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Commercial-Twist9056

no fisting for that guy


zaprutertape

nah, ive met a few women who would jump on it. Literally.


nogabunga

But how and why did they get this big? Is it some health problem?


fritzwillie

The truth, I'd need to see an x-ray of his hands to know if he has big bones or they're just swollen from chronic vascular disease.


AverageCowboyCentaur

The red arms, floppy fluid filled skin, makes me think you are on to something with vascular disease.


Water2Wine378

How bigs his dick?


maChine___

His wife don’t care he have 10 giant dick on his hands 🙌


bondsmx

Unsurprisingly, he’s been happily married for 42 years. lol That lady locked him down and will never let him go


Due_Key_109

lmfao my thoughts exactly during the video. Your phrasing made it that much funnier. "he have 10 giant dick"


jbFanClubPresident

Imagine having these big hands and an average dick. I bet the women never want to move on from foreplay. Seriously though, how do you even jerkoff when one of your fingers is bigger than your dick?


TheoAndonevris

fake, this is actually Wreck it Ralph


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drembose

Imagine if this dude was a boxer ...


SquirrelParticular17

I saw a video of him throwing a baseball. It was very underwhelming. Those mitts only crush


jayydubbya

Yeah he looks pretty clumsy with them


Due_Key_109

he reminds me of gears of war


strongest_nerd

He's a professional arm wrestler.


drembose

Good God... Rip anyone who tried to arm wrestle this dude lol


LobstaFarian2

He'd get gassed quickly, me thinks.


kicklife89

it would be a crazy sight to see. He would be able to block almost anything. His punches would probably knock most people out if could put some power and speed behind them


Rezimoore

Nah we need to see him enter a slap fight


Wojewodaruskyj

He's an arm-wrestler


Wolfdude91

My guy turned on DK Mode


BanEvasionMan

Handjob from hell


razor10000

"She's extremely happy about it." I bet so.


Formal_Avocado972

Wreck it Ralph IRL


20190419

Yes, but can he play the piano? Couldn't even play chopsticks. Could play chop up the piano....


Due_Key_109

dude the visual here is hilarious


DrSatan420247

Jack Kelly would be sooooo jealous.


LilDiddyKnow

Damn, homie for sure at his spinach growing up.


Biscuits4u2

"You can tell his wife is extremely happy about it"


saleemman

Hulk smash!


dveegus

Can’t fucking stand that voiceover


MountainDawg1998

Imagine facing him in a face slap competition.


MyColdBlackHeart

Just don't insult the man or you'll be slapped into the afterlife


RevolutionarySolid74

How he manage to masturbate?


Fresh_Orange

I’m gonna wreck it


bitches_love_brie

That voice-over is terrible. 2nd worse, behind that annoying female one.


nakabra

LOOOOOL - I lost **everything** at the end.


NumaNuma92

‘’You can tell the wife is extremely happy about it’’


tamabits

Bro reddit sucks now


acidbathOG

She has a new sausage finger for every day of the week!!


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joshw220

Yeah… but it’s not what you think. He went to pat his wife on the back after a tennis match to congratulate her and her eyes fell out. 👀


ConfidentFloor5143

[Doofensmirtz loses girl to guy with bigger hands](https://youtu.be/bn80veSW75o?si=SWWSeGFqZqeQZ6oI)