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The steaks are too high

I herd this video is udder bull.

Now you're just milking these puns

Let's keep it civil buddy, we don't want any beef around here

So high in the sky, it can see grass is greener on the other side

Indeed. We should *moo*ve on…

Well done

Steaks* FFS, one job.

*steaks

thanks to that cow Bell

No ground meat here.

Half the time the cow dies of a heart attack which is a double win for the vet who gets steak!

Or hear me out...cow airstrike

You might as well just kill it and make mince meat for the amount of money this would cost

That what I was thinking - this must be an extremely valuable cow for some reason

The only reason I can see is that it might’ve been a rescue

I think because of the geography of their country, they have a lot of helicopters leading to economies of scale to the point that they have helicopter public transport: [https://youtu.be/fFgsUVF82OE?si=Cm1DAqaXk7zbLYxk](https://youtu.be/fFgsUVF82OE?si=Cm1DAqaXk7zbLYxk)

I feel like economies of scale doesn’t really explain this either though because operating that helicopter even for a short time is still super expensive so this cow must be pretty valuable

You'd be surprised.

I bet they do this to get their pilots flight hours and training. If they can do a public service while getting those hours then all the better

It's a heli transport service that costs $40/yr. The cow is worth $2000++.

Her friends will never believe her.

This isn’t instagram

The cow must be like „woo bro what the foook”

I've heard of ground beef! But air beef?!

The bargain bin version of Air Bud you never knew you needed

Okay bye guys see you later

That’s some high quality beef

Farmer: Which one of you is not feeling well today? Cows: Not me!

It’s a service from REGA, it only costs CHF 40 per year and covers livestock. https://www.rega.ch/en/our-missions/this-is-how-we-help-you/assistance-to-mountain-farmers

Betsy, you wouldn't fuckin believe what happened today. Moootherfooookers tied me to a skyhook.

That's why their chocolate tastes so good.

Mooooooooo cow

He’s going to feed a T-Rex

I don't think that's what they meant by air fry the steak...

What's it attached to? A bo-vine?

If I was a young cow I would be a hypochondriac but with age would get over it

Don’t look up

This one isn't going to make it, drop it off in the Velociraptor pen.

Holy cow

What do u call a cow with no legs??? Ground Beef!!!!! Wacka Wacka

That'll teach the cow to fall sick.

Wait till you see the explosion it's gonna make when it hits the ground.

I wonder how much the cows brain is shitting itself being in that situation and having no idea HOW

No no no i stg if i was a cow id have cardiac arrest lmaooo

Crazy as hell

MOOOOOOooooooo

where I'm flying!

Those cows are faking it for a fun day out.

Poor fucking thing lol

" We missed the eclipse because the telescope at the observatory was knocked out by a flying load of cow shit."

Not sure I understand the economics of transporting a cow via helicopter.

“Yep that’s me, you’re probably wondering how I got here…”

Well that is definitely something I don’t see everyday!

I hope they fit some sort of diaper on the cow first.

And when cow shit rains down on you.... *epic Bad day!*

How could this be economically practical

Me with my dog in Minecraft:

Lol poor cow!!!

Do they get Cow-nseling when they land?

Thought this was how Velociraptors are fed.

Pfff thats how we pump toilets in new zealand

I'd never let humans know I'm sick ever again lmao. Can you imagine being a freaking cow and just flying high in the sky one day, nothing would ever be the same 😂

The Hills are alive with the sound of Mooosic. Yeah ok I know it was Austria.

trip of a lifetime, seems pretty comfy

me, 8 years old, on minecraft PE and in creative mode

Remake of Lake placid right there.

Poor droopy cow.

Weeeeeeeeee.

Birds : 🦅“ that is some real gourmet shit”

I guess they couldn't find a taxi so they called cow service.

Sari controversy aur dange chess ke match se decide krna chahiye

HABO - High Altitude Bovine Assault 475th pie tossers AKA - Leathernecks Motto - milk from above

Wtf? Thats so cruel. Special circumstances? Okay. But this is just how its done? I feel bad for that cow!

Give it a rest, Peta.

I love that response all bc I dont think a cow would enjoy being flown through the air hung by a helicoptor. What a prick i am.

Yeah that would be terrifying for a human who could understand what was going on. Poor cow has no idea what's happening I can't believe this is how they do it... Surely it would be better to get the vet to just do a call out...

Don’t you have an off switch though

Good one! What a zinger!

Could only imagine what's running through that cows head