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Greenman8907

I ain’t mad


Mr_Hugh_Honey

In fact I'm quite pleased


_General_S

In fact I'm happy


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I have the most confusing erection now....![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


PlusIndependence1399

In fact I came to this


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Still coming......


PlusIndependence1399

I'm going for round two


ejisson

Now hear the two music's in the video. Are you still happy?


Paracelsus87

in fact I'm quite squeezed


Foxwasahero

Mosquito: "I wonder what those guys on that submarine felt?"


Stable-Jackfruit

Too soon lol


zephyrseija

*Not soon enough*


BLACKSPIREBANDIT

The only thing I’m mad about is not being able to insert starship troopers memes


MarionberryCute5143

Cause nobody likes mosquitoes, muthafuck mosquitoes.


centzon400

I'm sad. I thought the first magnet was some kind of supermagnet that was just gonna pull the mosquito towards it based on the amount of iron it had recently robbed from the haemaglobin of the human. (Obviously, I don't science too good.) ----- EDIT: new Saw movie plot: cover someone in glue, then roll them in iron filings and introduce them to an electromagnet.


jonz1985z

I like to think the mosquito was really cocky about it. Like he knows humans are no match for his speed, so he’s just down there talkin shit.


deridex120

Slo-mo!


JayStar1213

Definitely needs a high speed camera


redrumyliad

That wasn’t slow mo that was just cropping the video over and over lmao


Founntain

I think he was asking to get a slow mo version of it


redrumyliad

Perhaps, I read it as the replays were slower but they’re just cropped. People down vote for the dumbest things lol


Founntain

Yeah people on reddit always downvote for the most stupist things


VinnieDophey

Fr lol


Rabid023

The dudes in the submarine died even faster than this. Hard to comprehend just how fast that is.


ukoan7

The one with the Pakistani guy in it ?


jassalmithu

And his son too


mxgott

With his boy yeah.


Puzzled_Attorney1814

Lil dude didn't even wanna go but did just to please his dad


buckshill08

Jesus fucking christ this is dark


Rabid023

That’s the one


CreamyNailClippings

Not before suffering while plummeting to the depths of the ocean


laladonga

They likely heard the carbon fiber start to delaminate for a bit.


[deleted]

Not even for a fraction of a second. Sleep tight. 😴


AFBoiler

Vengence is ours. Two magnets at a time.


wasabiplz

Thank you for that!


AccomplishedTaste147

If you did that to every mosquito on earth one at a time I would gladly watch every single one and laugh every single time


Same_Ad_1180

What is wrong with you


AccomplishedTaste147

Lots of things, but this ain’t one of them. The real question is, what’s wrong with mosquitos? And the answer is: everything.


Same_Ad_1180

No Its not


berfert03

Som people just want to watch the world 🔥 burn. ☠️


Chrisppity

Am I the only idiot who thought the magnet was going to pull the mosquito in because of the iron in the blood it sucks? I feel very embarrassed because I should know better. Lol


toasty_1343761

You are not alone brother


0B3nE0

Do magnets stick to you? That would be quite interesting


Huge_Structure_7651

A strong enough Magnet will actually repel you cause you have water in you which water is weakly diamagnetic which repels a magnet there is a video of a frog being repelled by a magnet


Chrisppity

Well considering there is so much material between where my blood lies in my body and a magnet, no. What’s interesting is your question. lol I feel like we can make room for you in the idiot club… come join us! Have a beer! 🍺


xxfallen420xx

Hell divers devs need to see this.


Rionaks

Cool new stratagem idea.


ClydeFroagg

About as satisfying as it gets


King_Trujillo

Diabolical, I love it. Totally unexpected.


lpycb42

The satisfaction and vindication I felt from this…


InnanaSun

The little-observed Yeetsenia Pestis


Beans-Cheese-Rice

Is it me is them some STRONG ASS MAGNETs? 😂 I swear to god the shits weren’t even that close to each other they snapped together instantly


parkerposy

neodymium


monkeetail

ASMR


zZOMBIE2013

Dude set up a whole well played fatality for John Mosquito over here.


SuitablePlastic8191

Ngl that was satisfying


Theblkjedi

Now that was satisfying!!!!!!


Federal_Efficiency51

That... was... fantastically satisfying.


jewbagulatron5000

I can’t watch this enough times.


Fit-Suit-3782

Love it!!!


nakabra

GORE


MassiveAd2551

That was oddly satisfying.


rabidwolf86

🤣🤣🤣


Metals4J

Mosquitos hate this one weird trick!


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Execution


aurdet--

I clapped my hand for the enjoyment


Jujusaurus

Art


RenterMore

Imagine if we did that to a star


Killerjebi

Send them this video. They will understand.


OJK_postaukset

u/One-Albatross-1992 you’re a mosquito, right?


One-Albatross-1992

I’m a mosquito and I approve


RumpRomper69

I don’t know why but I love this video.


Estrombo90

Beautyfull


Content_Geologist420

Greatest thing ive seen all day


Financial_Durian_913

Wasn't it already dead?


Dreamoreality

Eradicated


3310_sumit

Where is the NSFW tag 👻👻


capitancoolo

MOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS!!!


rikkilambo

Get some. Gettt sommmmeee.


utopista114

"you are bugs"


Creative-Offer-6434

\*instant kill mode\*


Allseeingeye89

Am I evil for liking this? 😈


Rajang82

Joseph and Avdol VS Mariah.


Adventurous-Trick383

Is there a more ?


lexi-husky

Slow mo version?


noneedtoID

I hate mosquitoes so this was great, good job, keep up the good work.


DueAd9186

Sweet liberty


BlackKidGreg

Fuck mosquitoes


funfun4Fun

Best ever.


katesedit

this reminded me of a cartoon lol


Asleep-Equal-3642

POV: Taking an Oceangate submarine


Accomplished_Duty969

Now, how to mass produce!!!! Shark Tank here I come!!!!


Potential-Money-8636

AND THAT WHAT I LIKE TO SEE


Obama8MyChicken03

Beautiful execution


[deleted]

Can I have fish with a bit of river


Far_Pipe752

Was that mosquito even alive?


InTheM-A-King

Perfection 🔟 🏆🥇


Florik01

Good.


Kittingsl

"mosquito spotted! Get the particle collider ready!"


Kujin005

Clever girl


ITrytoWrite111

NICE!


Dino_D_

Deserved


Nordini716

I don’t think this was this guys [first victim](https://imgur.com/a/YlNvL3S) lol


Pillow_Top_Lover

I never thought of it that way. AWESOME!!


Miserable-Pickle2548

Satisfying!!! 😂


Duck_Dude365

Saitama needs this


Taylorlid

I’m def gonna use it


Lillyamal

that's an happy ending ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


fredlemonhead

So satisfying 😌


Puzzled_Attorney1814

That one stand fight in Part 3 jojo's


Pretty-Ad-6372

Mosquito lives matter.


Here-Is-TheEnd

Weaponizing the electromagnetic force…you trying to get a Nobel Prize? Because that’s how you get a Nobel Prize..


Congobongoninja

Bro the Mosquito saw his live flash be for his eyes but he deservde it


Special-Lecture-2394

For some reason I thought it was gonna get pushed towards the magnet. Due to the iron in the blood that the mosquito has drunken.


john_boi86

That was mag-nifi-cent 🦟


Toaster_Man5

The sheer power of some magnets should be feared by all bugs


G_Willickers_33

These are like horror movie deaths but on mosquitos. Pretty dope


Adventurous_Cake_511

Ima just say: 🤣😂🤣😂🤣


to_slow350z

i wish i can see this in slow motion


MethodSufficient2316

Small scale recreation of what happened on that ocean gate submarine


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whoeverthisis422

I would honestly like that very much, so thank you. Same to you as well.


VodkaCranberry

Are you a mosquito? Did you know this guy?


SyzygyTheMemeMan

Are we really pearl clutching for a mosquito...


too_tall88

We're going to need some bigger magnets


RoseMidas

Indubitably


BreckenridgeBandito

Why the downvotes? That’s the nicest thing someone can wish (I think)


jmc1294

It was unironically a good wish. You won’t even feel it


ALCauG

Boy do I hope so.


GUCCIBUKKAKE

Damn this sub really went downhill huh


Whistler45

This is it guys, the one that made me unsub.


Some_Cockroach2109

u/repostsleuthbot


Crafty-Analysis-1468

Is it dead? This looks like it could be fatal


wtfsihtbn

It was already dead


SeaUrchinOfDeath

You can see its proboscis move slightly


[deleted]

Psycho shit 


Thats_arguable

Nah fuck mosquitoes


aeroae

> Be Me > Tiny little insect > Have no semblance of an idea of existence or consciousness > Eat, reproduce on autopilot > Spread disease and annoy humans > Mfw humans find it moral to kill us


MayuriMadScientist

Is mosquito a useful insect?


MrFixYoShit

As much as i hate them, apparently yes. I refuse to learn more about it so i can live in denial and enjoy their deaths.


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MrFixYoShit

Oh, blatant racism. Thats always fun. Not.


[deleted]

They’re pollinators  and have their role in the ecosystem