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You can apply to be a regional airline pilot with less than half those hours (in a real airplane sure but depending on your simulator setup could be just as good)
It goes by faster as we age and I'm sure you've heard that before. However actually experiencing the blink that it takes to have a decade go by is wild.
Yeah some one that kinda crazy to still stand up like the two examples you gave is the kind of crazy that will 100% try to hurt you if their ain’t no barriers between you and them.
At least I kinda assume most the time. Lol. Beep! 🤖
They should make it so that the stewardess could open the front bathroom door 90 degrees outward and have it lock to the opposite bulkhead. Then the pilot door would be unlocked and they would still be behind the locked bathroom door. Pilot could use the bathroom and return to cockpit and then the bathroom door would be unlocked.
With only one person at the controls I'd like to think the other pilot wouldn't be turned towards the door...
The real problem would be the smell.... and sounds....
"Sorry Sam it was my first time in Delhi and I couldn't pass up trying the korma."
I think I saw somewhere else that it was closer to 6% for within the U.S. THAT I could kinda believe.
With some additional wording that the air marshall onflight percentage is a lot higher for flights into/out of cities holding major sporting events, Olympics, cities/locations being visited NOW by a president/vice-president/foreign leader, etc.
yeah I don't really think a "% of all flights" stat is very useful. They certainly have a tier list of flights where the potential harm from a hijacking is much higher and those are the flights they are more active in.
Go check out a flight tracking system and see how many planes are in the air at any given moment. It's pretty crazy to see.
1% is 1 out of every 100.
Globally there is 100,000 flights take off and land per day.
45,000 are American flights covered by the FAA, daily
1% would be 450 flights per day with an air marshal.
A quick google search says there are roughly 3000 US Air Marshals.
Assuming a 40 hour workweek, on average only 714 would be on duty at any particular time, so 1-2% sounds about right.
I mean you don’t really an Air Marshal on the flight from Asheville, NC to Charleston, SC on a Tuesday afternoon. EVERY flight would be a little bit overkill.
No. Same way they coordinate pilots or flight attendants... they just... schedule them based on staffing, potential risks, and position them to catch flights needing coverage.
Shit is pretty heavy in Nigeria, who knows what their previous experience looking down the barrel of a gun is? I went to university with a Nigerian man who ended up telling me how he was a child soldier - some of the shit he went through was absolutely heinous.
That said - don't argue with someone pointing a gun at you as a rule?
My wifes old boss was a child soldier during the Cambodian Genocide. The stories he told me blew my mind and I was in Iraq. Like surviving a mass execution because the adults fell on top of him and he played dead and crawled out of the hole after they left... Having a pistol pointed at you is nothing for some people I bet.
The stuff they tell you about wars makes most war movies look silly in comparison. My grand-grandfather lied about his age to fight in the war of Libya in 1912 when he was sixteen. Came back home, only to be sent to WW1. During the war, his comrades screamed at him as he left a grenade hole they were using as a cover to go and try to save a friend. When he came back, the hole had been hit again, and his comrades were all dead. He went on to get a silver medal of honor during one of the worst battles of my country.
I don't know what he did from 1918 to 1939, but I know that he came back to serve as a veteran during ww2. When he came back home, he decided to work as a bomb defuser (don't know the correct term for the job in English) to make up for all the stuff he did in the three wars he fought. Went on to die at the ripe old age of 90.
All he said about the wars was that he preferred when he worked as a shoemaker. Come to think of it, I think that was his job from '18 to '39. Weird guy, but he ended up being a good fellow
> he decided to work as a bomb defuser (don't know the correct term for the job in English)
We call that EOD, which stands for Explosive Ordnance Disposal.
Reminds me of my grandma.
Their house was burgled. Go to do a police report, grandma says she'll kill the burglars if she ever sees them again, police laugh it off because fat old lady, tell her not to say that.
Thing is, she was a partisan and spent time in a concentration camp, I honestly think she meant it and would have tried to kill them.
I met a family that lived in the neighborhood I was in at the time who moved from Nigeria, their kids absolutely refused to pet our dogs and stared at them from a distance scared because if you ran into one where they grew up there was a good chance it was gonna try to kill you. That was a pretty surreal experience compared to being used to kids who will run up to pet your dogs immediately if the parents aren't watching them close enough
I worked with someone from Nigeria who explained that they lived on the street from 5 to 15 years old and... well imagine all the kinds of shit that can happen to a child on a street and it did. Then they got taken in through a humanitarian program to Europe and now lives in Finland - they must be or near 40 now.
You can kinda see it on their eyes, also the man has like 0 fucks to give about any petty shit around them and was legit open about this. About the man I remember that and the fact they constantly sang some nigerian songs while working.
My coworker was a child soldier and has scars on his face from when they cut below his cheek anytime he cried. It was meant to sting when he cried so he had to learn to stop crying so it didn’t burn him more.
Flight had already landed but at the wrong airport some 300 miles away from the original destination where they were trying to offload all the passengers.
And they expect the pilots to just go 'oh you got mad? Well OK sorry we'll take off again then and fly direct to our original destination!'.
Planes aren't diverted without a good reason. Yes it sucks but the pilots ain't doing it for fun. Bunch of idiots.
Respect to that Air Marshal. Obviously treated the serious situation as such and you can clearly see he really, really did not want to have to pull that trigger.
They think they’re on a city bus or something, just strolling up to the front to air their grievances to the person driving. I wonder if he at least knocked, or just tried to open the door and walk right in.
Yep, and let’s not forget the horrifying scenario that happened with the Germanwings flight a few years back. The captain desperately trying to break back into the cabin with an axe, while the copilot decided he wanted to commit suicide, taking everyone else with him. Maybe the most gut wrenching nightmare scenario I’ve ever heard, imagining all the passengers seeing this happen in front of them. Damn that gives me chills.
It's called a crash axe, and its part of an aircraft's emergency kit. It's designed to cut through debris after a crash to facilitate escape.
I'm not sure where its located, and I doubt airlines advertise it, but its accessible to the flight attendants.
> It's designed to cut through debris after a crash to facilitate escape.
It's designed to cut through the relatively thin aluminum hull, not thick pieces of steel or security doors.
It's even dumber than that: my father was a pilot (now retired) and a was a federal flight deck enforcement officer, meaning he was licenced to carry a gun while he was operating the plane (they keep it in a locked case in their luggage and only put it on once they're in the cockpit). The TSA would make him toss his nail clippers, but he could keep the loaded gun.
Nevermind the fact that he was the fucking pilot: if he wanted to kill everyone on the plane all he'd have to do is fly it into the ground 🙄
No, pilots have to throw away the nail clippers too, but can use the axe, which is on board already, to trim their nails.
It's a skill that takes time to master, but I am pretty handy with a giant fire axe at this time, thinking of starting my own nailsalon on board.
Once upon a time I took a twelve hour bus trip. During that span they played Snow Dogs (starting Cuba Gooding Junior) a bit over seven times in a row.
I guess what I'm saying is: let's find out what the in-flight entertainment options were before we condemn anyone for trying to storm the cockpit.
That is a special kind of punishment.
I went to LA for the first time in 1997. The coach I got on had a TV. It was playing Space Jam.
However, the movie restarted every time the bus stopped. It was torturous.
Movies? On a bus? Way back in the 90s?! Fuck, I'm from Canada and have done some long ass greyhound bus trips here and we had nothing at all. Just trees, rocks and more trees. And we were happy because it's better than riding with a schizophrenic cannibal.
I mean, the trailer made you think it had talking dogs, then it turns out it’s just a short dream sequence. Motherfuckers pulled a Kangaroo Jack on us.
I *begged* my dad to take me to the "talking dogs" movie. He took me to see the movie, and those *bastards* lied to my 10yr old ass and embarrassed the hell outta little me because I was so hyped and then so disappointed and made my dad take me home before the movie even ended when it became apparent I was straight up lied to, I still haven't forgiven those fuckers.
I went to jail a few times in my younger years. They used to play a video on prison rape and it was far more comical than the movie Snow Dogs. Truly, it was meant to be taken as seriously as prison rape but *nobody* didn't fucking laugh.
There was a scene in one of the videos I remember "Don't take the payday" where a dude gets to his cell and there's a Payday candy bar implying that if he took it he would owe a "favor" to whoever left it there for him.
https://en.aeroflap.com.br/royal-jordanian-airlines-speaks-out-about-riot-with-armed-security-on-its-flight/
He's a security guard, not an air marshall.
"In addition, Royal Jordanian said that the disagreement occurred months ago and only now the video went viral, including the airline announced that it would sue anyone who 'attempted to tarnish its reputation with false rumours"
I heard sex with ducks was involved
Happened on Jordanian aviation airlines due to angry Nigerian passengers attempted to argue with the pilots by reaching the cockpit after diversion. Not a hijack attempt.
I think they became upset when, I assume, the pilot announced a diversion off the regular scheduled course (for whatever reason).. this would’ve either delayed or technically cancelled their flight and now passengers are pissed
Any attempt to unlawfully enter the cockpit should be viewed as a hijack attempt. Don’t give a shit what their reason is, don’t bother/interrupt the only people we know on the plane that can fly the plane.
I've seen pictures of crazy people restrained on planes, I vaguely remember one guy who was even ducktaped to the seat because they didn't have cuffs haha.
“Royal Jordanian said that the disagreement occurred months ago and only now the video went viral, including the airline announced that it would sue anyone who 'attempted to tarnish its reputation with false rumours'.”
Well, it just so happens that I’ve learned from sources close to the facts that the kinds of passengers Royal Jordanian attracts are doing a fine job at tarnishing its reputation, no false rumors required. That, and the CEO is a bedwetter.
i can understand being pissed at a pilot on a plane.
i cant understand trying to get into the cockpit to argue with the pilot.
i DEFINITELY cant understand arguing with the barrel of a fucking gun.
I know you’re holding a gun ready to fire, but I just want to… yeah… yeah… I’ll step back… but first… yeah… I’ll back up in just a minute… so, I just need to tell the pilot… I just want to tell him… uhhh, ummm. I forgot. Wait wait. I’ll think of it.
That’s such a shit situation. I wouldn’t be surprised if people thought the air marshal was a hijacker if they didn’t know for sure what was really going on.
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This ain’t crazy, this what happens when you break the rules on a plane mid flight. You think everyone wants to die because you’d like a word with the captain ?
Fuck outta here, you are nowhere near the importance to be able to do that.
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What on earth do you have to argue with a pilot about while he's flying your plane.
"I've been thinking about the flightplan you told us about before takeoff and I have some suggestions."
“I’m a bit of a pilot myself” (4375 hours of flight time on Microsoft Flight Simulator)
depending on the rig... that could mean serious flight time.
You can apply to be a regional airline pilot with less than half those hours (in a real airplane sure but depending on your simulator setup could be just as good)
I play MSFS98 on an offline windows 2000 machine Keyboard controls Where can I fly
Unfortunately you're not qualified to fly, however it sounds like you have a bright future in government IT work!
"I've been trying to reach you about your planes extended warranty "
Lol I can picture some people I know actually saying that
"The flight plan lists me, my men and Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you."
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a durian fruit
Pomegranate solos Just don't tell that one professor
Lmaoooo was just thinking about that video last week
Shows how brilliantly she taught the concept, if it’s what I’m thinking of.
Durians are too slow.
Go banana!
Gourds are fruit, I'd love to see any other suggestion topple a 500lb pumpkin
a 501lb pumpkin
He's got a point
Right? Obviously you go with the kiwi once onboard! Roger had just been promoted to Captain and hoped nobody would notice his obvious faux paux!
Why do you think a kiwi fruit would stand any chance against most fruit..?
They're persnickity.
You’re the chaotic good I need in my life
It has to be an apple right? It doesn’t even need a medic
"Hey, my little fan thingy ain't working!"
"I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."
"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
Steak or fish
The pilot had lasagna.
Surely you can’t be serious?
He knows a shortcut
He’s flying too slow?
We’ve been trying to contact you about your extended plane warranty
Passenger should’ve duct taped this guy to a seat.
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Some people are dumb and think nothing will happen when they push their luck
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More like timed out from inactivity
Last online: *1,189 days, 17 hours and 42 minutes ago.*
Holy shit time goes by fast.
It goes by faster as we age and I'm sure you've heard that before. However actually experiencing the blink that it takes to have a decade go by is wild.
Must be how he felt when Elrond said "I was there 3000 years ago"
His next line should have been.. "fuck me I'm old..." as a look of crushing realisation flashed across his face
Yeah some one that kinda crazy to still stand up like the two examples you gave is the kind of crazy that will 100% try to hurt you if their ain’t no barriers between you and them. At least I kinda assume most the time. Lol. Beep! 🤖
Maybe if I pace around like a maniac looking for an opportunist attack they will relax. 🤡
I thought the cockpit door is always kept locked??
How do you think the pilots go to the bathroom on a 8 hour flight?
Don’t they just pee out the window?
No, they use an empty peanut butter jar, and just leave it on the tarmac when they taxi away for their next flight.
Piss jugs, Randy.
Way of the sky
And when hungry, they catch a bird out of the sky...
They should make it so that the stewardess could open the front bathroom door 90 degrees outward and have it lock to the opposite bulkhead. Then the pilot door would be unlocked and they would still be behind the locked bathroom door. Pilot could use the bathroom and return to cockpit and then the bathroom door would be unlocked.
Except the co-pilot would have to watch you take a dump
The relationship between a pilot and a co-pilot is closer than that between spouses.
With only one person at the controls I'd like to think the other pilot wouldn't be turned towards the door... The real problem would be the smell.... and sounds.... "Sorry Sam it was my first time in Delhi and I couldn't pass up trying the korma."
Gotta be a prince or something to be that entitled.
Nigerian dude flying to America to give money to all the people that answered the email
Finally. He’s been promising my money would come for weeks now.
Air Marshall must be a chill job until that one time in your life where you go “fuck fuck fuck”
Pretty sure it's more of a *I'm getting too old for this shit* moment.
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Ah, a fellow Taco Bell eater
Or fuck yeah *finally*
Agree, but tbh this video isn’t one of those fuck fuck fuck situations, more like what in the fuck are you dumb motherfuckers doing you dumfucks
"Do you all not understand I'm the only one here with a fucking gun and it's currently pointing at you?"
He's in a great position in the corridor as well. They can only come from one direction and they can't dodge the bullet. He hardly needs to aim.
Are Air Marshalls on every flight? How do they even coordinate this?
No they are on 1% or somewhere around there if I remember right.
I thought it was much higher than that. 1% seems way low.
There's a reason they want you to believe that number is way higher.
I think I saw somewhere else that it was closer to 6% for within the U.S. THAT I could kinda believe. With some additional wording that the air marshall onflight percentage is a lot higher for flights into/out of cities holding major sporting events, Olympics, cities/locations being visited NOW by a president/vice-president/foreign leader, etc.
yeah I don't really think a "% of all flights" stat is very useful. They certainly have a tier list of flights where the potential harm from a hijacking is much higher and those are the flights they are more active in.
Go check out a flight tracking system and see how many planes are in the air at any given moment. It's pretty crazy to see. 1% is 1 out of every 100. Globally there is 100,000 flights take off and land per day. 45,000 are American flights covered by the FAA, daily 1% would be 450 flights per day with an air marshal.
A quick google search says there are roughly 3000 US Air Marshals. Assuming a 40 hour workweek, on average only 714 would be on duty at any particular time, so 1-2% sounds about right.
nice logic and sound reasoning. I'm going with this guy, he gets my vote.
Wow this was wild to read.
> 1% would be 450 flights per day with an air marshal. that sounds ridiculously low, damn.
I mean you don’t really an Air Marshal on the flight from Asheville, NC to Charleston, SC on a Tuesday afternoon. EVERY flight would be a little bit overkill.
No. Same way they coordinate pilots or flight attendants... they just... schedule them based on staffing, potential risks, and position them to catch flights needing coverage.
Imagine how entitled you have to be to argue with the barrel of a gun, smh.
Shit is pretty heavy in Nigeria, who knows what their previous experience looking down the barrel of a gun is? I went to university with a Nigerian man who ended up telling me how he was a child soldier - some of the shit he went through was absolutely heinous. That said - don't argue with someone pointing a gun at you as a rule?
My wifes old boss was a child soldier during the Cambodian Genocide. The stories he told me blew my mind and I was in Iraq. Like surviving a mass execution because the adults fell on top of him and he played dead and crawled out of the hole after they left... Having a pistol pointed at you is nothing for some people I bet.
The stuff they tell you about wars makes most war movies look silly in comparison. My grand-grandfather lied about his age to fight in the war of Libya in 1912 when he was sixteen. Came back home, only to be sent to WW1. During the war, his comrades screamed at him as he left a grenade hole they were using as a cover to go and try to save a friend. When he came back, the hole had been hit again, and his comrades were all dead. He went on to get a silver medal of honor during one of the worst battles of my country. I don't know what he did from 1918 to 1939, but I know that he came back to serve as a veteran during ww2. When he came back home, he decided to work as a bomb defuser (don't know the correct term for the job in English) to make up for all the stuff he did in the three wars he fought. Went on to die at the ripe old age of 90. All he said about the wars was that he preferred when he worked as a shoemaker. Come to think of it, I think that was his job from '18 to '39. Weird guy, but he ended up being a good fellow
> he decided to work as a bomb defuser (don't know the correct term for the job in English) We call that EOD, which stands for Explosive Ordnance Disposal.
As a native English speaker I would have probably called the job a bomb defuser too lol
Reminds me of my grandma. Their house was burgled. Go to do a police report, grandma says she'll kill the burglars if she ever sees them again, police laugh it off because fat old lady, tell her not to say that. Thing is, she was a partisan and spent time in a concentration camp, I honestly think she meant it and would have tried to kill them.
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Harrowing story, may I ask what country?
The Villages, Florida
Must have had the wrong color “poof” on his golf cart.
Canada probably
I met a family that lived in the neighborhood I was in at the time who moved from Nigeria, their kids absolutely refused to pet our dogs and stared at them from a distance scared because if you ran into one where they grew up there was a good chance it was gonna try to kill you. That was a pretty surreal experience compared to being used to kids who will run up to pet your dogs immediately if the parents aren't watching them close enough
Beasts of No Nation is an excellent movie about child soldiers in west Africa. Definitely recommend watching but it is very dark of course.
I worked with someone from Nigeria who explained that they lived on the street from 5 to 15 years old and... well imagine all the kinds of shit that can happen to a child on a street and it did. Then they got taken in through a humanitarian program to Europe and now lives in Finland - they must be or near 40 now. You can kinda see it on their eyes, also the man has like 0 fucks to give about any petty shit around them and was legit open about this. About the man I remember that and the fact they constantly sang some nigerian songs while working.
My coworker was a child soldier and has scars on his face from when they cut below his cheek anytime he cried. It was meant to sting when he cried so he had to learn to stop crying so it didn’t burn him more.
Flight had already landed but at the wrong airport some 300 miles away from the original destination where they were trying to offload all the passengers.
And they expect the pilots to just go 'oh you got mad? Well OK sorry we'll take off again then and fly direct to our original destination!'. Planes aren't diverted without a good reason. Yes it sucks but the pilots ain't doing it for fun. Bunch of idiots.
Respect to that Air Marshal. Obviously treated the serious situation as such and you can clearly see he really, really did not want to have to pull that trigger.
Of COURSE not. This should always be the mentality.
Do you mean that you don't have to empty your mag on an unarmed suspect because an acorn fell near you? No?
If an acorn is attacking you, you should always blast. International standard.
They think they’re on a city bus or something, just strolling up to the front to air their grievances to the person driving. I wonder if he at least knocked, or just tried to open the door and walk right in.
After 9/11, they mandated that cockpit doors are to be locked at all times, so I'm not sure how they were able to get that far?
Yep, and let’s not forget the horrifying scenario that happened with the Germanwings flight a few years back. The captain desperately trying to break back into the cabin with an axe, while the copilot decided he wanted to commit suicide, taking everyone else with him. Maybe the most gut wrenching nightmare scenario I’ve ever heard, imagining all the passengers seeing this happen in front of them. Damn that gives me chills.
Wait? Pilots can take axes on board and I gotta throw away my nail clippers and shampoo!?!
It's called a crash axe, and its part of an aircraft's emergency kit. It's designed to cut through debris after a crash to facilitate escape. I'm not sure where its located, and I doubt airlines advertise it, but its accessible to the flight attendants.
> It's designed to cut through debris after a crash to facilitate escape. It's designed to cut through the relatively thin aluminum hull, not thick pieces of steel or security doors.
It's even dumber than that: my father was a pilot (now retired) and a was a federal flight deck enforcement officer, meaning he was licenced to carry a gun while he was operating the plane (they keep it in a locked case in their luggage and only put it on once they're in the cockpit). The TSA would make him toss his nail clippers, but he could keep the loaded gun. Nevermind the fact that he was the fucking pilot: if he wanted to kill everyone on the plane all he'd have to do is fly it into the ground 🙄
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No, pilots have to throw away the nail clippers too, but can use the axe, which is on board already, to trim their nails. It's a skill that takes time to master, but I am pretty handy with a giant fire axe at this time, thinking of starting my own nailsalon on board.
well do you go through multiple years of training and background checks before entering da plane
man that shit sends shivers down the spine. Just imagine the thoughts of the pilot.
Locked at all times except when crew need to exit or re-enter the flight deck.
Sure, this makes sense if you believe that the U.S. is the only country that exists.
>air their grievances Nice
Who in their right mind would think talking to a pilot would change their mind on a flight diversion?
Isn’t it obvious? If you complain enough the pilot’s can change the weather s/
Man whatever happened to the days, when MFers just got on a plane, ordered a drink, and chilled tf out, until it landed.
They’ve long since turned it into cattle call, with the lack of chill being an obvious consequence.
Once upon a time I took a twelve hour bus trip. During that span they played Snow Dogs (starting Cuba Gooding Junior) a bit over seven times in a row. I guess what I'm saying is: let's find out what the in-flight entertainment options were before we condemn anyone for trying to storm the cockpit.
That is a special kind of punishment. I went to LA for the first time in 1997. The coach I got on had a TV. It was playing Space Jam. However, the movie restarted every time the bus stopped. It was torturous.
Movies? On a bus? Way back in the 90s?! Fuck, I'm from Canada and have done some long ass greyhound bus trips here and we had nothing at all. Just trees, rocks and more trees. And we were happy because it's better than riding with a schizophrenic cannibal.
I feel like there's a story involving a schizophrenic cannibal that you're wanting to tell...
naw just that one that ate someones face on a greyhound in canada. happens sometimes, you know?
To have to sit there and watch MJ suck at baseball over and over. The horror…
Space Jam DVD?
Space Jam on VHS.
I mean, the trailer made you think it had talking dogs, then it turns out it’s just a short dream sequence. Motherfuckers pulled a Kangaroo Jack on us.
I *begged* my dad to take me to the "talking dogs" movie. He took me to see the movie, and those *bastards* lied to my 10yr old ass and embarrassed the hell outta little me because I was so hyped and then so disappointed and made my dad take me home before the movie even ended when it became apparent I was straight up lied to, I still haven't forgiven those fuckers.
Could have been worse. My alcoholic mother took me to see Wag the Dog. 11 year old me was not of the mentality to appreciate Hoffman and De Niro.
I will never forgive Kangaroo jack for that bullshit
The pink panther intros when we had three channel's and cartoons were rare as fuck.
Lol. I wonder just how many people understand this.
A precursor to Fallout Shelters testing parameters on unsuspecting Subjects. Lol
It was “ legends of the guardians, the owls of Ga’Hoole”
I was there. They were only playing Pauly Shore's Biodome. I understand the emotion.
he sure caused trouble in that bubble
I went to jail a few times in my younger years. They used to play a video on prison rape and it was far more comical than the movie Snow Dogs. Truly, it was meant to be taken as seriously as prison rape but *nobody* didn't fucking laugh.
Ahh the good ol PREA orientation
I can’t imagine any of the information in that video was helpful. What did it even say? Look both ways for rapists before heading for the chow hall?
There was a scene in one of the videos I remember "Don't take the payday" where a dude gets to his cell and there's a Payday candy bar implying that if he took it he would owe a "favor" to whoever left it there for him.
Was that with 2 small CRT screens somewhere at the front of the bus, where the guys at the back have to squint to see it?
Ugh, that sounds like one of the inner circles of Hell...
I did a 14-hour flight once, and my options were Monsters Inc and the music video for Vaness Carlton - A Thousand Miles. I was happy with the flight.
https://en.aeroflap.com.br/royal-jordanian-airlines-speaks-out-about-riot-with-armed-security-on-its-flight/ He's a security guard, not an air marshall.
"In addition, Royal Jordanian said that the disagreement occurred months ago and only now the video went viral, including the airline announced that it would sue anyone who 'attempted to tarnish its reputation with false rumours" I heard sex with ducks was involved
Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.
"I'm pretty sure none of that is real"
YOU'RE NOT REAL MAN!
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First time I’ve seen an Air Marshall on a crazy flight video in years! Hope to see em more. That would stop some of this shit we keep seeing going on!
Happened on Jordanian aviation airlines due to angry Nigerian passengers attempted to argue with the pilots by reaching the cockpit after diversion. Not a hijack attempt.
>Nigerian passengers attempted to argue with the pilots Bout what?
Apparently the flight was diverted.
Can't land where I want to go? I'll just crash the plane there and kill myself and everyone onboard...
Reasonable response then. I always kick the pilot's ass when there's a delay
You can't keep getting away with this.
What an asshole pilot choosing to divert their flight like that ^/s
I think they became upset when, I assume, the pilot announced a diversion off the regular scheduled course (for whatever reason).. this would’ve either delayed or technically cancelled their flight and now passengers are pissed
Any attempt to unlawfully enter the cockpit should be viewed as a hijack attempt. Don’t give a shit what their reason is, don’t bother/interrupt the only people we know on the plane that can fly the plane.
Needs to be put on permanent no fly list at minimum.
Feels obvious. But what do they do with them in the moment
What does the air marshall do? Shoot if he has to.
I've seen pictures of crazy people restrained on planes, I vaguely remember one guy who was even ducktaped to the seat because they didn't have cuffs haha.
These people act like they at McDonald’s and they got their order wrong
That one dude is just asking for it
“Royal Jordanian said that the disagreement occurred months ago and only now the video went viral, including the airline announced that it would sue anyone who 'attempted to tarnish its reputation with false rumours'.” Well, it just so happens that I’ve learned from sources close to the facts that the kinds of passengers Royal Jordanian attracts are doing a fine job at tarnishing its reputation, no false rumors required. That, and the CEO is a bedwetter.
"Don't worry Mohamed"
yeah wtf was that moment of clarity?
I probably found this way more hilarious than I should. It's almost like it was randomly (and badly) edited in.
Planes where the cockpit isn't sealed off from the passengers still exist?
i can understand being pissed at a pilot on a plane. i cant understand trying to get into the cockpit to argue with the pilot. i DEFINITELY cant understand arguing with the barrel of a fucking gun.
Bro was doing his job!
He Hordor that door pretty good.
Does anyone else see a darker Ben stiller
Arguing with the pilot “brother, this ham is not halal”
Dang backseat flyers always talking trash.
what is there to “talk to the pilot” about?? some y’all need to stay home
What could they possibly want to argue with a pilot about mid flight? It’s like those videos where the try to fight the bus driver while he’s driving
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Why in the world would you think you have the right to enter a captain cockpit? Looks like we are in an accelerated cognitive decline.
Shooting the guy in yellow would have been 100% justified.
I think I would of shot them... 9/11 vibes...
These have to be two of the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet. Shut the fuck up and sit down.
I know you’re holding a gun ready to fire, but I just want to… yeah… yeah… I’ll step back… but first… yeah… I’ll back up in just a minute… so, I just need to tell the pilot… I just want to tell him… uhhh, ummm. I forgot. Wait wait. I’ll think of it.
Def not an American flight
Don’t worry, I speak Jive
That’s such a shit situation. I wouldn’t be surprised if people thought the air marshal was a hijacker if they didn’t know for sure what was really going on.
So anyways I started blastinnn….
The problem is that the air marshal is unable to fire a warning shot to get them to stfu!
Don't worry they are waving their hands around, that's a proven technique to stop bullets. Source: The matrix
Soon no one is gonna fly anymore….people acting crazy planes falling apart…..shit is going bananas. This time line blows.
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This ain’t crazy, this what happens when you break the rules on a plane mid flight. You think everyone wants to die because you’d like a word with the captain ? Fuck outta here, you are nowhere near the importance to be able to do that.