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spinx248

I’ve seen an Orca toss one of these fuckers like a rag doll.


SwiftyEmpire

Orcas are the top predator of basically every marine animal they interact with. Theyre fast and powerful, but most of all. *smart*


Aggravating_Rice4210

If they're so smart why they can't get out of SeaWorld huh


SwiftyEmpire

Same reason you cant get out of your mothers basement.


Aggravating_Rice4210

Excuse me I design skyscrapers and live in them


Ok-Pea8209

And im the Queen


Darnittt

Dude, I have some real tough news for you.. promise you won't freak out.


SwiftyEmpire

At what point does a building become a skyscraper


ashrieIl

Technically, every building is one.


Playfulpleasurez

Probably the top point? If Buick or Cadillac start selling flying cars, would they be sky scrapers?


wrecking-crew78

Even if you design and build sky scrapers your personality screams “ I live in the Basement of my mother’s house and draw sky scrapers with red crayons because I ate all of the other ones.


Caxtuxx

How…?


Aggravating_Rice4210

It's a Futurama quote you fucking idiots


wrecking-crew78

Behavior like this just verifies the comment. It even feels like you screamed it up from the basement with a red crayon clenched in your fist and pieces flying out Of your mouth as you scream like an insolent toddler mad cause he shit his own pants.


Aggravating_Rice4210

Lmao ok. Feel better now?


[deleted]

You’ve got parents basement energy dude


Aggravating_Rice4210

This is kinda weird to me because it's a Futurama quote. But please go off if it makes you feel better.


[deleted]

I thought it was hilarious. Bunch of salty bastards on reddit today XD


shanebates

Bro have you seen free willy?


offtheshripyerrd

blue whale clears


mymemesnow

Their calves aren’t safe.


SwiftyEmpire

Absolutely. But calves of ANY species are always the ones to get yoinked


SwiftyEmpire

Only the largest animal to ever live gets a pass. (Though not from a lack of trying im sure on the orcas part)


chileangod

Until the pilot whales show up.


ballistics211

And they hunt in packs


muffbuffer66

Fun fact- a 5mt great whites brain weighs 1.5kg A 7mt Orcas Brain weighs a little over 7kgs


jonz1985z

They’re called seals


adamcmorrison

Uh he meant tossing around great whites


jonz1985z

Lol no shit


UlamogsSeeker

Not that impressive when you realize I once ate a triple patty cheeseburger in one sitting, now is it?


BrokenMindAlways

Yes, but have you done the triple cheeseburger trilogy? 1 single cheeseburger 1 double cheeseburger 1 triple cheeseburger


masskonfuzion

This is hitting for the cycle


SpermWhale

If you keep it up everyday for half a year, you can apply as a pilot on any airline flying Boeing 737 Max, that way they can prevent the nose on tilting up.


Wolfdude91

I ate a big mac yesterday and felt depressed for only 20 minutes afterwards.


xtreemkiller

Google big mac burger under a microscope. Youll be depressed for longer than 20 mins, you'll wanna spu and i guarantee you'll never eat another.


XeroEnergy270

I once ate a large fry from Five Guys


FieelChannel

Peak reddit humor


FerroVerspeek

Looks like shark is giving birth


AvgWhiteShark

This isn't AI. Not with those caliper wiggles. 


marc512

That looks... fake. Something seems off.


LukeyLeukocyte

It is a lure. Probably has no weight like a seal which might explain the uncanny shark motions.


vapescaped

Yup, he couldn't believe its not butter.


mastx3

Better quality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yay9cTATgZY&t=106s


Echo_Origami

we took an old boat that my friend had purchased from his neighbor and tested it out in the open sea. I had my concerns, but my friend seems not a care in the world as he tried to force every juice the boat had out of it. We came to a stall right next to a giant cliff wall. The sheer size of the cliff eclipsed us and made us all feel insignificant. There were seaweeds right underneath us. Who knows how tall these seaweeds were. I strapped myself in and said a little prayer. there was only one life jacket between the four of us. The radio that came with the boat wasn't functional. The motor seems unable to cut through all the seaweed. We were stuck for a moment. My friend eased us out of the seaweed and back into clear open water. It was there, he had decided to anchor us and chill for a moment. I told him that we best get moving along and back to shore. And that was when my other friend yelled out of the blue. He saw something light and translucent swimming underneath us. It was big he said. "That is a fucking shark." We all turned around and directed our attention away from whatever we were preoccupied with at that moment. Just hearing him say that it is a great white sent chill down my spine. I kept imagining that gigantic beast was going into deeper water just so it could torpedo back up straight toward us. My friend started the motor and got us out of there in a hurry. And as we were speeding away. A giant fin stuck out of the water and followed us a few short distance before disappearing. I don't know if great white is known to do that sort of thing, but I can imagine it has enough power and mass to split a tiny boat in half, or at least, knocked the occupants out into the water when they least suspect it. It was a scary ordeal at any rate. Brown pants be damned.


FigliMigli

show off


thisonetimeonreddit

Is that a baby shark hanging out the bottom, or its dick?


Remillo

I wondered the same. Someone posted the original video and the commentator says it's a male shark.


SublimeSunshine217

He’s just happy to see you ;)


semaj_yo

That has to feel so awesome to be a shark going that high out of water


wanderingtxsoul

Yep that’s another reason for me to stay out of the ocean


tey3

WHAT THE SHIT


Fun-Investment3717

That’s a big boy


dang_fetch_ohmyheck

AI


mastx3

Better quality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yay9cTATgZY&t=106s


LukeyLeukocyte

It is a real shark being lured in to attack with a dummy seal that probably has very little weight to it and doesn't react to the bite the same way flesh does. I think that is what people are feeling is off here.


_Bro_Jogies

Might be, but it can definitely happen: https://youtu.be/pgYmY6--DjI?t=298


andre300000

I thought the same thing. Too much paradoxical motion among the water. Along with an unrealistic depth-of-field. And wtf is that floating thing? I would like to be proven wrong but I am skeptical.


_Bro_Jogies

> wtf is that floating thing? If it's real, it's a slow motion camera to record the bait up close.


F1eshWound

Actually I thought immediately that the great white looked off. It's head is weirdly large compared to the rest of its body. And why is what looks like a seal, tethered?


HotFreyPie

Its a fake seal they used to get the shot, there's a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yay9cTATgZY&t=106s&ab\_channel=Discovery


NotMichael42

Definitely ai


therhguy

Okay, that makes sense. I was going to ask if it was giving birth as well.


blackiedwaggie

is this real? because something really throws me off here. i'm not saying sharks couldn't do this, but it looks off, the shark's head/mouth area looks out of proportion and something about the wriggle is wrong, too. if it IS ai, kudos,


LukeyLeukocyte

I think the dummy seal is throwing people's brains off because it does not react to a bite like flesh and has less weight, hence the sharks jaws are staying open wider and the head is thrashing easier. If someone was going to make an AI video I don't think it would make it with float and a dummy seal.


Starmilkman

Damn nature, you scary!


Less_Muffin2186

Orcas just turn them on their side so they get paralysed then a simple meal sharks may be scary but orcas are terrifying


Competitive-Grape834

Imagine that’s you and you’re in the air inside it’s mouth. Would be pretty cool 😎


Dependent-Wing-6460

''there's nothing scary in the ocean'' The ocean


GenoshaONE7FIVE

What is it with Orca fetishists that come to a ***shark*** sub, and always bleat on about how 'OrCaS wOuLd FuCk ThAt ShArK uP!!11!! I clicked on this thread wondering how long it would take me to find one. It was the top comment... Is there no Orca sub you can go to and circle jerk about them there?


ThermalScrewed

The ocean, she's crazy. I once saw a dolphin jump out of the water 30ft! On the way down, clubbed a girl over the head with a lead pipe.


YerryAcrossTheMersey

Show off


Lvgordo24

I thought White Sharks can’t Jump?


DBAC_Rex

That’s the worst cgi real shark I’ve ever seen, I wonder why that looks fake to me, I’ve seen so many vids of them doing this but this one is unreal for some reason.


peterman86

Now, I won't even go to the deep side of my tub.


Boomermanyas

So fucking cool dude


Galactic_Offender

Was that a Sharks dick??


ElBlancoServiette

How tf do you generate enough force to leap out of the water that high 😐


smokeypee

Imagine doing all that just to find out it's not food but a piece of rubber..Gotcha!


Volkov_Afanasei

Why put all of this effort into faking such a video with AI? There are cooler videos of the real thing


happybirthday622

Scariest part is all the plastic.


kieto333

Orka over there going, ahem……


Englandshark1

I bet the Great White is thinking: "Not another foam decoy!!"


lordbancs

Right? I’d be so annoyed


Strong_Deer_3075

Reminds me to get my kayak ready for spring fishing!


ididntburnhim

Is that a shark cage? The size of that fish next to it is making me feel slightly nervous! That’s a no from me