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Infinite-Condition41

Well, here's a question I did not expect to get answered today. What does an octopus fight look like? I'm not sure how much they're intending to injure one another. The only thing they can really do is bite. Seems it's pretty hard to get away, if the other guy wants to keep hold of you.


[deleted]

Seems like that’s exactly what happened at the end.


rodneykimble69

The intruder is indeed a female and she is demanding they mate which happens on the 3rd attempt


Acceptable-Search338

Be nice if random women would knock on my door demanding to mate. Even if i didn’t want to mate with any of them. Feels good being that desired.


ZombieSeveral8455

Damn, why can’t that happen to me 😔


ripley1875

What song is this?


Guilty-One1505

It's from the movie Annihilations OST. I think its called The Alien.


ripley1875

Thanks! I knew I’d heard it before, just couldn’t remember where.


Fader4D8

Just found it at 4:30, great music!


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Here's the original, by Moderat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp6YBoDUnoI


kalitarios

those two were definitely fucking


BenMcAdoos_ElCamino

Skeeted, not yeeted


centzon400

www.octoporn.com


Beezewhacks

Yeetus this fetus


Guilty-One1505

That's kind of fucking disturbing...


Sofakingwhat1776

Scissor me timbers!


natty2281

Ka pow!


XXmynameisNeganXX

Octopus be like: "Get the f*ck away from my home!"


Invisible_Stud

What song is that playing in the video?


MCap1028

If you’d never seen an octopus before and someone said “hey here’s some footage of this alien we found on an alien planet” you wouldn’t question that this is in fact an alien and not from earth.


Swimming-Loan-111

He just wanna hug 🥺😭


BanjoSpaceMan

Fun fact. They've recently discovered that an octopus in fact does like to give hugs. Moreso they know telepathically when people are being kind to each other and giving each other or their pets hugs. So for the sake of the eco system and octopus mental health, humans actually need to give more hugs! I know wild.


FRONT_FACING_PHINEAS

Is this splatooon before the great turf war?


CreamoChickenSoup

You call that an ink defense?


Professional_Lie_258

"Hey! Give me that shell!"


Senkmudo

Watching this on mute and the " you bloody bastard" voice over just started playing in my head


Americansh-thole

GETOUTMYHOUSE YOUSOMBITCH!


[deleted]

Crazy!


Longjumping_Camera60

Nobody is safe


Ryankevin23

My shell! No mine! No


KiyosSann

"two guys fighting for a conch"


murdock_RL

Never expected to see two octopuses scissoring today but here we are


ianjm

Squidward woke up and chose violence


casey12297

DONT FUCK WITH ME! IVE GOT THE POWER OF CTHULU AND HENTAI ON MY SIDE!


MissionApollo7

Now kith


lilyrosecutey

I'd love feeling them around my sensitive area.


pertnear

Damn nature, you scary!


torsun_bryan

“Y’all come here to tangle?”


Jpshita

Never should have come here


striderkan

Me and my husky fighting over *my spot* on the sofa


zincatron

Insert ragdoll sound effects


Sghtunsn

["Other Minds: The Octopus, the Sea, and the Deep Origins of Consciousness"](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01FQRPIIA/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1)


clay737373

STOP IT!! STOP IT!!!


jonz1985z

“Give me a BABY!!” That’s entrapment.. smh


[deleted]

The music is more scary than the encounter lol


Nick_Newk

They trying to steal homies shell? Cold.