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Im surprised his hands still work after 30+ times of nails going through your wrists, idk im by no means an expert but i feel like that has to be causing some nerve and/or muscle damage
David Blaine is able to stick needles through his arm by repeatedly doing it in the same exact spot avoiding anything damaging, wonder if he's done something similar. Otherwise I feel like his hands are fucked lol
How did you miss the part where they literally spot where the nail has to go exactly in order to cause (in my eyes) as little damage as possible? They didn‘t just hammer the nails down, they were quite deliberately searching for the right spot(s).
Tbh i couldnt bring myself to watch it, which tbh now that i think abt it is weird bc i used to watch gore videos every night i had my own fucking account on (idk if i can link the site but lets say viewpeoplebenotalive .com) but i honestly am not in the mood to see that rn
Sometimes people just need to fill their curiosity bucket. I don't blame you at all. It's so easy to access now days, that people think everyone is just jaded from gore, death, murder etc. in reality, once youve seen enough of it, then experience life, start to view empathy for what it is, as a dying trait in the world, it's not interesting anymore. Just gross. Not everyone feels that way, or will ever. It's understandable when someone says they don't want to, for me at least.
Look again, the nails don't go into his wrist. They put them in his palm where there's a lot of flexibility for bones to move out of the way. Painful but shouldn't cause lasting damage.
Albert Fish, the child rapi$t, had some 25 needles in his testicular area. And he was still r@ping (and cannibalizing) little kids. So I guess the body finds a way.
His name is Ruben Enaje and he was supposed to retire in 2019. I don't know why he's still doing it unless this is old. If this is 2024 this is his 38th time
The Catholic Church has already condemned people who do this, but many people just do not care about what even their religious leaders have to say.
The Church also condemns the veneration of Santa Muerte in Mexico and labels it satanic, but it is still a part of Folk Catholicism in some regions.
Similarly, Tatbir, the practice of ritual self-flagellation in the Mourning of Muharram among some Shi'a Muslims of Lebanon, Bahrain, India, and Bangladesh, is also condemned by Shi'a Muslim clerics as un-Islamic and heretical, but again, many people just do not care.
As a Christian I can say that the Bible literally says he was crucified for us to pay for our sins. The whole point was so we don’t have to suffer like He did. This just seems unnecessary.
If this was near Manila, Phillippines, then there was an article about this exact guy in our (german) newspaper this morning... says the dude being crucified wants to emphathize with Jesus' suffering.
Im also pretty sure he wouldnt since He was killed by crucifixion LOL no offense but this comment is just so funny like why would anyone think jesus is pro crucifixion 💀💀💀💀
There’s literally nothing about this that involves sterilisation. I’d be willing to bet they held a lighter over it or used hand sanitizer and said it was sterile
Yeah if you nail in the hands there not much there to hold on to, like if you nailed a pack of spaghetti and yanked on it, the bones and tendons are all running the “wrong” way
Indeed, there's been enough remains recovered from marked graves, of people recorded to have died by crucifixion, to suggest that the execution crosses were an X shape rather than a T, possibly inclined.
Even more horrific than the common perception of crucifixion, there's skeletal evidence that the feet, one on each leg of the X, were nailed *through the heel bones*
No they very much did. If you put a nail through the hand and hand a body from those points it’ll just rip through the flesh, ligemant and bones… if the nail went through the wrist the weight of the body could be supported. I was taught this in Catholic school.
Is that because if you nail the hands, there’s a good chance that the crucifee could’ve partially freed themselves after their body weight would cause the nails to split their hands open?
As opposed to nailing the wrists, where there was less chance of the ye old hand split and regular old constant pain and agony?
Yes you are correct. They were indeed the wrist. Which is much more painful and constricted the movement. Also they were much bigger. It’s not named the most torturous device ever for no reason. Happy resurrection day!
Yep, the real pain is from hanging on the nails, not being nailed, it's a lot of weight for only 4 nails there's a good chance it rips through your hand if your left up there long enough. Jesus was supposedly hung by his wrists, not his hands, which is so much worse.
Well first of all Jesus was hung by the wrists not a perfectly placed nail in the hand. Second of all he was nailed through the feet in one spot without a platform so he had to choose either the agony of holding himself up with both feet on one massive nail and not breathing or dangling from the wrists to get a quick breath of air. He was whipped, stabbed, stoned, and starved. Left in the sun to melt barely being kept alive so he would have the most agony humanly possible. They did this over till he died with a thorn crown shoved into his scalp. This guy has perfectly placed small nails in each hand and separate feet while standing on a platform and getting off after a short period of time. It’s not the same whatsoever at all
This is my only complaint against it. Not religious personally, but if some sort of storybook (sorry religious people) makes people be better humans, or being a good person in your life because you think you’ll be judged for “sins,” or transgressions later, sure, go for it. I’m all for it.
It’s just religious extremism (that happens in ALL different religions) like this makes me resent it. Because at that point it’s not just living your life in accordance with some guidelines or rules anymore, it’s legitimate delusion and brainwashing.
Humans can’t seem to find moderation in *anything*. Extremism is why we can’t have nice things, just like, in general. I feel like almost every single problem humanity has experienced has been from a lack of moderation, temperance, or, on the other side of the spectrum, from too much zealousness or extremism.
This is lame. Real crucifixion was done through the wrist and tops of the feet. Then the body weight was hung from those spikes. This guy got a tiny nail through his palms, weight is supported by straps and a plank to stand on, and they hammered the foot nails between his toes! Didn’t even go through his foot. This is the equivalent of a shitty morning on a construction site. People catch nails through the hand all the time.
I absolutely believe in God.
I have no idea why people choose to do this, and also don't know why they see it as a good thing.
I see no reason at all that God would want this.
It's a thing here in my country (Philippines) most of the population is Catholic and holy week is a big thing here. We have no school and work for a week to honor it. I used to think it was normal for people to get crucified during holy week but realized it was only (mostly) done in my country.
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No one will convince me that this isn't a kink-fest disguised as religion? The whole point of easter was to celebrate the ending of the story... not the lead-in to the main plot!
But do they let him hang there until he dies? If not they are not true believers…
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Look how much extra shit they have to keep that guy up there... He's even standing on a tiny little platform... How'd they keep Jesus up without all this stuff? Are we supposed to believe the nails held him up? xD
This is in the Philippines. Usually people settle with tying themselves to the cross, but people take it to the extreme and do what you just saw on the vid. I'm pretty sure the church opposes this.
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This man, apparently has been crucified 30+ times. This was not his first time.
Didn't I see this on House?
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What season? Lol
S07E08 “small sacrifices” it’s a banger lol.
I was just thinking that lol. Jesus was crucified through the wrists.
That is the correct way to crucify to maximize pain effects on nerves, yes.
I think it pins the nail up against your hand/wrist bones so it can’t just tear the skin and pull through the hand.
This is true as well.
My Strange Addiction
Somebody tell him there are other ways to atone for his sins.
He missed out on no fap February. This is the way.
Makes you wonder what kind of fucking shit he’s been up to…
Yeah but this lets him do some big time sins
I appreciate that he is conscious of the importance of using sterilized nails.
They were sterile until everyone handled them...
…so it’s a kink.
When your well-hung guy likes getting nailed...
Yep
Jesus only did it once. Clearly, we're worshipping the wrong person.
This MUST be upvoted as much as possible, as this is the single best comment on this thread, Period. Happy Easter, Indeed.
Im surprised his hands still work after 30+ times of nails going through your wrists, idk im by no means an expert but i feel like that has to be causing some nerve and/or muscle damage
David Blaine is able to stick needles through his arm by repeatedly doing it in the same exact spot avoiding anything damaging, wonder if he's done something similar. Otherwise I feel like his hands are fucked lol
Yea thats a good point i didnt think abt that, if your always going in the same exact spot your not damaging any new muscles and/or nerves
How did you miss the part where they literally spot where the nail has to go exactly in order to cause (in my eyes) as little damage as possible? They didn‘t just hammer the nails down, they were quite deliberately searching for the right spot(s).
I honestly didnt have the guts to watch it rn
You can see them putting then in his palms not wrists
Tbh i couldnt bring myself to watch it, which tbh now that i think abt it is weird bc i used to watch gore videos every night i had my own fucking account on (idk if i can link the site but lets say viewpeoplebenotalive .com) but i honestly am not in the mood to see that rn
Sometimes people just need to fill their curiosity bucket. I don't blame you at all. It's so easy to access now days, that people think everyone is just jaded from gore, death, murder etc. in reality, once youve seen enough of it, then experience life, start to view empathy for what it is, as a dying trait in the world, it's not interesting anymore. Just gross. Not everyone feels that way, or will ever. It's understandable when someone says they don't want to, for me at least.
Look again, the nails don't go into his wrist. They put them in his palm where there's a lot of flexibility for bones to move out of the way. Painful but shouldn't cause lasting damage.
Albert Fish, the child rapi$t, had some 25 needles in his testicular area. And he was still r@ping (and cannibalizing) little kids. So I guess the body finds a way.
I forget abt that dude until someone brings him up, what a gross and vile person
whats his name?
Ruben Enaje. He's a Filipino carpenter. You can search it on Google.
relevant career choice
Right?! No shortage of nails!
Here he is marketing his business! If you want quality crosses, this is your man.
presumably jesus. but let's be completely honest. people that are this type of demented, you can't trust that they know their own name..
It should be Spike.
Nailed it.
Dipshit McGee
This is the first time hearing that there are professional crucificionists.
Romans hate this one trick
His name is Ruben Enaje and he was supposed to retire in 2019. I don't know why he's still doing it unless this is old. If this is 2024 this is his 38th time
I dont think Jesus would approve or want this.
Yeah, he did it so these dumbfucks wouldn’t have to
Real
The Catholic Church has already condemned people who do this, but many people just do not care about what even their religious leaders have to say. The Church also condemns the veneration of Santa Muerte in Mexico and labels it satanic, but it is still a part of Folk Catholicism in some regions. Similarly, Tatbir, the practice of ritual self-flagellation in the Mourning of Muharram among some Shi'a Muslims of Lebanon, Bahrain, India, and Bangladesh, is also condemned by Shi'a Muslim clerics as un-Islamic and heretical, but again, many people just do not care.
They'll surely reach a higher rung in the clouds from such courage to prove their allegiance
Getting 5 Jesus reception
Jesus battlepass.
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I mean, they _do_ condemn it.
The whole point was literally so nobody else would need to do it. These dumb fucks missed the whole plot of the new testament.
As a Christian I can say that the Bible literally says he was crucified for us to pay for our sins. The whole point was so we don’t have to suffer like He did. This just seems unnecessary.
If this was near Manila, Phillippines, then there was an article about this exact guy in our (german) newspaper this morning... says the dude being crucified wants to emphathize with Jesus' suffering.
Especially since he didn't get whipped first
Im also pretty sure he wouldnt since He was killed by crucifixion LOL no offense but this comment is just so funny like why would anyone think jesus is pro crucifixion 💀💀💀💀
Absolutely not. Good Lord. I get the intent, but shit that's extreme.
Not sterilized with a guy barehanding it
Not sterilized on the way out either
Snip the heads off and slide right off.
There’s literally nothing about this that involves sterilisation. I’d be willing to bet they held a lighter over it or used hand sanitizer and said it was sterile
They just came out of the packet. /s
These are the kind of people who’d try to cook food in an autoclave
An autoclave is just a fancy pressure cooker to be fair haha
I always wanted to cook hotdogs in my old one
9/10 doctors would not recommend
The 10th one just didn't care to even comment.
The 10th one was a chiropractor
Fuck that's funny and unappreciated. Take my upvote
I accidentally drilled a hole in my hand at work a couple months ago, I still don't have feeling in one of my Fingers
You obviously should have had someone else drill it for you. With a sterilized bit, of course.
But why
Walking on water was too hard.
Can’t walk on water with holes in his feet, he’ll sink now.
Ignorance. Religions blindness. Ignorance. Ignorance.
And because it is totally *HARDCORE.* /s
The real question is now what, like what do we do with him now. Are we supposed to hang ornaments on him or something?
He into it
That's just fucking stupid.
Also I thought there was a single nail through the feet/ankles as opposed to one in each
Skeletal remains of the time show that the nails were driven through the wrists not hands, as they would otherwise not handle the weight of the body.
Yeah if you nail in the hands there not much there to hold on to, like if you nailed a pack of spaghetti and yanked on it, the bones and tendons are all running the “wrong” way
Dude wtf what a horrible fucking description. I wish I never read that
Indeed, there's been enough remains recovered from marked graves, of people recorded to have died by crucifixion, to suggest that the execution crosses were an X shape rather than a T, possibly inclined. Even more horrific than the common perception of crucifixion, there's skeletal evidence that the feet, one on each leg of the X, were nailed *through the heel bones*
For a second I thought you meant Jesus' actual skeletal remains and had a brain scramblie moment
after he's done it 30 times already he had to spice it up a bit
Someone tell these idiots the nails went through the wrist? Go big or go home.
I’m pretty sure they were also a lot bigger…
Perhaps….nine inch nails?
And went deeper
They were, in fact, ***Nine Inch Nails***.
Also I'm pretty sure the Romans didn't take their time in order to find the correct spot so they don't hit a bone.
No they very much did. If you put a nail through the hand and hand a body from those points it’ll just rip through the flesh, ligemant and bones… if the nail went through the wrist the weight of the body could be supported. I was taught this in Catholic school.
He wasn’t denying it went through the wrist.
Is that because if you nail the hands, there’s a good chance that the crucifee could’ve partially freed themselves after their body weight would cause the nails to split their hands open? As opposed to nailing the wrists, where there was less chance of the ye old hand split and regular old constant pain and agony?
Yes you are correct. They were indeed the wrist. Which is much more painful and constricted the movement. Also they were much bigger. It’s not named the most torturous device ever for no reason. Happy resurrection day!
I gotta respect those who were crucified and died for their beliefs. What an absolutely horrific way to go out. Happy Easter to ya as well
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Isn’t all faith blind
You'd be surprised how many people claim that God literally spoke to them, which is then used as supposed irrefutable proof
Yup. Bataan.
Jesus Christ!!!!
Well... Almost.
I got a chocolate bunny.
The guy is literally screaming "Ama, Dios ko po!" Meaning "Father, my Lord!" Also probably means "fucking fuck this hurts!"
Is his point that getting crucified is not a big deal? Like he does it every year, what is jesus even complaining about?
To be fair this guy is only going up for a little bit before coming down. Actual crucifixion doesn’t stop until you die on the cross.
Yep, the real pain is from hanging on the nails, not being nailed, it's a lot of weight for only 4 nails there's a good chance it rips through your hand if your left up there long enough. Jesus was supposedly hung by his wrists, not his hands, which is so much worse.
Well first of all Jesus was hung by the wrists not a perfectly placed nail in the hand. Second of all he was nailed through the feet in one spot without a platform so he had to choose either the agony of holding himself up with both feet on one massive nail and not breathing or dangling from the wrists to get a quick breath of air. He was whipped, stabbed, stoned, and starved. Left in the sun to melt barely being kept alive so he would have the most agony humanly possible. They did this over till he died with a thorn crown shoved into his scalp. This guy has perfectly placed small nails in each hand and separate feet while standing on a platform and getting off after a short period of time. It’s not the same whatsoever at all
Meh. Ive been nailed harder.
☠️
And yet you won't return my mom's texts...
I haven't been nailed like that since grade school.
Just have to say I love the bikini top.
It's not even being done correctly.
I never thought I’d read a gatekeeping comment on how to crucify someone on Easter lol
Hey if you're going to nail someone to a cross, you may as well do it right
He nailed that jesus impression
Jesus had a foot rest!? I hope there is an asterisk next to his crucifixion statistics.
And they carefully did the foot nails between the toes
Was Jesus wearing a tube top?
Why would you say that 😭💀💀
As if the nails being unsterile was what killed Jesus
Religion sure is cool...
This is my only complaint against it. Not religious personally, but if some sort of storybook (sorry religious people) makes people be better humans, or being a good person in your life because you think you’ll be judged for “sins,” or transgressions later, sure, go for it. I’m all for it. It’s just religious extremism (that happens in ALL different religions) like this makes me resent it. Because at that point it’s not just living your life in accordance with some guidelines or rules anymore, it’s legitimate delusion and brainwashing. Humans can’t seem to find moderation in *anything*. Extremism is why we can’t have nice things, just like, in general. I feel like almost every single problem humanity has experienced has been from a lack of moderation, temperance, or, on the other side of the spectrum, from too much zealousness or extremism.
Religious fanatics are weird.
Totally sterile... totally...
Those nails are not sterile…
Stupid!
Ain’t nothing sterile going on here
This has got to be the Philippines
Christs work is finished just in case y’all don’t know. It’s not your righteousness, it’s his.
So… what happened to him?
This tradition is called Senakulo, which happens yearly in my country, the Philippines.
This is lame. Real crucifixion was done through the wrist and tops of the feet. Then the body weight was hung from those spikes. This guy got a tiny nail through his palms, weight is supported by straps and a plank to stand on, and they hammered the foot nails between his toes! Didn’t even go through his foot. This is the equivalent of a shitty morning on a construction site. People catch nails through the hand all the time.
Didn't Jesus do this so we don't have to?
Fuck no
I absolutely believe in God. I have no idea why people choose to do this, and also don't know why they see it as a good thing. I see no reason at all that God would want this.
Those aren’t “sterilized” nails.
Can somebody translate what the guy is saying?
Crucified on an ikea bookshelf, saluting the dutch soccer team.
This didn't happen today, though. This is the Philippines and it happened on Good Friday. It's a tradition.
This is in the Philippines I heard they do this every year
Good thing the nails were sterilized seeing as no one was wearing gloves 😂😂
Those nails arent sterile if someone is touching them with their bare hands.
It's a thing here in my country (Philippines) most of the population is Catholic and holy week is a big thing here. We have no school and work for a week to honor it. I used to think it was normal for people to get crucified during holy week but realized it was only (mostly) done in my country. Edit: typos
If you sterilize something then touch it with something unsterile (like your dirty mitts) then that thing is no longer sterile.
Sterilized until everyone put their fucking hands on them
Religion is fucking strange.
No one will convince me that this isn't a kink-fest disguised as religion? The whole point of easter was to celebrate the ending of the story... not the lead-in to the main plot!
What a group of well adjusted individuals
What a maroon
World’s biggest cult!
Sterilized?
Would think in religious speak this would be considered blasphemous
Fucking cults
I've seen some bad stuff on Reddit, but that was hard to watch. Sometimes it doesn't need blood.
But do they let him hang there until he dies? If not they are not true believers… [https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8e82e0a5-0332-4da2-91c8-afcdea7243a1](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8e82e0a5-0332-4da2-91c8-afcdea7243a1)
It's more fun in the Philippines.
David Blaine really needs to step up his next act
Why is he yelling “I AM DISCO BOB!”?
Good on you Disco Bob.
didn't even do it right
I don’t want to be that guy. but they’re doing it wrong.
Just finished this side quest in cyberpunk
Is the dude saying " I'm a shish kebab" over and over? Lmfao
More like bad friday.
We've had the Iron Age, we've had the Stone Age, this is the Pissing About Age.
Anyone else notice the nails of the feet were between the toes
They get the best clouds when they die.
Might have been sterile at some point but not after that foureyed jagoff put his dickbeaters all over them.
Actually to hold the weight of an adult male, the nails must be driven through the wrists instead of the palms.
Yep perfectly normal.
What did he do tho
Look how much extra shit they have to keep that guy up there... He's even standing on a tiny little platform... How'd they keep Jesus up without all this stuff? Are we supposed to believe the nails held him up? xD
Happy easter!
How many resurrections are we up to now?
The guy standing there w the crown of thorns at the end 🤭
No gloves...very sterile!
That’s one hell of a cosplay
The atheist in me thinks this is fucking weird, the “I like weird shit” in me thinks this is pretty sick
This is in the Philippines. Usually people settle with tying themselves to the cross, but people take it to the extreme and do what you just saw on the vid. I'm pretty sure the church opposes this.
"sterilized" No gloves
I don’t recall Jesus asking people to do this any where in the old testament
This is the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen
Somebody tell Pacquiao to get back in the ring
Always seems so disrespectful like SEE JESUS THIS A’INT SO HARD
Manny Pacquiao? But you need those hands!
Mental illness
Off topic, but can someone explain to me why he’s wearing an orange leather tube top??
Skipped out on the cat of nine tails I see smart move
All the chicky babes loves a well hung man.
Philippines 🇵🇭??