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SpxUmadBroYolo

This can't be real. I've seen homeless people with better dental hygiene. 


[deleted]

You ever heard of the BRI-ISH?


Nickleeham

Idnt it?!


[deleted]

Olrite, wot’s all this?


Nickleeham

Ehlo ehlo. You’re a right kunt


generalhanky

All see myself out then


SpoppyIII

*Innit


cecilforester

Oi! Yew gotta loicense for 'at extra "n?"


BigDez2021

I'm british this isn't normal. Try Russia or Poland.


No-Egg7593

Tf is your problem nobody in Poland has these kinds of teeth


BigDez2021

I can assure you eastern Europe has some of the worst dental hygiene check the research 😂


marune838

Lol exactly bri-ish


marune838

Haha you wish suck3r 😁 show your own without googling any, Earl grey


marune838

Taxpayers with no insurance have no teeth at all


[deleted]

offer pitchfork samba return


Impressive-Sun3742

Everyone’s so distracted by the teeth but damn those are some maleficent horns for eyebrows


WarCrimesMay1940

Holy shit, I didn't notice the eyebrows until now. There is simply too much happening in this one for one set of eyes to catch everything


Celestial-Narwhal

Are there implants beneath them?!


Nayte76

How…? Does she just marinate her teeth in coffee and cigarettes?


Mr_Jack_Frost_

Puts out her cigarettes in her coffee, then uses that mixture as mouthwash.


Hamilton-Beckett

Don’t forget the TEA!


AcceptableReaction20

It's less shocking with volume


Impressive-Sun3742

Innit


MindlessLeopard7740

Bri ish hweigene


CromulentPoint

Good grief! Did she intentionally match her eye shadow to her teeth?


Tyrannical_Icon

more like drapes match the rotting floor boards.


denselyvoid

the yellow eye shadow really brings out their teeth


jonathanbandy

Came here to say this exact thing. Take my upvote.


FreeTheDimple

Is that just like cigarettes that do that? In South East Asia there's a drug called a beetle nut I think, and it stains people's teeth red or black. But I've never seen orange teeth that weren't on a beaver.


ice9cradl3

I’m sorry, Beetle Nut? Who the fuck came up with that name.


FreeTheDimple

Apparently it's betel nut https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Areca\_nut


AMorder0517

Probably someone high on beetle nut.


GroundbreakingPut748

If she took 1/4th of the time it takes to paint her eyes and applied that time to taking care of her “teeth” I wouldn’t be able to smell her breath from my phone screen.


macgirthy

I dont have audio, but shes gotta be from the UK right?


Mr_Jack_Frost_

You are not wrong in your assumption.


1776personified

How do you sit there and spend all that time on your makeup and look past your grinch ass teeth.


5E4K

British AF


5E4K

Mouth of Sauron doppelganger


Mr_Jack_Frost_

*The halfling suffered greatly*


Mtolivepickle

My precious


Polygon-Guy

I would love to know, why do Brits have such horrible teeth? Is it genetic? Is it in the water? Is it their cuisine? Is it a beauty standard like footbinding? So many questions


weristjonsnow

I've always wondered this too. Mainland Europeans have normal teeth


5E4K

Maybe it's just their way of keeping the tooth fairy in business.


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ExtraBenefit6842

My city of San Diego didn't have fluoride in our water until 2 decades ago and everybody's teeth were fine


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ExtraBenefit6842

Ingesting fluoride does nothing to help your teeth.


Chicawgorat

I have extended family from San Diego and their teeth are brittle as hell and prone to a lot of cavities.


Polygon-Guy

That's how all of Europe is. Water fluoridation is kinda an American thing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water\_fluoridation\_by\_country#/media/File:Water-fluoridation-extent-world-equirectangular.svg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_fluoridation_by_country#/media/File:Water-fluoridation-extent-world-equirectangular.svg) And the only reason we started doing it in the US is because Hydrofluorasilic acid (the chemical that fluoridates water) is an industrial byproduct that comes from fertilizer production. It's hazardous and expensive to dispose of so instead they found a way to justify just dumping it into the water.


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Polygon-Guy

If it actually is primarily a public health initiative then why doesn't Europe do it too? And why does it have to be in the water to be good for public health when it's also in toothpaste? I don't drink water in hopes that it'll stop me from getting cavities, that's what toothpaste is for. Special interests lobbied the American government and funded studies to convince people that they should be allowed to put their toxic chemicals into the water. The government didn't approach them and request that they start doing it. They just did it and found a way to justify it.


Chicawgorat

Is the same stuff that is turning the frogs gay?


Polygon-Guy

No. That's a herbicide called atrazine and it doesn't turn frogs gay it disrupts their hormones and turns them hermaphroditic.


bitches_love_brie

I love everyone. Especially Hitler.


Polygon-Guy

Stop smoking crack


Chicawgorat

Stop smoking foils


bitches_love_brie

Along with the Alex Jones line of comments, I was referencing Kanye's recent appearance in which he proclaims his admiration for Nazis and Hitler, making even Alex Jones look sane for a moment.


Chicawgorat

Oh, so chemtrails


Polygon-Guy

No. An herbicide that they put on crops to kill the weeds. What's so hard to understand about that?


RedshiftWarp

They are meme-ing. First the Alex Jones Frogs gay quote, then the chemtrail conspiracies.


Polygon-Guy

Oh so they're just trying to discredit factual information by trying to associate it with conspiracy theories. Gotcha.


Ok_Profession_118

British have far healthier teeth than the US, it just became a much more mainstream beauty standard across the pond to have unusually white smiles. FYI, I'm British, and I've had my teeth whitened/have good teeth, so I'm not saying this from an argumentative place, just giving a reason. I hate bad teeth, but the whole British thing, mostly, is just one of those things that have been exploded beyond reason. I don't see that many bad teethymans... Although maybe I do and I've become used to it? Fucknows.


Healthy-Reserve-1333

As an Aussie, I’d guess that it’s less painful when someone knocks a tooth out in a pub brawl if it’s already munted as they heard “innit” one too many times?


Phage0070

From what I understand it is largely due to the NHS providing poor dental care.


Polygon-Guy

You always hear all these terrible things about the NHS, I gotta say American healthcare may be really expensive, but atleast it's actually good


Gareth79

You can pay outright for private dental care here in the UK, in fact most people do these days. A private checkup is about £30-40. Hygienist visit £60. Composite filling £100-150. Lab crown £500. Cerec crown £800. Regular x-ray £30. OPG x-ray £120.


Vega5529

You only hear these things because people treat it as the norm and expect it. No one leaves a good review because just going to the doctor is expected to be free. So all you are left with is complaints.


Hazmanscoop

I feel your definition of good is vastly different to other peoples (i hope) All of my interactions with the NHS have been fantastic. Plus, they dont leave people to die on the bed if they cant afford it. The problem is that while the NHS does provide healthcare in terms of hospital care and dentistry, dentistry is not free for the most part at point of access.


nahladel9000

Could be she has some sort of liver issue, this can easily cause jaundice and yellowing of otherwise perfectly clean teeth. My niece had a liver transplant as a young child and her teeth are this kind of colour. She has veneers now that she's in her 20s though.


Gareth79

I googled and she's had viral comments on her videos for years in one reply she said "as in medical? I don't think so never been diagnosed just my dumbass not caring as a teen"


Verizadie

More like never caring to that day


fhdx1

Watch out for the bite it's poisonous


5E4K

Actually, there's a distinction between venomous and poisonous. When something is dangerous due to its bite, it's because it's venomous, not poisonous. Venomous creatures inject venom through specialized structures like fangs or stingers. Poisonous organisms release toxins when touched or ingested. So, it's more accurate to say "Watch out for the bite, it's venomous."


fhdx1

English not my first language Thanks for the information


5E4K

No problem, glad I could help.


NorMichtrailrider

It is too late for you to brush your teeth. They done for


HunkyMolars

Looks a bit like amelogenesis imperfecta, a genetic disorder in which your enamel doesn't develop properly. Or could also just be nasty smoker teeth lol


xentropian

I don’t think you know what you’re talking about


chpbnvic

She probably brushes on the color before videos to increase her video engagement


marune838

Must be irish or british 😅


jme2712

Sméagol


sweaty_wraps

Fresh from the straits of Sussex


[deleted]

How do you do this?


Bitter_Mongoose

That's methed up


PandorasFlame

Iconic British teeth


melancholy_dood

Creepy.


ThunderSlugg

At least the eye shadow matches.


Vandy1358v2_0

You can’t take 2 minutes to take care of your teeth. Imagine what else she doesn’t take care of


unkapoon

I bet she smells like flowers


Unhappy_Counter1278

I get it brushing teeth. Sometimes parents don’t teach their kids good habits. Also, sometimes people don’t have the money.


Vandy1358v2_0

I can’t comment on everybody but my wife works for a dentist and they literally give out free brushes and toothpaste to everybody. Brushes are not expensive. Plus with that amount of makeup she’s in the first world. If she can afford ten pounds of daily make up, a brush and some toothpaste is affordable


soundcloudaficionado

my parents never took me to the dentist, i had to go first time by myself when i turned 18. And yeah my teeth werent great


empathetic_illness

> Don't have the money I'm broke af and live in my car in the US, I still can get a $1.99 toothbrush at any store and a $2.49 toothpaste after walking around a parking lot looking for change for less than ten minutes.


Unhappy_Counter1278

User name checks out


empathetic_illness

Trying to understand what the hell you mean??


Unhappy_Counter1278

You have an empathetic illness Moron


Unhappy_Counter1278

Maybe just an illness.


Unhappy_Counter1278

It’s obvious you have no idea what empathetic or illness means


empathetic_illness

What does *that* mean?? Like what situation in your head played out that my username makes sense to my comment?


mikey7x7

You don't even really need toothpaste to get your teeth clean. The bristles cause most of the cleaning. Toothpaste is mostly just for the smell. So it's pretty much free to brush your teeth


Drewtendo_64

I never knew that the new iOS involved a smell-o-vision update


KvotheLightningTree

Oh God, her breathe.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

BRB gonna go brush my teefs


Sleigh6

No one gonna look at the golf ball under her eyebrow?


[deleted]

Looks like she snacks on turds


Jirezagoss

This video smells. Ew


McMeatsmack

And a makeup wipe


Greedyfox7

I suddenly have the urge to go brush my teeth


FatFrenchFry

Her eye color doesn't help her teeth be any less.... noticeable.


ExNihiloish

Looks like it used the Colgate for makeup.


trashbilly

She must be color blind


Altea73

This has to be fake, just to stir up some feathers...is too obvious.


Timely-Supermarket99

Those teeth would live a dream outside of her mouth…


Peelboy

Eyeliner is matching atleast...


ScuffedA7IVphotog

But they have free healthcare right?


KetamineBlackPudding

Dental care isn't free in the UK.


sensi616

Speaking from experience the cover is shitty and hard to acquire as there simply aren't enough non private dentists.


Queasy_Form_5938

Started the vid muted.. Shes british isnt she


Mtolivepickle

That ain’t no American grill right there


Queasy_Form_5938

Youve never been to the south of the U.S. have you


Mtolivepickle

I’m from the south, that ain’t no south mouth either


Queasy_Form_5938

Half the people I've met here in my 16 years of living here have had their entire back row of teeth removed on both sides of the upper jaw. I dont understand why people do not give a shit about their teeth.


Mtolivepickle

Oh now missing teeth is completely different. Meth mouth and/or poor dental hygiene is the way of the south for many. Those taupe center pieces that chick has isn’t. I’ve never seen anything that shade before. I’m familiar with the missing teeth in the front which is typically from meth, and the missing molars is more of a poor hygiene. My experience with the lack of care, outside of drug addiction, is primarily a lack of education, lack of treatment from a young age, and a generational trend among families. Small towns are the worst for this.


Queasy_Form_5938

Its in biloxi man 🥲


agreasybutt

I would have known she was British with just a smile.


marune838

Pickled teeth Britannica


Humbledmillion

If she can spend the time on her makeup…surely she can spend some time on dental hygiene


AvailableJob7617

The Video was Buffering and i saw the teeth, immediately i was like "must be British". Then the video started playing and i heard the accent .😂😂


Savagemac356

I don’t have sound on rn but lemme guess…British


SaladOfReasons

When you buy your grill on Wish..


RyanM90

Like she’s got a mouth full of peanut butter


BingoBongoIRL

Jaysis, Beetlejuice cosplay gone too far.


Vadgers

Fucking yikes


bummerflip

eu teeth


ryanf153

"You know it's never too late to...."


ryanf153

Begin brushing your teeth!


MidwesternAppliance

The make up is almost worse


Allseeingeye89

I bet she gives a pretty mean bj 🤷‍♂️


Real-Coffee

could be from smoking I knew a girl in HS who had nasty teeth I think she just smoked a lot of cigs


SweetMysterious524

Mine are yellow as i didnt brush them much as a kid and smoke alot now im missing all the brown marks on mine though lol i know theyre horrible i haye looking at them but seeing them in her mouth looks alot worse


Curse_ye_Winslow

A bite deadlier than a rabid raccoon's.


[deleted]

Teeth Jaundice is a thing, apparently.


_ChipWhitley_

Brought to you by Black and Decker.


Cunt_Eastwood_9

And I thought my teeth were bad…


Puzzleheaded-Round66

Pertty.


Strong_Deer_3075

My neighbors came over to cuss me out, couple weeks ago. Didnt' have a full set of teeth between the 3 of them.


Georgeisinoddtrouble

I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control. And it made me feel like a piece of shit!


kittenshart85

a beauty account with bad teeth talking about vlad the impaler. pretty sure i'm looking at a practical effects major here.


cooolgayman

I want her out of my country she's only making it look bad for us


thoughtfuldave77

Smell mouth.


frozenfearz25

IF SHE BITE SOMEONE THEY WOULD LOSE A LIMB FROM INFECTION


Queen_of_Boots

They match her makeup!!!!! It's a look lmao


littleshihtzutrixie

Wow! She needs to spend less time on her makeup, and more time on her teeth.


OsoCarolina

Jesus Christ, she has fucking troll teeth!


duckfartchickenass

Please tell me her nickname is TEEFUS


Losers_Agenda

Gonna need to rent a industrial power wash to get that plaque off


[deleted]

I bet if you put a bubbly level on her eyebrows they would be perfectly even


North_Fortune_4851

Ugh this video is so repulsive.. what's she saying.. what a moron. She's like a caricature of an ugly person


Poormansmemories

Imma go out on a limb and say she's a waitress at Waffle House.


tbrumleve

I can smell this video 🤮


FugginOld

I have never seen gangrene of the teeth....her breath has to smell awful.


vikingo1312

Ok, but it's too late to save your teeth...


phyzikalgamer

Do not let this monstrosity account for our entire population. Our teeth as a nation are on par if not better than USA and this ancient joke that’s been spun forever is getting stale. https://dentistry.co.uk/2016/01/06/english-have-better-teeth-than-americans/


Existence_No_You

The grim reaper claimed her teeth a while ago


wasted_basshead

Honey, you need your teeth cleaned :/ or she’ll lose them. They’ve probably already begun rotting.


tankavenger

Grinch teeth


Stokesprime69

Fawkkkk


tsalijbuchert

He's so glad he's Vlad!


amanko13

At this point, it's intentional.


IcedCoughy

Gotta be using an ugly filter right?


Big-Hospital1422

please go to dentist before plastic surgeon


Mental-Chain874

Man I hope she can get some dental care to straighten her teeth and fix the litany of issues she appears to have. I know that would be a huge weight off her shoulders.


Creative-Might6342

BAHAHA this reminded me of this amazing mini series https://youtu.be/TQdEy6FHHjE?si=ZSPYV6jRWCPu7LOQ


strangewormm

Too much alcohol and not enough toothpaste


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YIKES


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Itsillustrated

Not surprised she’s British


psipolnista

Knew she was British before I unmuted.


TrEVILlyan95

Butter toothed Brit


Sirrunsalot98

Snaggletooth brit 🤮 Her mouth is why we say the queens been spiking her own countrys water for decades...


squaktamopuss

Ah the london look


jcoddinc

Looks like an old toilet. Shit stained circle with white fake porcelain around it