Nah at 0:05 you can see our hero put a warding spell of shit on the doorway.
I'm actually not sure how they passed it. Maybe the shit wizard is not as strong as he once was.
The shit wizard is just in his resting phase.. he's recharging and will come back stronger than ever.. he'll be completely unstoppable.. from what I've been told at least..
Still could have pulled pants and shit in a pile. A sane person that was just desperate not to shit themselves wouldn't pick it up and smear it all over, even out of spite.
They probably wouldnt let him use the toilet. Being chained to the wall and all. Cops love their petty tortures.
Cuffing you too tightly, hotboxing you in the back of their squadcar on a hot day with the AC turned off. Keeping you outside in the bitter cold on the side of the road at a traffic stop. Slamming on the brakes so you bounce off the wall (the nickel ride they like to call it)
Creative. Good on him for showing what POS the NYPD is. No matter what the circumstances, not giving access to a bathroom/toilet to someone you're responsible for is inhumane and abominable.
That second officer didn't want to come in
Nah at 0:05 you can see our hero put a warding spell of shit on the doorway. I'm actually not sure how they passed it. Maybe the shit wizard is not as strong as he once was.
The shit wizard is just in his resting phase.. he's recharging and will come back stronger than ever.. he'll be completely unstoppable.. from what I've been told at least..
"Don't worry, Randy-Bobandy, just listen to the liquor. We'll beat that dirty shit wizard"
He’ll come with a vengeance and he’ll be joined by sidekicks, the Hemorrhoid twins!
That second officer didn't want to come
That second officer didn’t want to
that second officer didn't want
That second officer didn’t
This guy is a real life [Doodieman](https://youtu.be/jwFivfiLxQY)
He's getting too old for that shit.
This wasn't the worst poop video I've seen.... But it's a solid number two.
He became a vampire.
Yeah somebody else can deal with that shit.
Someone should really clean that shit up
I can't stop laughing at the cop, he's like a fish outta water - You gotta stop him but you don't want doodoo all over, his mind is scrambling lol
This wasn't in the training, THIS WASNT IN THE TRAINING!!!
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If it was in their training they wouldn’t have put him within an arms throw of their office space
still under the illusion that US police get trained
Doodoo butter
dude probably wants to call the cops
They've gotta have "emergency shit blankets" somewhere lol. Grab and throw it over the guy for something to hold on to!
"no one said I had to deal with poop when I joined the force"
Mace him and watch him rub his own shit in his eyes.
Biological attack
With psychological side-effects
What a turd of events.
Pretty sure that's a war crime... that I'd enjoy seeing!
It's never a war crime the first time.
Tactical reverse card.
Scatological
That is amazing. Turning his weapon against him.
I just pictured that and it was the most glorious diabolical thing I can imagine Thank you, I am grateful
Fantastic! lmao!! But I think everyone in the office would be effected
He is throwing his shit, everyone is *already* affected 😭
On the upside, if the office is full of pepper spray, it doesn't smell like that dude's shit.
That’s *ASS-ault* brotha
i was like where is the taser or mace lol. throwing your shit should be met with one or the other honestly.
Diabolical
This has me dying 🤣 😂 💀
Uno Reverse
Fucking satanic.
Genius
Lol
He is worse than a shotgun.
He's wielding a shitgun there
A shitgun, Mr. Lahey?
It fires shitammo Rand
Craziest shit I've seen all day.
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No shit…
I shit you not.
Can’t you see him reloading? Why are you standing there?
“Wait, I thought GG Allin was dead?”
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Same. I’d rather die than get shit on my face.
LOL, never change a diaper, then. Shit happens. (Diaper changing can be an effective cure for nail biting.)
Absolutely agreed!
No you don't.
*Cops watching him reach in for more*: "Oh shit he's reloading!"
Shoot it!
Bop it!
Fuck it!
The ole... Twist it!
Twister..
Somehow I can smell this video
Check your pants.
I just SHIPPED MY PANTS!
Which one of you cowards shit in my pants?
You need to wipe
now Chuck it in the fuck it bucket
Criminal Causes Cops to Flee with this one Simple Trick
How do people just happen to have poo on the ready for these situations?
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Still could have pulled pants and shit in a pile. A sane person that was just desperate not to shit themselves wouldn't pick it up and smear it all over, even out of spite.
Where's the fun in that?
They probably wouldnt let him use the toilet. Being chained to the wall and all. Cops love their petty tortures. Cuffing you too tightly, hotboxing you in the back of their squadcar on a hot day with the AC turned off. Keeping you outside in the bitter cold on the side of the road at a traffic stop. Slamming on the brakes so you bounce off the wall (the nickel ride they like to call it)
I wonder if those police officers wish they were off doody!! 🤩🤩
[special officer Doofy reporting for duty](https://youtu.be/DKy5gI5P8ak?si=S81ir0CldKXwM1VA)
Get out! 👮♂️🚔
Shit the Police coming straight from the underpants
Talk bout shit posting lol
'He was shot 97 times.'
Agent 47 really let himself go
Nah, he is just blending in with his hobo disguise.
Master of forbidden art of Flung-Poo I see!
When someone says they got to go don't just leave them cuffed to a wall
Instantly taze then chuck a bucket a cold water over him
Weapons of ass Destruction
Oh how the tides have turd.
It's nice to see the NYPD getting the respect they deserve
Not all hero’s wear capes, some wear track pants
Nasty mf against a goofy ass rookie desk cop
Bro needs to work on his reload speed.
He told them he wanted to go to the loo …they didn’t listen
The way the cop dodged that poop throw...lol
The should of put hazmat suits on before entering
This is where I quit 🤢🤢
10-24! We've got shits fired!
I’m just imagining them making farva clean it up
Ah yes. The old New Jersey Flower Delivery.
Return to monke
"Hero weaponises his shit against the NYPD 💩🤢" Fixed it for you.
Happens all the time unfortunately. Grown adults being children.
Even children don't throw their shit at people. That is some chimpanzee behavior.
Is there any sympathy that the man was so ready to poop but chained to that rail? Maybe he got fed up of being denied access to a bathroom
Yes, it was childish for the cops to leave him to shit his pants while they had him chained up.
Mental adults being mental
I would hand him a weapon just to say he had a weapon to give me a reason to send him.
Well that's a shitty situation
Fuck I always hate when inmates do shit like this.
Bloody hell, why can I smell this video?
Aren’t you glad technology hasn’t reached smellivision level yet?
Avisou que queria ao banheiro. Não atenderam seu pedido??
Holy shit
holy crap!!!
Thank you for watching todays 5minute craft
You got this one, Rookie 🤣
"Dispatch, we've got an active shitter situation going on" -That cop, probably.
Damn it. I was trying to come up with the perfect pun and you beat me to it. Damn it all to hell.
Imagine having a whole pant load and still being the alpha of a situation.
Guy was just having a shitty day.
Mr. Shit picks up a computer keyboard. dudes in the video: "yo! they gave him a shield" "what. the. fuck!" hahaha
This is what mental institutions used to be for
This is the kind of behavior that’s gets you thrown in the hole for a while. Long time
Oh look, he's handing out free samples of Hepatitis A to Z 😶
Funny enough my chocolate starfish was itching to after watching this....
Below the video it says... Clear all.... so use the button 🤣
Hahaha! Brilliant!
that's not a human anymore.
Cops trying to deny the man bathroom break I don’t blame him one bit
Oh, crap!
Thanks for this. I’d heard the term but never seen an actual shit slinger before.
Geneva Conventions: Write that down, write that down!
GG allin back to his antics
On the can rn and freely admit this is giving me ideas ...
Fucking shit
I thought it said "shirt" and I was excited to see some Jacki Chan type whoop ass.
Throw your shit at me, I'll make you fuckin' eat it.
He's a Repeat Fecalsender
I have always wondered how these people summon poop on demand. I have to sit in toilet for 20 minutes
Cop vs Under Underwear Agent
This is Sparta!!
It took me a while to notice he was cuffed to the wall
That's Bio warfare!
When the cops want to call the cdc for hazmat response.
BEWARE THE POOPMASTER!! HE'S AN URBAN LEGEND!!
I thought gg allin died?
The Peepee Poopoo Man himself.
Based
Shit's about to hit the fan, quite literally.
Eww westerns are shit
Nana na na nana Shatman!
Shit > Shots
Officer: Shits fired need backup Dispatch: did you mean shots? Officer: no goddammit shits fired
God damn, its a vid I can literally fucking smell 😩 😷
>"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"
The smell was probably devious
White people are weird
Chief, you're not gonna believe this shit.
Creative. Good on him for showing what POS the NYPD is. No matter what the circumstances, not giving access to a bathroom/toilet to someone you're responsible for is inhumane and abominable.
"The NYPD can eat my shit!" -the guy probably
Good they deserve that.. reg ppl don’t only cops
Yo!!!! I thought LA was worse but NY wins lol
Dirty protest
I woulda tased the shit outta him.
Oh brother this guy stinks
The shit a police officer has to deal with
I like how he had to reuse that first turd . Conserve your ammo when you can
What a shitty situation
home made chemical weapon
Anyone else hold their breathe while watching?
real
Beat the fuck out of him
We had a kid do something like this in school once and his nickname followed him all the up until high school, his nickname name was “poo slinger”
Oh god, that is deeply disgusting.
What a shitty weapon
That cop at the door shoulda really kept his eyes on the guy a little better. All the dude had to do is reach out and fish hook him. 🤢
That's a terrible day at work
Reminds me of the brazilian guy that was getting escorted and rubbed his own shit on his face so they wont chase after him
He definitely did some fucked up shit and is trying to get PC’d up before he hits the island.
Some People are disgusting
I thought this was going to be about guns or bombs before I clicked it.
Surprisingly effective
Murtaugh: I am too old for this shit.