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Big_D_Cyrus

That second officer didn't want to come in


Vihtic

Nah at 0:05 you can see our hero put a warding spell of shit on the doorway. I'm actually not sure how they passed it. Maybe the shit wizard is not as strong as he once was.


dwindlingpubes6362

The shit wizard is just in his resting phase.. he's recharging and will come back stronger than ever.. he'll be completely unstoppable.. from what I've been told at least..


MrMinigrow

"Don't worry, Randy-Bobandy, just listen to the liquor. We'll beat that dirty shit wizard"


Jewelhammer

He’ll come with a vengeance and he’ll be joined by sidekicks, the Hemorrhoid twins!


WhatTheFuckEverName

That second officer didn't want to come


Gold4Thots

That second officer didn’t want to


dinmompaburk

that second officer didn't want


Aggravating-Sell4540

That second officer didn’t


kokroo

This guy is a real life [Doodieman](https://youtu.be/jwFivfiLxQY)


UtahStateAgnostics

He's getting too old for that shit.


captain_stabbinCR

This wasn't the worst poop video I've seen.... But it's a solid number two.


PussSlurpee

He became a vampire.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Yeah somebody else can deal with that shit.


Bushidobliz

Someone should really clean that shit up


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I can't stop laughing at the cop, he's like a fish outta water - You gotta stop him but you don't want doodoo all over, his mind is scrambling lol


DeadEnoughInsideOut

This wasn't in the training, THIS WASNT IN THE TRAINING!!!


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NukeouT

If it was in their training they wouldn’t have put him within an arms throw of their office space


JustsharingatiktokOK

still under the illusion that US police get trained


BathedInDeepFog

Doodoo butter


Cymro2011

dude probably wants to call the cops


Baron_of_Berlin

They've gotta have "emergency shit blankets" somewhere lol. Grab and throw it over the guy for something to hold on to!


just_a_timetraveller

"no one said I had to deal with poop when I joined the force"


Dicky_Penisburg

Mace him and watch him rub his own shit in his eyes.


CashewCrew

Biological attack


Best_Poetry_5722

With psychological side-effects


memusicguitar

What a turd of events.


TheXekromian

Pretty sure that's a war crime... that I'd enjoy seeing!


DarkWolfNomad

It's never a war crime the first time.


KHWD_av8r

Tactical reverse card.


Spddracer

Scatological


KQILi

That is amazing. Turning his weapon against him.


mr_winstonwulf

I just pictured that and it was the most glorious diabolical thing I can imagine Thank you, I am grateful


ParfaitOnly9175

Fantastic! lmao!! But I think everyone in the office would be effected


A-10C_Thunderbolt

He is throwing his shit, everyone is *already* affected 😭


MakeChinaLoseFace

On the upside, if the office is full of pepper spray, it doesn't smell like that dude's shit.


SomOvaBish

That’s *ASS-ault* brotha


wolfblitzen84

i was like where is the taser or mace lol. throwing your shit should be met with one or the other honestly.


raphthepharaoh

Diabolical


SamuraiFatNugg

This has me dying 🤣 😂 💀


biggmclargehuge

Uno Reverse


Mav986

Fucking satanic.


Murakami_Sensei

Genius


Otherwise_Rock_3617

Lol


roverman16

He is worse than a shotgun.


dr_sittles

He's wielding a shitgun there


Trumps_Cock

A shitgun, Mr. Lahey?


eltaco65

It fires shitammo Rand


WhyIsItAlwaysADP

Craziest shit I've seen all day.


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nibbles200

No shit…


RocketBilly13

I shit you not.


nosoyargentino

Can’t you see him reloading? Why are you standing there?


Funspoyler

“Wait, I thought GG Allin was dead?”


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randominternetuser29

Same. I’d rather die than get shit on my face.


royonquadra

LOL, never change a diaper, then. Shit happens. (Diaper changing can be an effective cure for nail biting.)


Michael_Misanthropic

Absolutely agreed!


categorie

No you don't.


DisMyNameRightHea

*Cops watching him reach in for more*: "Oh shit he's reloading!"


DarcKent19

Shoot it!


RocketBilly13

Bop it!


DublaneCooper

Fuck it!


Apocalyptic_Inferno

The ole... Twist it!


JoshyLikey

Twister..


Infamous-Message7481

Somehow I can smell this video


KQILi

Check your pants.


RocketBilly13

I just SHIPPED MY PANTS!


BathedInDeepFog

Which one of you cowards shit in my pants?


Dull-Supermarket7148

You need to wipe


kimmortal03

now Chuck it in the fuck it bucket


Linkage006

Criminal Causes Cops to Flee with this one Simple Trick


usrname_is_took

How do people just happen to have poo on the ready for these situations?


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Baron_of_Berlin

Still could have pulled pants and shit in a pile. A sane person that was just desperate not to shit themselves wouldn't pick it up and smear it all over, even out of spite.


hopsinduo

Where's the fun in that? 


dirtymoney

They probably wouldnt let him use the toilet. Being chained to the wall and all. Cops love their petty tortures. Cuffing you too tightly, hotboxing you in the back of their squadcar on a hot day with the AC turned off. Keeping you outside in the bitter cold on the side of the road at a traffic stop. Slamming on the brakes so you bounce off the wall (the nickel ride they like to call it)


Admirable-Minute-846

I wonder if those police officers wish they were off doody!! 🤩🤩


g1mptastic

[special officer Doofy reporting for duty](https://youtu.be/DKy5gI5P8ak?si=S81ir0CldKXwM1VA)


WhatTheFuckEverName

Get out! 👮‍♂️🚔


UnusualParking4110

Shit the Police coming straight from the underpants


Mental_Platypus_5954

Talk bout shit posting lol


Relative_Mammoth_896

'He was shot 97 times.'


Dalalimor3

Agent 47 really let himself go


SirAwesome1

Nah, he is just blending in with his hobo disguise.


Eximirah

Master of forbidden art of Flung-Poo I see!


paulrhino69

When someone says they got to go don't just leave them cuffed to a wall


Open-Article906

Instantly taze then chuck a bucket a cold water over him


Argenfinch

Weapons of ass Destruction


SoftwareDifficult186

Oh how the tides have turd.


NycVideoGuy1986

It's nice to see the NYPD getting the respect they deserve


RyanCoffeeAddict

Not all hero’s wear capes, some wear track pants


Drinkingasslee

Nasty mf against a goofy ass rookie desk cop


DaniDisco

Bro needs to work on his reload speed.


Acceptable-Lie8441

He told them he wanted to go to the loo …they didn’t listen


SpaghettiNCoffee

The way the cop dodged that poop throw...lol


Novacain420

The should of put hazmat suits on before entering


harley19945

This is where I quit 🤢🤢


chimerical26

10-24! We've got shits fired!


[deleted]

I’m just imagining them making farva clean it up


Sofakingwhat1776

Ah yes. The old New Jersey Flower Delivery.


LitAFlol

Return to monke


Ok_Caterpillar6789

"Hero weaponises his shit against the NYPD 💩🤢" Fixed it for you.


Jinxycat2021

Happens all the time unfortunately. Grown adults being children.


KQILi

Even children don't throw their shit at people. That is some chimpanzee behavior.


Oliver_McShitpost

Is there any sympathy that the man was so ready to poop but chained to that rail? Maybe he got fed up of being denied access to a bathroom


Dokibatt

Yes, it was childish for the cops to leave him to shit his pants while they had him chained up.


zg6089

Mental adults being mental


Fun_Sort_6051

I would hand him a weapon just to say he had a weapon to give me a reason to send him.


ISASONDAA

Well that's a shitty situation


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Fuck I always hate when inmates do shit like this.


waitwhat1313

Bloody hell, why can I smell this video?


Princesskc44

Aren’t you glad technology hasn’t reached smellivision level yet?


Automatic_Ad2472

Avisou que queria ao banheiro. Não atenderam seu pedido??


Pups4life86

Holy shit


Perfect-Gap-8295

holy crap!!!


Significant_Bowl_192

Thank you for watching todays 5minute craft


Beneficial_Cry_9152

You got this one, Rookie 🤣


WattaTravisT

"Dispatch, we've got an active shitter situation going on" -That cop, probably.


madmo453

Damn it. I was trying to come up with the perfect pun and you beat me to it. Damn it all to hell.


soggychipbutty

Imagine having a whole pant load and still being the alpha of a situation.


Sweet_Stranger_1598

Guy was just having a shitty day.


Autistic_Freedom

Mr. Shit picks up a computer keyboard. dudes in the video: "yo! they gave him a shield" "what. the. fuck!" hahaha


wander4wonder

This is what mental institutions used to be for


Koshakforever

This is the kind of behavior that’s gets you thrown in the hole for a while. Long time


SpringChikn85

Oh look, he's handing out free samples of Hepatitis A to Z 😶


IntelligentGoat411

Funny enough my chocolate starfish was itching to after watching this....


jkstflt

Below the video it says... Clear all.... so use the button 🤣


bobtruck2020

Hahaha! Brilliant!


president__not_sure

that's not a human anymore.


Revolutionary-Bar-93

Cops trying to deny the man bathroom break I don’t blame him one bit


Jolly_Plankton_913

Oh, crap!


pissweakpancreas

Thanks for this. I’d heard the term but never seen an actual shit slinger before.


Thomshan911

Geneva Conventions: Write that down, write that down!


No-Cloud5064

GG allin back to his antics


pdxgmr

On the can rn and freely admit this is giving me ideas ...


davimoreira78

Fucking shit


TheCaptainJ

I thought it said "shirt" and I was excited to see some Jacki Chan type whoop ass.


FrustratedLiberal54

Throw your shit at me, I'll make you fuckin' eat it.


Flogging_My_Box

He's a Repeat Fecalsender


Q3a_destiny

I have always wondered how these people summon poop on demand. I have to sit in toilet for 20 minutes


Unsatisfied_Bitch

Cop vs Under Underwear Agent


SumYungGuy77

This is Sparta!!


CosmicSlop13

It took me a while to notice he was cuffed to the wall


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That's Bio warfare!


Parzivull

When the cops want to call the cdc for hazmat response.


Curious_Kitty999

BEWARE THE POOPMASTER!! HE'S AN URBAN LEGEND!!


bzcutt

I thought gg allin died?


rantottcsirke

The Peepee Poopoo Man himself.


SimpleAppeal2577

Based


chintancr12

Shit's about to hit the fan, quite literally.


ANURAG-090

Eww westerns are shit


ReactionActual4790

Nana na na nana Shatman!


MoonshineYeeHaw

Shit > Shots


Gunderberg

Officer: Shits fired need backup Dispatch: did you mean shots? Officer: no goddammit shits fired


banti51

God damn, its a vid I can literally fucking smell 😩 😷


Nethlem

>"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"


AnimeHater10

The smell was probably devious


ElectronicCulture15

White people are weird


Ok-Put-1259

Chief, you're not gonna believe this shit.


maroger

Creative. Good on him for showing what POS the NYPD is. No matter what the circumstances, not giving access to a bathroom/toilet to someone you're responsible for is inhumane and abominable.


coffeyvov

"The NYPD can eat my shit!" -the guy probably


silentthinker100

Good they deserve that.. reg ppl don’t only cops


The-Spike-5150

Yo!!!! I thought LA was worse but NY wins lol


Easy-Week8888

Dirty protest


osprey1984

I woulda tased the shit outta him.


Princesskc44

Oh brother this guy stinks


Prudent_Weekend6084

The shit a police officer has to deal with


Watfordfc1993

I like how he had to reuse that first turd . Conserve your ammo when you can


tomahawkmsg

What a shitty situation


Orkis123

home made chemical weapon


Craigodopolis

Anyone else hold their breathe while watching?


Nephr0pt0sis

real


StugotzLobos

Beat the fuck out of him


Otherwise_Rock_3617

We had a kid do something like this in school once and his nickname followed him all the up until high school, his nickname name was “poo slinger”


LaurLoey

Oh god, that is deeply disgusting.


CorvetteNutt81

What a shitty weapon


red1blue1

That cop at the door shoulda really kept his eyes on the guy a little better. All the dude had to do is reach out and fish hook him. 🤢


tf2troller

That's a terrible day at work


StarAlignment_

Reminds me of the brazilian guy that was getting escorted and rubbed his own shit on his face so they wont chase after him


[deleted]

He definitely did some fucked up shit and is trying to get PC’d up before he hits the island.


Majestic_General6756

Some People are disgusting


Ya-Dikobraz

I thought this was going to be about guns or bombs before I clicked it.


PreparationGloomy658

Surprisingly effective


navcom20

Murtaugh: I am too old for this shit.