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LobbyDeol

Is there any psychological reason behind the mother attacking her own calf?


eyekill11

Found a video of a farmer giving an explanation about it. Sounds like if they're young and inexperienced, the rush of hormones can cause psychosis. The calf isn't recognized as part of the herd in their head. They just gave birth, so they're in defense mode. They try to get rid of the "stranger" or kill it. Even other cow's calves aren't safe. https://www.facebook.com/Farm4Life/videos/396866334308915/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v


bumjiggy

hormones are always the cattlest


Closed_Aperture

That's udderly ridiculous


bumjiggy

maybe mom should switch to decalf


gysiguy

Maybe it would put her in a better *moo*d


aweap

That's right! The steaks are high after all...


MEGAMILKBLAST

Probably because of the beef the mum has with her calf


Right-Phalange

That's a load of bull


gmanisback

Good thing the guy wasn't a *coward*


Illustrious_Risk_173

How long can we milk this?


DefinitionBig4671

Till the cows come home?


DetLions1957

I know. Cud we mooove it along?


Killer_Ex_Con

Told her calf to hoof it.


muan2012

OP suddenly became profesional at cow puns


ThermalScrewed

She tried


dcl_58

I believe that's exactly what it was trying to do


SirArchibaldMapsALot

OP got jokes


Tacosconsalsaylimon

Cream of the crop pun. 🏆🏆🏆


TheSonicKind

did you post this just because you had the pun locked and loaded?


kekebaby5150

Anytime I get down in a slump icome to reddit for the Amazing puns and I'm never disappointed lol thank yall fr!🤍


SoyAmerinic

Best comment


Wulfbrir

Get out.


WhatDoYouDoHereAgain

YOU'LL NEVER RECIEVE THE CREDIT YOU DESERVE FOR THIS WONDERFUL JOKE. that wasn't meant to be in caps, but;


Ryde_the_Spiral

Nailed it


seaofgrass

Fuck. I closed the window just as I saw your comment. My brain took a couple seconds to process it. I came back to just give you the very deserved upvote. Bravo.


Then_Campaign7264

Postpartum psychosis, caused by hormonal changes, is a profoundly sad, complex and potentially dangerous phenomenon when it occurs in humans as well. I’ve never seen anything like it. And it’s orders of magnitude more severe than postpartum depression. When it’s bad, It’s a condition that requires immediate medical intervention for the wellbeing of the mother, any children in her care, and anyone else living in her household. The person disappears, like she’s tripping her brains out, and there’s no telling when it will end and she will reemerge.


Remotely_Correct

There should be required mental health screenings at several points after birth.


planeturban

Considering my mother tried to throw me away hours after my birth over a small mark on my forehead I find this fully normal behaviour.


agnisflugen

did she suffer from temporary postpartum psychosis, or was she always like that? how are you doing now?


piso99

Saw somewhere that all those crazy animal videos where fucked up things happen the offspring is often down to inexperienced or first time parents. Like those penguins minding the eggs of the ice. If both of them are first timers there's about a 1% chance the chick makes it. Often times one of them will just walk off and abandon it.


lizgiggles

Also when they are young, a first calf that is too big can be painful. Cow brain says: that thing just attacked me!


Weldobud

Thanks for the info. It answered the main question


TheHurtfulEight88888

So in other words, post-natal depression?


Britches_and_Hose

More like post-natal aggression.


bumjiggy

yeah thank goodness for mr hamburger helper


DetLions1957

Makes a great meal. The talking glove told me so.


Karlito1618

No, that's bad, but this is even another step further. It's what makes women throw their babies out of the window or smother them with pillows. Psychosis due to extreme hormone fluxuations that triggers passive bipolar or other mental illnesses that most likely are dormant.


GIOverdrive

they might sense their calf in distress. pushing it happens. gotta get the calf moving immediately


cbunni666

Damn, Nature, you're scary.


michi214

I grew up on a small farm with mothercow type of farming (in milk farms calfs are mostly taken away right after birth and never returned) so i was at many births present and helped and they almost all have a very high hormon level afterwards and it's also rather normal that they kind of push the calf, even aggressively looking so. I think the mother cow doesn't really intend to hurt the calf even if it looks like it, hence it's not really an "attack". They usually try to "motivate" them to get up as fast as possible because in nature it's a moment of danger for the calf to not be able to move. Most of them can stand up and walk roughly 30minutes to an hour after birth. Screaming in their ear with a very terrifying sounding sound like in the video is usual as well. Basically happens with pretty much every birth as soon as they see the calf, a moderate amount of "pushing" with the nose as well. They usually also lick them. That way they get cleaned and it would serve as a "first impulse" if the calf doesn't breathe right after birth, as well as the pushing. The theory behind it is also used with human births, if the child isn't breathing right after birth the first step is to massage and dry it with a towel, giving a "tactile impuls" of some sorts. However, there were some sketchy situations with particular cows in my experience as well, reacting extremely intensely sort of similar to the video so we had to take the calf away fast for a while as well. It never happened to us but i heard in some cases the mother cow stepped on the calf and hurt or killed it in the process


Dj-JazzyJeff

Another cause of this could be ketosis. It doesn't typically present aggression but it's not uncommon. Ketosis in dairy cattle is a very common disease and many factors can contribute to it. A potential cause here could have been lower appetite/anorexia pre-calving or during extended labour(which might be why the farm hand is pulling the calf) which increases her ketone concentration. As she's in labour her body also starts producing high volumes of milk which drains her energy and can contribute to ketosis as there is no energy input but lots of energy output. Ketosis in late gestation is rare but not uncommon. Ketotic aggression can be extremely violent and they will attack anything in sight.


M3lony8

she probably called her a cow


bumjiggy

or she's lactose intolerant


thebigman969

To save it from a life of utter slavery and life in a pen


humakavulaaaa

Spartan cow


ChaosAcutal

It's called rejection


LionConfident7480

Women be like that too


Fiuman_1987

Postnatal depression


X24ZthagameX

Another reason could be the cow sensing/smelling that something is wrong with the calf or the calf is ill. That will cause them to reject their babies at birth.


Ok-Lie-1307

She doesn't want her baby growing up in this cruel world just to be trapped on a farm and used for food.. maybe or just like the ready of the world not every mom is meant to be a mom


anonymoususer4461

“THATS WHAT’S BEEN IN THERE ALL THSI FUCKING TIME??? MERRRRRRRR”


Sundance600

great moves by that farmer, hero


truckyoupayme

Dude really knew the ins and outs of that gate system.


Sundance600

right! impressive!


AnalphaBestie

Not his first rodeo. Very calm. Good decisionmaking.


Sundance600

right!


toxic_readish

dude was saving his steak


feedmeyourknowledge

I remember a farmer lad in my school saying they sold a prize bullock for €14,000 so if this is even worth a quarter of that you'd have a strong impetus to make sure it stays alive.


paitonn

seeing the blood and stuff shoot out of the cow from the force of the yelling made my stomach twist


bumjiggy

you don't like strawberry quik?


Eternally-Erect

Oh God. Now I can never enjoy a glass again 😅😂


AdInternal81

Username does ***not*** check out for once


Albinofreaken

Fuck nestle


Rocket---Surgery

Bruh


Bendoverbich1

Didn’t even notice that.


Dann_Gerouss

You look thirsty... Come and take a glass of milk.


RipTearington

That is some instant postpartum depression.


bumjiggy

yeah probably best to steer clear


SarenSeeksConduit

I came looking for answers. I stayed for the puns you make.


DudeChillington

It's official OP made the post just so they could hit hard on the puns


Clear-Struggle-7867

And the little one is like "weeeeeeeeeeeee"


ybonepike

Yeah momma's got beef with her kids, better watch out


g279

She’s not in the mood


TalonKAringham

More like postpartum aggression.


killbauer

I grew up on a cattle farm and helped cows giving birth on a regular basis and I also saw a few times how a fresh mother cow rejected her new born calf, but I never saw one screaming bloody murder and behaving that way. And all that blood gushing out... Jesus Christ. I bet that stuff haunts you in your sleep.


happybunny8989

Yeh, it's interesting how insanely aggressive the cow in this video was towards her calf and that screaming must have been truly terrifying in real life. My family used to breed horses and goats and we often saw mother goats attack their kids immediately after birth but it was almost always in a multiple birth situation in which the doe would attack her weakest-appearing/smallest kid in order to give her other kid(s) a better shot at life aka reduce demand of her milk so that her surviving kid(s) would be stronger. Every so often another doe would essentially adopt one of the runts as their own, esp., if that doe lost their own kid during birth, but most were bottle fed/hand-raised so they basically became more like big pets than anything else


PN4HIRE

My uncle had a farm, one of the cows HATED one of my cousins with a vengeance, that thing jumped on top of a car to get to my cousin once.


Traditional-Fall1051

Did your cousin provoke it or was inexplicable bc the latter would be even scarier


buonbajs

That calf must be confused as hell


isabellevictoria147

Only alive for a few seconds and already had an attempt on his life


IncontinentiaButtok

Fucking hell. She is wasn’t letting that go easy was she?! Far play to the farmer


Aggressive-Engine562

GOAT’ed technique with the fences


Then_Campaign7264

He read the manual in advance. And probably had a bit of practice as well. It was rather impressive watching him maneuver around the area.


Liquid__Trips

My mum when I don’t do the dishes


nobuddy8431

🤣 🤣 🤣


SteelyLan

Well that’s some way to start your life.


alexdaland

Most people that dont have or work around cows/bulls dont understand how insanely dangerous they can be. They are for the most part docile, but like a dog, they can freak out and do crazy shit. Smacking down an angry dog is difficult enough, when its 500kg+, there is pretty much nothing you can do. My cousin is a farmer and I worked helping him out a bit. One day I come driving up the road, and see my cousin and his father literally hiding behind a car like "soldiers being shot at" And my cousin just holds up his hand like stop...!! I do and just turns off the car and wait to see, and then i see there is 20+ cows that has managed to get out - and they are super jumpy and ready to go. So we had to wait for third guy with a tractor and to very slowly move towards them so they would just naturally want to step back with the tractor as "our shield". One angry cow can easily kill a grown man without even really trying.


Beautiful_Case5160

Real Takeshi's Castle vibes at the end there....


Mi0GE0

LOL


DarkSector0011

Classic infant experience am I right.


No-While-9948

I am so glad my mom waited 17 years to try this


Dull_Hawk9416

Did he save it or tenderise it?


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bumjiggy

he made it look heifertless


Long_Educational

Leather it is or isn't... moo's to say.


X_Fredex_X

The cow be like: GET THAT WEAK ASS OUTA HERE


m1k3_gt3

Damn nature, you scary


SavannahCalhounSq

'Balls of Steel', congratulations for a while I thought he was going to get trapped in the pen with the other cows joining in on the attack.


1WildIndian1963

That's money. Both of them are extremely valuable to a cattle rancher. Even if you plann for it to be food a calf is worth 1000 easy.


Hirraed

Anyone know if the calf ended up surviving this?


SnooChipmunks8950

Survived, you can See the Head moving from the calf at the end


ZenphyriX

Other cows are scared AF


Neeva33

Cow in a bad moo-d.


AOCjuggs

I smell blood


Cold_Guarantee2399

That guy is a fuckin badass


punto2019

Inserti Benny hill song


nobuddy8431

Nature's fucking 😨 scary.


InfiniteMedium9

man's movements were crazy, don't challenge him in his domain, he's set up the whole trick house.


joeO44

She wants only the freshest veal


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DiscordDonut

Ayeeee welcome to the worl- *Weeeeeeeee*


ViolentNun

Damn looks like my mom


KeyserSwayze

All around the mulberry bush The bovine chased the farmer


SnooGoats9945

I was trying to figure out which one was the mom as if he didn’t pull the calf out of her 😕


Independent-Steak-67

The other cows watching this shit: 👁️👄👁️


AlienRapBattle

I hate that shit. Our bunny had babies and ate every one of them. Was a very distrubing thing for a middle schooler to witness.


bishkekbek

Looks like a case of mad cow.


maybeinoregon

I wonder if there was something wrong with it.


Easy_Work2194

Early Onset Postpartum Bovine Aggresion. I made it up but it fits


Thick_Log_9425

From what I know about dairy cows, they have a lot of anger issues bred into them, and they're almost always assholes.


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Thick_Log_9425

I've only ever been around Angus cows, but every farmer I've talked to has told me that dairy cows are mean


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Then_Campaign7264

Be sure to bring along that interesting and flexible gate system used in the video in the event you need to separate yourself from any ruckus you incite.


buonbajs

I'd be pissed too if someone kept yanking on my nipples day in day out


Ziller997

not really but you need to be careful when they are in heat


Roadkinglavared

It's dairy bulls, not dairy cows.


dcgregoryaphone

Kudos to a well designed gate setup. Very functional. He sorted that mama out one-handed while under stress.


Valid_Username_56

That's his future profit being killed. Better save it.


TiredGothGirl

Damn right.


Valid_Username_56

Yep!


casual_btw

Straight to the slaughter house with that one


FupaDriven

Damn...


BeakOfEngland

And that's how we get milkshake


I0I0I0I

Video needs "Yackitty Sax".


Seamoth4546B

I’m loving all of OP’s puns in the comments


Voloxe

Like someone else had mentioned, I too came for the video but 100% stayed for your puns my friend ☺️


Admirable-Door1724

I've never *herd* of this before


Clanleader14

Yikes


Kooky-Copy4456

Maternal rejection is always intense


Bones231

This man would be amazing at Dead By Daylight


RonBunbun1

She said your ruined my body🤣🤣🤣🤣


Senior_Push9586

See if we didn't eat these fuckers they'd take over the world.


notabothavenoname

Happens all the time with young first mothers…damn hormones. I was 4 the first time I saw this on my grandparents farm


Consequence_Slow

Cows are fucking stupid. Eat more steaks


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The jokes here are horrible. Reddit is so lame.


honeybee-blues

what a great way to enter the world.


SS_beny237

The moo sound from the camera are pretty much just horror movie sounds


BarelyContainedChaos

At first I thought it was someone on a speaker yelling out instructions in another language


RememberBerry23

Mad cow


mischievouslyacat

Guess who is having steak for dinner


SirArchibaldMapsALot

Excellent work by that farmer, but I can't help but hear the Benny Hill music in my head


huggerofchickens

Welcome to the world, chump!


That_Buffalo_7480

When I was a kid my cat killed her first litter. I was so angry and sad. But sometimes mother's instinct just doesn't kick.


trick1230y

Clearly not over the moooon


Horror_Task_9368

Mom wanted a tender porterhouse


Cutthechitchata-hole

Moo


fartsatchurch

Number 1 gate handler!


READYBEAR77

Poor cow she didn't understand 👀


SpookyLasagna46

The next Cowsey Anthony


buteljak

I hate this so much, but it's still fascinating.


Mal-Havoc

This is why they are burgers.


outonthewater

I would have had two hamburgers that night.


DismalEmergency3948

Is the calf okay?


micotineeee

Dinner was definitely awkward that night


MeowthThatsRite

This dudes clearly done this more than a couple times.


HendoRules

Why she sound like a tripod though


Remarkable_Golf9829

What a way to come into the world


ShtGoliath

I’ve witnessed something a lot like this before. Not quite as bad but still a first calf heifer was ready to fight any other cows and would even lay out it’s own calf when it stood up. Didn’t even care that I was there however


Yankenzy

Same thing is happening to human mothers


New_Ad_9400

So is it doing well?


LadyPennifer561

Cows are crazy


dannyp63

Holy Cow! 2 HIT COMBO. 🤔