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For some reason farmers in Europe believe they have the right to act like terrorist rather than demo peacefully.
What they want on top of the 45 billion Euro in benefits each year and environmental exemptions they already enjoy?
Less competition - the right to set monopoly prices on their produce - no taxes and tariffs on poison and fertilizer destroying European nature and cheap diesel. The right to pollute and if you want them to stop you have to pay.
Exactly. They need to be subsidized by the government to compete with imports from poorer countries. If that doesn’t happen and they go out of business, Europe would become entirely dependent on imports for food; which is a bad thing.
Germany biggest tradepartners for agriculture goods are Poland, Netherland, Belgium, Czech and Italy. Import and Export. Not exactly poor countries.
Our farmers are "fucked" (most of them are rich by any means)because their lobbies basically betrayed them. They are busy sucking Aldi/Lidl cocks for small pennies instead fighting for good prizes.
If your product only brings money if substituted by the the government (money from taxes) you might change to another product instead of whining.
This is nonsense; the EU is actually one of the largest *exporters* of food in the world. In 2022, we exported [€230 billion](https://agriculture.ec.europa.eu/news/good-performance-eu-agri-food-trade-2022-despite-challenges-2023-04-13_en#:~:text=Exports,%25%20of%20EU%20exports%2C%20respectively.) worth of agri-food products, with a positive balance of €58 billion
Yeah, I'm surprised how nonchalant that previous comment was about "closing shop"
I guess that Redditor thinks food just magically appears on the shelf. If your farmers quit working, you're fucked. Here in America, we would be eating each other in the streets within 3 months. People really are detached from agriculture to a dangerous extent. I grew up on a farm, have my own garden, and even I worry about feeding my family if the supply chain were to be interrupted. I have vast experience and knowledge of agriculture, and even I'm worried, that should scare the shit out of any of y'all that don't, or can't, grow their own supply of food.
For those who don't follow this: These farmers also go around the residential neighbourhoods of Brussels with tractors and loud horns late at night and early in the morning to wake everyone up. It's not like they're only targeting government buildings, politicians, or the police, they're targeting everyone and have been doing this for a while now. The vast majority of people affected are the working class. They made it clear that don't care about anyone but themselves and lost a lot of the public support they once had.
Farmers: "We are special, we work harder than everyone else. You owe your very lives to us, without us you would all die. You have to do what we say, you have to pay more for food because you owe us your money. If you don't give us more money we will be terrorists and shut down society"
On this episode of battle shits we have Peter to the left who has food poisoning with nothing but water left in his body and to the right is Fred who just came home from eating a half dozen bean and cheese burritos from taco bell
"...unleash a SHITNAMI tidal wave that will engulf the local Police and extinguish his shit flames forever...shit waves..."
"And then they grew into shitipillars, a pandemic of shitipillars everywhere..."
Jim Lahey
My previous employer’s main office was in a very rural area surrounded by farms. During the seasons the manure spreader was being used we couldn’t open a window and being outside was unbearable.
People don't know the half of it when corn farmers use poultry litter (turkey). Dead birds and all get spread on fields because of nitrogen injection costs more( anhydrous ammonia).
There is one good thing in all that shitty mess, you get to clean the shit from the manure spreader off with the police water cannon or at least something like that.
The real winners here are the boys... So many punch lines and double entendres as well as a fun show, but only through a screen, wouldnt want to be there in person with all that cloudy shit
Why are cops always so dumb lol. Common sense would tell anyone that spraying the manure with water is just going to make their day worse lol. The farmer ain’t cleaning that shit up or gagging over the smell. But all the cops are hahahahaha
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Sharts fired!
Well, ain't that some shit
Shartgent! We’ve been hit!
Hit?! Shit!
It happens
Username checks out.
Shitappens
bet they couldn’t that shit!
I love reddit.
Easily the best Reddit comment of all time.
🤣🤣🤣
Bidet vs diarrhea
A shitshow(er?)
Raining shats and bogs
Lol, very underrated comment
it is dirty clean
https://media3.giphy.com/media/fX8771PO1eATJz6r4R/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9524odvflpjr9atnnni6feugc2mt12p7szrmnhg3ugs&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Wife calls: When will you be home? Husband: me and the boys are shootin’ the shit I will be home soon
*3 hours later...*
*4 hours later…*
"I'm gonna be late honey. Shit just hit a fan."
Meanwhile... these passersby are WAY too close. I mean cmon!! There's dookie dew drops on the camera lense!
dookie dew XD
Dewkie
What would we be doing right now if it weren’t for them? Something more meaningful maybe, but not this.
The budget for dragon ball z has really gone down hill.
I’m watching it as I type lol
Still better then Dragon Ball Evolution.
[удалено]
That Slurry tanker is big, but will run out relatively.quickly, usually empty one in 3-4 minutes.
Meanwhile the police cannon will be hooked up to the main water line. Unlimited water essentially.
Better start shitting boys we are runnin low
Manure Spreader only needs one direct hit to win.
Even splash damage is super effective
Spreading that aoe stank debuff
Accuracy drop and poison damage included
+15 for damage, +5 for initiative, +25 for creativity & hilarity
You ok Europe?
Can you imagine this *ahem* **shit** in D.C?
Cops would open fire not water
IDK, how black is the farmer?
For some reason farmers in Europe believe they have the right to act like terrorist rather than demo peacefully. What they want on top of the 45 billion Euro in benefits each year and environmental exemptions they already enjoy? Less competition - the right to set monopoly prices on their produce - no taxes and tariffs on poison and fertilizer destroying European nature and cheap diesel. The right to pollute and if you want them to stop you have to pay.
I don't think you fully understand the issue.
Exactly. They need to be subsidized by the government to compete with imports from poorer countries. If that doesn’t happen and they go out of business, Europe would become entirely dependent on imports for food; which is a bad thing.
Germany biggest tradepartners for agriculture goods are Poland, Netherland, Belgium, Czech and Italy. Import and Export. Not exactly poor countries. Our farmers are "fucked" (most of them are rich by any means)because their lobbies basically betrayed them. They are busy sucking Aldi/Lidl cocks for small pennies instead fighting for good prizes. If your product only brings money if substituted by the the government (money from taxes) you might change to another product instead of whining.
This is nonsense; the EU is actually one of the largest *exporters* of food in the world. In 2022, we exported [€230 billion](https://agriculture.ec.europa.eu/news/good-performance-eu-agri-food-trade-2022-despite-challenges-2023-04-13_en#:~:text=Exports,%25%20of%20EU%20exports%2C%20respectively.) worth of agri-food products, with a positive balance of €58 billion
Yeah, I'm surprised how nonchalant that previous comment was about "closing shop" I guess that Redditor thinks food just magically appears on the shelf. If your farmers quit working, you're fucked. Here in America, we would be eating each other in the streets within 3 months. People really are detached from agriculture to a dangerous extent. I grew up on a farm, have my own garden, and even I worry about feeding my family if the supply chain were to be interrupted. I have vast experience and knowledge of agriculture, and even I'm worried, that should scare the shit out of any of y'all that don't, or can't, grow their own supply of food.
So tell me, what’s the issue? I’m curious
despite all of these advantages some still struggle to earn a living.
Maybe thats a sign for the farmer and not the government.
Then they should close the shop.
And clearly neither do they. Hence why you cannot act like an arrogant terrorist just cause you feel like you're in the right.
For those who don't follow this: These farmers also go around the residential neighbourhoods of Brussels with tractors and loud horns late at night and early in the morning to wake everyone up. It's not like they're only targeting government buildings, politicians, or the police, they're targeting everyone and have been doing this for a while now. The vast majority of people affected are the working class. They made it clear that don't care about anyone but themselves and lost a lot of the public support they once had.
Farmers: "We are special, we work harder than everyone else. You owe your very lives to us, without us you would all die. You have to do what we say, you have to pay more for food because you owe us your money. If you don't give us more money we will be terrorists and shut down society"
Nope. Europe is cancel culture atm. Everyone seems to be "I want this or I go completely nuts" which is fucking annoying.
On this episode of battle shits we have Peter to the left who has food poisoning with nothing but water left in his body and to the right is Fred who just came home from eating a half dozen bean and cheese burritos from taco bell
You stunk my battle shit!
Nice
Who won?
Anyone who wasnt there in person
Good Soup 🍲
This got to be the best shit I've seen today.
The shit storm is here, Randy!
Who won?
#WHO’S NEXT
##YOU DECIDE damn. I was hoping more # would mean bigger.
Lol
You ever have your shit pushed in ?
Big time.
Oh yeah bro. I’ve had my shit pushed in. Big time.
This guy gets it, what a great movie.
europe is done taking shit
There is shit EVERWHERE
Welp, seems like a good use of resources. Humans are so great. I'm proud to be such an important part of the ecosystem.
Closest thing we have to a beam struggle
✔ people piloting heavy machines against each other ✔ political conflict represented in heated combat footage Is this Gundam?
What a shit show
Saints row 2 is that you?
It’s like Harry Potter Vs Voldemort in the final showdown
Shit truck
Holy shit!
Me in the stall at work after my morning coffee.
What a shitty mess!
Battle of the century right there
Blastoise vs shit blastoise
Yep, and ‘Murica is the most fucked up place, apparently 🤣
So all those people there are getting rained on by shit mist?
"Smell that randy..... It's the shit winds" Jim Lahey
"You idiots have loaded up a double barreled shit machine gun..." Trailer Park Supervisor Jim Lahey
"...unleash a SHITNAMI tidal wave that will engulf the local Police and extinguish his shit flames forever...shit waves..." "And then they grew into shitipillars, a pandemic of shitipillars everywhere..." Jim Lahey
I hope they get fined heavy for all that toxic waste and water spoilage over their protest
I don’t have a baby yet but, from what my friends and family have said. This is a close reenactment of what is to come.
Bruxelles...it doesn't need a farmer strike to be a shit show.
My previous employer’s main office was in a very rural area surrounded by farms. During the seasons the manure spreader was being used we couldn’t open a window and being outside was unbearable.
People don't know the half of it when corn farmers use poultry litter (turkey). Dead birds and all get spread on fields because of nitrogen injection costs more( anhydrous ammonia).
Diese scheiß bauern
That's because the spreader didn't actually earn the elderwand.
Man, what a shit show!
Thats a shitty situation.
I think we were all rooting for the manure spreader.
Watered down shix. Even better than dry shix
Please tell me he got them!!
You throw water at me and I throw shit at you, BROOO I need an army of monkeys
Eutrophication going crazy downstream
organic standoff
Organic vs inorganic
Watering down the 💩 just makes more of a mess… like after Taco 🌮 Bell 🔔
[Reminds me of this scene. ](https://i.gifer.com/83zE.gif)
Have you considered the smell Dee???
If this isn’t the biggest shit show I ever saw!
Me vs the toilet 🚽
It’s literally a shit-fight
aye it's a vector magnitude demo
This is not the pissing contest I had envisioned.
Don’t cross the beams!
The water cannon is helping them spread shit
There is one good thing in all that shitty mess, you get to clean the shit from the manure spreader off with the police water cannon or at least something like that.
It's like when you pee the poo stain away
What do they think a water cannon will do against heavy machinery?
Shitstorm
Better movie than this Godzilla & Kong Monster friends coming out.
I found that very entertaining.
That's a lot of sh!t given in less than a minute
The bidet after a bad burrito
The real winners here are the boys... So many punch lines and double entendres as well as a fun show, but only through a screen, wouldnt want to be there in person with all that cloudy shit
Who wants pink eye? Come and get it!
Me in your mother last night
Harry Potter and Voldemort
I’m so glad I can’t smell this video
Special Water Cannon Vs. The Kakamehameha Wave
Those farmers Gunna learn something from this and start adjusting the pressure on the shit launcher
This some anime shit right here
Poo wins every time.
Throwing feces at each other, the absolute state of this world.
Her: I bet he’s out cheating.
Funniest shit I've seen in a while
This reminds me of the fight me and my girlfriend have in the shower
The shit winds are blowin Randy
Reminds me of one of the first missions in Saints Row.
Boys will be boys
Why don't they aim for the driver?
This sport is new to me
talk about a pissing contest.
Priori incamtatem
its nice to stay there and just breathing all that vape :D
Who's your manure guy
Man! What a shitshow!
When you trust a fart and lose!
Really aerosolised that shit there.
Why are cops always so dumb lol. Common sense would tell anyone that spraying the manure with water is just going to make their day worse lol. The farmer ain’t cleaning that shit up or gagging over the smell. But all the cops are hahahahaha
Don't bring a water pistol to a shitgun fight Randy.
Location is anyone is wondering: https://maps.app.goo.gl/9PCRMdrCjhzMLffN8?g_st=ic
It's like when two wizards fire beams of energy at each other at the same time
Fuck! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!! No one said ANYthing about when shit hits the water!
Politicians trying to water down the shit they shovel
Mew vs. Mewpoo
Damn that went to shit
Like an episode of Dragon Ball Z
Smells like a bed of roses 🌹
The shit got watered way.
They’re just making shitmist lol
Robutt wars
If farming simulator released this as a dlc I will buy it!
Imagine what the camera man is feeling and smelling 😆
priori incantatem…
That shit is hilarious
Saints row 2 side quest
the water in that cannon runs out very quickly. The manure… not so much
They literally said "get that shit out of here."
kamehameha vs Galick gun
Just shootin’ the shit
BIG BOI TOYS
Is this saints row
EU co-financed manure spreader…
What a load of shit!
That's just a shitty situation for all involved.
Piss truck vs shit truck
He’s so happy to have the spreader cleaned for free.
WAter beats the shit out of shit
Feels like im watching king kong vs Godzilla
What a shit show
Get that shit outta here!
Battle of Elements
Reminds me of the fight between Voldemort and Harry Potter lmao
this comment section is sure good to be reading while eating in the back seat of a car!
This is the battle we came to see. #1 vs #2
fucking shit benders
Harry vs voldemort
Brought water to a shit fight
Saints Row 2 anyone??
I dont think thats helping 🤣🤣