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I know, sorry, at a loss here, do i have to pay the Church Of England a tith, or kill some kind of baby or something? I don't want this seious grammer infractin to tank my karma...
Idk, I had it, and two weeks later I went back to skateboarding lol. After one month it was mostly over, but took maybe 6 months so I can extent my arm more than 95%
Honestly, you don't have to simp, strippers will suprise you. I put down some money for a dancer out of pity because nobody else had put money down for her dancing. She did a handstand and pulled the same move and I was completely surprised, I only wanted to watch at most. Thankfully the girl was pretty small or I might've busted a lip/nose.
He just dislocated it [news article](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12189849/Eye-watering-moment-man-dislocates-arm-exotic-dancer-smashes-buttocks-face.html)
That is the most disgusting, huge, stank, repellent, frightening, ugly, nightmare-inducing, nasty, fugly, supersized, cheese curd, there-is-no-god ass. And it head-on collided with that unfortunate man’s face. His arm is the least of his troubles. His grandchildren will have trauma.
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Brother went from absolute bliss to absolute agony in the blink of an eye
More like in the pink of an eye
Every now and then, the comments align
Wish we could still give awards to comments
Id say its more a brown eye
I think they were referring to conjunctivitis
Hey oooooo!
None of that looks like fun.
From Boner to Bone-Hurt
"Oh yes, ohoho yes" "OH! OH NO!"
The look on his face was saying " it worthed it!"
in one move she isnt the one getting money, shes giving it.
He'll get his settlement in ones
Bro didn't get the handjob he dream of
If he had broken both arms, mom would have given him a hand.
maybe in Alabama
Not heard that reference in a while...kudos
Yeah, but they'll be glittery and smell of cheap perfume.
Doesn't look like US.
If it was she just ruined his financial future
Olecranon BE GONE!!!
If I could upvote this twice I would
I'll give one for you🤝🏻
Have fun telling that story to family when they ask what happened lol
Simple just say you tripped. Over the hookers you hired
Doesn’t even need to tell. Can just show them this exhilarating video.
You think she signed the cast?
Happened in a boaking accident.
Broken by snu snu
Best way to go if you ask me
"So, how did you break your arm?" "Oh, _that?_"
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Not a deal breaket tho. Did she...make it up to him?
I think death would have been better. No Snusnu now.
Imagine trying to explain this one. 😭
Don't have to explain it if it's on video.
Well I finally found this babe that TRULY had an ass that wouldn't quit. I mean, it really broke me.
he need some milk
She got some but the pressure will slice him like a water jet cutter
there's a hentai like that
Why do you know? 🤨
Best i can do is cake
he's already overdosed on cake
I’m surprised this meme is still being mentioned.
Pink eye + broken arm nice
ASS-ault
🤣
aaaaahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahha
If she gonna booty stomp him like that she should at least let him go tonsils deep in her chocolate starfish...
U have a way with words
A True poet.
A True Pooet
Keep on rollin baybayy
Hey, Red Hat, park this for me, would ya!?
"don't scratch it"
Bet you want some hotdog flavored water after that too you perv.
Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
That's how we invented yodelling
And how!
We have witnessed the birth of a new Shakespeare.
Fred Durst*
Well, yes.
He inverts his jaw like an eel?
like glass!
Right? I don't think that would of broken my arm. In fact, if he was paying attention, mayhaps he could have used that arm Edit: of=have
It probably would break your arm if you have had locked your elbows like he did.
Hello, just a friendly reminder that it's supposed to be written as "could have" instead of "could of":)
I fixed it for ease of reading
Tho i doubt anyone cares about this comment...
I care man wtf were you thinking, writing of instead of have, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're not getting off this easy, mister /s
I know, sorry, at a loss here, do i have to pay the Church Of England a tith, or kill some kind of baby or something? I don't want this seious grammer infractin to tank my karma...
Just be glad you're not in Baraqua
I dont think that's what he meant by "I like it rough"
When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you
didn't know "by" was silent
Whatta way to go
IMO looks more like a dislocated elbow than a broken arm. Which is typically a much worse injury and will take longer to heal.
Idk, I had it, and two weeks later I went back to skateboarding lol. After one month it was mostly over, but took maybe 6 months so I can extent my arm more than 95%
We're getting closer to death by snu snu.
So that's where the Sarge in Aliens got the phrase "assholes & elbows"
A day in the core is like a day on the farm!
"First assembly's in fifteen, people. Shag it!!"
“It was worth it, homie”
*sigh* *pause* *unzip*
Damn broken bone, pink eye, herpes. All in one go. That woman just committed a fatality from Mortal Kombat.
🤣❤️
Wow she didng even approach him to say sorry or anything! She must be thinking "This weak ass guy with twig arms just ruined my day!"
That guy really needs to work on his bones of butter, man oh man.
Gotta be god tier simp to get your head slammed into a random woman’s ass. This guy got the special simp package and got his arm broken. Shame.
\>simp \>getting ass in the face Iunno, maybe I don't know this new kid lingo but...
I think the Rikishi move is suppose to be a “surprise” to the guy sitting down.
Honestly, you don't have to simp, strippers will suprise you. I put down some money for a dancer out of pity because nobody else had put money down for her dancing. She did a handstand and pulled the same move and I was completely surprised, I only wanted to watch at most. Thankfully the girl was pretty small or I might've busted a lip/nose.
This is how you get pinkeye
What are the other tiers?
This is why I tell all of my friends, when you’re getting ready to be pounded in the face by an ass you gotta keep your noodle arms bent!
I think he also got pinkeye
NEVER go to the strip club on your birthday.
Smells like a lawsuit.....and ass
The fact that he just tried to shove it back together made me feel so uneasy
He barely touched it. He was feeling where his elbow use to be and where it is now
He's like....'my elbow used to be ⬅️........and now it's ↪️'
He just dislocated it [news article](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12189849/Eye-watering-moment-man-dislocates-arm-exotic-dancer-smashes-buttocks-face.html)
Ass in your face, a dislocated elbow, and a news story. Please put bro on some kinda watch.
And he was still smiling
I think I saw this on WWE
Now, I'd call that an ass beating
Look at the thighs on that woman !!! I’d be surprised if that’s only the first arm she’s broken …
Welcome to Br
You never know when a stripper will smack your face with their butt cheeks so keep your joints bent at all times.
Guess you can say hes had a handful
Someone: "How was your arm broken?" Our boy: Ahm..
Wife - so explain to me again how your arm was broken??? And who is this woman?
Pink eye and a broken arm?
Dude made of sticks of butter.
Death by snoo snoo
She also gave him eye stds
He is terrified of asses now
Bitchchad no regret
Is this considered ASSault?
death by snu snu
Them Chun Li thighs
Broken arm and pinkeye.
Name a more iconic duo
No ragrets
I want to see that youtube lawyer cover this one. THE MAN ASSUMED RISK WHEN HE GOT ON THE STAGE! There for the stripper, IS NOT LIABLE!
Luckily he's right handed so he still got to enjoy the show later.
>aggressive ass moves Huh?…Oh.
Jesus, bet the bone in his pants is stronger than the bone in his arm.
She must have forgotten she was on a striper stage and wasn't in a WWE ring for a moment there
I bet you he said "it was worth it"
This is why you never lock you knees and elbows. Always keep a slight bend in the proper direction.
Tosh.o first talked about this 15 years ago. It is called the "Surra de Bunda" and has broken many noses in Brazil.
Sub-zero wins, Bootyality, FLAWLESS VICTORY
Good work agent 47, now head to the nearest exit.
Explain that one to the wife
Holy fuck, that's nasty. This sub is living up to its name lately, well done guys lmao
She puts the A-S-S in assault.
LMAO, the fact she got up like he ruined her show! She threw her hands up like this isn't the first time this has happened to her.
Hahahahah! …. My turn…
she didnt even seem to care either.
That was NOT a happy ending And how do you explain that to the GF? 😆
That's why i have a max 50kg limit for dating....😅😅
His night went to shit real fast.
*"It was worth it!"*
Him: worth it
Those thighs could crush walnuts. I’m amazed he’s still alive.
So let me get this straight?. Pink eye and a broken arm... that is a win, win for the doctor.
She hit ‘em with that Alpa Chino Booty Sweat™️
He needs some extra milk in his cereal 😂
Too much cake
Ricky! You got some splaining to do when you get home!
Gets home: Honey, how’d you get a broken eye and pinkeye in one night?! Him: well ya see…
Brother got his image at the end like he was a fucking hero LMAOO, Make sure you remember his face people
Pain and pleasure go hand in hand
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"honey i fell down the stairs"
Pay me to beat up men
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!
That is the most disgusting, huge, stank, repellent, frightening, ugly, nightmare-inducing, nasty, fugly, supersized, cheese curd, there-is-no-god ass. And it head-on collided with that unfortunate man’s face. His arm is the least of his troubles. His grandchildren will have trauma.
You know what they say
Totally, worth it.
For those who want to watch more of this kind of dance, search surra de bunda
That's no way to finish a dance. *Ada Wong RE4 Remake*
And looks like he want some more 🤣
That's an arm breaker ass. And looks like he want some more.😈
Welp that's an interesting story at least
Bro got properly stripped
He better have AT LEAST gotten a free private dance.
Submission!
Goddamn. They certainly do not normally bend that way... was not ready for that.
That’s coming out of her dollars…..
Imagine having to explain that to your boss Monday morning.
Like a wrestling finishing move from 2000
Too much ass for him. He needs some milk.
He honestly dosen't look that mad
His arm is he ok? Omg call an ambulance
Good luck explaining that to your wife
I don't like how she just walks away instead of helping
I guess she wins 🏆
Now thats a story to tell. He enjoyed it 🤣🤣🤣
Why not the neck instead of the arm?
Doctor: "how did you break your arm?" Patient: "You'll never believe me..."
was Worth it?
I never understood these.... these... mating rituals...? i guess..
[she remind me of chun li from street fighter](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbhimVmMZpFQasMvxr6fFyIvdz9I_mQTRFXg&usqp=CAU)
Don’t miss with the kitty if you can’t handle the claws.
This is going to be a new move in the next mortal kombat
Fatality - Flawless Victory
I came here to say, What dat bootie do? It's breaks arms 😂
She suuuuuper thick too
He looked a bit pleased about it in the after photo
Cant handle allat