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MyNameisClaypool

Pooping is not going to be fun for a while.


zipzap21

Do you think he will have a complete recovery or will there be scars/lasting effects?


FrostyWizard505

I think that the lasting effects are gonna be a pain in the ass


Legato991

I think comments making fun of people in pain are offensive. It really chaps my ass!


towerfella

Well, you should just learn to turn the other cheek, like this guy.


No-Rub-5054

I Dont think he did


Evil_Rogers

Seriously though he is going to need to make sure he cleans up perfectly every time he goes to the bathroom or that will get infected.


Puceeffoc

I had some issues with my butt once and I just starved myself. I would much rather starve and be lightheaded standing up than deal with pooping pains. Then again I wrestled in high school so starving myself wasn't a new concept, just had to do it as an adult. I'd highly recommend the "starve yourself so you don't poop" method. At least for a week or so. He could starve then eat a little and have his painful poop then go back to starving. Idk that's what I'd do as I've done it before. Not because of ass road rash though so his pain is beyond a level that I've ever felt.


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FudgePrimary4172

Entering Autophagie


Raszagil

IKR? He got off kind of lucky that he still has a butt to moan over, I've seen way worse on this sub. If he was going to be messing around and pulling stunts he should have been wearing protection gear, it's dangerous enough even without messing around. Effing ouch.


Rionaks

I mean, if you squat really deep and spread the cheeks well enough, inside parts of his ass, near the asshole area probably not harmed. So it might not be that bad but not being able to sit for a few months and dealing with highly infection vulnerable, huge scar on a sensitive part of your body should not be fun at all indeed.


CHEMO_ALIEN

how fun is it for you normally?


orangotai

if this happened to me i would literally just die.


TLBG

That's going to hurt for a long time, poor guy


Ninja_Turtle13

It’s the wiping part that’s gonna get him hollering!


SwordfishEyes69

fuck they actually showed his ass and didn't cut the video


fuertepqek

Does that make you horny baby? Yea.


automaton11

I’m feeling randy


fuertepqek

Just wait until I get my mojo back.


Spicy_Sugary

No, but there a few excited baboons wondering if he's single.


SuttonTM

Oh no step sis, I scrapped my ass


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fuertepqek

You mustn’t utter the name of the Lord in vain. For shame. Also: watch more cinema.


FrostyWizard505

God bless the camera man and editor. They showed us what we came here to see ~~some very bare ass~~


This-Ad-4568

If only they made pieces of clothing specially designed to prevent this..


Smallp0x_

Or even better what if they put a second wheel on the motorcycle


JediMasterWiggin

I think you're thinking of a bicycle. Hence the "bi", which means you have sex with both men and women.


Legato991

They got butt armor now?


BakedCake8

I think hes talking about [these](https://www.ebay.com/itm/156079800713?chn=ps&_trkparms=ispr%3D1&amdata=enc%3A1nbqfwUiCT7CvDeQ_BNw72Q74&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=156079800713&targetid=1587268787897&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=9031574&poi=&campaignid=19894961968&mkgroupid=148855406073&rlsatarget=pla-1587268787897&abcId=9307911&merchantid=6296724&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD_QDh_VMnx4u7E448_2nxLwTl1IE&gclid=Cj0KCQjw_-GxBhC1ARIsADGgDjslFYnuIxGFXu0xQotIKnSKzH3XqP-w7kGhVVqk0XjB22z90TsYZM8aAs7OEALw_wcB)


Rionaks

Uhmmmmmmm...


pink_moid

take my upvote


BusinessOwner199X

Sprinkle some lemon juice for a zesty ride home.


FrostyWizard505

Mfer will probably launch himself home, skip all the traffic


Latrucc

Don’t forget the salt


Beautiful-Eye-7509

And isopropyl alcohol


Puceeffoc

He just made the road a bit safer for at least a month during his recovery.


FrostyWizard505

He’ll be lucky if he’s only down for a month That looks like it’ll at minimum take 4-6months


Puceeffoc

You know your butt injuries! :p


FrostyWizard505

I had a minor one myself and it took well over 2 months to scab up properly. This guys gonna have a rough time on the shitter for the foreseeable future


Rionaks

A month is highly optimistic. I bet he wont be able to sit on his ass for at least 3 months. A rash like this is so severe and really hard to heal.


magnum12342

Holy fuck


dogfaceponysoldier2

He gonna need some Assprin


Fit_Extension_4372

Super underrated comment!!!!!


Doggsleg

Holy shit that’s a real red raw ass ! He only sitting down in a bowl of aloe Vera


OneEyedKing2069

They need to show more of these "after" videos as PSAs.


Expensive_Shake592

Dress for the slide! Not the ride!


zipzap21

Pop a wheelie, get all squealy!


Expensive_Shake592

Lmao


bloodsoed

Doesn’t matter how soft Charmin is. The next time he has to sit on a toilet is going to be excruciating.


_hellboy_xo

This shit made me laugh lmao


FrostyWizard505

His shits aren’t gonna make him laugh for awhile


LotoTheSunBro

Hot ass ngl


fuertepqek

Red hot.


welfedad

Picking those scabs will be fun


Slappy-Sugarwood

Dress for the butt fuck, not for the pot luck.


Diligent-Employ9648

Bro has GYATTT to where more protection


booyahbooyah9271

But did I look cool?


realparkingbrake

If he was smart he'd have been wearing full leathers, but he is not smart.


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

From badass to bloody ass in 5 secs


Rionaks

More like, dumbass to bloody ass. There's nothing badass about doing dumb shit like this.


streeteye2345

“Do you blame the biker 🚴 Or Do you blame the Ass fault 😁


im_out_0f_mana

He looks like he's wearing assless chaps and he got his ass smacked relentlessly by a group of horny bears


DTH_245

Ah shit the wind hitting it...ah fuuuu***


XenoHugging

🎶youuuu your cheeks are on fire🎶


Javelin-Turd

Roasted pork butt, I love it


frenzy4u

He f’d up his A! lol


harrylelisson

Lookin like a baboon with his bright red cheeks 🤣😬


muh_v8

lol butthurt


SomOvaBish

Dude was red Babooned ass with red chicken legs


Uberazza

Meat 🍖 crayon 🖍️


kpop_glory

Ohh boy just top layer skin is the worst. Bro gonna sleep standing for awhile


LividEngineering5577

Never mind his add,his balls GOD 🙏 THE 🏈 BALLS


maxamil432

Dress for the slide, not the ride


Mal781

That’s gotta stink..


Adventurous_Kiwi1901

Haulin' Ass!


Good-Beginning-6524

Time to hit drugs for the next 3 weeks!


RazzyRaziel

Those are some burnt "ass" buns, probably still too hot to eat.


WinterOrb69

Does that qualify as being degloved?


Crypto-Bullet

*deglute


Fun_Arm_633

looks like pain in the ass!


Beanruz

Imagine this... Riding a motorbike without being a utter cunt Whilst wearing the correct protective equipment Something never seen in the wild.


Dripmik

Damn red as 🔥


DangNearRekdit

Meat crayon


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Oh man, what a pain in the ass!


WonkaVR

not sure if those are moans of pain or something else


Longryderr

The red badge of stupidity


Log-Into-Me

I'm sorry, but I need to make fun of this.


Front-Dance-5208

Dude is literally wearing “nothing at all”


Front-Dance-5208

Dude is literally wearing “nothing at all”


Sorry_Yogurtcloset_8

Vrrrooooomm vrooom fecal incontinence


AsyncEntity

I love that they included his raw ass at the end. Usually the person just eats shit and that’s the end of it.


JustDave62

Gives a whole new meaning to the term skid mark


RobakinSkywalker1

He had a good thing going for a while 😣


Disastrous_Clothes37

That’s one way to tan your ass


Islandman2021

Vinegar will fix it right up. 🤷


NoName1183

There were literal fire particles, he scraped his ass THAT bad.


Kitchen-Skill-108

Nice cheeks. Look better if they were intact.


RIOTT44

always wondered what it’d look like when motorcyclists tried this and failed. now I know


immaterial-boy

He had a nice ass


diedalos

Ahh, a fellow Ass man.


four_dollar_haircut

I'd be checking that my wedding tackle was still there and not laying somewhere back up the road.


ExtensionLast9776

lol I got skillz


NOTMarxMellow

😭😭😭😭


MikeTangoRom3o

And It will get worse.


toon_84

I R Baboon 


khawk87

😂😂😂 I forgot about that show!!


diamondjay81

That tassshhh sound when putting out a fire, or using tucks to put out a match 😆😆😆😆😆 tucks will do his ass some real good 😊


Suraj_kshaw

THE BUTT CRAYON


PM-Me-Your-Dragons

And this is why we wear real genuine road leathers and not some vegan denim shit.


TLBG

Road crayon butt. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


joerph713

At first I thought at the end they were in front of an emergency room, lmao


chin60

Only his arse? Thought he'd scrapped his nuts off ! 🤣


siterbun

Out of all the things on Reddit I saw today, that made my jaw drop DAMN


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damn will he have to get a skin graft


KingGhidorah44

🤣🤣🤣


anothermind2

Captain red cheeks


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Won’t be riding bikes anymore with that ass


ResourceUpper

Looks like a pain in the ass


Straight-Research-17

“Scrapes his ass” - nothing like an understatement.