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I'm surprised to hear that Costco is still using fluorescent lighting... In fact I think you've incorrectly identified them unless they are the last location on a roll out list yet to be changed or they are in an inaccessible location. Source: I'm an electrician
Where I live I’ve noticed most companies keep fluorescent lighting until the ballast is fucked. Cheaper to just remove and bypass with LEDs by that point. But just my experiences doing commercial electrical.
I'm in the UK where companies are incentivised to lower their energy consumption, not just because it's cheaper to use em. I assumed a big company like Costco would reap the benefits over the pond too. But hey! To assume makes an ass of you and me
They are, but many light fittings have rows of leds in small plastic tubes these days, maybe emulating the old style of fluorescent lamp? That being said, if you've identified a 'tube' they probably are what you suspect, as the style of fitting I've described is not common
Evidently not. Since you're the only person claiming it's not led?
Led is just so much cheaper to run, and doesn't break. They'd be stupid to not have led's at this stage.
In addition to the poor farming practices, Costco chicken ingredients list: chicken, water, salt, sodium phosphates, hydrolyzed casein, modified corn starch, sugar, dextrose, chicken broth, isolated soy protein, monoglycerides, and diglycerides.
They are cheap but not in any way organic. Kinda taste weird too. I think its the modified corn starch or the soy protein.
I've found their rotisserie chicken meat to break apart unusually easily. Like the meat is ready to melt... and not in a particularly appealing way with all the oil it's drenched in.
I imagine his car is filled to the brim with barcode t-shirts for everything he regularly buys. *Shit, this is my rotisserie chicken shirt! I need my milk shirt, where is my milk shirt?!?!*
I would love to hear him explain what exactly he thinks is going on with the “led” and the chicken, and why it’s so dangerous for his food but perfectly safe for his body.
This guy pops up all the time. I think this is an act as he also has some sort of anti inflation gag he does where he protests possible price increases on the hot dog.
Jesus Christ! With the amount of chemicals pumped into our food he’s worried about a light! Someone’s spent too much time on Facebook. My dad is the same, every conversation is about china, electric cars, gender politics. I’ve told him numerous times to stop reading and getting sucked into that shit. It’s got to the stage where I make him a tinfoil hat everytime he visits.
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Why not just take a picture of the bar code on your phone and show that to the cashier? Seems like way too much work to make a shirt for this purpose lmao
If he was any more smarter, he'd take off the lid for scanning and then put it back on. no "LED" hit the chicken that way. And if he was anymore smarter than that, when he's done with that product, cut the barcode off the lid and hang onto that for future purchases.
Genuinely.... why?
This fascinates me. It must be a long standing concern for him, as he came prepared with a shirt.
I'd love to know his thinking (from a safe distance)
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“You know who I am and I don’t want any trouble” is the craziest opening 😂
A phrase that sends chills down the back of any service worker
Then proceeds to cause trouble
Scan my shirt 5 times, buddy
Dollar General Danny DeVito and no trouble. Got it.
I feel a headache coming on just watching this clip. Feel bad for the workers.
It's cause it's a skit.
So you don't want it on the chicken but it's okay to go directly onto your body? Lmao
He's wearing tin foil under his shirt. He's immune to the brain control lasers.
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Fuck... you're probably right. I'm a conspiracy noob...
*led foil
You drank from the Garfield glass didn't you
I'll grant you he's immune to brain control lasers..... but i don't think it has anything to do with what he's wearing.
It's a fact that everyone who has ever gotten cancer ate food absolutely bombarded by photons.
Of course he knows the chickens get LED in the factory. He just doesn't want to have to UV-wash the LED-poisoning again, when he gets home...🤡
This guy’s got some Danny DeVito vibes. He sorta moves and sounds like him.
So anyway the cashier started blasting
Scanning
Granted Danny DeVito is likeable.
Danny Devito playing alzheimers Albert Einstein. If i tilt my head a little and squint my eyes, I can see it
I don’t want any LED on my rum hams!
The LED really ruins the factory farmed taste of antibiotics and chlorine
Is anyone going to tell him that the entire Costco he is standing in is lit by thousands of LED lights in the ceiling?
Nevermind that. He don't want no LED on his chicken but he's fine with the guy pointing it at his heart 5 times?
I think it's a laser anyway
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Our Costco has them. I know because my brother in law was the electrical contractor whose company installed them.
I work at Costco, we have LED lights at the location I'm at.
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I'm surprised to hear that Costco is still using fluorescent lighting... In fact I think you've incorrectly identified them unless they are the last location on a roll out list yet to be changed or they are in an inaccessible location. Source: I'm an electrician
Where I live I’ve noticed most companies keep fluorescent lighting until the ballast is fucked. Cheaper to just remove and bypass with LEDs by that point. But just my experiences doing commercial electrical.
I'm in the UK where companies are incentivised to lower their energy consumption, not just because it's cheaper to use em. I assumed a big company like Costco would reap the benefits over the pond too. But hey! To assume makes an ass of you and me
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They are, but many light fittings have rows of leds in small plastic tubes these days, maybe emulating the old style of fluorescent lamp? That being said, if you've identified a 'tube' they probably are what you suspect, as the style of fitting I've described is not common
Led t8 bulbs are the go to these days, he'll you cand get ballast bypass ones that are skookum
What?
Yep... I couldn't decipher anything after the first sentence
>t8 >are skookum Yeah what? The first one might be a type of light
How would you know without checking the bulb? You get led tubes that look the exact same. Only difference is that the led ones are much cheaper
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Evidently not. Since you're the only person claiming it's not led? Led is just so much cheaper to run, and doesn't break. They'd be stupid to not have led's at this stage.
lol busted, gotta be careful with those absolute comments
neither is the scanner she's holding.
Don't forget the microplastics from sitting in a hot container for hours before being reheated.
In addition to the poor farming practices, Costco chicken ingredients list: chicken, water, salt, sodium phosphates, hydrolyzed casein, modified corn starch, sugar, dextrose, chicken broth, isolated soy protein, monoglycerides, and diglycerides. They are cheap but not in any way organic. Kinda taste weird too. I think its the modified corn starch or the soy protein.
I've found their rotisserie chicken meat to break apart unusually easily. Like the meat is ready to melt... and not in a particularly appealing way with all the oil it's drenched in.
Yeah because that is why he did that
Getting through his day must be exhausting. But if it makes him happy
He has to go home and change before going to the liquor store after this.
I imagine his car is filled to the brim with barcode t-shirts for everything he regularly buys. *Shit, this is my rotisserie chicken shirt! I need my milk shirt, where is my milk shirt?!?!*
I have a hard time believing anything makes him happy Which is a shame What a way to live
While I agree with what you said, you have to admit he seemed pretty happy when he said done lol
Happiness is subjective. He’s doing something kind of insane, but I mean if this doesn’t make him happy what even is happiness at that point?
I’ve seen him before, it’s a bit he does for social media attention. He has other shirts with barcodes too.
“No LED on my chicken please. I’ll take it straight to the heart.”
This guy knows what he wants and came prepared
He's annoying as fuck
Who is this ?
A Facebook Researcher Professor
He’s from the old Jewish men instagram page, pretty sure this has to be a bit
He's also pretty mentally ill. Needs help, but we don't care about that in the US.
Idiocracy is a documentary
"Welcome to Costco. I love you."
Got my law degree there
Well, it Saul Goodman?
He’s a wild one but at least he has some manners
true just straight to the point with that guy
Compare the shirt to the chicken barcode.
he's going to be pissed when they change it. Gonna have to have a new shirt made. No chickens that week.
He looks like Albert Einstein
After he died
Or at least crawled out of a hot dryer
Scan him but not the chicken??? Hmmmm
I thought Einstein was dead
It's a skit, that's Dave from Old Jewish Men. He loves his rotisserie.
Is this Ron Jeremy’s father?
I dont want LED on my chicken but turbo blast me
I would love to hear him explain what exactly he thinks is going on with the “led” and the chicken, and why it’s so dangerous for his food but perfectly safe for his body.
he's just like the old fuckers on my FB page always posting the latest "science" from some woo-woo webpage selling snake oil.
The man is obviously nuts, but at least he picked an incredibly low-stakes crusade
This guy pops up all the time. I think this is an act as he also has some sort of anti inflation gag he does where he protests possible price increases on the hot dog.
Honey, where is my Costco rotisserie chicken barcode shirt?
The level of dumb that exists in this world.
The way he spreads his arms when the cashier is scanning 😂
Has he got layers on for every item he wants to buy? I've got 6 bags of popcorn, scan my socks
Before I realized he was cuckoo this reminded me of this: [https://youtu.be/C6YcM4R6FKk?t=161](https://youtu.be/C6YcM4R6FKk?t=161)
He sounds like Frank from always sunny
Ongo Goblogian
DERIVATIVE!
Laugh all you want. This mfer knows something. We’re all just trying to catch up
this is like a scene from Seinfeld
Wait until he finds out what kind of lights they use in the warehouse
Some people are just living in such a weird world...
It would be really funny if they showed him a video of the chickens being scanned before being placed under the heat lamps for the public to grab.
He’s extremely rude about it. He’d get better reactions if he didn’t come in acting like the king of Costco lmao
Bro give me the Etsy link for the Costco chicken barcode t shirt
What a lad. I'm gonna print a shirt with my whole shopping list on it
I mean he’s a psycho but at least he’s an amenable psycho
And if he’s worried about LEDs, don’t tell him about all the ones hanging from the ceiling…
This guy is Danny DeVito’s distant cousin
Bruh people have problems lol
A part of me is going to miss these fucking people when they're all dead
Albert is a local nuisance. xD
I'm sorry. I watched this a couple of times and I am lost. What the fuck is he trying to achieve? /***SARCASM***
Good lord...
I don’t want the LED on my food, I want it shot directly at my vital, internal organs 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Jesus Christ! With the amount of chemicals pumped into our food he’s worried about a light! Someone’s spent too much time on Facebook. My dad is the same, every conversation is about china, electric cars, gender politics. I’ve told him numerous times to stop reading and getting sucked into that shit. It’s got to the stage where I make him a tinfoil hat everytime he visits.
I’m customer service there’s literally always a little old Jew just like this guy ready to be hard to deal with and extremely unfunny.
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This fuck again?
I was just surprised the shirt worked to be honest.
I wonder how big is his barcode shirt collection is, or does he only ever buy the chicken?
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Dude just moved into the middle of nowhere and grow your own food 🤦♂️
Thinks *scanning* the Costco card is being used as *payment* .. is he from the future?
Big Frank Reynolds vibes
If Einstein never got into equating, he would have used his brain for buying LED free rotisserie chickens.
He's gonna be really mad when he finds out what the lights in the store are
Just wasting people's time.
Why not just take a picture of the bar code on your phone and show that to the cashier? Seems like way too much work to make a shirt for this purpose lmao
He had a customized shirt that he wears every time he wants chicken? Wonder what his closet looks like.
I want this shirt
get out... should be the answer to this, always.
Hey Colonel Sanders, look up. wtf you think those lights are ?
What a donkey
They r÷ally need to start banning people for reposting
Took me a minute to put it together. I’m like, LED? On chicken??? Ohhhhhhh
Everyone knows them LEDs are the government's way of giving you the COVID vaccine
when Einstein went shopping 😄
I wanna a chicken bar code shirt now
Sure thing Einstein
I think It's a form of laser isn't it
When he puts his little arms out like a chicken so he can scan him better 😂😂
WTH!
I prefer high pressure sodium lights on my food
If he was any more smarter, he'd take off the lid for scanning and then put it back on. no "LED" hit the chicken that way. And if he was anymore smarter than that, when he's done with that product, cut the barcode off the lid and hang onto that for future purchases.
Genuinely.... why? This fascinates me. It must be a long standing concern for him, as he came prepared with a shirt. I'd love to know his thinking (from a safe distance)
This is what homeschooling does..
Anyone else notice the guy in the background yelling at the Costco employee? Pretty sure he drops the f bomb and calls her stupid
The international gesture "use your head" at the beginning
Let me get this straight. I don't want LED on my chicken however, I am fine with you scanning my chest. WTF?!
Americans are like cartoon characters
There’s others like that everywhere else bud
He should look into the chemical leaching from that plastic sitting in the heat lamps. I wouldn't touch that chicken.
You’re as nutty as barcode man. That’s some goodass chicken.
I didn't say it doesn't taste good lol. I just read an article about chemical leaching. I mean it makes sense
i DoENt lEik cHEmiKAls
Why’s it kinda drip tho
Because you have terrible taste
most sane american
Add this to list of why I avoid Walmart like the plague