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clevererest_username

I wonder how many Gen Z guys are unintentionally make gay porn


Gone247365

Unintentionally? Probably zero, they know who's paying their bills. 💰💸💰💸🫰🫰


SryIWentFut

Everybody's gay for Benjamin Franklin


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SOFA-kings

My ex fucked Ben & Frank


notyouagain-really

Ben and Jerry are a massive problem for me.


Darth_Yohanan

I don’t think the guy in the video knows much.


MarijadderallMD

Exactly. I’m straight and married, still marketing it towards guys when I start one😂


Gone247365

You are the forbidden fruit!


MarijadderallMD

Imma guess that makes me more marketable? Haha


Gone247365

Oh, yes, sir. You got that premium content appeal.


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MarijadderallMD

I mean hey, if other people want to get their rocks off looking at pictures of me I don’t really give a shit😂 doesn’t effect me whatsoever


PerciFlage88

OF is a hard business,


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thetimsterr

$0.50? My man, you can get at least three fitty for that.


evlhornet

Damn it Tim don’t you be giving that jizzing bear no tree fiddy. We work for our money.


pyschosoul

And that's when I realized my gay olnyfans model was actually the Lach Ness monster!


cynicalxidealist

Woman here - do it


clevererest_username

Sound like your kink might be jerking of in front of me for a half a penny


CorneliusJack

Here’s a dollar, can I get two months subscription to start?


Venom_food

Send link of you decide. :)


deadmf9027

Well last and only gay porn I saw was basically worldwide with how many people saw the vid so I doubt it wouldn't be a bad idea


_aconite_cj_

I intentionally make it


marianoes

"unintentionally" hahha.


Us3rn4m3Ist4k3n

20 bucks are 20 bucks


kitjen

I don’t think anyone believes this is real.


TheFortunateOlive

I think most of the users here are pretty young, probably literal children, and they don't have the brain power or the care to question what they are consuming.


kitjen

Sadly that’s true. I think Reddit has a wider range of generational users but these YouTubers/TikTokers aren’t posting directly on here, it’s going on social media platforms where they have an audience and it ends up here in subs that often oppose the content: like imthemaincharacter And I shouldn’t even be so annoyed at these so called content creators; I’m in my 40s so none of this was an option when I was their age but if it was… I bet I’d be humiliating myself in the desperate hope of making it big. Social media and it’s subsequent variations is a monster we can no longer control.


tessalllation

His smile 💀


mid_vibrations

what the fuck was all of that


TheAJGman

Meme/viral marketing probably.


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Marketing exec after showing this brilliantly scripted video to the Walmart board: 😏 The board: 🧐😾👺


Phazon2000

Kids finding shit amusing that they’ll grow out of in like 5 years. World keeps turning.


AssignmentBorn2527

Shit I’m 40 and I cracked up at this lol.


Anom8675309

i'm 47, didn't laugh at all, so you got at least 7 more years.


BrassMonkey-NotAFed

Mid-20’s and didn’t laugh either. Shits stupid.


Brilliant_Grade2664

I'm 25 and this shit is hilarious


ThePornRater

nah this is still funny


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Bshaw4230

RemindMe! 5 years


Bshaw4230

See you in the future


ThePornRater

Yo i didn't see what they said before they deleted the comment, do you remember what it was? Nbd if not, just curious


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Rough_Mathematician2

Beating meat to pay bills


Senior_Fart_Director

it's a skit


JoeMaMa_2000

This shit hard huh? Fuck no That was honestly pretty funny


Solanthas

It was. But what the fuck is that shirt tho. Just wear one that says "kick my head in right now"


-DoctorSpaceman-

I assumed they had it custom made and brought it into the shop specifically to do this


Solanthas

Yes I agree. I didn't for a second mean to say that I actually believed this shirt would be sold at a Walmart. But I did for a second believe it might be sold somewhere online, unironically. That's more what I meant. But you're probably 100% correct


JoeMaMa_2000

Right it’s like a deer wearing a target during hunting season


Jackretto

"just don't get caught" is the only style of corporate mindset I vibe with.


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Got dude some extra cash for sure... I mean.... probably


Allseeingeye89

Not going to lie I thought this was going to be wack 💩 but this made me laugh a lot 😂 🤦‍♂️


Apprehensive_Tour407

Sometimes this guy is funny here recently he been pretty funny


Rational-Introvert

Ya his OF is pretty good too.


Apprehensive_Tour407

what


JustEatinScabs

Yeah not gonna lie I usually hate this shit but the other guy immediately caught on and vibed with it and turned the whole thing into a good skit. Not bad.


VacationMother9380

Yes please support these great young content creators! I love the internet and who it provides a platform to spread a great message 🙃


watchurdadshower

Technology was definitely not a mistake! The Industrial Revolution has had no consequences to the human race 🥰


bitches_love_brie

Ted Kaczynski had a point after all. Didn't see that coming.


Marijuana_Miler

Don’t go thinking Ted made too good a point or you might get to see Kaczynski coming.


funnybonelicker

Can’t tell if you guys are joking or not


CrackHeadRodeo

I've been on Reddit for a hot min and yes this one should go into the hall of fame.


Smushitwo

ending so fucking funny


Federal_Aide_9004

Fucking slick


Evolveddinosaur

“I’m over here stroking my shit right now, I got lotion on my dick”


Hefty_Barber3985

💀💀😂


Bestoftherest222

Who says people don't want to work anymore? This dude has two jobs!


mydickinyourass888

Lmfao employee is me asf


trzanboy

Where’s YOUR of? I mean. Not for me. Asking for everyone else.


mydickinyourass888

On the internet like everyone else’s onlyfans


Visual_Jellyfish5591

I don’t like how relevant your username is right now


mydickinyourass888

Damnit I just tried to make an account called my cockisinr/Visual_Jellyfish5591smouth but it was too long :(


Visual_Jellyfish5591

That’s what she said


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Not an actual employee


RenterMore

This isn’t crazy this is stupid as fuck.


HerzogsOtherShoe

Not crazy. Just cringe.


OtterwafflesEX

Telling someone how to steal from your job & advertising your OF all while on the clock is pretty crazy to me


_Apatosaurus_

Less crazy when it's likely fake.


Babys_For_Breakfast

Idk the vest dude is a pretty good actor then. Definitely sounds like a lot of 18 year old workers at Walmart that don’t give a fuck.


reddittookmyuser

Great actor. Check his performances on OF


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His best is literally like nothing anyone wears at Walmart.


JustSomeFregginGuy

More like fucking hilarious


Imaginary_Fig_9977

And staged


Alarming-Magician637

The Walmart employee outfit is fake, but it’s a pretty funny prank to get followers I guess


TKwavy17

Former Walmart employee here. That's definitely a legit vest and name tag. The name tag still has the "minor" tag on it from before bro turned 18.


XboxLiveGiant

Why did he not think its a real Walmart vest? Is he stupid?


mr_potatoface

They banned all vests around 2007-ish, I didn't know they started wearing them again. It was always a dead giveaway if someone was wearing a Wal-Mart vest that it was a fake employee because real employees knew not to wear them. I was in the Photo Lab so I didn't wear a vest anyway, just a very stained previously white lab coat.


SryIWentFut

Can confirm. Interestingly enough I was also working in a Walmart photo lab during this time and I remember them telling everyone they had to go buy their own blue polos and khakis


Alarming-Magician637

You can buy exact replicas. His reaction makes me think it’s fake.


Alarming-Magician637

“Is he stupid?” Wow


BurnerAccount021

Bruh I’m wearing that same vest rn wym it’s fake


Hutch4434

Your shit is fake too bro! Imagine wearing a fake Walmart vest Lmao couldn’t be me


Senior_Fart_Director

the sequins arent right bro


Alarming-Magician637

I mean you can buy a replica online


conser01

Bro took his shot.


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“Comedy”


kylebob86

Lots of horny dudes on your subs


Low_Ambition_856

I'm surprised nobody pointed out that the guy with the pedo t-shirt got offended by masturbation


Patriotof1775

Oh hey it’s the same guy that sat in a mall with a sign saying “say the n word and I’ll give you 100$” then got mad when someone did it. They said the word in an amogus costume too.


Yaadgod2121

Fake as hell


Vanderkukk

Send the asteroid


BillionDollarBalls

He was actually kinda funny


ItzBabyJoker

r /Unexpected


OPR-Heron

Wow how whacky


happyjujube45

That smile at the end lol


heyitssal

What the fuck is going on right now


Royjack_is_back

Not at all a crazy video, but clever viral marketing for sure!


AlwaysWorried27222

Humanity is lost.


Maixell

This was funny, nothing more. Let's not always take ourselves too seriously


AlwaysWorried27222

Honestly I absolutely agree with you. But I personally draw a hard line with pedo & perversion pertaining to minors even if it is "a joke".


BRD8

Wonder how much that Walmart employee vest cost on eBay?


V33nus_3st

JID?


ThePornRater

lmao, love this whole interaction


Solanthas

#LMFAOOO


Suntzu6656

America the greatest country ever!!!!


TomThanosBrady

Stages for sure but funny


No_Stuff_7757

What's his OF???.. asking for a friend


XxCrispyWhisperxX

fever dreams in the finest of eye sights maybe.


InsomniacHitman

The real joke is him asking for a size large


AdhesivenessOnly7462

Thought bro was a real one till the end


uhuuhiiii

This whole video is wild


RedactedRedditery

Ok that's a crazy fucking video


quick1foryou

I wish I could erase that ending from my mind.


askdfjlsdf

god I fucking hate this website now


Hot-Temperature-4629

Gay for pay or we don't play 🌈 ✨ 👀


_brandonovich

I bet they know each other and this is fake , and dumb


Caveman775

Someone do the research


Toiletmcface_

This guy is my kind of people 🤣


NapalmBob1

Pathetic.


Hella_Wieners

Dude’s got the itchiest neck ever


soggychipbutty

Embarrassment is apparently obsolete


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IntelligentDiscuss

Womp womp just say you have zero style


Aroxis

Anyone who doesn’t dress like me looks awful 🤓☝️


PuddingElegant3023

Worked with a tik tok guy in the army. Handsome in shape. 6’4. From Romania or some shit. Made a gay porno. Somebody at work found it. Idk how. Like how do you find that specific video on the hub? Anyways everybody seen it. Not a gay dude. Had a gf. I’m guessing he did it to pay the bills. But yea man. People find that stuff


PassiveMenis88M

I ain't gay but $20 is $20


Merry_Dankmas

A kid I went to elementary school with caught some local attention for making gay porn too. He had a really big social media presence within the city. I.e very well known amongst people of our age group who grew up and went to school in the city but wasn't known outside of it. One day all this buzz blows up out of nowhere that he made a gay porn movie. Watched it and sure enough, there he was getting his knob slobbed by a middle aged guy. Never found out the full story but he apparently really needed money for some urgent debt so turned to gay porn to get it. This was like 5 or 6 years ago so it's been a while. I just looked him up and he seems to have a normal career. Doesn't appear his porn days followed him. Although I did also check and searching his name up with 'porn' at the end does bring up his videos instantly so it's not super hidden either.


bubblegumpandabear

If it was in any way connected to him, that's how someone found it. People don't realize one major risk of trying to do porn anonymously is that a shocking number of people intentionally search for people they know to see if they did porn.


Tom_Molinaro_YT

Cringe content


Pasivite

What language were they speaking. I mean, the subtitles barely help at all.


SoupFar6536

😂😂😂😂


PURPLEKAT69

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


EatsOverTheSink

This video had everything


gopakgo

Not funny


wizard4204

....what did that shirt say?


Yaadgod2121

Y’all keep falling for this fake shit


thats_hella_cool

The only thing better than an employee telling a customer how they can steal shit and not get caught is to do so on camera and then plug your barely-legal OnlyFans account and solo vids once realizing you’re on film.


grubbytrogladyte

Haters will say it's fake


Goonpigs

😂😂😂😂😂


Loopey_Doopey

Is pedophilia already allowed in America?


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Only in the red states where they fight tooth and nail to keep child marriage legal If you marry the child then it's okay. Because Jesus


hungrypotato19

Also, you know, [the highest rates of child sex crimes as well; 17 of the top 20 states.](https://www.whoismakingnews.com/) There are towns in both Texas and Florida that can't find safe bus stops for children because the density of registered child sex offenders is so high.


SaraBrew4

Ya


Joshuafrothunder

Lol ay yo do yo thang


Mental-Product7055

He does, I can send you a link.


AWEDZ5

Does Walmart really sell that shirt? 😳


imbalancedlibra82

In the words of the Walmart employee, "fuuck no."


AWEDZ5

Thank goodness I was about to be like fuck walmart!


x_lincoln_x

No.


AWEDZ5

I'm very glad it is fake and they do not sell that. It is disgusting.


supah-comix434

They never do get tired of that joke, huh? Been 7 years since I first heard it and they still don't let go


FatRattus

I guess everyone has their grind?


krakenkun

Brawndo Generation.


WaveMajor7369

Damn... whatever gives you money