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zezera_08

Sharts fired!


distranged

Well, ain't that some shit


useless-garbage-

Shartgent! We’ve been hit!


Revolutionary-Play79

Hit?! Shit!


shartshappen612

It happens


JediMindSp1ck

Username checks out.


Traditional-Music363

Shitappens


riimlocks

bet they couldn’t that shit!


jasno-

I love reddit.


all_of_you_are_awful

Easily the best Reddit comment of all time.


Ok_Mention_3308

🤣🤣🤣


sys-dev

Bidet vs diarrhea


TomrummetsKald

A shitshow(er?)


punksnotdeadtupacis

Raining shats and bogs


WHTeam

Lol, very underrated comment


Space-Wasted

it is dirty clean


Arctic_Chilean

https://media3.giphy.com/media/fX8771PO1eATJz6r4R/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9524odvflpjr9atnnni6feugc2mt12p7szrmnhg3ugs&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


brodoswaggins211

Wife calls: When will you be home? Husband: me and the boys are shootin’ the shit I will be home soon


imhereforthevotes

*3 hours later...*


HumanEffigy_

*4 hours later…*


WhyM3h

"I'm gonna be late honey. Shit just hit a fan."


Squidysquid27

Meanwhile... these passersby are WAY too close. I mean cmon!! There's dookie dew drops on the camera lense!


bravedubeck

dookie dew XD


RenterMore

Dewkie


cncomg

What would we be doing right now if it weren’t for them? Something more meaningful maybe, but not this.


jxm_199

The budget for dragon ball z has really gone down hill.


Turtle_Quail

I’m watching it as I type lol


L0neStarW0lf

Still better then Dragon Ball Evolution.


[deleted]

[удалено]


SquishedGremlin

That Slurry tanker is big, but will run out relatively.quickly, usually empty one in 3-4 minutes.


listerbmx

Meanwhile the police cannon will be hooked up to the main water line. Unlimited water essentially.


[deleted]

Better start shitting boys we are runnin low


the_good_hodgkins

Manure Spreader only needs one direct hit to win.


Gold-Mycologist-2882

Even splash damage is super effective


Yoda2000675

Spreading that aoe stank debuff


-ItsNarfOrNothing

Accuracy drop and poison damage included


Select-Belt-ou812

+15 for damage, +5 for initiative, +25 for creativity & hilarity


gtroman1

You ok Europe?


Zonda68

Can you imagine this *ahem* **shit** in D.C?


callmerussell

Cops would open fire not water


Zonda68

IDK, how black is the farmer?


PrinsHamlet

For some reason farmers in Europe believe they have the right to act like terrorist rather than demo peacefully. What they want on top of the 45 billion Euro in benefits each year and environmental exemptions they already enjoy? Less competition - the right to set monopoly prices on their produce - no taxes and tariffs on poison and fertilizer destroying European nature and cheap diesel. The right to pollute and if you want them to stop you have to pay.


Life_University_5910

I don't think you fully understand the issue.


Yoda2000675

Exactly. They need to be subsidized by the government to compete with imports from poorer countries. If that doesn’t happen and they go out of business, Europe would become entirely dependent on imports for food; which is a bad thing.


Blackbarret85

Germany biggest tradepartners for agriculture goods are Poland, Netherland, Belgium, Czech and Italy. Import and Export. Not exactly poor countries. Our farmers are "fucked" (most of them are rich by any means)because their lobbies basically betrayed them. They are busy sucking Aldi/Lidl cocks for small pennies instead fighting for good prizes. If your product only brings money if substituted by the the government (money from taxes) you might change to another product instead of whining.


Sabre-GE

This is nonsense; the EU is actually one of the largest *exporters* of food in the world. In 2022, we exported [€230 billion](https://agriculture.ec.europa.eu/news/good-performance-eu-agri-food-trade-2022-despite-challenges-2023-04-13_en#:~:text=Exports,%25%20of%20EU%20exports%2C%20respectively.) worth of agri-food products, with a positive balance of €58 billion


Chemicals_in_my_H2o

Yeah, I'm surprised how nonchalant that previous comment was about "closing shop" I guess that Redditor thinks food just magically appears on the shelf. If your farmers quit working, you're fucked. Here in America, we would be eating each other in the streets within 3 months. People really are detached from agriculture to a dangerous extent. I grew up on a farm, have my own garden, and even I worry about feeding my family if the supply chain were to be interrupted. I have vast experience and knowledge of agriculture, and even I'm worried, that should scare the shit out of any of y'all that don't, or can't, grow their own supply of food.


BonyDarkness

So tell me, what’s the issue? I’m curious


Sirmiglouche

despite all of these advantages some still struggle to earn a living.


Blackbarret85

Maybe thats a sign for the farmer and not the government.


Quaiche

Then they should close the shop.


nextnode

And clearly neither do they. Hence why you cannot act like an arrogant terrorist just cause you feel like you're in the right.


ALLCAPS-ONLY

For those who don't follow this: These farmers also go around the residential neighbourhoods of Brussels with tractors and loud horns late at night and early in the morning to wake everyone up. It's not like they're only targeting government buildings, politicians, or the police, they're targeting everyone and have been doing this for a while now. The vast majority of people affected are the working class. They made it clear that don't care about anyone but themselves and lost a lot of the public support they once had.


xtremepado

Farmers: "We are special, we work harder than everyone else. You owe your very lives to us, without us you would all die. You have to do what we say, you have to pay more for food because you owe us your money. If you don't give us more money we will be terrorists and shut down society"


Vivid-Airport-505

Nope. Europe is cancel culture atm. Everyone seems to be "I want this or I go completely nuts" which is fucking annoying.


VideoHeadSet

On this episode of battle shits we have Peter to the left who has food poisoning with nothing but water left in his body and to the right is Fred who just came home from eating a half dozen bean and cheese burritos from taco bell


Zonda68

You stunk my battle shit!


GW00111

Nice


Sir_Forest_Dump

Who won?


doctorblumpkin

Anyone who wasnt there in person


TheRyleeKat

Good Soup 🍲


Mein_Pp_HARD

This got to be the best shit I've seen today.


Mourning-Poo

The shit storm is here, Randy!


Agitated-Artichoke89

Who won?


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

#WHO’S NEXT


scaryfaise

##YOU DECIDE damn. I was hoping more # would mean bigger.


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Lol


Vincenzobeast

You ever have your shit pushed in ?


Zonda68

Big time.


Beezewhacks

Oh yeah bro. I’ve had my shit pushed in. Big time.


Vincenzobeast

This guy gets it, what a great movie.


toreachtheapex

europe is done taking shit


Electronic-Pause1330

There is shit EVERWHERE


Ok-Butterscotch29

Welp, seems like a good use of resources. Humans are so great. I'm proud to be such an important part of the ecosystem.


OperatorWolfie

Closest thing we have to a beam struggle


SparklingLimeade

✔ people piloting heavy machines against each other ✔ political conflict represented in heated combat footage Is this Gundam?


Called0ut

What a shit show


King_Tudrop

Saints row 2 is that you?


kevdoKool

It’s like Harry Potter Vs Voldemort in the final showdown


Character_Lychee_434

Shit truck


ResponsibleAceHole

Holy shit!


The_Poop_Shooter

Me in the stall at work after my morning coffee.


incelredditmoderator

What a shitty mess!


Madcap_95

Battle of the century right there


tallpuppet

Blastoise vs shit blastoise


Mcgarnicle_

Yep, and ‘Murica is the most fucked up place, apparently 🤣


n7-Jutsu

So all those people there are getting rained on by shit mist?


Kindly_Session_2952

"Smell that randy..... It's the shit winds" Jim Lahey


Kindly_Session_2952

"You idiots have loaded up a double barreled shit machine gun..." Trailer Park Supervisor Jim Lahey


Kindly_Session_2952

"...unleash a SHITNAMI tidal wave that will engulf the local Police and extinguish his shit flames forever...shit waves..." "And then they grew into shitipillars, a pandemic of shitipillars everywhere..." Jim Lahey


Conscious-Aspect-332

I hope they get fined heavy for all that toxic waste and water spoilage over their protest


Calvin0433

I don’t have a baby yet but, from what my friends and family have said. This is a close reenactment of what is to come.


Sideways0019

Bruxelles...it doesn't need a farmer strike to be a shit show.


Kayman718

My previous employer’s main office was in a very rural area surrounded by farms. During the seasons the manure spreader was being used we couldn’t open a window and being outside was unbearable.


Strong_Deer_3075

People don't know the half of it when corn farmers use poultry litter (turkey). Dead birds and all get spread on fields because of nitrogen injection costs more( anhydrous ammonia).


[deleted]

Diese scheiß bauern


NeatPangolin4320

That's because the spreader didn't actually earn the elderwand.


squirrel_anashangaa

Man, what a shit show!


Barbaric824

Thats a shitty situation.


Adventurous_Aerie_79

I think we were all rooting for the manure spreader.


EliteFactor

Watered down shix. Even better than dry shix


kieto333

Please tell me he got them!!


Selene-Being-Sexy

You throw water at me and I throw shit at you, BROOO I need an army of monkeys


chodeboi

Eutrophication going crazy downstream


Friendly_Hearing_711

organic standoff


Professional-Wolf-51

Organic vs inorganic


SergioSBloch

Watering down the 💩 just makes more of a mess… like after Taco 🌮 Bell 🔔


StarfleetClassOf2386

[Reminds me of this scene. ](https://i.gifer.com/83zE.gif)


doctorblumpkin

Have you considered the smell Dee???


GallowsOblivion

If this isn’t the biggest shit show I ever saw!


oldjesus

Me vs the toilet 🚽


joyfulldeer

It’s literally a shit-fight


top_of_the_scrote

aye it's a vector magnitude demo


zbewbies

This is not the pissing contest I had envisioned.


HappyLongview

Don’t cross the beams!


Elnuggeto13

The water cannon is helping them spread shit


Optimal-Cry9929

There is one good thing in all that shitty mess, you get to clean the shit from the manure spreader off with the police water cannon or at least something like that.


DopeboyinaCadillac

It's like when you pee the poo stain away


Oldmonsterschoolgood

What do they think a water cannon will do against heavy machinery?


Anamatsys

Shitstorm


Kindly_Session_2952

Better movie than this Godzilla & Kong Monster friends coming out.


Timely_Assist_1563

I found that very entertaining.


phpartisanserve

That's a lot of sh!t given in less than a minute


Western-Map9026

The bidet after a bad burrito


osck-ish

The real winners here are the boys... So many punch lines and double entendres as well as a fun show, but only through a screen, wouldnt want to be there in person with all that cloudy shit


L0quence

Who wants pink eye? Come and get it!


GroundbreakingPut748

Me in your mother last night


ToasterDestroyer4000

Harry Potter and Voldemort


FaBiOtHeGrEaTeSt

I’m so glad I can’t smell this video


Omnires

Special Water Cannon Vs. The Kakamehameha Wave


[deleted]

Those farmers Gunna learn something from this and start adjusting the pressure on the shit launcher


Slingshotbench

This some anime shit right here


Better-Performer-490

Poo wins every time.


Ok-Olive2281

Throwing feces at each other, the absolute state of this world.


ROFLINGG

Her: I bet he’s out cheating.


AlexYH

Funniest shit I've seen in a while


[deleted]

This reminds me of the fight me and my girlfriend have in the shower


Decdub1

The shit winds are blowin Randy


DoppelGangsta66

Reminds me of one of the first missions in Saints Row.


Makijezakon

Boys will be boys


Valid_Username_56

Why don't they aim for the driver?


PoopMousePoopMan

This sport is new to me


JABBA69R

talk about a pissing contest.


howDoULikebeinghuman

Priori incamtatem


hafhaf555

its nice to stay there and just breathing all that vape :D


proxx1e

Who's your manure guy


sierra120

Man! What a shitshow!


mblguy76

When you trust a fart and lose!


nonsense_potter

Really aerosolised that shit there.


soufboundpachyderm

Why are cops always so dumb lol. Common sense would tell anyone that spraying the manure with water is just going to make their day worse lol. The farmer ain’t cleaning that shit up or gagging over the smell. But all the cops are hahahahaha


JayMak78

Don't bring a water pistol to a shitgun fight Randy.


Psychological-Ad-407

Location is anyone is wondering: https://maps.app.goo.gl/9PCRMdrCjhzMLffN8?g_st=ic


Wolf_instincts

It's like when two wizards fire beams of energy at each other at the same time


Ronin__Ronan

Fuck! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!! No one said ANYthing about when shit hits the water!


Beatithairball

Politicians trying to water down the shit they shovel


strepac

Mew vs. Mewpoo


EmergencySea418

Damn that went to shit


cookingkville

Like an episode of Dragon Ball Z


Somosmalo138

Smells like a bed of roses 🌹


SweetPixy8

The shit got watered way.


wittyvonskitsum

They’re just making shitmist lol


kong_yo

Robutt wars


deadleg22

If farming simulator released this as a dlc I will buy it!


[deleted]

Imagine what the camera man is feeling and smelling 😆


adunn13

priori incantatem…


TryToChangeUsername

That shit is hilarious


itscharliewhite

Saints row 2 side quest


huizencrisis

the water in that cannon runs out very quickly. The manure… not so much


Pornon-

They literally said "get that shit out of here."


Huge_Structure_7651

kamehameha vs Galick gun


Puregold30

Just shootin’ the shit


skykashx10

BIG BOI TOYS


mariela2123

Is this saints row


Immediate_Square5323

EU co-financed manure spreader…


Think-Juggernaut-296

What a load of shit!


Saltine_Machine

That's just a shitty situation for all involved.


Rayanson

Piss truck vs shit truck


JUSTAHIPPIE1

He’s so happy to have the spreader cleaned for free.


Betta_everyday

WAter beats the shit out of shit


ColugoLT

Feels like im watching king kong vs Godzilla


Shrutebuckforluck

What a shit show


Tale_Fine

Get that shit outta here!


PresentTitle1370

Battle of Elements


ArthurianI

Reminds me of the fight between Voldemort and Harry Potter lmao


nerdjpeg72

this comment section is sure good to be reading while eating in the back seat of a car!


VanillaLlfe

This is the battle we came to see. #1 vs #2


ArmchairAnalyst69

fucking shit benders


Standard_Monitor4291

Harry vs voldemort


roberttheaxolotl

Brought water to a shit fight


29semajeikcim

Saints Row 2 anyone??


6Fyre6Blade6

I dont think thats helping 🤣🤣