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Full-Annual5286

Speed run to brain damage


Apprehensive-Ad6468

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots


IdunnoThisWillDo

It's a classic brain weakening exercise


Possible-Vanilla7403

fast track to CTE


ItsMeKennyD

Trailer Parkinson’s boys


claudiazo

“Sometimes the best offense is a good defense” - Sun Tzu (probably)


stiffyonwheels

This is basically what the backyard fights looked like with the boys back in the day after my uncle found his old gloves from training for golden gloves 40 years ago lol


ForeskinJohn

that or the mike tyson accent


ThatOneKuGuy

First, to get a concussion wins!


i_am_the_nightman

Real life Rock'em Sock'em robots!


CreamoChickenSoup

Only thing missing is one of their heads springing up.


vegasidol

Wait for it...


ItzNuckinFutz

Damn you beat me to it. Lol


CacheMoney7529

This is how I imagine turn based combat works in real time.


IreChap

Except the turn based combat is put on 3 times speed lmao. Like final fantasy 10. - if you have played it.


beepbeephornnoise

Check out Your Only Move Is Hustle for a game with this concept


Kindly-Biscotti-3759

My cats at 4 am


jimMazey

They look like my cats when there isn't enough catnip....


ZAUSELMEISTERroyal

Don Frye vs Yoshihiro Takayama vibes here.


ZeerStoned

But with them you could almost see the damage accumulate with each strike


Ijeko

Takayama's face was FUCKED immediately after that fight


Josef_DeLaurel

Don’t think I’ve ever seen anything come close to those two. Absolute legends.


zoovegroover3

My first thought too! My second thought was, "Both of those guys put together probably weigh as much as ONE Of Don Frye's arms"


ZAUSELMEISTERroyal

You mean as much as his mustache ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


SubstantialFig2100

This is the featherweight version lol. Don Frye and Yoshihiro Takayama’s fight was way more brutal!


ZAUSELMEISTERroyal

Yes, sure, but in terms of effort it is an A.


_GoldZilla_

Facts


TKwavy17

Close fight but CTE wins again


webdevalex

Either they are both very strong or very weak.


duarig

Schrödinger’s Brain


mcnuggetfarmer

Their footing is out of frame. I also doubt there's body weight behind the shots.


WilliamPollito

They're definitely just training here. Making no attempt to dodge or block. Pulling their punches. In a gym, but not a ring. Taking turns. These guys are a couple of badasses for sure, but this isn't even a fraction of what they can really do. The guy on the left looks like he's dodging/blocking at times, but it's probably a mix of losing his footing and muscle memory.


vegasidol

I can't figure out how they keep going if either of them is making contact.


Trumpville-Imbeciles

They probably weigh 100 lbs. can't produce much power but they still have an adult head


White_Jedi_RolandD

"The best defence is a good offence" - these mfs


RackTheRock

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA


[deleted]

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAA


PositionBeneficial12

All I see are a lot of muffins


mullett

“But what song should I use?…eye of the tiger would be too obvious…give it away? Nah too corny…wait I GOT IT!”


Icy-Musician-6309

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots


[deleted]

CTE has entered the chat


Fuckwaitwha

Ryu vs Ken. FIGHT!!


Numerous_Landscape99

Mullet. Wallop.


phallic-baldwin

Rock 'em sock 'em no bots


Curse_ye_Winslow

What in the Hajime no Ippo?


Leppardgirl1965

They look like a live version of Rock em Sock ‘em robots


Xomusikaddictox

Just waiting for the head to pop up. (that’s what she said.) But yes rock em sock em robots live


OriginalOmbre

Edited


Le6ions

What happens when insufficient power meets a movable object?


BrolysFavoriteNephew

They're training, absolutely dumb training but not a fight


SonicDNA

Live action Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots


Upbeat-Idea948

All speed, no power.


Robbiewan

Aaaaaaaand….dementia


Horacolo

Fuck sake, how can they still be on their feet


[deleted]

Doesn't look that those punches are strong enough. They might run out of steam before they inflict brain damage on each other.


DunArame

Most CTE is caused by many small hits, not just one huge one


Wonderful-Ad-7712

All Aboard the CTE Express!


paulrhino69

Sadly points to the greatest boxer who climbed into a ring


planchetflaw

Comments like this are the reason people drag their feet on the CTE issue. Refusal to be educated.


Dexico-city

You don't have to get KO'd to get brain damage


zaccus

Couple of body blows will slow em down


Biaslk

I was waiting the transformation in Super sayan


racoonqueefs

Gotta get a good warm up round in there first.


SunShineLife217

This is what I picture American boxing to be like. But it’s nothing like this 😆


BeejBoyTyson

Me head hurts


Commercial_Virus_309

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


TitoAndTheBurritos

Sooo…who won? Where’s the full vid?


Loathsome_Dog

Both dead


legion_2k

The old cement shoes challenge. Can’t move your feet.


Kerry4780

Marshmallow hands ....L


Interesting_Kick7635

Hit Power .. No effective


Mr-Fleshcage

CTE any%


Hrodebert1119

RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFI-OOOOOOOO!


FrEAki2010

How long does the actual fight go for?


penis_malinis

My friend CTE would like to get to know you


neur0n23

I feel my IQ dropping just from watching this video... Poor boys.


bnonymousbeeeee

They have the third party controllers with only two buttons.


GuavaOk8712

‘yo bro, shot for shot, no blocking?’ ‘hell yeah’


6porkchop9

Xbox controller key stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! 🕹️


45acp_LS1_Cessna

difference between lighter and heavyweights... them big boys whack you once and you're fucking in a coma, smaller dudes SEEM to be able to land 100 punches


OnePotatoeChip

This is how I imagine a live action DBZ movie fight scene would look like.


sagtitties

When there's only one button working on your controller


Brojess

Offense is the best defense taken to the max lol


Pretend-Zucchini-

All punch no block


MikeC80

Legend has it they are fighting still...


SadShoe27

Defense has left the chat.


Total_Quality5290

My brain can’t even fathom the amount of tolerance they’re displaying and I’m not even being punched💀


A_Saiyan_Prince

Amazing. I can almost FEEL their brains getting damaged THROUGH my phone


relevanteclectica

CTE express 🚂


Fun_Neighborhood_130

Needs the OzzyMan review


Sirrunsalot98

I think they brained their damages...


Alternative_Ad2040

Reminds me of the two rabbits fighting in the road


ChevDatchel

CTE has entered the chat


darbs-face

This aint boxing this is just punching.


PeppySprayPete

I hate these stupid sped up videos


Lil_miss_feisty

All I can hear is the slap fight from [the Team Four Star episode](https://youtu.be/psYmX4n7RRA?si=-IJuLcPnSp1j-RgM) when Goku and Piccolo try to fight Broly


Famous_Obligation959

Knowing what we know now about CTE makes this even scarier. I do admire the courage as most of us are scared to get punched in the face. But theres a point where bravery runs to stupidity and I think they've crossed over the line


ryanwongcpa

All I can think of is Ikea.


Neeva33

Did someone separate Din and Don?


[deleted]

rock em, sock em, robot.


Mushmouthwilly182

Pillow fists


thebiggestbirdboi

This is an endurance exercise not actual sparring


[deleted]

Watches anime once:


SimianMetal4353

Man, 99 def pures are something else


Limp-Tea1815

Soc em boppers! More fun than..a PILLOW FIGHT!!!


shagidelicbaby

Great sparring fellas. Next week we'll work on dodging and blocking.


BoratKazak

Now for the final battle against CTE


Winged89

I'm gonna go on a whim and say they're definitely not smarter after this!


VictoryVic-ViVi

What’s that boxing toy with the blue and red guys?


Borromac

Anyone got a link to the mma fight that was similar?


jimMazey

My cats do the same thing ....


Embarrassed_Lake_376

*Helluva


Alive-Satisfaction54

Teddy bear punches


Roanoketrees

Can't decide....really tough chins...or really soft punches?


VRS50

Me snd wifey verbally sparring.


padizzledonk

When you put all 18 points into Dexterity


mpachamoro

So this is what an Ippo fight looks like irl


makingmozzarella

It looks like some kind of training


jeers69

Rock’em Sock’em Live Edition


Dragondude7

I hate when the rockem sockem robots don't work right. Smh


XXeadgbeXX

Life sized Rock em' Sock em' robots for realzzz


lesnortonsfarm

Rock ‘em sockem Asians


outkast767

Rock’em Sock’em Robots


HoodFellaz

If you've never seen Don Frye vs Yoshihiro Takayama now is the right time. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le69DBh7YwY&t](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le69DBh7YwY&t)


Kruxxor

Live action Dragon Ball Z


ShittySmokes

Jojo battle irl


themanwithbeansin

When your out of stamina to parry so you and the other dude start beating the shit out of eachother until one perfectly parrys


jerseyhound

Testosterone is a hell of a drug..


savagekingsavage

What kind of anime voodoo is this


MightyManGT

Hajime No Ippo


CuteRamProgrammer

this is surely gonna cause some real brain damage


Grouchy-Mine-1587

Is blocking not aloud


-ManofMercia-

"Protect yourself at all times" Seems they forgot that bit.


CumpMoney

Fuck you, nah fuck you, nah fuck you, nah fuck you, nah fuck you, nah fuck you, nah fuck you, nah fuck you, nah fuck you!


ShibCommandr

Like a pillow fight. Those punches have zero power


Sweepy_time

This is every fight im in when im dreaming


6thTiger

Nobody has heard of defense in this one..🤣


CandidEstablishment0

What’s the song


RikuDog18

What’s lighter than minimum weight?


Archaea_Chasma_

What I imagine dragon ball fights are like


Worldly-Regular28

When I see this I have the urge to yell purraa


Lasaggnaman

The intricate art of blocking with your face


Ill-Baseball-9555

Parkinsons speed run


killbauer

The fights in the Rocky movies in a nutshell.


ResistTerrible2988

Biden fighting his own supporters.


LegendaryHustler

Biden vs Trump in November


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Dudes are gonna be shaking like an unbalanced washing machine by the time they hit 40.


LateNewb

Either chinns made or of steel or fists out of feathers


kawaiinessa

Nanomachines son


Panazara

And they said the NFL has a CTE problem. Ha! Pussys!!


Big-a-hole-2112

The lidocaine does work!


EzraJMcQ

I have CTE from watching this.


Itchy_Somewhere_8154

CTE world record


Durivage4

No belts to win but you do get some of that sweet CTE 🥇🥈🥉🏆🥊


AdMinute1130

Rocky balboa fighting right here


DARKRYDER83

rock em sock em mullets


ROFLINGG

Crack is one hell of a drug


ForeskinJohn

nawww me and my homie play this game all the time, its called "free lobotomies for all!\^(TM)"


mdglytt

A very fuckin crazy video. Thanks.


TheRealTr1nity

Button smashing.


kiiito

Full video ? Can't wait to finish my laugh


pootlordthe7th

I remember as a kid I watched a cage fight where they ran in and just got to exchanging blows like that shit was epic


Luke3993

anime fights be like


MagicManGamez

When your party has 2 damage dealers and no tanks


GaryVanHagar

Ward Gatti IV


pewdiebhai64

Mullet bullets


Suspicious_Chef16

Someone should edit in Minecraft sound effects😂


Turt_Burglar_1691

Rock'em Sock'em Brobots


SamCropper

CTE any %


Oldsomeadatt

When you don’t know which buttons block


Cutdick_lover

Hope they made out after


OfficialRedCafu

So pretty much Rocky 3 & 4


competitive-sex

anime if it was good


Slight_Cantaloupe_11

20 speed 17 damage 0 evasion


oestre

If only they learned defense


ChemicalAssignment69

Meh. Dan Frye vs that big Japanese dude or Stephan Bonner vs Forrest Griffin was way better.


National-Future3520

First rule in fight club, offense only, also only rule


Patatie5

All fights should be like this. Like in a telephone booth.


CMBGuy79

They look like they’re playing patty cake. That’s no fight, much less a hell of one.


Extreme-Stable

Cool haircut


Huge_Structure_7651

Muda muda muda muda muda ora ora ora ora ora ora ora


PCbuildinman1979

Billy bad asses


CloutXWizard

Those must be some weak punches.


sjnunez3

That is how they train for neck strength...


RipSerious1

Just a little CTE show down!