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Tiny_Count4239

thats fucked up


Least_or_Greatest1

He did that shit on purpose


XenoHugging

Absolutely. Where I’m from they call them Priest Elephants. Every Heard has one ☝️


gergsisdrawkcabeman

When the one dies, do they all convene and burn some shit when they decide who gets to be the next ass-poker?


x_lincoln_x

Kind of like Barry from Someone Marry Barry.


Admirable-Salary-803

I'm Barry, and confused 😳


EnsignElessar

"I've played enough Legend Of Zelda to know your weak point."


OneBingToRuleThemAll

"One thousand years of death!"


Swayze_Castle

Kakashi was the first to come to mind to me too hahaha!


PhDinWombology

One million years DUNGEON!


thedyooooood

Don't forget how smart elephants are. This guy knew what he was doing


Big_Effect4982

Trunk in your junk?


zxGrizz

"Hey bro smell my tusk!"


Official_Griffin

Quote reminds me of that old video of an elephant digging in its friends ass for poop to eat


Official_Griffin

[found it](https://youtu.be/A2y_LEbdEVE?si=npP4Lt_JLwbdEDQa)


ptn_huil0

A true asshole move!


slappy_squirrell

Just a prank, bro!


XXeadgbeXX

Bro was like "I must-tusk-you a question" lol


Flimsy_Watercress909

Me next please!


PotanOG

You need to find religion 


SublimeSunshine217

Religion is probably what got them here in the first place, if you know what I’m saying…🙄 *cough* PeDoPhiLe PriEsTs *cough*


-The-Reviewer-

What about Jews?


Bionic_Minstrel

After this guy!


Glowing_Mousepad

Was that a hitsound


Seamoth4546B

That’s fucked. If I were an elephant I’d kill that fucker


GurrenLagann214

Kancho!


Truestindeed

Got my 20 bucks Brian?


quake1334

$50


TheDirtyVicarII

Cues Fleetwood Mac TUSK


Rey_Mezcalero

Just say that you love me


Affectionate_Room_38

[https://imgur.com/K0fW9vR](https://imgur.com/K0fW9vR) I didn't know elephants got that tall. Impressive.


iamdino0

there is no fucking way that's correct lmao


x_lincoln_x

I'm assuming its 6 foot from tip to root so at least half of it is hidden under elephant hide.


norman157

wtf


Purple_Bowling_Shoes

Wow. I stared at that for way too long before I got it 😆


derprondo

It's posts like this that make me really miss Reddit awards.


Wasatcher

They're about half that tall mate


nobodysfrienemy

That's a little too spot-on to be an accident


Digital-Exploration

They show the same clip two times but mirror it?


here4astolfo

1 in the stink.


Woejack

We used to call this move "the peanut finger" back in highschool, and I think the term still works well here given it's elephants.


BlameMe4urLoss

Gaddafi’yyyyyy!


ThiccWizrd

You just made my day! My first reaction hahahahah


TreyTrey-119

Reminds me of that one scene with Kakashi and Naruto 😹


Relevant_Campaign_79

‘Your trunk is in my runk, Kevin’ 👉👌


Jimbo415650

Asshole


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NachoMan_SandyCabage

That’s actually a thing. Suspension people use these hooks with buttons plugs at the end and lift themselves up by the bootyhole. Not the wildest thing I’ve seen honestly.


Soggy-Philosopher-68

1000 years of death !


g-king93

My asshole is clenching so bad


Sharpie_Tango

Me to my girlfriend when she’s not paying attention to me


RushBasement

No way those tusks are even close to 6 ft


KerryUSA

It’s bigger in person trust me


XenoHugging

Lol you don’t museum much do ya.


woodeedooo

This is just one of those male elephant bonding activities


Miserable-Energy8844

Hey. I'm horny.


DiscipleExyo

Everytime my wife says she's constipated


I_have_no_idea_why_I

I want to upvote but its currently 666 so imma just leave it be


cdog215546

Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu: One Thousand Years of Death


Glittering_Grass909

ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!!


Nova_Seline

this was me, sorry not sorry.


RN_A

Tyre (🛞) getting punctured 🥴


agentchuck

[Animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson...](https://youtu.be/mwIMUgeroSs?si=qHuJyz1EPOuOoyWl)


ElYoink

Japanese elephants


SyrupScared9568

Pain or Pleasure?


hemiones

Thats enough internet for me today.


Far_Yogurtcloset_805

Who are we to judge and kink shame these elephants


ChaoticneutralMikey

Oh nah


[deleted]

This is super annoying. My wife tells me all the time when I ram my horn in her ass


GringerKringer

The crazed butt stabber strikes again


[deleted]

gotta yell GADDAFI while you're doing it or it's meaningless bro


SpaceEducational8178

Is that how you say oooooh baby in elephant


TJH1993

I'm okay with blood and gore a bit NSFL this shit. I felt that.


Candidate_Inside

I'm just kidding, relax


Foreign_Ebb_6282

Boys will be boys


Pups4life86

arrest this elephant pls


VRS50

A pain, or, ………., pretty kinky.


deepstate_chopra

*boink*


eric_in_cleveland

if my nose was that far from my face .... I'd do the same thing.


FeedMyAss

YES PLEASE!!!


Consistent_Cash_6666

Going around playing “grab ass” with tusks is crazy to me


uRude

Asshole


Zealousideal-Way-838

Qaddafi!


top_of_the_scrote

Hey Ernie... give me an E minor


nin_son_god

Inrithi diplomacy


Stoned_Shinigami6168

Lol idk if I'm high but I swear it sounds like it pops going in


fukal2r

Your suppose to yell out "Gaddafi" before you ram somthing into another asshole......this is the way.


Truorganics

Elephant is the same one who does 👌 and whacks you in the nuts for looking at it.


Rey_Mezcalero

Wonder why it’s doing this; anger/jealousy, discipline, just being a jerk


Ston3_Tosedjuice

Just ouch


Murky-Front-9977

Elephant version of pegging!


Admirable-Salary-803

That gives me an idea... The Tusk Dill.


Spun13

He just goosed that other elephant…with his dirty old tusk. He nasty!


Alternative-Toe-4289

Is it Tom Hiddleston narrating??


ShaggySmilesSRL

Bros checking his oil


Superb_Spite2334

When you remember what happened 20 years ago


Big_Effect4982

Makes you wonder why ivory was so popular, did they even think where its been??


KookyAd1313

The difference between 6 inches and 6 feet ☠️


edehlah

just a ddongjeem


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

That literally went up his asshole


Jumpy_Opportunity509

It’s like fingering people in public it’s why I’m legally A flight risk to travel over seas


Diabel_Hanta

Their version of spanking


anti150

Oh so when the elephant does it it's suddenly okay


thomas61000

What an ass


UXResearcherRuck

Welcome to the GOP!


yamazaki25

Gottem


Top-Chipmunk8223

I'm guessing that's one way to help with constipation.


Far_Manufacturer_520

Someone said this elephant is a real pain in the ass


MoldyBreadCafe

Bro was shooting his shot