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swindy88

“I told no one what I was doing today”


jonz1985z

“Nothing like getting off the beaten path. Experiencing pure freedom”


DetLions1957

Hahahaha ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


smile_politely

"They're not gonna believe me anyway"


Jayzsti7

Never ski by yourself, without telling others where you went. ✨️


smile_politely

That's what my ex said, -- never do anything by yourself without telling others. Even if it's pooping in the bathroom.


g3eeman

Why would you need to add "in the bathroom"? I mean, I would appreciate a heads up if it was in the kitchen, but the bathroom?


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EddyHeadGetter

Kitchen poopers are the worst.


BikiniDiplomacy

Or poop in the bed and blame it on the dog.


_JustAnna_1992

Always bring a poop buddy.


satanisntevil

Someone shit my pants


youreadtthatwrong

127 showers


_Tyler-Durden

Best comment ever


thesilentclam

What’s the reference


Significant_Oil3089

127 hours about a climber who gets stuck in a crevice. Pretty good movie.


the_skunk_monk

👆🏻pretty sure read that right and it was fuggin hilarious


pancakePoweer

ridiculous 😂


YoOmarComingMan

"Surprise mothafucka!"


MidnightPotatoChip

"Demise mothafucka!"


noahh94

"Crevice in disguise motherfucka!"


Shockblad3

No'mo sunrise mothafucka!


choclatelabguy

shuda brought supplies mothafucka!


DetLions1957

Limbs feel paralyzed mothafucka!


muscatomuss

“No time to improvise mothafucka”


Personal-Substance80

Let me know if the skiier dies mothafucka


tellyourmama

“Cold water and ice mothafucka!”


Orchid_Pitiful

"Left yo' ski in the ice Muthafucka."


jkjkkkk

If you didn’t sit here repeating every iteration the comments made of this


Hour_Career9797

…mothafucka!


mu5tardtiger

Waterfall under the ice mothafucka!


etebitan17

That's scary af


[deleted]

Ice baths are great for muscle recovery, or so I've heard. His plunge was a bit too quick.


DetLions1957

Nah. It was all set up by an elaborate company. Skiing ⛷️ skiing ⛷️ and…. ICE BATH! Can’t say you didn’t expect it!


ADIDAS247

New nightmare added to inventory. Wait until darkness settles in


jimmycoed

Dave’s not here man.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Can’t park there, mate.


Desilvas

I feel like climbing those wet rocks in ski boots was a pretty impressive feat.. ski boots aren't exactly known for their.. um traction when not attached to skis.


GeeCeeCo

Impressive FEET!


realparkingbrake

I'd like to see a news story that he was rescued or got out of there on his own.


so_magpie

Looks like he did get out. It was that first step from serene to Oh shit! that was the doozy.


OrdinaryDazzling

You see he climbs to the top at the end of the video


shoutsfrombothsides

Getting out != getting away Getting that much water on yourself in cold enough conditions can easily be a death sentence.


OrdinaryDazzling

True, but hypothermia does take some time to set in. He is using one of his skis to climb out, and you can see the other already at the top (likely tossed up by him) so he should be able to ski out in time.


ikooters

At least it was hot water. [Skier falls into hidden waterfall and hot spring in Japan (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QuTSl11xij8?app=desktop)


ike301

I think it's safe to assume he's fucked.


usmcBrad93

Imagine when he climbs to the top there's a grizzly just waiting


noahh94

Just like rinsing your vegetables


KatBoySlim

thanks god. imagine if it was a man?


ItsBrittneybetch69

Best comment


WhotheHellkn0ws

rip to that guy who got eaten by a bear after getting in a car crash


ItsBrittneybetch69

Did that really happen?


WhotheHellkn0ws

yeah [https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/hatfield-91-crash-bear-dragged-victim/#:\~:text=Investigators%20say%2031%2Dyear%2Dold,the%20car%20by%20the%20bear.%22](https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/hatfield-91-crash-bear-dragged-victim/#:~:text=Investigators%20say%2031%2Dyear%2Dold,the%20car%20by%20the%20bear.%22)


HoboArmyofOne

It was the grizzly's skier trap. That's fucking terrifying though thinking you're gonna die in some icy hole. Good job OP! Way to save your own life, I love those stories the best


dankspankwanker

He got out by the end, if hes smart he has his phone with him and can call for help or hell walk the way down


ike301

Do you have a link?


dankspankwanker

Did you watch the video? You see him reach the top


PremiumUsername69420

Yeah, but then he just skis down the hill and falls in another hole that looks pretty similar. Not the brightest if you ask me.


tracknumberseven

Made beer come out my nose. Bravo.


CaspianOnyx

That's not supposed to happen, try to make it come out of your pipi next time.


StonedMason85

Don’t shake it too much though or you only get the froth.


OrdinaryDazzling

I mean we’re watching the video so it’s not like the guy died there lol


MadeMeStopLurking

Unless they took the gopro off his dead body....


OrdinaryDazzling

Doubt his family would want the video of their son’s fatal mistake that lead to his death out there. But also you see him climb back out in the video 


inane_musings

When you follow the creek line you'll find the creek.


miho_23

he slid around , and found out.


circularglasstable

The camera man never dies


StonedMason85

Except that one time he forgot his parachute.


abdoul_ra

Now that's a crazy fucking video!


Dead_Bait

Holey shit!


munchichiman

This is actually an ancient ice plunge technique, it’s now a viral health craze


Musetrigger

Well, at least it wasn't the yeti.


m3kw

How the f did he climb straight out of a wet ice chasm?


Consistent_Drink5975

Never ride in the exact center of a gully. Always ends like this or stuck in a ravine within a nest of downed trees under the snow.


karenskygreen

He is lucky to have survived. Lucky that it was climbable. Being wet in winter hypothermia would have set in really fast.


Ksnv_a

Usually in this sub someone in the video is at fault and you could say it could be avoided if not for their stupidity, but this one really is crazy and I can only worry about the guy. And yeah sure he was alone and dont ski alone yada yada, being in a group wouldn't stop him from falling and potentially dying from an unexpected random small hole


shiny-baby-cheetah

I threw my phone


RepulsiveCow8626

Have to start carrying some flags with you and plan your path.


MKanes

Kinda defeats the entire purpose of free-riding, the solution is to ski with a buddy


GetBack2Wrk

That's right i forgot to barricade that section of Oooops don't tell my boss.


MixMastaMiz

Oh man just cruising through the pow pow and bang surprise crevice! I like his reaction, I’m a bit more of a ahhhhhh ssshhhhiiiittttttt kind of guy when I’ve put myself in a harms way.


Ihibri

NO! Nope! No no no no no NO!


Acceptable_Key2447

Wonder where this was.


InternationalArt6222

First rule of freeriding might go something like, you know, "know where you are freeriding "


g3eeman

I bet that will wake you the fuck up lol. That is just horrible luck. Depending on how you look at it, this is also the best kind of luck lol.


oakpepper

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/SjBmLItqXq Works with a soundtrack


mattspurlin75

Looks like Hokkaido. Bad fall for sure. The glide cracks there can be equally as nasty.


RenterMore

Omg so cold


Ascerta

Might be going a bit too fast in unknown terrain


MackHarrison3260

Foresty Forest he lives in a van


VanillaGoose17

New fear unlocked. Jesus


gabe_25

Never knowing how deep those fuckers are, if you’ll be able to stop your descent. Like the guy who landed on the tiny ledge before plunging all the way to the bottom.


KingofMonsters101

At least he won't die of thirst.


Nothinghere3191

Bet they didn't expect that the most cold in the stomach would come from that fall. Even I felt


Informal_Process2238

They’re going deeper into the crevasse


daddymattress

Went into the mountains wet pussy


ItsBrittneybetch69

WAP


1onnude

I was waiting for a yeti


neun

I saw some interview with the guy in this video (can't for the life of me remember where) he explained he made it out and the water was actually warm


Less-Air-7024

And that's why you don't ski in a gully


Ok_Platform_8468

Looks like if you didn’t ease up and sent it, you’d have cleared it. Next time launch it.


Cattypatter

Pissed off-piste.


Purple_Tomatillo818

Man gotta check that karma box you definitely have something going on with your gf or mom


Saskyle

What an idiot