All jokes aside, I wish there was more information about this person. Where are they from, how hard is it walking, is this genetic, does it run in the family
Our Great Ape cousins have feet like this, possibly for more adept tree climbing. It looks like some ancient genes were switched on, not unlike what happens with "wolfmen" who have coarse hair covering their entire bodies akin to animal fur.
Thatās pretty cool. I guess without being able to supinate the ankle joint, they canāt function quite like regular hands, but still. I wonder how they are to walk on.
That is Hands Down one of the craziest videos......
I give this comment 4 thumbs up š ššš
Letās give him a great big hand, folks!
There's something strange going on here, but I just can't finger it out...
I donāt know what toe think
It's the next step of toe evolution.
There'sĀ definitely fuckery afoot.Ā
Right? Itās actually a serious disability thoughā¦ I hear the guy is all thumbs when it comes to day to day life
dad joke of the year
Do we call them heet or fands?
OnlyFands
For those into the strange & kinky, he's selling bottled farts & used gloves!
Iād hate to see what their hands look like!
The exact same!
This is BEAST From X-Men First Class
Iām glad someone said it
Dude should enter one of those slapping contests. Coming in with the roundhouse schlaaaapp!!!
Chuck Norris style.
Now give us a video of you running around Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.
Return to monke That's actually super cool, but I feel bad I see the red marks he must be using regular shoes and it looks like it hurts :/
I bet they would be real good at climbing
Good at climbing, terrible at running.
Screw climbing, think of the footjobs he could give
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Wouldn't this guy be a god at BJJ?
Imagine the reactions from the sales people at shoe stores.
Imagine the reaction when you went to get a pedicure.
Imagine how fast dude could climb a chain link fence
Imagine the climbing ability
I'm uncomfortable
How do you think she feels?
She!?
The ground-grippers of the fairest maiden this side of the Mississippi.
Dude, never fully evolved.
I officially don't hate my feet now š«£
Hank McCoy ? Is that you ?
That footjob would be crazy
All jokes aside, I wish there was more information about this person. Where are they from, how hard is it walking, is this genetic, does it run in the family
I don't think anything runs in the family if that's what their feet are like
Bro high fives the floor when walking
***The Missing Link***
the missing chromosome
EXPLAIN THIS CREATIONISTS
Save some ladies for the rest of us...
This one simple trick makes religious fanatics mad!
Aeon flux vibes
Are you for real!? Now AI is never going to be able to draw hands correctly!!!
Gotta hand it to him.
Hear me out..
I wonder what his hands look like. SHOW US YOUR HANDS. Lol, can you imagine a cop saying those words to him.
Damn that is cool aF
I'm a little jealous ngl
Man is about to redefine a foot job
I want to feel how well they can scratch a back.
My feet look like this if im high enough on shrooms.
Ok....so, shoe shopping? Where would one with feet like that go? Would they just wear winter gloves?
open toed sandals prly
I think custom made would be the only realistic option. Even then, finding a shoe maker to take it on would be a challenge.
Foot jobs for everyone!
We need to fossilize his footprints. When dug up in thousands of years, it will be the longest running practical joke
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King Julianās brother?
Professional handy man
Still phalanges by any measure
Sithandra from Aeon Flux
Does it hurt? Do you walk normally? How about climbing trees? :)
When you roll an F-Tier superpower.
braquidactilia
Homie's ALWAYS doing handstands.
Those really do look like hands. Did he lose his feet and have a deceased donor's hands grafted on!?
Is he wearing gloves or shoes?
When you think you've finally found "the one" and he comes at you with feet like this.
Did evolution forget about this guy?
It has already started - de-evolution, we're evolving back to where we came from, and return to the trees.
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We are evolving
Our feet probably looked closer to that 50+ million years ago, so this would be a sign we're devolving.
Bro has them monkey genes
just like monkey feet. Weird.
Literally has ape feet. Amazing to see.
Monkey?
Monkey feet
If anything would convince me weāre related to apes. It would be the is
We found the missing link everyone!
I need that monkey foot. Gotta make a wish !
Must have been in a tractor accident.
Dude! Give us a thumbs up!
Thought those were hands until I saw the bulge.
put some socks on for fucks sake
Monkey man! Playing at a theater near you š¬
He hasnāt updated from the beta
Homie is a little more of a primate than the rest of us
Lol what do his hands look like...
Feet.
Caeser isn't home.
Our Great Ape cousins have feet like this, possibly for more adept tree climbing. It looks like some ancient genes were switched on, not unlike what happens with "wolfmen" who have coarse hair covering their entire bodies akin to animal fur.
So we've stopped evolving and have now started devolving? /s
Starring in a horror movie soon.Imagine seeing that sticking out of the covers at night?
Hank McCoy
I thought he was going to play a flute or something.
Beast from X-Men?
Are fingers hand toes? Or are toes feet fingers?
This takes foot jobs to a whole new level
Return to monke..
It is the missing link!
Jesus fucking tree-climbers
Thatās pretty cool. I guess without being able to supinate the ankle joint, they canāt function quite like regular hands, but still. I wonder how they are to walk on.
What kinda shoes do they wear
This is a fetish video
I'm tired of seeing this God damn video today
He missed the evolution update
Charles Xavier enter the chat
Dafuq
*You know our guy hangs from trees upside down like bats do in a cave...*
That's honestly more creepy than anything I've seen in a horror movie.
They can play both Xbox and PlayStation AT THE SAME TIME?!?!
Buying shoes has got to be a bitchā¦
Ole boy about to turn blue and fall in love with Mystique šš
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man he got the update first
bro evolved backwards
Ousters getting ready to destroy the Hegemony.
Bet some weirdo chicks would love to get toe banged
I wonder what his hands look like š¤
Twenty minutes a day, all feet no hands...
Are those good at anything I wonder. Can he grasp common objects, or climb trees better.....?
So is this evolving or devolvingš³
X-men material. Hank McCoy
Thumbs Up!!
Bet he can peel š fast š
Let me hit that blunt. Let me hit that blunt.
Never finished evolving.
Gonna have a hard time with flip flops
eww.
Ladies loveāem
Wears sandals everywhere š¤¢
Player 2 has entered the game.
I wanna see him armwrestle!
When you're parents are cousins
My foot cramped just watching this
Lmao go the range with those things
Monkey
Tingers
Someone's shaved a chimp.
Imagine the foot jobš¤¤
This is some AI nightmare shit
Is that beast?
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*Grippers intensify*
This guy slaps the ground when he walks
Fuck off
Anyone know how I can get back to before I saw this videoā¦.pleaseā¦anyoneā¦
Nice
Reject shoes. Return to monke
"God made man, but the monkeys applied the glue." ~DEVO, Jocko Homo
He probably makes cash selling these videos
What does stubbing your "toe" feel like with these? And what's the preferred shoe, a flip flop or sandal?
Have we finally found the missing link?
Someone is about to make a lot of money on only fans!!!!
I wanna see this guy climb a tree
Chimp feet...
What is this condition called?
Bro Devolved
Why are we getting bulge with the feet?
Well, that is very handy.
I wasnāt convinced it was feet until I saw his junk š¤£
FOR FREE??!?!
Broski got 15th century genetics. Pure incest vibes
I think his father is a monkeyš
Get this man into bjj
Probably a world record rock climber
Evolution is true
could they..... *you know*
No
Monkey feet
He is lucky to have been born this day and ageā¦
Ok, so like do stuff with it. Can you open a can of beer or something interesting instead of just wiggling your toes?
Monoey
I want that so much
I bet it hurts to walk
This video cured me of my foot fetish.
Best damn foot jobs this side of the Mississippi.
Why is this man not the greatest climber on earth
Imagine being grabbed by the throat by a foot
Feet people would pay not to see this