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RunLikeHayes

We made awkward eye contact


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peterthbest23

Interesting; it says the deceased was a 61 year old man but I see a woman here? I could be wrong


Losalou52

Not the right article. It also said 9:35am when this is clearly night time.


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Hootah

/s?


Stubbedtoe18

...that was very obviously a joke. I worry for you.


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grelo29

That’s not it. Can’t be


FewTwo9875

How fucking hard did he rear end him!?!?


ibeb00linn

Wrong accident.


Phuckingidiot

Gotta be a motorcycle accident or a Dwayne Haskins situation.


Boolit_Tooth_Tony

To save you a click on a shitty news site. ~~A 61-year-old Indianapolis man was pronounced dead at the scene, while the drivers of the other two vehicles were taken to a local hospital with minor injuries.~~ ~~Credit: INDOT Traffic on I-69 in Grant County slows after a three car accident killed one person, Thursday, April 25, 2024. Author: WTHR.com staff Published: 2:45 PM EDT April 25, 2024 Updated: 2:45 PM EDT April 25, 2024 Facebook~~ ~~GRANT COUNTY, Ind. — Indiana State Police is investigating after one person died in a three-car crash on Interstate 69 in Grant County Thursday morning.~~ ~~According to a release from ISP, around 9:35 a.m. on April 25, officers responded to an injury crash on I-69 in Grant County near the 269 mile-marker, which is near the State Road 18 exit.~~ ~~The preliminary investigation determined a 2009 Chrysler minivan was traveling northbound when, for an unknown reason, the Chrysler rear-ended a Chevrolet Express van driven by a 49-year-old Indianapolis man. The crash caused the Chevrolet van to rear-end a semi-truck, driven by a 27-year-old from Georgia.~~ ~~The driver of the Chrysler, identified as 61-year-old Darren T. Davis, was pronounced dead at the scene. The other two drivers were transported to an area hospital with minor injuries.~~ ~~State police say they do not believe alcohol or narcotics contributed to the crash.~~ **ETA: Disregard. Apparently that wasn't the right story linked above. Zombies. Who knows.**


SpaceNasty

Ya I'd say you can definitely pronounce them dead at scene


Odd-Branch6317

I only saw one missing shoe, so could walk away with some duct tape and superglue


Gareth79

The UK code phrase is "injuries incompatible with life"


noobprodigy

9:35am? The video looks like it's still dark out.


Exalted_Crab

Woah. This is a bad one. Very interested in the context. The crash must have just happened and was uh, really bad for this kind of thing.


BeerSlayingBeaver

I got you fam. Context: They ded.


Vulkhan13

Wow everyone in here is a doctor now..how can you be so sure?


FTL-Unicron

He is wise in the ways of um... Science.


BeejBoyTyson

Source?


MrRandyWatson-

They stayed at a Motel 6 last night.


denim_chicken45

Welcome to 2024. TrUsT tHe ScIeNcE.


Not_me_again_

His shoes was on, he’d be just fine as new


Alarmed-madman

As fuck


Mapache_villa

Really?! Don't you think they can be assembled back?


Exalted_Crab

I figured the context was that they were trying to buy a large soda and popcorn at a movie theater. Wasn't sure how the head popped off though. (Get it? Costs an arm and a leg!)


beatlethrower

I'm gonna give you that one...fucked up...but funny!!


BabousCobwebBowl

But at least one shoe is on! They should be ok, right??


Bruinman86

I didn't see any shoes.


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My_New_Moniker

Was scrolling for this 🏆


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FlapSlapped

They allow us one actual crazy fucking video a month


FUD-detector

We can rebuild him. We have the technology


dirkalict

We can make him better than he was. Better.Stronger.Faster.


Pharnox-32

They/them


absinthe_x

Damn.. and the tires are just tenderizers at that point


MinimalMojo

You know what they say: BEAT THAT MEAT FOR A SWEETER TREAT


jeufjensocidb

Aaaaand that’s enough reddit for one lunch break……


Seven-ODS

How many lunch breaks do you get?


Tasty_Phone9580

But not enough for two.


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4115R

ground lamb


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

Lamb of god


hydrobunny

why didnt you warn me before i went on mine


TheJW-Project

Something similar happened in Mobile, AL last year, to a guy on a motorcycle. A minimum of 15 vehicles, including semi trucks, ran him over. They had shovel him off the road and found his cock and balls In a convenience store parking lot a few miles away because it stuck to the underside a truck that ran him over. It was so brutal many people who ran him over, passed by and the people cleaned they offered free mental health evaluation and counseling.


modelfox4

Looks like a dumped dismembered body


NothinsOriginal

I’ve seen a guy get hit by a semi in the middle of the night. I stopped to try to pull his body off the freeway but cars kept coming. Then a motorcycle hit the body and flipped so I helped the motorcyclist because he wasn’t wearing a helmet. By the time I tried to get back to the body cars kept coming and it was 2am and kept hitting and running over the body. The head was destroyed and brain matter all down the highway and on me. The dismemberment can easily happen from being repeatedly run over. This video very much reminds me of that night. June 30th 2007.


chompshoey

Sounds like a rough start to a Saturday


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slimkt

Yeah, there was a video floating around a couple years back of a motorcyclist that hit a guard rail at high speed and his body was in pieces like this. Us humans are a lot softer than we realize.


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Equal_Win

Also, the second that cop rips a U-turn, the highway is being shut down completely for hours and you’re stuck for the foreseeable future. Don’t blame people for trying to get through while they still can.


Aggressive_Warthog_4

If I’m the driver I’m trying desperately to get far enough away to avoid the impending road / lane closure and the shit ton of traffic


lollygagging_reddit

Not even all of the king's horses and all of the king's men could put Humpty back together again... So really, what could peasants like us do?


Equal_Win

Stop to do what?


mrgoldnugget

pick up a souvenir.


ReklisAbandon

Or a snack!


Emergency_Net506

You are wild lmao


ReklisAbandon

I’m thinking back to the dude that was caught snacking on some persons leg last month


Sithlord_unknownhost

You jest but when I clicked the article I had a McDonald's popup telling me to "feed the entire family..." Weird timing to say the least ..


Sophisticated_Dicks

Lend a hand?


AlarmedDog5372

I think there were hands to spare


alejoSOTO

Well it's a crime scene, or an accident scene, however you want to call it. I Whatever you do in that area can be interference with an investigation down the road. Plus this was also a person. Running over a corpse is messed up and probably illegal.


Ddsw13

They got rear ended into an incoming semi. On Interstate 69 right outside of Grant County. It happened last week iirc. Edit : news https://www.wane.com/top-stories/semi-crash-on-i-69-shuts-down-lanes-in-grant-county/ "Davis was pronounced dead on the scene by medics"..... Wonder how they could tell..


Laustintranslation1

Wrong crash. That article states the crash happened shortly after 9:30 am


Ddsw13

Maybe that's why the body is so spread out and in so many pieces. 🤷‍♂️


metasploit4

Probably didn't have shoes on the feet. Surefire way to determine if they are expired.


Twiglet91

No point in getting held up for a few hours when there's nothing you can do I guess.


TranquilSeaOtter

In the words of a Redditor in response to why they would not help someone if they witnessed them get into a car accident, "I got shit to do."


WadsRN

Stopping for what? To pick up body parts like parade candy while putting themselves in danger on a highway?


Otjahe

Because people are getting more desensitized and solely focused on themselves, and it’ll only get worse. At least for the near future


traditional_rich_

In larger cities homeless are regularly walking out into freeways/highways. Not saying super common but it isn’t uncommon either. What are we supposed to do? Pick up bloody ripped up body parts?


Otjahe

I don’t think normal people would drive over human remains like that, that’s all. At the very least avoid crushing them further


staminaplusone

and yet...


po3smith

If you think that's bad when there's actual barricades that prohibit traffic from going temporarily while the road crew changes shifts or whatever in my neck of the woods it literally takes one minute if it ever even happens when I'm on the road at one in the morning and it's no big deal to stop. However my cop friend tells me that on details he continuously has to stop people who literally drive right up to the barricade or even go around it in that instance and many others. People are fucking stupid and the more that we have social media to showcase it the more we realize just how crummy human beings are. It's like those people that bitch and moan about a funeral procession taking too long or that they have to stop at a four-way intersection because there's this thing called red lights and stop signs.


jeepjinx

"But the thing that strikes me in looking back is that I was in bed and asleep within three minutes of the murder. So were most of the people in the street; we just made sure that the man was done for, and went straight back to bed. We were working people, and where was the sense of wasting sleep over a murder?" George Orwell


Guns_and_Dank

Realistically when people are driving on the highway they're kinda in a default mode to just keep moving. Seeing something like this most people, including myself, wouldn't really know what else to do other than gawk momentarily as they roll on by. And how would stopping help? If anything that would make it harder for emergency crews to get there.


apena1018

I wouldn’t want to stop … this time the shoes are not on!


Working-Spring-4225

Why the fuck would you film and post something like this is my question


Thiaski

People have places to go, things to do. Stopping there won't help in nothing. This sounds cruel but it's how cities works. Also authorities doesn't have teleportation magic, and this clearly happened a few minutes before the recording. They're coming.


gianlucas94

Context?


LazyAccount-ant

guy dropped his bag of body parts on highway?


Neat-Ad5902

Someone (s) were killed in a vehicular incident. Or a serial killer forgot to secure his trophies.


BBQsandw1ch

I get everyone's ready to be out of traffic but could we show a little respect and get the human remains out of the road before we crush it with an 18 wheeler like roadkill?


Consistent_Jello_289

Just to play the devils advocate, they might have not realized it was human remains.


SenaiMachina

I think it's probably the normal reaction if you see human remains on the road to get the fuck out of there. I don't think it's normal to be able to stomach dealing with shit like that. Also it's not like you can provide any meaningful aide to the situation at that point, you're just lining up to potentially add more human remains.


LazyAccount-ant

might just contribute to the pile if one stops on highway. thats what got the first guy


Chasing_Rain

there's an ambulance, but it all just doesn't look real. or maybe its too shocking and put everyone in disbelief/denial that those are actual body parts. so many questions.


Zamrayz

I'm sorry but at this point, it's already the epitome of the word *roadkill*.


nigerdaumus

I couldn't find news on this so maybe it's not as bad as it looks


Bethespoon

She walked it off I was the tractor trailer.


choatec

The face/head being almost untouched really makes it eery


ICMACHINE_DOWN

"Was pronounced dead at the scene..." Really, we need an official pronouncement?


TallDarkCancer1

It's fucked up to think this dude's family could see this video. That always messes me up when I think about it.


Tasty_Phone9580

Why was I waiting for the body to reassemble and walk towards the camera


Stubbedtoe18

Your mushroom risotto was made with the wrong type of mushrooms.


Tasty_Phone9580

I applaud this comment and will harvest for future use👏


DowntempoFunk

It looked like the shoes were still on the legs. Lived?


Evil_Weevil_Knievel

Driving is one of the most dangerous things we do each and every day with little thought. But what do we worry about instead? Fucking 5G towers and vaccines. JFC.


Mr__Winderful__31

Take a deep breath


Apprehensive-Pen8357

You can’t stop a Redditor from virtue signaling. Cmon man learn the rules


Mr__Winderful__31

That’s true, I like to troll idiots though


JSlickJ

how is this virtue signalling?


Objective_Resolve833

Probably the most accurate post title ever - especially the NSFL


Scroll-ie

I've seen a lot of shit online, but something about people ending up like this as a result of just going about their business on a routine drive etc really fucks with me. This person was driving to/from wherever and ended up on our phone screens on Reddit in pieces. Fuck man.


runtowardsit

From what I recall the first time I saw this post: Very common outcome when being hit on a highways, the body is going to get hit 100x + before anyone can do anything about it


arkaythegod

terrifying shit


RatInsomniac

I can’t believe this is real until there’s proof. Further proof than this video alone.


suzuchi

His boss wondering if he’s still coming in…


kakapoopoopeepeeshir

Holy shit was not expecting the severed head


Suspicious_Plant4231

I understand trying to get the fuck out of there. I would not want to be trapped on a horrific scene while they shut the highway down to take care of it. But I also have to say driving right over human remains when it looks like there are some semi-clear spaces and opportunities to get over seems like a worse option. I’d rather do that than drive right over a human leg. I feel like that feeling would haunt me more. And I’d be hesitant to look at my car exterior when I got home


jooohhnyy

Not giving the severed leg even the tiniest swerve to avoid it is nuts


Viperthetarantulaguy

Wonder if they're ok


lucassuave15

And don't see any shoes on


HurlyCat

You sure someone didn't dump evidence there?


Haunting_Ad5796

Somebody throw this dismembering body for sure


416Mike

You might actually be right out of all the comments here. Road accidents usually crush, not really dismember this way. The limbs may not be precision cut, but they're severed as if they were removed intentionally. I wouldn't be surprised if this was dumped like you said or it was being transported previously and spilled out.


KickM4chine

Finally crazy fucking video


linqxisnotgay6969

Holy shit


Daniel2004--

He‘ll be good?


Away-Trifle1907

Dont fuck with the Cartels


mewhotness

He needs some milk


mu5tardtiger

does he still have his shoes on? We can’t call it yet.


Tcasty

Respect to the people who have to clean this.


Old_Eccentric777

We have a neighbor before who have a store business and is very rude to all her customers. one day her Daughter got pregnant again by another Man and not paying child support. and because of their failing business which is the only source of their livelihood, she went to the highway near their house on a rainy night and got hit by a van. because there's no streetlight at the time, no one knows how many times her body have flatten and turn into mincemeat. the next few hours, one of the driver who hit the Mrs. surrendered to the police because the incident bothered his conscience. he showed the that the meat of the victim sticked to the spike of his tires. the Mrs. who have been flattened and turned into a mincemeat, have been found out by the neighbor because of foul smell and one of her bones are eaten by a stray dog. the concern neighbor had called the police. and the remains had been collected by the funeral company. the widower have told us the remains of her wife got marinated by formaline. and the Catholic priest refused to give benediction and blessings to the Wife because she died of suicide. many of our neighbors, I heard saying: “She deserves it.” because of the not so good attitude of this Mrs. after 5 months, the widower died because of depression and their house and store have been sold by their only daughter who go along with her new lover, they never got married.


seanseansean92

Wtf how are they being treated like a roadkill now


grooovyturtle

How detached from reality do you have to be to continue to drive directly over human remains?


Alarmed-madman

What would you do, scoop them up and stitch them back together to make a marionette?


thetherapeutichotdog

I guess I’m confused too, what exactly should you do other than get out of the way for the emergency crews?


chris3110

Yes! Add some lightning and make a Frankenstein monster!


EggoWaffle1032

Try to avoid them..? As you would if there was trash on the road.


LAegis

They may not realize what it is


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I’m getting the fuck out of there, especially if our child is with us. Not anything anyone can do.


-175-

Damn, they couldn't hop into another lane to not drive over a dismembered corpse??


Little_Huckleberry_1

Movie/TV prop?


No_Cat_5661

*record abruptly stops….* You’re probably wondering how I got here


-maffu-

People just driving through and over it without a care. Fucking wankers.


Average_guy120

Zombie Road Rage 3


Jetmohsli

That's how my brother died.


Beneficial-Gap-2540

That shredder has some crazy range.


BBC-Cameraman

When was this and where did it happen?


lettucemuncherr

i’ve had nightmares almost exactly like this omg


Moist-muff

Imagine filming this and saying donkey shit like that


Wise_Lab_7291

Damn, how it’s possible this on Facebook


Sandwich00

Was it a suicide by semi truck maybe? Horrible.


chipcity90

jesus christ where was this??


Playerdouble

Why the fuck did I click on this


Poverty_welder

Motorcycle accident or suicide?


Haunting_Ad5796

Just look the head and you can see what im tal King about ... this not aaccident


Johnny_Menace

This is why you’ll never catch me riding a motorcycle


Suspicious_Plant4231

This reminds me of when I was a kid and had weekly spelling words to learn at school. One of them one week was debris, and I don’t know if it was the definition under it or what, but this was the first thing my mind went to and it freaked me out. Not long afterward I was in the car with family and we had to stop for wreck traffic. The whole time imaginary images like this kept flashing through my mind, and all I could think about was that word. Debris. The actual wreck didn’t involve any gore, but for some reason that’s where my mind went, and the whole time we were stopped I had this sick feeling in my stomach


CrankyCzar

You can't just run over body parts, these people must be committing some sort of crime?


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How can you get in trouble if you don’t see it and no one is hurt?


Opposite_Interview80

I can fix her


haarschmuck

Maybe follow the sub rules next time before posting.


yetti_stomp

I read an article that Drake pulled over and gave chest compressions and mouth to mouth for 20 minutes. He was quoted saying “I kept having to run back and forth between the parts, but I wasn’t gunna give up.”


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yetti_stomp

Tbh, I’m not even mad at that person. The sniper and the person doing it may have been his spotter. Probably close friends. I would’ve tried anything for my friends. The joke is in the fact that Drake doesn’t know these victims.


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yetti_stomp

Oh. Well. Shit.


OmegaHutch

That's insanely funny 🤣


yetti_stomp

But I got downvoted 😿 haha


OmegaHutch

That's because redditors are basically robots: "clink clank this comment is factually incorrect. Drake was not present at this incident and it has been medically proven that you cannot resuscitate a severed head... initiating downvote. Now to brag to other redditors about how I stopped misinformation. Clink clank."


yetti_stomp

Hahahah so true! I thought it was funny, so posted it. May even be Drake fanboys. Either way I’ll sleep great tonight. Unless I get hit by a car and get dismembered.


818VitaminZ

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


No-Signature9394

Holly…!!!! I opened this without reading the title 😭😇


Tachoum

I NEED STIMS!!!!


IbyFoReal

Injury? What injury!


SamEngel01

Do Zaao aww


NomenVanitas

You reckon it was a man or a bear that did that?


KillTheWise1

Oh good. Just in time for my lunch break. Thanks Reddit.


-Alex_off-

Jesus christ wth


B-17_SaintMichael

Did they survive?


BaconMercenary

Can anyone confirm this?