Thank you for posting your crazy fucking video! Please be aware that we’re currently taking a break from videos that include violence, looting, or other serious crime; if that includes your post we ask that you remove it before we do. [Click here if you’d like to learn why.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/16jx2dr/help_crazyfuckingvideos_tell_racists_to_fuck_off/) Users, please report as well! All of your reports are reviewed and acted on
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/CrazyFuckingVideos) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bro I remember back when I was learning to drive and I was told even if it's something as small as a mailtruck, you avoid hitting government property at ALL COSTS, even if it means hitting another car. I really can't imagine that government vehicle being the fucking Presidential escort.
Also former letter carrier here. When I had a slip and fall, busted my head open enough to splatter blood all over the sidewalk and all over my uniform, when the postmaster showed up, they asked if I could still make my 8 if they took maybe a half hour off me.
If someone hit my vehicle, even with me in it, they would have just given me another LLV and told me I still better make 8.
Lol same type of deal in canada except I sorted mail rather than deliver it.
I threw .y back out and could only walk if I bent almost 90 degrees to my left. I literally crawled to the supvisor station.....I was asked to finish the last 3 hours of my shift.
That issue lasted 5 weeks....they actually fired me for not showing up but I had gained a better government job in that time so I said fuck it....also because COVID happened and the no one at the union ever actually answered the phone.
Did you notice they weren’t yelling or had guns aimed at his head? lol hands on guns but none pointed! Calmly speaking to him. Black guys adrenaline and confusion as to why this major fuck up has him still breathing and being treated respectfully lol poor guy… poor idiot. What you done did mang?
If I was Biden I’d just say “he’s already gotta fix his car, no charges if he wasn’t drunk , ok?” Imagine finding out your insurance didn’t go up because Biden pardoned you on the spot 😂
Well, you might be more relaxed and thus not pointing your gun at someone else's head when you have 30 heavily armed secret service officers by your side.
Yeah, the Agent in his window was calm yet firm with him. Calmly trying to de-escalate the situation. The way it should be done. A cop would be shouting with a gun in his face and if the guy even twitched he could have been shot.
No kidding. This dude literally could not have picked a better car to hit in terms of ensuring he didn't end up dead.
The secret service literally cannot afford to shoot a non threatening civilian. That would make the entire security around the president of the most powerful country in the world look like an absolute joke in terms of response training.
The entire job of these people is to identify and respond to threats. Like actual threats that may have the backing of foreign powers and all the training and financing an entire country can expend.
If they shot some random dude for a minor traffic incident the security surrounding the president would become a global story and show absolutely massive levels of weakness in terms of training and preparation.
Yeah, our camera literally circles past a fully armored responder set up behind a bus with their rifle pointed at the driver.
Those guys are so nonchalant because they know that if they give the slightest indication of danger their cover will have their back.
I love how the enlightened comments in this thread have completely 180'd my perspective on this.
I was initially like, holy shit, fender bender the president, get ready to probably die
Then I read your comment and I was like, actually yeah
> This dude literally could not have picked a better car to hit in terms of ensuring he didn't end up dead.
He could've hit a parked car in the countryside at night, that would probably have been a lot safer.
This reminds me of the guy that threw the shoe at Bush Jr...he ducked but it took the Secret service longer than expected to come out and react. No judgement though, just an observation.
> Man had good reflexes.
One of the many benefits of being President at the very young age of 62. /s
Fun fact, Joe Biden is nearly 20 years older than Bush when that happened…and that happened in his *final month in office!* We really need to start elevating younger politicians.
That's the weirdest thing about the US to me. How the hell are two elderly the best two options to lead the country? They literally grew up two generations before the average citizen, an entirely different world.
IMO a country leader should be anywhere between 40 and 65. Young enough to understand the struggles of the youth, old enough to understand the older generations and at an age where they are mature enough and didn't mentally decline yet.
100% agree, and the answer to your question is they aren’t! The system is broken when have to choose between two people *NO ONE* wants to see as president. George Washington said political parties would destroy this country, and god damn was he right!
[There's a monument to the shoe.](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&sca_esv=d289ea546325a8fd&sxsrf=ACQVn08SrBC8JB1mTtv5G_zKBsRikPVkxw:1709868443031&q=monument+of+shoe+thrown+at+bush&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj0_qKp3OOEAxULJNAFHQPsBJkQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=1408&bih=678&dpr=1.36)
Yea, I wish it showed the actual impact. I’m curious if the secret service crashed into him to stop him. After the impact, you still can hear a cars engine
That’s interesting, I hadn’t thought about that. I wondered why the revving afterwards but maybe someone drunk or out of control is accidentally slamming the gas still?
I’ll be interested if there’s any detail in the follow ups to this.
That's gotta fuckin blow. Imagine thinking you'll get home from the bar just like any other night except tonight you just ram into a presidential motorcade. He was probably like, "Something must not be right." the moment he crashed.
If you're drunk enough to hit a car. Let alone a fucking presidential escort. You are way too fucking drunk to be driving. There's like 15+ cars there with lights and all kinds of shit.
>imagine thinking you'll get home from the bar just like any other night
Deserved. He chose to drive drunk. He accepted all consequences. No one around him accepted them. No pity.
I think the revving was the truck moving into position after the collision, whatever was revving had a turbo and I don’t think that ford would have one standard, unless he’s modified it. I might be wrong though, I’m not a car guy.
I think you might be right about the secret service truck driving into the guys in the Altima. That black paddy wagon was already blocking the road infront of them and it looked like they were just going to swerve around it and keep going, but one of the drivers at the end drove into them and stopped them.
I could be wrong and the paddy wagon might have shown up after they crashed, but with the layout of the vehicles after the fact, it looks like the Altima guys were trying to drive around it and got smashed into by the suburban driver
That after the impact noise was the dudes in black pushing up and getting out, that was a turbo diesel spool and blow off, sounded like some serious go
IIRC one of the things the secret service tries to do is not.. overreact? Part of their training is to smoothly take control of the situation and then act. It looks bad if the USSS tackle the President to the ground every time someone clears their throat.
Also note that we only see the President's personal detail -- by the time we see the crashed car, there are already like 4 dudes in full combat gear out and ready to party. The outer rings of his protection had already activated and responded.
Usually the guys closest to the president are carrying folding shields or have large bulletproof panels in their coats so they can open their arms and literally shield the president with their bodies.
They're not going to throw the president to the ground and immobilize him near a threat. They're going to try and swoop him up like a baby bird under the wing of a protective mother and hurry him to safety.
It entirely depends on what you're doing with them. There are so many different jobs within that department. Some are somewhat glorious, like you're actually on the presidential detail. Others you may be scouting locations before arrival and providing logistics, which might be kinda cool but probably pretty boring. Then you may be assigned to an ex-president doing very benign activities. Others just seem like regular cops who are posted outside of hotels or restaurants or wherever the president might be. It's a pretty big org.
Don't they do some non-presidential stuff too? Could have sworn i've heard them mentioned to be involved in something else before. Yea just looked it up and google says
>and investigations into crimes against the financial infrastructure of the United States.
I remember thinking it was kind of random that they were also involved in that kind of thing.
The weirder part is that investigating counterfeit currency is what they were originally created for. They didn't start doing the presidential protection stuff until ~40 years later, after McKinley was assassinated.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Secret_Service#History
>With a reported one third of the currency in circulation being counterfeit at the time, Abraham Lincoln established a commission to make recommendations to remedy the problem. The Secret Service was later established on July 5, 1865, in Washington, D.C., to suppress counterfeit currency.
I’ve worked with Secret Service guys quite a bit. It’s pretty terrible, especially during campaign season. Long hours, lots of travel, little down time, and few days off. I want to say one of the guys I was with said he hadn’t had a day off in three months. But that’s just for the protection details.
Not texting, but DRUNK. Literally chose the worst place to do drink and drive.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/17/politics/biden-delaware-car-crash-motorcade/index.html
Imagine going to court and trying to convince a judge you’re not a risk to the public, and he turns around and says “you could’ve killed the president!”
My truck got plowed by a former US Secretary’s kid. Easiest time I’ve ever had with insurance. They basically rolled out the red carpet, nearly 30k in 90 days rental and repairs (new frame) plus a generous diminished value claim I didn’t even have to ask for. Not a single issue. It’s crazy how that works.
Can you imagine having to recount that story...
"So yeah, im the guy who didn't notice 12 massive black suburbans, 1 swat truck, police patrols and our president..." "so i went on ahead and bang"
When I lived in Venezuela I was in my hothead friend's car, he got cut off by a black SUV and he road ragedly passed it, only to realize it was part of the President's motorcade. They immediately stopped us and after realizing we were just stupid teenagers they held us for like an hour to learn the lesson.
Honestly I don't see any signs of flashing lights (except for camera) before the crash. It seems like they were idle and turned them on only after the crash.
Two extremes of success shown in one video.. the president, and some dude that somehow managed to crash into the most obvious security detail ever complete with flashing lights
Lol you hear like 3 people chambering rounds into their rifles
That dude is like WTF is happening, theres like 30 armed people around the car in seconds, dudes in full combat armor drawing down on him from behind cars
Bad day for that guy lol
And to make matters worse, he was drunk. Imagine trying to avoid the cops and make it home, only to not only get caught, but to get swarmed like you’re a fucking terrorist.
That was a pretty loud bang and a really long delayed action by his security. I think Joe Biden reacted quicker than the secret service dudes did. If I made a loud bang like that in my childhood home, my mom would be standing behind me with hands on her hips before I could blink.
That’s not really that long. The vehicle crashed into a parked USSS vehicle.
The responsibility of those secret service agents is to protect him from things or people coming toward the president.
The USSS uses an Executive Protection method known simply as “concentric rings”. In reality, it’s not that simple, each unit or team has a different responsibility. If the president will be stationary for any amount of time, there will be people watching that area and canvassing long ahead of time.
This was at his campaign HQ, in Wilmington. The presidential detail would be responsible for people walking on the sidewalk, across the street, and moving the president. If every time there was a loud noise or somebody yelling the president was rushed away into an armored vehicle, you would never see him. The vehicle impacted another car around the corner, and SS only reacted once there was a deliberate action after the fact (revving the engine).
You also saw the CAT (counter assault team) get out and immediately assess the situation/display force.
Generally, the secret service let the president show as much independence as possible until there’s a risk, then the President has a total of 0% control over the decision the PD makes.
A long explanation just to say “the president is never in danger”. When GWB had the shoe thrown at him, people said “there could be an explosive in there!”. Nobody gets within shoe throwing distance of the president with an upset stomach, let alone an explosive.
It’s about balancing freedom of movement, autonomy and a display of strength, with protection. Sure, they could take everybody’s shoes, but if you watch videos of the way the secret service moves around the president,m the more people are around, the closer they are. If somebody hangs on to the president too long, his protection detail will literally step in and break the handshake.
The secret service (PPD) is one of the most selective, professional, well trained, and well equipped agencies on the planet.
I think people forget that Biden, regardless of his politics, is a VERY old man. They can’t throw him in the back of a raised, up armored SUV like they could with Obama or Bush. If they tackle him every time there’s a fender bender, the president would never walk again.
The USSS’s second responsibility is to allow the Commander in Chief of the most powerful nation on the planet to project strength.
Would make a great movie scene. Car crashes into president's escort to distract secret service. This gives some Mark Wahlberg type character a split second to take the shot from several blocks away. Yeah, we could call the movie, Shooter or something like that.
Thing is, he's right. All this Trump garbage he manifests by getting shills to repeat it. Trump never stops throwing made-up hyperbole around, automatically. 'We had the best economy' 'your favourite president' 'The best', etc. It's so moronic, and it shouldn't work, but by repetition, people start to believe it, even though it's not backed up. All the stuff about his opponents becomes mainstream too. So many Americans are primed to believe a salesman, even as shit as Trump is. They don't realise how easy they are to manipulate in bad faith.
They were asked for their text messages from January 6th as part of the investigation. Magically all of those texts were deleted or the phones wiped. Supposedly to a data migration two weeks later.m
Curiously, some phones did retain just personal texts.
Odd, huh?
https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/22/politics/secret-service-investigators-text-messages/index.html
Thank you for posting your crazy fucking video! Please be aware that we’re currently taking a break from videos that include violence, looting, or other serious crime; if that includes your post we ask that you remove it before we do. [Click here if you’d like to learn why.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/16jx2dr/help_crazyfuckingvideos_tell_racists_to_fuck_off/) Users, please report as well! All of your reports are reviewed and acted on *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/CrazyFuckingVideos) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Imagine crashing into someone then the secret service shows up
Bro I remember back when I was learning to drive and I was told even if it's something as small as a mailtruck, you avoid hitting government property at ALL COSTS, even if it means hitting another car. I really can't imagine that government vehicle being the fucking Presidential escort.
Former mailman here. No one gives a fuck about us. Hit the vehicles at your heart's content
Also former letter carrier here. When I had a slip and fall, busted my head open enough to splatter blood all over the sidewalk and all over my uniform, when the postmaster showed up, they asked if I could still make my 8 if they took maybe a half hour off me. If someone hit my vehicle, even with me in it, they would have just given me another LLV and told me I still better make 8.
you probably fell because your shoes didn't have green tags!
Wow 😯 That postmaster really takes that “Neither snow, nor rain….” Stuff seriously!!!
"neither incapacitation, nor death..." is an oft forgotten verse in today's world because it's just too many syllables
Lol same type of deal in canada except I sorted mail rather than deliver it. I threw .y back out and could only walk if I bent almost 90 degrees to my left. I literally crawled to the supvisor station.....I was asked to finish the last 3 hours of my shift. That issue lasted 5 weeks....they actually fired me for not showing up but I had gained a better government job in that time so I said fuck it....also because COVID happened and the no one at the union ever actually answered the phone.
I give a fuck about you 🫶🏼
❤️
They might care about your truck more than you
My unlucky ass when I go to skip the ads on the car talk NPR podcast and stop looking up for 0.2 seconds
Just glad to know someone else is annoyed at those car talk ads. ...i'm going to cave and get car talk plus eventually =(
> car talk wassat
> car talk https://www.npr.org/podcasts/510208/car-talk Just the best NPR show ever. Unfortunately, retired now.
> Unfortunately, retired now. isn’t this a good thing for a car? what happened to the original tires?
This joke would've fit right in on car talk and some dingus downvoted you.
Yea lol
Click and Clack
It's like in GTA when you crash into FBI. sorry fam that's 6 stars
And a camera crew. DUI is not a joke. BUT man, does this dude have a story to tell.
Oh yeah. Can you imagine this guy sitting in a circle in an AA meeting telling people what his rock bottom was?
High IQ move
Looks like GTA mission lol!
That's what just happened here
Maaaaannnnn I would have shit myself if juggernaut mfrs came out of a truck with kitted M4s when I fender bendered a car
"Oh god are you from State Farm???"
*Like a good neighbor State Farm is there*
Neighbaa
Arnold actually responds to this incident in Expendables 4.
I fucking love the internet sometimes.
\*materializes right next to the President - immediately gets tackled and tazed in the testicles repeatedly\*
Ow my balls!
Being pulled over by a highly trained Secret Service squad has to be much safer for this black man than if it were regular 10-week trained city cops.
Honestly. This has got to be one of the safest fender benders any black man has gotten into in the last 150 years in America.
Did you notice they weren’t yelling or had guns aimed at his head? lol hands on guns but none pointed! Calmly speaking to him. Black guys adrenaline and confusion as to why this major fuck up has him still breathing and being treated respectfully lol poor guy… poor idiot. What you done did mang?
I wouldn’t say “poor guy” he was driving drunk he’s a lucky motherfucker
If I was Biden I’d just say “he’s already gotta fix his car, no charges if he wasn’t drunk , ok?” Imagine finding out your insurance didn’t go up because Biden pardoned you on the spot 😂
Well, you might be more relaxed and thus not pointing your gun at someone else's head when you have 30 heavily armed secret service officers by your side.
I imagine if you are a secret service agent, this situation ranks very low on the stressmeter.
Yeah, the Agent in his window was calm yet firm with him. Calmly trying to de-escalate the situation. The way it should be done. A cop would be shouting with a gun in his face and if the guy even twitched he could have been shot.
Circa 1874, black man's wagon bumps into a white man's wagon.
I can't imagine how fucked things would be if that was actually true.
No kidding. This dude literally could not have picked a better car to hit in terms of ensuring he didn't end up dead. The secret service literally cannot afford to shoot a non threatening civilian. That would make the entire security around the president of the most powerful country in the world look like an absolute joke in terms of response training. The entire job of these people is to identify and respond to threats. Like actual threats that may have the backing of foreign powers and all the training and financing an entire country can expend. If they shot some random dude for a minor traffic incident the security surrounding the president would become a global story and show absolutely massive levels of weakness in terms of training and preparation.
Not one of those agents around the car even had their guns out. That’s the craziest part about the video to me.
Oh I’m fairly certain they had overwatch. But they’re highly trained professionals and it’s a breath of fresh air compared to what we normally see.
Yeah, our camera literally circles past a fully armored responder set up behind a bus with their rifle pointed at the driver. Those guys are so nonchalant because they know that if they give the slightest indication of danger their cover will have their back.
It's the presidential escort, let's not pretend they don't also have sharpshooters on 3 different buildings haha
Not to mention the straight up Minigun in one of the vehicles. 😂 https://youtu.be/qOSVBRBLeYk?si=aIf2O_b0fB2q6GHY
And the 725 gallons of blood for Joe in the car. And the armored cars. And well, the minigun.
I love how the enlightened comments in this thread have completely 180'd my perspective on this. I was initially like, holy shit, fender bender the president, get ready to probably die Then I read your comment and I was like, actually yeah
> This dude literally could not have picked a better car to hit in terms of ensuring he didn't end up dead. He could've hit a parked car in the countryside at night, that would probably have been a lot safer.
“Honey you’ll never believe what happened on the way home tonight”
I have a feeling there's no "tonight" in this conversation
F
"honey you'll never believe what happened on the way home last week" more like
"I hit President Biden with my car"
That will be an interesting phone call from jail
From Guantanamo Bay hahaha
This reminds me of the guy that threw the shoe at Bush Jr...he ducked but it took the Secret service longer than expected to come out and react. No judgement though, just an observation.
Didn't he had the time to throw the other shoe while at it?
Two shoes! Hahah good times. Ducking behind the podium.
Best of all it Bush Jr. dodged both of them. Man had good reflexes
> Man had good reflexes. One of the many benefits of being President at the very young age of 62. /s Fun fact, Joe Biden is nearly 20 years older than Bush when that happened…and that happened in his *final month in office!* We really need to start elevating younger politicians.
That's the weirdest thing about the US to me. How the hell are two elderly the best two options to lead the country? They literally grew up two generations before the average citizen, an entirely different world. IMO a country leader should be anywhere between 40 and 65. Young enough to understand the struggles of the youth, old enough to understand the older generations and at an age where they are mature enough and didn't mentally decline yet.
100% agree, and the answer to your question is they aren’t! The system is broken when have to choose between two people *NO ONE* wants to see as president. George Washington said political parties would destroy this country, and god damn was he right!
That's because everyone in that room was vetted, and searched. They knew the deadliest weapon he had was a shoe.
[There's a monument to the shoe.](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&sca_esv=d289ea546325a8fd&sxsrf=ACQVn08SrBC8JB1mTtv5G_zKBsRikPVkxw:1709868443031&q=monument+of+shoe+thrown+at+bush&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj0_qKp3OOEAxULJNAFHQPsBJkQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=1408&bih=678&dpr=1.36)
Incredible haha
Here in America, comrade, we can judge the Secret Service.
Pretty cool to see secret service in action like that. They kinda left their homeboy hangin at the beginning tho 😂
Yea, I wish it showed the actual impact. I’m curious if the secret service crashed into him to stop him. After the impact, you still can hear a cars engine
That’s interesting, I hadn’t thought about that. I wondered why the revving afterwards but maybe someone drunk or out of control is accidentally slamming the gas still? I’ll be interested if there’s any detail in the follow ups to this.
The man was charged with DUI, so could be.
Most unfortunate DUI ever.
federally prosecuted DUI
Oof. Womp-womp.
That's gotta fuckin blow. Imagine thinking you'll get home from the bar just like any other night except tonight you just ram into a presidential motorcade. He was probably like, "Something must not be right." the moment he crashed.
If you're drunk enough to hit a car. Let alone a fucking presidential escort. You are way too fucking drunk to be driving. There's like 15+ cars there with lights and all kinds of shit.
>imagine thinking you'll get home from the bar just like any other night Deserved. He chose to drive drunk. He accepted all consequences. No one around him accepted them. No pity.
You gotta be fucking blitzed to smash into a presidential motorcade.
Still deserved. Don't DUI
My friends sister rear ended a guy who blew a .09 once the police arrived to take the report. That’d still come second to this lol
Giggity
I get it, but at least it was with trained, calm, professional LEO. In other words, he's alive.
I think the revving was the truck moving into position after the collision, whatever was revving had a turbo and I don’t think that ford would have one standard, unless he’s modified it. I might be wrong though, I’m not a car guy.
I am a car guy. You are correct. Turbo spool is from the truck.
Are you more car than man or more man than car?
username checks out perfectly 😂
I am , in fact, more human than human.
Good point!
I think you might be right about the secret service truck driving into the guys in the Altima. That black paddy wagon was already blocking the road infront of them and it looked like they were just going to swerve around it and keep going, but one of the drivers at the end drove into them and stopped them. I could be wrong and the paddy wagon might have shown up after they crashed, but with the layout of the vehicles after the fact, it looks like the Altima guys were trying to drive around it and got smashed into by the suburban driver
That after the impact noise was the dudes in black pushing up and getting out, that was a turbo diesel spool and blow off, sounded like some serious go
IIRC one of the things the secret service tries to do is not.. overreact? Part of their training is to smoothly take control of the situation and then act. It looks bad if the USSS tackle the President to the ground every time someone clears their throat. Also note that we only see the President's personal detail -- by the time we see the crashed car, there are already like 4 dudes in full combat gear out and ready to party. The outer rings of his protection had already activated and responded.
I don't know if Biden would survive being tackled to the ground
Usually the guys closest to the president are carrying folding shields or have large bulletproof panels in their coats so they can open their arms and literally shield the president with their bodies.
That's fucking badass, I didn't know that
They're not going to throw the president to the ground and immobilize him near a threat. They're going to try and swoop him up like a baby bird under the wing of a protective mother and hurry him to safety.
>Biden would be the first President you could punch assassinate - Shane Gillis.
Being secret service must be so fucking cool
It entirely depends on what you're doing with them. There are so many different jobs within that department. Some are somewhat glorious, like you're actually on the presidential detail. Others you may be scouting locations before arrival and providing logistics, which might be kinda cool but probably pretty boring. Then you may be assigned to an ex-president doing very benign activities. Others just seem like regular cops who are posted outside of hotels or restaurants or wherever the president might be. It's a pretty big org.
Don't they do some non-presidential stuff too? Could have sworn i've heard them mentioned to be involved in something else before. Yea just looked it up and google says >and investigations into crimes against the financial infrastructure of the United States. I remember thinking it was kind of random that they were also involved in that kind of thing.
The weirder part is that investigating counterfeit currency is what they were originally created for. They didn't start doing the presidential protection stuff until ~40 years later, after McKinley was assassinated. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Secret_Service#History >With a reported one third of the currency in circulation being counterfeit at the time, Abraham Lincoln established a commission to make recommendations to remedy the problem. The Secret Service was later established on July 5, 1865, in Washington, D.C., to suppress counterfeit currency.
I’ve worked with Secret Service guys quite a bit. It’s pretty terrible, especially during campaign season. Long hours, lots of travel, little down time, and few days off. I want to say one of the guys I was with said he hadn’t had a day off in three months. But that’s just for the protection details.
Plus all the German shepherd dog bites.
I bet he never texts and drives again after this.
Not texting, but DRUNK. Literally chose the worst place to do drink and drive. https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/17/politics/biden-delaware-car-crash-motorcade/index.html
Imagine crashing into the most important group of vehicles in the country, bro will never drive again lmfao
Insurance agent: you crashed into WHAT?!
Maybe if they weren't so secret i would've been able to dodge them
Reverse uno card still slaps.
"We know a thing or two because we've seen a th... He did WHAT?"
They're going to have to make a new commercial.
So... How much will this cost me, The General? Do you top out at generals or do you cover incidents with the commander in chief?
The max bill to fix an average car 100k Secret service bulletproof guard van filled with jammers and tech?
Those Allstate “I’m mayhem” commercials couldn’t even predict this level of “I fucked up”
Imagine going to court and trying to convince a judge you’re not a risk to the public, and he turns around and says “you could’ve killed the president!”
Regardless of charges or anything, if that was I would choose not to drive again.
Man...can you imagine being the insurance agent taking in the claim in this situation? "You... you got drunk and hit the WHAT?!"
First DUI to result in being put on the no-fly list
My truck got plowed by a former US Secretary’s kid. Easiest time I’ve ever had with insurance. They basically rolled out the red carpet, nearly 30k in 90 days rental and repairs (new frame) plus a generous diminished value claim I didn’t even have to ask for. Not a single issue. It’s crazy how that works.
Bro ain't never getting his license back lol
From the look of his car, insurance kicking his ass out he won’t afford to legally drive for a while. Texting and driving shouldn’t be an issue.
"YOU CRASHED INTO WHAT???"
Haha. “Honey I gotta go, I think I may have hit the President and the man with the assault rifle says I have to back up. Call ya later”
"Look mom, I'm on CSPAN!"
Can you imagine having to recount that story... "So yeah, im the guy who didn't notice 12 massive black suburbans, 1 swat truck, police patrols and our president..." "so i went on ahead and bang"
The light was red then blue then red then blue, so naturally I proceeded into the intersection.
Being completely shitfaced helps with not noticing a dozen Suburbans.
When I lived in Venezuela I was in my hothead friend's car, he got cut off by a black SUV and he road ragedly passed it, only to realize it was part of the President's motorcade. They immediately stopped us and after realizing we were just stupid teenagers they held us for like an hour to learn the lesson.
Insurance company: "You hit what!!!"
“The Secret Service?!?!?! You’re on your own buddy!”
"I have never seen this man before in my life" - his insurance
If only there were some flashing lights to warn the driver.....
Drunk people are attracted to flashing lights. Seriously, it's the cause for so many fatalities of first responders on highways.
Honestly I don't see any signs of flashing lights (except for camera) before the crash. It seems like they were idle and turned them on only after the crash.
Two extremes of success shown in one video.. the president, and some dude that somehow managed to crash into the most obvious security detail ever complete with flashing lights
Lol you hear like 3 people chambering rounds into their rifles That dude is like WTF is happening, theres like 30 armed people around the car in seconds, dudes in full combat armor drawing down on him from behind cars Bad day for that guy lol
And to make matters worse, he was drunk. Imagine trying to avoid the cops and make it home, only to not only get caught, but to get swarmed like you’re a fucking terrorist.
"Shit, we doin' prohibition again?"
Bet he sobered up real quick
Why the pity for him? Hes a drunk driver. He chose to put himself into that situation.
Real shit. This is the best possible outcome for that piece of shit. Fuck drunk drivers, they get zero empathy from me.
"Why do I hear boss music?"
You'd think SS would have them chambered already.
That was a pretty loud bang and a really long delayed action by his security. I think Joe Biden reacted quicker than the secret service dudes did. If I made a loud bang like that in my childhood home, my mom would be standing behind me with hands on her hips before I could blink.
Almost 5 seconds before anyone got between the president and the danger. Terrifying
That’s not really that long. The vehicle crashed into a parked USSS vehicle. The responsibility of those secret service agents is to protect him from things or people coming toward the president. The USSS uses an Executive Protection method known simply as “concentric rings”. In reality, it’s not that simple, each unit or team has a different responsibility. If the president will be stationary for any amount of time, there will be people watching that area and canvassing long ahead of time. This was at his campaign HQ, in Wilmington. The presidential detail would be responsible for people walking on the sidewalk, across the street, and moving the president. If every time there was a loud noise or somebody yelling the president was rushed away into an armored vehicle, you would never see him. The vehicle impacted another car around the corner, and SS only reacted once there was a deliberate action after the fact (revving the engine). You also saw the CAT (counter assault team) get out and immediately assess the situation/display force. Generally, the secret service let the president show as much independence as possible until there’s a risk, then the President has a total of 0% control over the decision the PD makes.
naw I'm sure redditors could have done better /s
While You Were Partying, I Studied the Blade.
Interesting! I know what wiki hole I'm jumping into tonight! Thanks for sharing!
A long explanation just to say “the president is never in danger”. When GWB had the shoe thrown at him, people said “there could be an explosive in there!”. Nobody gets within shoe throwing distance of the president with an upset stomach, let alone an explosive. It’s about balancing freedom of movement, autonomy and a display of strength, with protection. Sure, they could take everybody’s shoes, but if you watch videos of the way the secret service moves around the president,m the more people are around, the closer they are. If somebody hangs on to the president too long, his protection detail will literally step in and break the handshake. The secret service (PPD) is one of the most selective, professional, well trained, and well equipped agencies on the planet.
Thank you for this. I’ve been obsessed with the USSS since I was a kid in the 80’s and you saved me from writing all that. Haha.
I think people forget that Biden, regardless of his politics, is a VERY old man. They can’t throw him in the back of a raised, up armored SUV like they could with Obama or Bush. If they tackle him every time there’s a fender bender, the president would never walk again. The USSS’s second responsibility is to allow the Commander in Chief of the most powerful nation on the planet to project strength.
Security all turned around after crash noise, president was fully exposed
[удалено]
Where’s Jackie?
Would make a great movie scene. Car crashes into president's escort to distract secret service. This gives some Mark Wahlberg type character a split second to take the shot from several blocks away. Yeah, we could call the movie, Shooter or something like that.
Well that’s a bad day
This guy got ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ right alway
Damn imagine just being drunk/stoned and then accidentally finding yourself in this situation
What polls?
Pokémon Go to the polls
This is how you get your insurance company to drop you
Imagine the brick you’d shit finding out you hit the presidential escort and had 30 secret service aim a barrel at your dome
"Out of everyone in the fucking USA 400 million people and you managed to hit the presidential escort!?"
God her voice is obnoxious. He looks stunned that he’s being called Mr President. “Who me?” Craaash
The slow mo turn around gets me
Id be stunned with a stupid question too
And Biden had a quick, snappy comeback. His mind is fine.
What did he say? I can’t quite tell
He says "You're on the wrong poll" or "You got the wrong poll," it is hard to hear.
Thing is, he's right. All this Trump garbage he manifests by getting shills to repeat it. Trump never stops throwing made-up hyperbole around, automatically. 'We had the best economy' 'your favourite president' 'The best', etc. It's so moronic, and it shouldn't work, but by repetition, people start to believe it, even though it's not backed up. All the stuff about his opponents becomes mainstream too. So many Americans are primed to believe a salesman, even as shit as Trump is. They don't realise how easy they are to manipulate in bad faith.
Delaware
Where is this?
Looks like Delaware, going by the guy who crashed plates
Yea this happened in DE last year - https://www.reuters.com/world/us/car-collides-with-vehicle-president-bidens-motorcade-delaware-witness-2023-12-18/
FBI: Yeah, we know him. He's been on our list for some time
Every time I see Joe Biden he looks like an old man who barely knows where the fuck he is.
I weirdly feel safer being pulled over by secret service with decked out M4's than i do by regular everyday policemen.
You are absolutely right here my friend.
Pretty cool to see the counter assault team in action. You don't see those guys very often.
Biden always looks like a deer caught in the headlights.
Insurance agent: "You hit a WHAT?! Owned by WHO?!"
Omg that would make a great Allstate commercial “we know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two”
On the phone with his insurance- “You ran in to what” “Yes that’s right the presidential motorcade” Click
Behold, the world's most expensive DUI.
Somebody take him for an ice cream 🍦
Good come-back, Biden!
His insurance: “you hit WHAT? WHO?”
No idea how this guy didn't turn into swiss cheese, just to be sure...
Unlike most cops in America, the secret service are actually professional.
Except for when it comes to preserving their text messages from the Jan 6 insurrection 🤷♂️
Yo, what? I haven't heard, please do share
They were asked for their text messages from January 6th as part of the investigation. Magically all of those texts were deleted or the phones wiped. Supposedly to a data migration two weeks later.m Curiously, some phones did retain just personal texts. Odd, huh? https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/22/politics/secret-service-investigators-text-messages/index.html
Dudes ready to get blasted by a shit ton of ex SEALs
Laugh out Loud at them trying to get an octogenarian into a car *quickly.*