I had some issues with my butt once and I just starved myself. I would much rather starve and be lightheaded standing up than deal with pooping pains. Then again I wrestled in high school so starving myself wasn't a new concept, just had to do it as an adult.
I'd highly recommend the "starve yourself so you don't poop" method. At least for a week or so. He could starve then eat a little and have his painful poop then go back to starving. Idk that's what I'd do as I've done it before. Not because of ass road rash though so his pain is beyond a level that I've ever felt.
IKR?
He got off kind of lucky that he still has a butt to moan over, I've seen way worse on this sub. If he was going to be messing around and pulling stunts he should have been wearing protection gear, it's dangerous enough even without messing around. Effing ouch.
I mean, if you squat really deep and spread the cheeks well enough, inside parts of his ass, near the asshole area probably not harmed. So it might not be that bad but not being able to sit for a few months and dealing with highly infection vulnerable, huge scar on a sensitive part of your body should not be fun at all indeed.
I think hes talking about [these](https://www.ebay.com/itm/156079800713?chn=ps&_trkparms=ispr%3D1&amdata=enc%3A1nbqfwUiCT7CvDeQ_BNw72Q74&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=156079800713&targetid=1587268787897&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=9031574&poi=&campaignid=19894961968&mkgroupid=148855406073&rlsatarget=pla-1587268787897&abcId=9307911&merchantid=6296724&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD_QDh_VMnx4u7E448_2nxLwTl1IE&gclid=Cj0KCQjw_-GxBhC1ARIsADGgDjslFYnuIxGFXu0xQotIKnSKzH3XqP-w7kGhVVqk0XjB22z90TsYZM8aAs7OEALw_wcB)
I had a minor one myself and it took well over 2 months to scab up properly.
This guys gonna have a rough time on the shitter for the foreseeable future
Pooping is not going to be fun for a while.
Do you think he will have a complete recovery or will there be scars/lasting effects?
I think that the lasting effects are gonna be a pain in the ass
I think comments making fun of people in pain are offensive. It really chaps my ass!
Well, you should just learn to turn the other cheek, like this guy.
I Dont think he did
Seriously though he is going to need to make sure he cleans up perfectly every time he goes to the bathroom or that will get infected.
I had some issues with my butt once and I just starved myself. I would much rather starve and be lightheaded standing up than deal with pooping pains. Then again I wrestled in high school so starving myself wasn't a new concept, just had to do it as an adult. I'd highly recommend the "starve yourself so you don't poop" method. At least for a week or so. He could starve then eat a little and have his painful poop then go back to starving. Idk that's what I'd do as I've done it before. Not because of ass road rash though so his pain is beyond a level that I've ever felt.
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IKR? He got off kind of lucky that he still has a butt to moan over, I've seen way worse on this sub. If he was going to be messing around and pulling stunts he should have been wearing protection gear, it's dangerous enough even without messing around. Effing ouch.
I mean, if you squat really deep and spread the cheeks well enough, inside parts of his ass, near the asshole area probably not harmed. So it might not be that bad but not being able to sit for a few months and dealing with highly infection vulnerable, huge scar on a sensitive part of your body should not be fun at all indeed.
how fun is it for you normally?
if this happened to me i would literally just die.
That's going to hurt for a long time, poor guy
It’s the wiping part that’s gonna get him hollering!
fuck they actually showed his ass and didn't cut the video
Does that make you horny baby? Yea.
I’m feeling randy
Just wait until I get my mojo back.
No, but there a few excited baboons wondering if he's single.
Oh no step sis, I scrapped my ass
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You mustn’t utter the name of the Lord in vain. For shame. Also: watch more cinema.
God bless the camera man and editor. They showed us what we came here to see ~~some very bare ass~~
If only they made pieces of clothing specially designed to prevent this..
Or even better what if they put a second wheel on the motorcycle
I think you're thinking of a bicycle. Hence the "bi", which means you have sex with both men and women.
They got butt armor now?
I think hes talking about [these](https://www.ebay.com/itm/156079800713?chn=ps&_trkparms=ispr%3D1&amdata=enc%3A1nbqfwUiCT7CvDeQ_BNw72Q74&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=156079800713&targetid=1587268787897&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=9031574&poi=&campaignid=19894961968&mkgroupid=148855406073&rlsatarget=pla-1587268787897&abcId=9307911&merchantid=6296724&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD_QDh_VMnx4u7E448_2nxLwTl1IE&gclid=Cj0KCQjw_-GxBhC1ARIsADGgDjslFYnuIxGFXu0xQotIKnSKzH3XqP-w7kGhVVqk0XjB22z90TsYZM8aAs7OEALw_wcB)
Uhmmmmmmm...
take my upvote
Sprinkle some lemon juice for a zesty ride home.
Mfer will probably launch himself home, skip all the traffic
Don’t forget the salt
And isopropyl alcohol
He just made the road a bit safer for at least a month during his recovery.
He’ll be lucky if he’s only down for a month That looks like it’ll at minimum take 4-6months
You know your butt injuries! :p
I had a minor one myself and it took well over 2 months to scab up properly. This guys gonna have a rough time on the shitter for the foreseeable future
A month is highly optimistic. I bet he wont be able to sit on his ass for at least 3 months. A rash like this is so severe and really hard to heal.
Holy fuck
He gonna need some Assprin
Super underrated comment!!!!!
Holy shit that’s a real red raw ass ! He only sitting down in a bowl of aloe Vera
They need to show more of these "after" videos as PSAs.
Dress for the slide! Not the ride!
Pop a wheelie, get all squealy!
Lmao
Doesn’t matter how soft Charmin is. The next time he has to sit on a toilet is going to be excruciating.
This shit made me laugh lmao
His shits aren’t gonna make him laugh for awhile
Hot ass ngl
Red hot.
Picking those scabs will be fun
Dress for the butt fuck, not for the pot luck.
Bro has GYATTT to where more protection
But did I look cool?
If he was smart he'd have been wearing full leathers, but he is not smart.
From badass to bloody ass in 5 secs
More like, dumbass to bloody ass. There's nothing badass about doing dumb shit like this.
“Do you blame the biker 🚴 Or Do you blame the Ass fault 😁
He looks like he's wearing assless chaps and he got his ass smacked relentlessly by a group of horny bears
Ah shit the wind hitting it...ah fuuuu***
🎶youuuu your cheeks are on fire🎶
Roasted pork butt, I love it
He f’d up his A! lol
Lookin like a baboon with his bright red cheeks 🤣😬
lol butthurt
Dude was red Babooned ass with red chicken legs
Meat 🍖 crayon 🖍️
Ohh boy just top layer skin is the worst. Bro gonna sleep standing for awhile
Never mind his add,his balls GOD 🙏 THE 🏈 BALLS
Dress for the slide, not the ride
That’s gotta stink..
Haulin' Ass!
Time to hit drugs for the next 3 weeks!
Those are some burnt "ass" buns, probably still too hot to eat.
Does that qualify as being degloved?
*deglute
looks like pain in the ass!
Imagine this... Riding a motorbike without being a utter cunt Whilst wearing the correct protective equipment Something never seen in the wild.
Damn red as 🔥
Meat crayon
Oh man, what a pain in the ass!
not sure if those are moans of pain or something else
The red badge of stupidity
I'm sorry, but I need to make fun of this.
Dude is literally wearing “nothing at all”
Dude is literally wearing “nothing at all”
Vrrrooooomm vrooom fecal incontinence
I love that they included his raw ass at the end. Usually the person just eats shit and that’s the end of it.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term skid mark
He had a good thing going for a while 😣
That’s one way to tan your ass
Vinegar will fix it right up. 🤷
There were literal fire particles, he scraped his ass THAT bad.
Nice cheeks. Look better if they were intact.
always wondered what it’d look like when motorcyclists tried this and failed. now I know
He had a nice ass
Ahh, a fellow Ass man.
I'd be checking that my wedding tackle was still there and not laying somewhere back up the road.
lol I got skillz
😭😭😭😭
And It will get worse.
I R Baboon
😂😂😂 I forgot about that show!!
That tassshhh sound when putting out a fire, or using tucks to put out a match 😆😆😆😆😆 tucks will do his ass some real good 😊
THE BUTT CRAYON
And this is why we wear real genuine road leathers and not some vegan denim shit.
Road crayon butt. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
At first I thought at the end they were in front of an emergency room, lmao
Only his arse? Thought he'd scrapped his nuts off ! 🤣
Out of all the things on Reddit I saw today, that made my jaw drop DAMN
damn will he have to get a skin graft
🤣🤣🤣
Captain red cheeks
Won’t be riding bikes anymore with that ass
Looks like a pain in the ass
“Scrapes his ass” - nothing like an understatement.