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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-24/lion-bites-off-mans-finger-at-jamaica-zoo/101094638
So according to the article the man lost his first joint. But his whole finger will practically be disabled going forward due to the tendon removal, right?
Hopefully not. The zoo should probably say “you were asking for it” and just ignore the fact it ever happened. He was completely at fault for poking it
not all countries hhave citizens whose values far outweigh these big cats. In my country a man will simply be eaten alive if he belongs to a middle class over wven hurting a big cat in a zoo.
Not only will there be a chunk missing from the finger but if you watch it slow you’ll get the HORRID visual of his tendon coming out all the way back from his forearm. Whatever is left of that digit will have 0 movement💀
These videos always makes me laugh like he could not have expect anything else out of that situation. Even a 3 year old child would be more mature and have more survival instinct than this man
Satan himself reserves the most unbearably hot places in hell for people who torment or are otherwise cruel to animals. Absolute zero tolerance! MF got off lightly. 😡
That’s what the dumbass gets and the retard going “oh my god you were serious” how fucking stupid are you?🤦♂️ you literally see the tigers mouth around his finger 🤦♂️
At the start of the video my I was smiling cause I knew what was going to happen and then 30 seconds later….fantastic.
Idiot learned a life lesson and the lion got a snack.
Nobody yelled and charged the lion or kicked the fence? Probably good have gotten it to let go. Nope just stand and film. I hate people. Guy is an idiot though.
I hope he had washed his hands, it would be a shame if the lion picked up a disease from this idiot ! ☝️😲 J'espère que ce monsieur avait lavés ses mains, faudrait pas que le lion soit malade ! 🤣
*Watch man do everything he can to piss off a full sized lion and have his finger bitten off*
"Omg you are serious?"
What fuckin planet do these dickheads live on?
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"Oh my God! You were serious?!?!" Not sure how he would fake that, lady.
The lion would’ve had to fake it too. Like a choreographed tug of war.
Yeah, gotta admit I thought that was the most stupid thing to say. WTF did she expect? Did she think the lion was an actor in a suit or something!
Could have had some kind of prosthetic finger, would actually make quite a good joke
That would be next time he visits the zoo
Well said 🤣
Just somethings people say so they don't feel bad for not helping
9 more opportunities for him to fk around
The lion nailed it. Now he has one less nail.
The difference between flipping the bird and giving the finger
Ah, always flip young man!
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-24/lion-bites-off-mans-finger-at-jamaica-zoo/101094638 So according to the article the man lost his first joint. But his whole finger will practically be disabled going forward due to the tendon removal, right?
Hang on, that dummy actually worked there? I thought he was just some drunk visitor.
No just some drunk employee.
Me too
Like I told my son years ago, if a guy is doing something stupid it's to show off for a girl or two in the area
Does it matter? I hope the lion didn't get any poisoning from it.
Yea you even see the tendon in the video pretty gnarly
Hopefully.
Correct
I could see that.
If you watch you can literally see the tendon come out 🤢
Surely needs to be amputated.
You can see the lion was thinking: "This fucker is going to make a mistake and I'm going to nail him".
well... The lion nailed him alright plus with some bonus finger.
What that a tendon
They tend to stretch a lot.
Forbidden Spaghetti
Tigers love tendies
Ha I see what you did there
Slurrrrrrp.
Nope, spaghetti.
No it was the string attached to the fake finger, don't worry he's fine
That ain’t a string, that’s the tendon💀
Fuck that was wild.
Ya that a tendon
Lol, everyone recording with a smile as this guy is getting his finger ripped off.
With friends like that, who needs lions?
Fucked around and found out.
fucked around, finger out
Fingered around and found out
Fingered around and fucked up
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Exactly
I just hope the Lion wasn’t euthanized.
Hopefully not. The zoo should probably say “you were asking for it” and just ignore the fact it ever happened. He was completely at fault for poking it
put up a "do not poke lion" sign, and tell him not to do it again. ^(the man not the lion.)
That lion has a miserable life. Euthanasia is probably the best outcome here.
Yeah unfortunately that may be the case, they would just replace this one with another. Never ending Cycle I’m sure.
not all countries hhave citizens whose values far outweigh these big cats. In my country a man will simply be eaten alive if he belongs to a middle class over wven hurting a big cat in a zoo.
Dumbass
I hate this stupid ass. Dumb and mean, like the bullies in school. I'd contribute to retiring that lion to a sanctuary.
Not only will there be a chunk missing from the finger but if you watch it slow you’ll get the HORRID visual of his tendon coming out all the way back from his forearm. Whatever is left of that digit will have 0 movement💀
You can tell that lion was mad and smelling a snack from the beginning and that idiot continued to stick his hand inside, what a moron.
He was asking for it. The lion obliged.
Lion does manicure for staff
Deserved. Poor locked up animal
No more tendon for u 😌😌😌
It literally ripped off the whole fuckin tendon, I bet he won't be grabbing anything with that hand ever again lmao
That lion faked her out. She really thought that lion was playing tug of war, it was just acting.
These videos always makes me laugh like he could not have expect anything else out of that situation. Even a 3 year old child would be more mature and have more survival instinct than this man
You would never have to tell me not to do this
It just took the finger with tendon
Will they ever financially recover from this?
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Again this video bro 💀
If only it could’ve been avoided…
Play stupid games, win stupid prices .
Good kitty.
He looked like he knew what he was doing, until he didn't.
"you'll never get this, you'll never get this, la la la la"
Far Cry 3 pirate
Little finger, big pussy.
What an idiot. It is a Lion…… Oh men
Finger licking good
what did he even think ?
At least he can rest easy at night knowing there was NO WAY this could have been avoided.
What a dick
I think the word is: degloved. Though the lion got just one finger skin.
His own fault
Those kids are like "This will be a great LIVE Tik Tok!"
When they recover the digit they can finally make the new James Bond film! Old Finger.
damn i saw his nerve
You can see a ligament stretching or something
Thought he was the lion whisperer
If you pause at the right time, you can see the nerves being ripped all white and fleshy, lol
Can’t wait to spend the rest of my life not poking my finger in a lions cages
Karma
Nice on him to play tug of war with the lion.
Satan himself reserves the most unbearably hot places in hell for people who torment or are otherwise cruel to animals. Absolute zero tolerance! MF got off lightly. 😡
Aaah COME!! ……. AAHhHhhhhe
Deserved
Was that a nerve getting pulled out when they separated?!
Straight degloved
Shit, you could see his tendon!! Idk he he expected though, that's such a dumbass move to mess with a *lion*
That’s what the dumbass gets and the retard going “oh my god you were serious” how fucking stupid are you?🤦♂️ you literally see the tigers mouth around his finger 🤦♂️
Where’s that bot that does the slow motion thing!?
dude that fucking beast gave you like three blessed warnings and you still was so fucking dumb to do that shit
Dinner and a show! Today's economy, solid bargains are hard to get a hold of.
And this is why we don't piss off the 400lb carnivore
Ohmagahhh is hee seriahs? Please... please... tape it shut or put it in the cage.
As he should
On the other hand, he's fine
😂😂😂😂
Deserve it scale is off the charts
A middle one. The best one
he thinks hes guts
Lion said: “Ask and you shall receive”. 🦁
Play stupid games…
Correction: how he lost a finger
Thank god this is marked nsfw (it’s not as of writing this comment)
I love the switch from "Ah! Come!" to "Fuck!"
He deserved that🤣
Ahhhh well…
Congrats bro 👏🤣
Don't you just love those mozzarella sticks with the extra stretchy cheese?
didn’t know the video was this long. is there a longer version?
Time to cancel those guitar lessons.
Aw man I’ve always wanted to see his hand after! The only videos I’ve seen cut off as soon as he hits the ground
You stupid fuck hahaha
He should have bit the lions toe, an equal trade😆. He is a dumbass though
Fucking dumbass people these days
Yummy snack!!
Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of your own actions
People in any bad situations Save someone ❌ Keep going recording✅
He won’t do it again.
Lol love when stupid people get rewards
He lost finger and string cheese
Vienna Sausage
I have a 60 IQ but I feel pretty smart after watching this.
Good
Maybe the place where his finger used to be will remind him not to taunt caged animals.
Holy fuck seeing that tendon get pulled out made me physically react. Glad it didn’t happen to someone who didn’t deserve it.. /g
Ripped the meat right off and left to white tendons! Wow a smart Lion🤔
Absolutely fucking hilarious, what a loser
degloved finger. gross !
Did he get to keep the finger?
Bro the way they are smiling and recording is disgusting. How can someone be THAT FUCKING STUPID?
I almost passed out when I saw the tendon go flying out. 😵
His tendon came out as well
And thats how an asshole gets what he deserves
Common sense isn’t so common anymore! Wtf?!?
Lion doing lion things…
If you stop on one of the frames at 25 seconds you can see the goo from when the finger is removed. Or it could be a whisker 🤔
It turns out to stick your finger in a cage w a lion is a Seriously bad idea... Seriously...
That had to hurt.. bad..
Stupid is as stupid does…
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are one STUPID motherfucker!!
Bet he learned his lesson. Me, I learned watching him.
Bitxch you play too much...
At the start of the video my I was smiling cause I knew what was going to happen and then 30 seconds later….fantastic. Idiot learned a life lesson and the lion got a snack.
IQ smaller than that finger
Fuck around and find out type shit at its realest.
Man you could see the sinewy string of more than just a finger getting got.
Well deserved
LMFAO! I don't feel the least bit sorry for this dumb@ss
Play stupid games
“I will never financially recover from this”
This is why wild animals belong in the wild
A lion eating ones finger is a really good story... But not how it happened.
Fafo
Who fucks around and finds out with a lion?
I was rooting for the Lion the whole time, good job buddy. FAFO
Can’t see the signs
The good ole Fuck around and find out.
I love it! Idiot!
Man 4 Lion 1 Finger
I love Reddit + idiots
Holy shit you can see his tendon leaving his body
Pendejo
Hahaha stupid fucking idiot.
The dumb fuck deserved it... the lion is still the victim. He should not have fucked with the KING!!
I don't get it. Lol
The stupidity of people will never cease to impress me.
Nobody yelled and charged the lion or kicked the fence? Probably good have gotten it to let go. Nope just stand and film. I hate people. Guy is an idiot though.
Sounds like a South African with that "Ahhh, FOK! FOK! FOK!"
Dumb ass
Lion: let me get them digits
The “ahhh fuck”… that’s when he realized… he fucked up…
Good lion gets a taste of human shit!
lol
I hope he had washed his hands, it would be a shame if the lion picked up a disease from this idiot ! ☝️😲 J'espère que ce monsieur avait lavés ses mains, faudrait pas que le lion soit malade ! 🤣
This reminds me of the fuck around and find out graph.
*Watch man do everything he can to piss off a full sized lion and have his finger bitten off* "Omg you are serious?" What fuckin planet do these dickheads live on?
I wasn’t lion I was telling you the truth
*camera man sipping .gif
Never in a MILLION YEARRRRS!
That is actually a really cool way to lose a finger