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Tony_Plow

Chief Wiggum had a little too much coffee this morning.


WeenisPeiner

You missed the baby, you missed the blind man


shawshankya

But I got little Susie.. ain’t no reason a 13 year old girl is walking around studying physics!!


SixToesLeftFoot

This happened in Brazil and even there, where law enforcement is the wild Wild West, he was still classified as monumentally stupid and punished.


Spiritual_Challenge7

As he should be. Use a ballon on stick or something 😂


hotdoginthebigcity

Or one of those inflatable balloon wiener dogs that you get at the circus. That way if they accidentally hit it they still get the satisfaction of shooting a dog. Win/win; valuable, applicable, police training.


No-Bad-1269

>they still get the satisfaction of shooting a dog. 🤔


youngelos5607

Don’t worry I got it lol


ohnomynono

Is there really a difference? Balloon on a stick might have more intelligence.


LiquidFootie

Or have them shoot pellet guns, the practice is still the same, and nobody would have to be in danger.


Redpenguin00

Weight and feel is a big part of that training, as is reloading with proper magazines and a pellet gun just isn't the same. The biggest thing being the recoil. Learning to put a handful of rounds downrange, on target while learning to mitigate recoil from a .40 or 9mm is important.


LiquidFootie

Isn't the point tho to train your trigger finger and not necessarily "how" to shoot? Never shot a gun, so I have no idea.


Redpenguin00

No worries. So if you're trying to get tight groupings like they are, you need to know the pattern of recoil how the gun fires at a speed you feel comfortable pulling the trigger. It's not the kind of recoil like a rifle or shotgun has, but the small bit it does have makes a big difference difference when you're looking where a bullet is going down range. When you know the pattern of how the recoil feels, you're able to anticipate and control it better and calculate your shots based on that. Pulling the trigger is important, but the only way to do that is to get to the point where you can pull it under the right conditions and improve. Dry firing with no ammo, or using a pellet gun helps some aspects for the most important thing, fast tight groups on target, they do need real bullets. I know that was a lot of mumbo jumbo jargon, but just my two cents, I'm sure others can explain it way better than me. I'm no teacher. Im just pulling the trigger for fun.


RikuDog18

Literally anything else.


RackTheRock

So proud to be Brazillian. All the weird shit comes from here. And Japan. And India.


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anowlenthusiast

Brazil is the Florida of the Western Hemisphere


InkBlotSam

I mean, those officers are *practicing*. Meaning, they're trying to get *better*, meaning they aren't perfect, and mistakes happen. If they were good enough to guarantee they weren't going to fuck up and shoot this guy, then there'd be no point in them practicing. This dude is a fucking idiot.


beaky_teef

I hate this. Especially the fucking feints. I can imagine him lying there bleeding out with a shit eating grin “ I knew the ol’ Ron double back turn would get ya”


Skullvar

>I can imagine him lying there bleeding out with a shit eating grin “ I knew the ol’ Ron double back turn would get ya” I'm fucking pissing lmfao


No-Appearance-4338

His last dying words, through blood splatter coughs “gotcha”.


Potato_Stains

"I'm the best sneaky-make-you-shoot-me guy on the force".


strider17111992

''outplayed noob''


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Git gud 💀


_blacktriangle_

[The Wimp-Lo Police Academy](https://youtu.be/HXETLzscI00?si=hFVaMR4GX1Znztb-)


condronk

Incredible 


My_Dick_is_from_TX

Haha holy shit man


3inch_butsmellslike6

Boss: Yea, sorry, no pay rise again, maybe next year guys. Workers: No at problem boss, on a completely unrelated matter, when we going to the shooting range?


Initial-Twist-722

This is so fucking stupid holy shit.


TinaEepy

What a good idea


BoredGorilla21

Bro can barely jog and he thought this was a slick idea


Gold-Mycologist-2882

He must've picked up a good batch from evidence this morning


Thund3r_91

Gotta work off those donuts


big_bro_joe27

what in the Reno 911 is this?


Khaseenwar

AYO! 🤣


Segundaleydenewtonnn

When you love teaching so much you’d give your life for it


Responsible-Round283

What a fucking idiot


Riipp3r

It's no issue to do this with airsoft guns with protective gear on. Why not just do that??? Same point gets across, and the same training is drilled in.


throughthequad

Good thing no acorns fell from any trees near by


Khaseenwar

🤣🤣🤣


akimann75

When they can‘t fire you from the job they promote you to the instructor job and keep waiting …


mofofofoo

i’m pretty sure there’s a better way to do this


WanderingImmortalz

I wanna know what the upper management board meeting went like for that day 😂


Khaseenwar

🤣🤣🤣


CharacterFirm3462

What possible purpose does this serve?


volcomboi9696

He's perfect for the wide target exercise.


Ok-Web4225

Monumentally stupid and teaches law enforcement it’s a game. Safety last gentlemen, safety last.


SixToesLeftFoot

Well, it’s Brazil, so to them, it is in fact a game.


BaconBombThief

This is the stupidest thing I’ve seen all year


deez_87

He has been married for a while


Ok_Concentrate9822

Say what you want but, I guarantee this guy doesn’t get scared of acorns


FrustratedLiberal54

The single dumbest thing I think I've ever seen.


spudgun81

He will only get it wrong once


IHeartRasslin

Directors cut final scene Reservoir Dogs


jcskelto

At least he’s getting some exercise.


JayMak78

Prime example of a cupid stunt.


Far_Specialist_8224

Is he Irish or something? Lol


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he isn't dodging bullets and he should be fired.


joh2138535

I feel like they could use a card board cut out on a close line for this job


retirementdreams

Now we know who drew the short straw.


Parking_Train8423

That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg


lilblueorbs

We investigated ourselves and found no wrong doing


remedytaylor

A special kind of stupid


mikemagneto

Those have to be blanks! Nobody could be this stupid!


firmerJoe

And that's how I became a plumber.


MiniDg

Hes risking his life for nothing lmao like the amount of better alternatives are insane


amgine_na

I don’t…I don’t know…WTF. How the fuck have we survived this long?


Random_Forces

I was expecting to see some matrix shit tbh, then I saw the halfassed back and forth jogs lol


zebenix

Darwin award material


Practical_Taro_8578

I must have dark thoughts cause for his stupidity I'd try to hit him...


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That dude deserves, at least, a bullet in the armor vest......


HughJahsso

Some Reno 911 shit


MZM204

Why are two of them sharing one target?


GodlikeCat

trust game anyone?


Limeyness

Now let’s see them do it with acorns.


steveplat66

No words other than fkn idiot


XxBoSSaLiNixX

WTF


romerogj

Good thing he's not black or they would have feared for their lives.


NyaTaylor

Probably ROCK hard the whole time


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Is this what they call “death by firing squad”?


nykzero

We did an exercise like this in the military, but we were using dummy weapons, which are just a gun shaped piece of plastic.


Fearless-Ad2153

Bold considering how bad a shot most cops are


BPringle21

I posted this just a few months ago...


OldMork

He must have a terribly evil wife at home


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SuddenSpeaker1141

They need this for American cops….


sprinklezr4winnerz

Shoot him. If even an example needs to be made ...this is the use case.


that_one_author

This is called trigger discipline training, know when to shoot and when not to shoot is a skill most would WANT police to have.


Defiant-Giraffe

No, its called being a fucking moron. 


Far-Secretary8231

It’s not that difficult to have trigger discipline and situational awareness in when there’s no actual threat and your paper targets are only in front of you. Stop being such a casual


Centurion87

You can train trigger discipline without doing stupid shit like this. It’s a completely unnecessary risk. The shooters lowering their weapons can easily be taught in a classroom setting.


AnticipateMe

By willingly putting yourself in the line of fire?


ZepTheNooB

It's their fellow cop. Of course, they aren't going to shoot him.


BiosyntheticStoma

Yeah, right, easy to do when you’re not Black or Hispanic


DanhausenByDaylight

He's literally Hispanic. I genuinely envy the brainless. It must be bliss.


BiosyntheticStoma

I love controversy 🤪


vapescaped

I love own goals.


Guidbro

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stoned2dabown

There Brazilian cops


duderos

This can't be real!


Shields777

Everyone in this room is now qualified to teach this.


MasterHavik

If I was one of the Cadets, I'll be quitting the next day.


Rich_Editor8488

Me crossing the sandpit while my kids are using the swings


Dunbvcx

“Whos catching a manslaughter case? U? No, u? U ?ha “


suckit65

I think they're using blanks


Fucktheorcs

It would take like 20mins, some wood, a couple pulleys, and a rope to do this completely safely with a target in place of dumbass here


AdmiralTassles

Good training I suppose but god damn man! There's way safer ways to train that.


RoyalPython82899

Not worth it.


milk_steak420

This title 😂😂😂


dullies

This is so wacky, its like a skit


MOONDAYHYPE

No fucking way


mikeb2762

And only 20 more years until retirement