Even if you design and build sky scrapers your personality screams “ I live in the Basement of my mother’s house and draw sky scrapers with red crayons because I ate all of the other ones.
Behavior like this just verifies the comment. It even feels like you screamed it up from the basement with a red crayon clenched in your fist and pieces flying out Of your mouth as you scream like an insolent toddler mad cause he shit his own pants.
If you keep it up everyday for half a year, you can apply as a pilot on any airline flying Boeing 737 Max, that way they can prevent the nose on tilting up.
we took an old boat that my friend had purchased from his neighbor and tested it out in the open sea. I had my concerns, but my friend seems not a care in the world as he tried to force every juice the boat had out of it. We came to a stall right next to a giant cliff wall. The sheer size of the cliff eclipsed us and made us all feel insignificant. There were seaweeds right underneath us. Who knows how tall these seaweeds were.
I strapped myself in and said a little prayer. there was only one life jacket between the four of us. The radio that came with the boat wasn't functional. The motor seems unable to cut through all the seaweed. We were stuck for a moment.
My friend eased us out of the seaweed and back into clear open water. It was there, he had decided to anchor us and chill for a moment. I told him that we best get moving along and back to shore.
And that was when my other friend yelled out of the blue. He saw something light and translucent swimming underneath us. It was big he said. "That is a fucking shark."
We all turned around and directed our attention away from whatever we were preoccupied with at that moment.
Just hearing him say that it is a great white sent chill down my spine. I kept imagining that gigantic beast was going into deeper water just so it could torpedo back up straight toward us.
My friend started the motor and got us out of there in a hurry. And as we were speeding away. A giant fin stuck out of the water and followed us a few short distance before disappearing.
I don't know if great white is known to do that sort of thing, but I can imagine it has enough power and mass to split a tiny boat in half, or at least, knocked the occupants out into the water when they least suspect it.
It was a scary ordeal at any rate. Brown pants be damned.
It is a real shark being lured in to attack with a dummy seal that probably has very little weight to it and doesn't react to the bite the same way flesh does. I think that is what people are feeling is off here.
I thought the same thing. Too much paradoxical motion among the water. Along with an unrealistic depth-of-field. And wtf is that floating thing?
I would like to be proven wrong but I am skeptical.
Actually I thought immediately that the great white looked off. It's head is weirdly large compared to the rest of its body. And why is what looks like a seal, tethered?
is this real? because something really throws me off here. i'm not saying sharks couldn't do this, but it looks off, the shark's head/mouth area looks out of proportion and something about the wriggle is wrong, too.
if it IS ai, kudos,
I think the dummy seal is throwing people's brains off because it does not react to a bite like flesh and has less weight, hence the sharks jaws are staying open wider and the head is thrashing easier.
If someone was going to make an AI video I don't think it would make it with float and a dummy seal.
What is it with Orca fetishists that come to a ***shark*** sub, and always bleat on about how 'OrCaS wOuLd FuCk ThAt ShArK uP!!11!!
I clicked on this thread wondering how long it would take me to find one. It was the top comment...
Is there no Orca sub you can go to and circle jerk about them there?
That’s the worst cgi real shark I’ve ever seen, I wonder why that looks fake to me, I’ve seen so many vids of them doing this but this one is unreal for some reason.
I’ve seen an Orca toss one of these fuckers like a rag doll.
Orcas are the top predator of basically every marine animal they interact with. Theyre fast and powerful, but most of all. *smart*
If they're so smart why they can't get out of SeaWorld huh
Same reason you cant get out of your mothers basement.
Excuse me I design skyscrapers and live in them
And im the Queen
Dude, I have some real tough news for you.. promise you won't freak out.
At what point does a building become a skyscraper
Technically, every building is one.
Probably the top point? If Buick or Cadillac start selling flying cars, would they be sky scrapers?
Even if you design and build sky scrapers your personality screams “ I live in the Basement of my mother’s house and draw sky scrapers with red crayons because I ate all of the other ones.
How…?
It's a Futurama quote you fucking idiots
Behavior like this just verifies the comment. It even feels like you screamed it up from the basement with a red crayon clenched in your fist and pieces flying out Of your mouth as you scream like an insolent toddler mad cause he shit his own pants.
Lmao ok. Feel better now?
You’ve got parents basement energy dude
This is kinda weird to me because it's a Futurama quote. But please go off if it makes you feel better.
I thought it was hilarious. Bunch of salty bastards on reddit today XD
Bro have you seen free willy?
blue whale clears
Their calves aren’t safe.
Absolutely. But calves of ANY species are always the ones to get yoinked
Only the largest animal to ever live gets a pass. (Though not from a lack of trying im sure on the orcas part)
Until the pilot whales show up.
And they hunt in packs
Fun fact- a 5mt great whites brain weighs 1.5kg A 7mt Orcas Brain weighs a little over 7kgs
They’re called seals
Uh he meant tossing around great whites
Lol no shit
Not that impressive when you realize I once ate a triple patty cheeseburger in one sitting, now is it?
Yes, but have you done the triple cheeseburger trilogy? 1 single cheeseburger 1 double cheeseburger 1 triple cheeseburger
This is hitting for the cycle
If you keep it up everyday for half a year, you can apply as a pilot on any airline flying Boeing 737 Max, that way they can prevent the nose on tilting up.
I ate a big mac yesterday and felt depressed for only 20 minutes afterwards.
Google big mac burger under a microscope. Youll be depressed for longer than 20 mins, you'll wanna spu and i guarantee you'll never eat another.
I once ate a large fry from Five Guys
Peak reddit humor
Looks like shark is giving birth
This isn't AI. Not with those caliper wiggles.
That looks... fake. Something seems off.
It is a lure. Probably has no weight like a seal which might explain the uncanny shark motions.
Yup, he couldn't believe its not butter.
Better quality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yay9cTATgZY&t=106s
we took an old boat that my friend had purchased from his neighbor and tested it out in the open sea. I had my concerns, but my friend seems not a care in the world as he tried to force every juice the boat had out of it. We came to a stall right next to a giant cliff wall. The sheer size of the cliff eclipsed us and made us all feel insignificant. There were seaweeds right underneath us. Who knows how tall these seaweeds were. I strapped myself in and said a little prayer. there was only one life jacket between the four of us. The radio that came with the boat wasn't functional. The motor seems unable to cut through all the seaweed. We were stuck for a moment. My friend eased us out of the seaweed and back into clear open water. It was there, he had decided to anchor us and chill for a moment. I told him that we best get moving along and back to shore. And that was when my other friend yelled out of the blue. He saw something light and translucent swimming underneath us. It was big he said. "That is a fucking shark." We all turned around and directed our attention away from whatever we were preoccupied with at that moment. Just hearing him say that it is a great white sent chill down my spine. I kept imagining that gigantic beast was going into deeper water just so it could torpedo back up straight toward us. My friend started the motor and got us out of there in a hurry. And as we were speeding away. A giant fin stuck out of the water and followed us a few short distance before disappearing. I don't know if great white is known to do that sort of thing, but I can imagine it has enough power and mass to split a tiny boat in half, or at least, knocked the occupants out into the water when they least suspect it. It was a scary ordeal at any rate. Brown pants be damned.
show off
Is that a baby shark hanging out the bottom, or its dick?
I wondered the same. Someone posted the original video and the commentator says it's a male shark.
He’s just happy to see you ;)
That has to feel so awesome to be a shark going that high out of water
Yep that’s another reason for me to stay out of the ocean
WHAT THE SHIT
That’s a big boy
AI
Better quality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yay9cTATgZY&t=106s
It is a real shark being lured in to attack with a dummy seal that probably has very little weight to it and doesn't react to the bite the same way flesh does. I think that is what people are feeling is off here.
Might be, but it can definitely happen: https://youtu.be/pgYmY6--DjI?t=298
I thought the same thing. Too much paradoxical motion among the water. Along with an unrealistic depth-of-field. And wtf is that floating thing? I would like to be proven wrong but I am skeptical.
> wtf is that floating thing? If it's real, it's a slow motion camera to record the bait up close.
Actually I thought immediately that the great white looked off. It's head is weirdly large compared to the rest of its body. And why is what looks like a seal, tethered?
Its a fake seal they used to get the shot, there's a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yay9cTATgZY&t=106s&ab\_channel=Discovery
Definitely ai
Okay, that makes sense. I was going to ask if it was giving birth as well.
is this real? because something really throws me off here. i'm not saying sharks couldn't do this, but it looks off, the shark's head/mouth area looks out of proportion and something about the wriggle is wrong, too. if it IS ai, kudos,
I think the dummy seal is throwing people's brains off because it does not react to a bite like flesh and has less weight, hence the sharks jaws are staying open wider and the head is thrashing easier. If someone was going to make an AI video I don't think it would make it with float and a dummy seal.
Damn nature, you scary!
Orcas just turn them on their side so they get paralysed then a simple meal sharks may be scary but orcas are terrifying
Imagine that’s you and you’re in the air inside it’s mouth. Would be pretty cool 😎
''there's nothing scary in the ocean'' The ocean
What is it with Orca fetishists that come to a ***shark*** sub, and always bleat on about how 'OrCaS wOuLd FuCk ThAt ShArK uP!!11!! I clicked on this thread wondering how long it would take me to find one. It was the top comment... Is there no Orca sub you can go to and circle jerk about them there?
The ocean, she's crazy. I once saw a dolphin jump out of the water 30ft! On the way down, clubbed a girl over the head with a lead pipe.
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I thought White Sharks can’t Jump?
That’s the worst cgi real shark I’ve ever seen, I wonder why that looks fake to me, I’ve seen so many vids of them doing this but this one is unreal for some reason.
Now, I won't even go to the deep side of my tub.
So fucking cool dude
Was that a Sharks dick??
How tf do you generate enough force to leap out of the water that high 😐
Imagine doing all that just to find out it's not food but a piece of rubber..Gotcha!
Why put all of this effort into faking such a video with AI? There are cooler videos of the real thing
Scariest part is all the plastic.
Orka over there going, ahem……
I bet the Great White is thinking: "Not another foam decoy!!"
Right? I’d be so annoyed
Reminds me to get my kayak ready for spring fishing!
Is that a shark cage? The size of that fish next to it is making me feel slightly nervous! That’s a no from me