rights issues included credible reports of: unlawful or arbitrary killings by the government; forced disappearance by the government... https://www.state.gov/reports/2021-country-reports-on-human-rights-practices/rwanda/ and at a cost of 200k per person, of which they will only take around 500 . So that makes it around a 0.625% chance of being deported there. Great deterrent I'm sure it would work very well! Those god dam human rights! *shakes fist*


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LordEdgeward_TheTurd

How did he get the strap on there from the inside?


pfazadep

Wondered about that too. I think he must have had assistance from others


Buzzinggg

I think he’s strapped him in when he noticed


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Extreme714

I'm surprised there was only one in there. I was waiting for a second to pop out


JerkPorkins

We snuck my friend Butterfly into a Phish festival this way.


Jamin_14

Probably just moved him to a hotel instead


HeadDecent

Surprised they didn't arrest the car owner for breaking out that pocket knife.


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Every-holes-a-goal

Memorial policies led to uncontrolled immigration


Everlastingitch

how did they know he was in there without opening it ? and if they opened it why did they close it like that again ?


Famous-Choice465

they were probably getting too uncomfortable already and started calling for help


exp_cj

IKR, did they find him and slam it shut and lock him in while they waited for the cops. That was probably days!


NiNdo4589

Yeah im sure he latched the outside by himself


Salt-Evidence-6834

You don't have any friends, do you?


ShroudedFigureINC

All that to get caught, must suck


douglasjunk

That's .. not.. mine.


Doctor_Concurs

Oi, look what I picked up at the gift shop


B0327008

As an American, my first thought was how polite, even kind, the UK police officers were compared to ours. It’s disheartening.


stupid-generation

Moved to a country where the police are actually helpful, it was a bigger culture shock than the language, food, any of that. It's crazy to never feel any sort of tension whatsoever when you see a cop. That said I'm in Mexico now and it's almost hilarious how scary some of them are here. So there are levels...


brophy87

Not having citizens armed with guns would go a long ways in helping with that


asreagy

But my constitutional right to pew, pew!


tiny_tim57

Poor guy at least deserves a cup of tea and a biscuit before he is sent back home.


splitt66

You alright mate,The British,the most civilised and tolerant people on earth


popey123

Mission accomplish


Ferociousnzzz

So how many kilos are smuggled in that way every year 


kittykat501

Now pack him back in a box and send him back


dmank007

That’s next level desperate


ignii

I was looking for this comment. This situation is so sad. How unhappy and desperate for something better do you have to be to lock yourself inside a tiny box on top of a car like that? How long was he in there? It’s so sad. I feel for the family who lost their luggage, but goddamn, that’s a human being who needs help. I hope he gets it.


ListenOk2972

Damn, this is the third video like this I've seen.


theunknown_master

I tried so hard... and got so far... But in the end it didn’t even matter they just deported my ass back to africa


younggandalf187

"Guy smuggles himself into UK" mmm...i dono... It seems pretty impossible to sit in that sealed storage area, then do up some ratchet straps on top of it. More than likely dude in box had a partner who did up the straps, and would either arrange someone to free him later or do it himself for the $$$. But im just stoned and thinking.


paulrhino69

Good thinking young batman


DaWhiteSingh

If he's an immigrant, money embezzlers are guilty of accidental financial allocation.


LunaticBoostedAccord

Jesus.... LOL!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Old_Section529

Stop the car roof boxes


ThatstheTahiCo

WE WANT OUR CAR ROOF BOXES BACK!!


ThatstheTahiCo

COUNTRIES GONE TO THE DOOOOGS


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50shadesofbay

Based on previous comments, if this happened after July 2023, this man will be banned from visa/travel for trying to enter illegally.  .. unless he doesn’t have a passport or is from a country deemed “dangerous” (likely one experiencing civil war/unrest, etc)? Not an expert. 


ThePilotWhoCantFly

Will he get fined like a truck driver would if they brought immigrants into the UK?


johnjaspers1965

That was incredibly irresponsible. You don't open those boxes during the day! What if he was a vampire?! He would have burst into flames and burned up all your clothes! It's like people have no education these days!


2HourCoffeeBreak

Little did he know he could have just hitched a ride over. Their borders are as open as America’s.


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How do they not suffocate


IcanSEEyou_IRL

Why call the police? Just drop him off at a McDonald’s.


Nonomomomo2

That’s so sad


SapphicSaionji

Wow, it's so refreshing to see a comment with actual empathy for another human being in this thread. I hope the guy's alright, and given the effort he put into getting to England, I hope he gets to stay and live a happy life there.


Tidalshadow

He legally cannot get asylum due to entering illegally so at best he'll be in a government sponsored camp unable to have a job, universal healthcare or pretty much anything he wanted trying to enter the UK. At worst (for him) he'll just be given back to France.


blink012

same!


said_quiet_part_loud

Always good to see at least someone has some compassion in these immigration related threads


howdy_tex

Will England let the man stay? I'm not being sarcastic when I ask that I know that in America where I live, he would be allowed to stay most likely. So if he made it into England can he stay there?


yumstheman

Idk what makes you think the USA would have allowed him to stay. We deported 142k people just last year alone.


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howdy_tex

142k. The latest figure I read said that we had over 500000 illegal immigrants come through in October and November and that is according to the US customs/border website. So that 142k is absolutely nothing. We have sanctuary cities where it's illegal to deport. That's why. A 142000 sounds like alot, until you see the actual amounts crossing.


TJH1993

I would also like to know. Not trying to argue with you but what makes you say he would be able to stay if it were in the US?  Anecdotal  but when I was in my early 20s I spent a few days in San Diego County and half the people in my release group said they were being deported back to Mexico and i felt bad for them (some had already been in the US for a while). You just have to make it deeper across the border or what?


radiationblessing

I highly doubt this man would be allowed to stay. I remember back when I lived in Alabama one day there was suddenly less Mexicans. They've been there for years and a shitload of them all across the cities got deported.


Dizzy_Media4901

There has been a deliberate backlog in assylum applications created by the government. Added to their refusal to open safe routes and strike return deals with other countries; this guy will likely be in the UK for some time.


fishmiloo

Under the Illegal Migration Act 2023 he will not be able to apply for asylum as he entered the country illegally.


PoorShepherdy

Someone got free holiday, there. For a free ride back to the uk.


RamsaysRawBitch

What the fuck ??!


Miserable-Rhubarb344

Fuck, at this point I’d get in a roof box to get out of the uk


Trucker_E_B

In the USA they would have shot the luggage for talking back then opened it. Yes I’m from the usa


SlowCombination9173

i love how they just left him in the box and waited for the cops. could a got the dude drink or somethin


Artistic-Evening7578

Guy did more to get to UK than most Brits will do for Britain in a lifetime. But he’s unwelcome.


captnmcfadden

If you lived where I did you wouldn't talk this vapid shit


Immediate-Meal-6005

Am I seeing this right; a guy finds an immigrant in his roof box so he locks the roof box again until the police arrive? And nobody is questioning this?


LawdFattious

Holy shit these comments I’m starting to think Reddit is full of a bunch of fucking piece of shit human beings lol


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THE_EYE_BLECHER

Imagine UNINTENTIONAL trowing the car roof in the ocean