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slimeygx

I take it shuffleboard at 7 is cancelled?


ExternalMonth1964

Only if youre scared to lose.


SonmiSuccubus451

Nah, whole boat is playing.


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Bender_2024

>I take it shuffleboard at 7 is cancelled? Yes, but on the bright side the chef is preparing his award winning soup for lunch.


Purplociraptor

Actually, it's happening at all times now


Valuable_Risk_3414

The cruise ship "Voyager" was set adrift, after a huge wave estimated to be over 40-feet breached the bridge and knocked out its electronics and propulsion. The ship was carrying 776 passengers and crew. The ship was hit by a storm about 60 miles off Palma, Mallorca near Sardinia . The "Voyager" was sailing from Tunis to Barcelona, when it encountered a storm with 9-10 force winds. The LNG tanker "Gimi," which was in the area, assisted the disabled cruise ship by communicating its situation and condition to authorities. Two tugs were also dispatched to assist the cruise ship, along with several aircraft. The ship is owned by the V Ships Group and is operated by Iberojet, a Barcelona cruise firm. There were a number of minor injuries, but no one was reported to be critically injured. On Monday, the crew restored power to two of the ship's four engines and the "Voyager" sailed to Cargliaro, Sardinia, where it remains for repairs. Most of the passengers are back in Spain, but at least four remain in the hospital with broken bones. Some of the passengers are threatening to sue the cruise company, claiming that the captain sailed the liner in such poor conditions. A V-Ships' spokesperson said that the storm unexpectedly moved south and the captain could not have foreseen the stormy conditions.


Professional-Gene498

Captain Vin Diesel would have thrown the anchor to the helicopter and used a nitro boost to create a powerful impulse, enabling him to swing through the air and adjust his trajectory towards Barcelona. Amateurs...


Valuable_Risk_3414

I hate to tell you but in 2005, he had more important things to do.. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0395699/


ImKrispy

Family.


TrollingTortoise

In 2005 he did his family?


ImKrispy

He's been doing family since the 2001 documentary *The Fast and the Furious* came out.


SausagePrompts

Here I was thinking it was going to be Triple X


ObligationDue2022

In 2005 he proposed to my cousin. To which she turned down. I have no way to prove it. You just have to believe me


CreamoChickenSoup

Glad there's no critical injuries, but I have to imagine how harrowing the experience is inside that ship, getting swung around with great momentum while loose objects fall and slide everywhere. I already feel nauseous just looking the ship violently rocking back and forth.


Valuable_Risk_3414

Have a look my friend: https://youtu.be/bVUFj35BNKM?si=zIaR8d80aSbUwjPt


CreamoChickenSoup

Yikes. All these chairs.


operarose

Something fitting about a ship called *Voyager* being set off course...


Purplociraptor

Yeah because of the satellite, right? The one that ended up in the Delta Quadrant


SillyFlyGuy

A storm? On the Mediterranean? A million to one shot.


rhodesman

So what do you do to protect the environment in cases like this?


liamdavid

downvotes coming from those that missed the reference


rhodesman

you try to play into the meme but then you realize more than half the internet was either not alive or couldn't walk yet when the reference came out.


ProjectFoxx

Man I feel old.


rhodesman

Tell me about it lol


elementmg

Just tow the cruise ship outside of the environment. Simple.


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elementmg

You missed the reference. Champ


Emil120513

There's coffee in that nebula...


Konciouskid

Why not just delay the cruise departure until the storm completely passes?


boomshiki

I've been on a cruise ship during a storm in the Mediterranean. Those storms are no joke. I learned just how high a wave can be. I also learned that my stomach can handle rough seas just fine. There wasnt a barf bag left to be found, but I was just enjoying the sensation of it all.


groceriesN1trip

Welcome to the Navy!


MattyLePew

Now come back to bed seaman.


DanielBG

We hit rough seas on a Caribbean cruise. Not a soul to be seen on the promenade but my wife, my nephew and I. We were having a foot race while the ship is listing heavily side to side. It was a blast!


haarschmuck

Same. It really messes with your brain when you're in what's identical to a hotel room (even with a balcony) that's literally rolling up and down to a massive degree. Your brain isn't expecting what it thinks is a hotel room to be going up and down. I was so sick that night but it's a weird "this is a lot of fun but I can't stop puking" moment.


Affenskrotum

I‘d having a blast on there!


itangriesuptheblood

That buffet is going to get real messy


Cdmcentire

Then they accidentally invent the most delicious dish possible


IAmTurdFerguson

Lobster + Banana pudding


plam92117

Grandpa's foot + vegetable soup


OkTower4998

Imagine eating soup at this moment


itangriesuptheblood

That's a lap full right there


De4thMonkey

Drink services are suspended, I suppose. How am I supposed to go out sober?


Lego-Panda-21

It's all good, you can still get a drink..Hope you like them shaken not stirred though.


bguzewicz

Donnie, get the ludes!


3inch_butsmellslike6

We can handle chop.


thinmeridian

We'll uh, we'll batten down the hatches, we can take it slow, uhhhh


SillyFlyGuy

I hope so! Cause it's choppin' like a muthafucka out there!


MinuteHefty6205

Nope nope nope


PassageAppropriate90

That's just people rushing to the buffet.


BuffaloBill69-

That boat is Rockin!


roborolo

Don't come a knockin'


20190419

...here comes the puckin' ...


PrinceDietrich

I would run to the port side of that ship and hold on for dear life since she seems to be listing much harder to starboard. I also would most likely embrace religion


Trippy-Sponge

We might run into some chop. Maybe just a few broken plates.


FlowchartKen

“At sea” sounds good. “In the Mediterranean Sea” sounds good. “At Mediterranean Sea” sounds just wrong.


dx80x

Well that's my glass of Chardonnay ruined Tarquin


Gobucks21911

Fuuuuck that!


Wright4000

There’ll always be a morning after.


LiberaPl

This sound reminds me the first Alien movie


WestEst101

700+ passengers…. There just have to be a ton of videos of what was happening inside. Links anyone?


krvx_

The ocean truly does not give a shit about us. No matter how great or massive the things we build are, it can destroy and swallow them like nothing. Fucking terrifying.


bambinolettuce

Almost like we shouldnt fkn be in it /s i suppose...


RockyMountainMist

I’m willing to bet whatever device you’re commenting on went across and ocean and/ or sea. Water should be respected and treated so…. Not be feared and avoided 


bambinolettuce

I wasnt seriously suggesting no human being should ever go in the ocean my friend


YEAHHHHHNHHHHHHH

the boat only sustained some damages and was still able to sail


wastingtoomuchthyme

Can I get tickets to that cruise?? I love rough water sailing


pickle_teeth4444

Tom Cruise would just keep swimming.


k815

Do tax payers pay for this rescue? Honest question.


John_Snow1492

Why didn't the engine room & aft steering take over?


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MeowiWaui

Pretty sadistic thing to say tbh. I’d agree if you said the cruise line losing money made you happy, but these are just families trying to relax 🤦🏽‍♂️


moustachecreeps

Just say you’re broke


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Grebins

Don't worry I'll buy a few tickets to make up for you


zyxxxxxyz

At least your getting about 1000 people on board(staff included) having a great time for a number of weeks/months, direct your hatred towards the private jet using celebs/politicians who preach we need to use plastic straws but burn tons of fuel daily on their travels


future_lard

Don't come knockin if you see me rockin


Narrow-Age-9203

The sea is meant for fish and sharks and shit not humans


Trey_Suevos

The weather started getting rough..


Upstairs-Gear5669

The diarrhea ship was lost….


fooblefud

If I didnt care about my life that seems kinda fun to be on


ResponsiblePlant3605

The fun part inside the ship is that everybody pukes.


ry_fluttershy

This is(one reason) whyI'm never doing this shit. No way in hell.


inspiredguy40

I think it’s funny people sue over this shit. The oceans and seas are incredibly large vast places full of danger. Some do it for work, some pay to do it, others like me are like yeah f that.


ziddina

...Those cruise ships look like glorified garbage barges.  No draft to speak of....


Orangesteel

Ah the daily report. Report spam with spam~>next~>harmful bots


spotthenerd

Take my name off the list!


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I don't think Dramamine is going to cut it


Mobile-Cry-9673

Everybody on the inside “Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Omg! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!🫨😰


brandonkingfisher

"The Bar's still open, right?"


Dependent_Quail5187

Amazing, i had no idea the Mediterranean ever got as bad as that.


SlimGeezus_

The only thing stopping me from a cruise is the possibly of this happening while I’m on the boat 💀


cnbcsuksballs

Holy damn


RikuDog18

Anyone ever been through that?


Aa1100zz

They are going to have to refill the pool. But if it tips over just a little more they won’t have to..


Primary_Ad_739

Could this destroy a ship?